Cumbrain thread

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"Gamer"?

Are you talking about the little-known fact that when a woman has sex without a condom, the sperm actually travels throughout her entire body, even past the blood-brain barrier into her whole brain and like the sperm will do elsewhere in her body, it settles into the flesh and lives there alongside the other human cells for the rest of her life. So woman really, truly are... "gamers" lol

They say the old "whoreface" saying actually comes from the masculine DNA of the sperm affecting a woman that has had lots of unprotected sex and thus accumulated a lot of male DNA in her body, which can actually alter her facial features over time.

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I remember the days when everyone stole memes from here. Now you twats are taking memes from twitter

To be fair, how can you expect those with semen-stunted-thoughts to produce quality memes?

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>now
try for the last decade

Microchimerism

have sex gamer

>hex shitpost thread derailed and deleted
>idolmaster fap bait thread derailed and deleted
>0 porn threads currently on Yea Forums
The future is looking based and patreon kike free bros. Yea Forums will not turn into Yea Forums

Disgusting.

>A wojak edit is now a twitter meme
The state of meme culture, now a single edit can be its own category

?

I was actually referring to the gamer part

baka desu senpai onions KEK

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Yeah, you could say I'm a gamer

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Who you tryin' ta mess with ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?

To da one on da damn
Boy I'm soft
I just post some THICC, something from Japan
Like spam
It's starts when I come in
Slam
Damn, I feel like watching another man
libido is wrecked - hectic
Blacked got me goin' like hitachi - Electric
Damn
The lights are blinking I'm not thinking
Dopamine only when I go out drinking
Oh
Makin' my mind fuzzy,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big jann-ee
Bro
I got ta' get leavin'
'Cause a nigga like me is blowing semen

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

I like the voiced doujin

>Makin' my mind fuzzy,
>That's why I don't fuck wit da big jann-ee
>Bro
>I got ta' get leavin'
>'Cause a nigga like me is blowing semen
these are some weak ass lines. rest is okay

Drawings don't age

What even is a gamer?

just a miserable pile of semen

>voiced
Tell me more

What about

Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big cunn-po
Bro
I got ta' get leavin'
'Cause a nigga like me needs his semen

Semen in the membrane...

The implication being that cûmbrains have suffered atrophy to their critical functions so they don't post cunny knowing that the jannies are more likely to ban them as oppossed to generic lewd images and discussion. Then the next few lines are obvious.

Incel
Gamer

Test

soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Legend-of-Zelda-Dat-Ass-NSFW-DOUJIN-DUB

its passable

I CANT FUCKING STOP MASTURBATING REEEEEEE I HAVE SO MUCH STAMINA I FINISH ATLEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FUCK IT JUST FEELS SO GOOD WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO DRAW GIRLS SO HOT (and sometimes boys)

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gamer

Gamers rise up

Gamer

Jesus fucking christ. Fucking saved

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Okay so I leave Yea Forums for a few days and suddenly all you fuckers are going on about "gamers" What the fucking fuck happened?

Oh, seems it's filtered now. Neat.

What

No problem bro

>ninja thot
>hot
Nigga, please.

FUCK VIDEO GAMES AND FUCK GAMERS

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Were they smart enough to include

CUMBRAlN

on the filter?

Puffy nipples are the best

this will have great use in the future

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okay this is pretty good

i think its because my first gf had puffy nipples but man i love them

listen I have never even touched fates nor did I ever know what it was before I actually looked at the discussions in the threads, but you atleast gotta admit she got the good tit

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>sagging tits of an old hag
Imagine having taste this shit.

>be normal male with sexual desires just like every other creature on the planet
>"durrr gamer"

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I agree. She has nice boobies.

>not liking massive mommie milkers
ok faggot

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Nice tiddies

>liking christmas cakes
Hags are shit waifus.

>obsessively spam the board with softcore porn because you physically can't go 5 minutes without looking at tits
>"durr I'm normal"

Hey yo man, remember that shit user did a while back
Motherfuckers said cvmbrein wasn't gonna work
That crazy shit, yeah the stupidest shit
Hey yo user (Yo!)
Hey man why don't you come off Yea Forums for a minute
And shitpost this crazy shit
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to shitpost in Yea Forums soon
I gotta get cute before the day begins
Before the jannys starts bitchin' about my threads
About to go and damn near went cringed
Young anonz at the pad throwin' up wojack edits
Ran in the folder and grabbed my smug pepe
With the sticky on the side of my post
shitposted outside and upload my meme
Just as I thought, the jannys kept deletin'
Jumped in my fo hit the post button on my run
I got first page and left to right
Then I let the shitpost play
Bumpin' new shit by JOE CAPO
It was "janny get me bans" at the top of the list
Then I posted my own shit, it went somethin' like this
shitposting down the board in my pc gamer
Jockin' the jannys, slappin' the mods
Went to Yea Forums to get the (yous)
cúmbreiins out there cold shootin some fap threads
A post pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh pepe edit rolled, based g
He rolls down his image and he started to say
It's all about makin' that J(anny)M(ad)
'Cause the Shitpostez n tha board are always based
You come reporting that trash we'll pull your thread
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be based
Don't ban me mod, 'cause I ain't posting' shit
brainletwojackposter in the place to give me the pace
He said my man MCUNNY is on freebase
The boy MCUNNY was a friend of mine
Til I caught him in my thread tryin' to spam my shit
Chased him up the board to call him cringe
The silly cvmbreiiin pull out a 12 year old
Little did he know I had a vpn loaded up
One sucker jannyed,banned list front page
'Cause the shitpozter n tha hood are always based
You come reporting that trash we'll pull your thread
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be based
Don't ban me mod, 'cause I ain't posting' shit
(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING BASED)

Kill yourself, Gamer

Sexy.

What the actual fuck are you talking about

cunny

I'm not normally one to stoop to this level, but I legitimately think it's some kind of psyop

I just want to sniff that butt, spread those cheeks and shove my nose in there and just inhale it deeply, then eat her ass and fuck it

You're not wrong.

But instead of the Jews, it's orchestrated by your own damn dick.

Which I guess might also be orchestrated by the Jews. I don't know what you do with your evenings.

gamer
incel
have sex
dilate
tranny

Imagine becomming so addicted to cum it fills your brain and you can think of nothing else. Pretty hot desu

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Stop reading my mind

I
WANNA
FUCK
LILITH

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>This gets filtered in two days but the board continues to rot with tranny and incel posting
Based semenmind jannies

I like this post, because it really gets to the root of the entire "incel" movement.

>Are you a normal human male with basic feelings, emotions, thoughts and experiences as a normal, developing male between the ages of 15-25?
>THEN YOU'RE A FREAK AND EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU AND IT'S ALL SOCIETY'S FAULT

tranny

>tfw user will never fuck your ear till he fills your brain full of his thick smelly neet cum
why live?

gamer

back in my day people used to spam threads they didn't like with cunny, real life actual cunny not none of that 2d shit

who /cunnybrain/ here?

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It's the fucking kikes from discord trying to get us to hate gamers

I don't want to feed this fetish. I already fapped to that Shantae animation.

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entire thing ruined by the asshole

what is this gamer nonsense I keep seeing now?

then they all got party v&

Fuck off patreon porn shilling deranged retard. Nobody comes to Yea Forums to be bombarded with cartoon autism in every thread. Go back to twitter

I'm not interested in them, they don't have dicks

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MODS PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP

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gamer
gamer

wait so gamer is a filter or gamers? can someone explain all this shit to me?

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>he doesn't like asshole
fag alert fag alert wee woo wee woo

The asshole is the best part you low-test faggot

God I love being a gamer for Zelda

Metroid Prime 2 is my favorite video game ever

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Nah.
It's more likely Russians trying to get gamers to hate the kikes to push them further to the right.
It's the exact same shit that's been going on since 2016, they're just ramping it up now because the 2020 election is revving up.

Is this the designated CUMBRA!N thread?

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I want to suck her tits, eat her pussy and asshole out and then fuck every hole on her body

Yes

t. shlomo shekelstein

This is a gamer thread, user. What are you doing?

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I'm taking about how much I want to fuck video games, is there a problem officer?

There's a minority of people who are tired of seeing anime tits and ass get shilled here for free. People here are addicted to porn and desperate for attention. They fill up threads with softcore shit to farm (you)s, even for games that are pretty innocent like Risk of Rain. The last April's Fools stunt showed how bad it is. I'm just surprised I wasn't the only one that's tired of it, I've pretty much given up on the board.

Point proven.

You can't fuck a video game

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That doesn't mean I can't want to.

Underrated

Why yes, I'm somewhat of a cunnybrain myself.

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You can't. I'm calling the thought police

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TRANNY TRANNY
THATS WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU

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You know you can just ignore it/hide it, right?

good luck nigger

>NOOOOOO STOP POSTING SEXY ANIME GIRLS IT'S PROBLEMATIC AND SEXIST AND MISOGYNIST AND
Fuck off to reddit, resetera, neogaf or whatever other leftist commie shithole you crawled out of you fucking subhuman tranny cuck.

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I agree with the sentiment, but this feels way too forced and artificial for that.
This went from 0 to 100 in less than 24 hours. It usually takes weeks to months before a meme starts creating its own threads, look at Sneed as an example. That's been around for YEARS before becoming a full THING. "CB" didn't even exist as a concept this time yesterday. Something's clearly up.

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>being this bitter your shitty meme got canned in less than 24 hours
>thinking you have any fucking room to call others obsessed

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About you fulfill your destiny and kill yourself you lonely porn addicted faggot. Even on an anonymous imageboard people hate you.

based and redpilled.

YAAAAAAAAAS JANNY SLAY

>About you fulfill your destiny and kill yourself
>this fucking projection

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Fun fact:most porn addict become trannys because of how much their brains gets destroyed by his obsession

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JIZZBRAIN

Here we go. There it is.
It's someone trying to start up GG 2.0.

I want sex so badly bros

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