ANGRY SMASH THREAD

ANGRY SMASH THREAD

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REEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS EVERYONE PISSED OFF WITH THE HERO
THIS WAS OUR CHANCE TO MAKE DRAGON QUEST MAINSTREAM IN THE WEST FOR FUCKS SAKE
BUY DQ11 YOU FAGGGOTSSSS I WANT MORE LOCALIZATIONS

>tfw smashfags can make or break a game series
they aren't buying dq11s cause some smellee told them not to

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Real talk, why the fuck aren’t most wanted first party characters playable?

When actual irrelevant characters like Ice climbers, Mr game and watch, ROB, duck hunt and a bunch of third party, which may I remind you weren’t requested at all as much as most wanted first party, are fucking playable, everyday I pray that they are cut next game.

Unfucking acceptable, you can't seriously defend this

Real talk, why the fuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise

Actual iconic characters like most wanted first party, who people have actually had patience to wait for are demoted to fucking assist trophies and spirits, which need I remind you were made ace/legend type so Sakurai could fuck with us, he knows the demand is there. But this ugly fucking bear cunt who has only 5 games, 2 of which weren't even in Japan and has fans that attacked children gets to be playable? I pray every fucking day that trashjo and shitooie are cut next game, which they will be because the next smash will prioritise first party over third, be prepared for 80% of third party (including your Ugly bear cunt) to be cut and replaced with iconic characters like most wanted first parties. Honestly, fuck Phil Spencer I hope he gets demoted between now and next smash, that way banjo won’t be able to return.

This isn’t fucking acceptable, you can't defend this at all.

I can't consitently play Bayonetta.

Fuck top tiers for ruining my fun and keeping the pressure on me.

I especially hate Pichu and Inkling.

FUCK HERO AND FUCK NIGGERS

>actual irrelevant characters like Mr game and watch, ROB, duck hunt
say sike right now

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The former is ok desu, he’s sold better than half the franchises in smash, the other two are NES shit that can be removed, nobody would honestly care if they were removed.

Warning: if Ultimate's DLC ends with no new Kirby rep, Sakurai FAILED his own creation. TWICE.

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Only thing I really hate about the game is how effective it is as a redundant shitposting subject on Yea Forums.
None of you play the game and, yet, you can't stop running your mouth thinking your voluntarily wrong opinions that trigger retards is the pinnacle of comedy.
Hoes maf indeed.

What new characters would you want in Smash?

>see people rage at hero and want him banned
>“lol mad cause bad”
>Decide to play a couple rounds as him
>now begin to understand
I don’t want any character to be banned from competitive, but I think a nerf is definitely needed. Some unrelated rants too
>machrider should’ve made it in as the retro rep even if it was predictable
>Samus needs to move on from the Other M design
>There should have been more characters with costume alts
>Nintendo won’t announce anything at Evo because of how out of touch they are
(I’ll eat my words at the last one if it does happen though.

It was a wasted opportunity to not have all of the original 12 get their 64 counterparts as echoes with their lack of side specials and original moves. Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS SMASH RUN

Why is it so hard to unlock characters? I already went through this with smash 4, i just want all characters and start playing , i don't want to waste time unlocking shit. Why is the adventure mode so shitty? All you get are fucking jpegs. What happened to trophies? They had cool 3d models and informative text, they were an actually worthwhile collectible. Also make charizard a standalone character again, his down-b was the best thing about him.

>Arena Name: No Fighting Please

Most people run away/rarely approach and the game works to inhibit good counterplay to this by having low ending lag options combined with ability to buffer dodges. Since momentum doesn't exist, it can be really tough to pressure since someone can just hold away after getting hit and suddenly they are going pretty fast in the air.

What? My point doesn’t make it obvious enough for you? I want characters that were robbed as assist trophies, mii costumes, heck even those who were made ace/legend type sprits, feels like they were robbed the most!

We literally only know one thing about the dlc and it is that the characters will represent franchises that have not appeared in smash

Taking away run up shield and changing powershields also makes it more difficult to safely approach. It's annoying too how restrictive things like SDI are in Ultimate. The game's combos and setups are still pretty setplay esque.

>Go random in lobbies
>get kicked

>Go random in a lobby and not get kicked
>Win
>Get kicked

The worst is that faggot who has the lobbies up for Twitch like 24/7 xadril or whatever. Samus player kicks people when he loses and just runs away/camps like a fag with Samus. I went random, got Marth, and twostocked him. Immediately kicked. Saw the channel appear on Twitch today and clicked it. Saw him playing someone and he lost to a Cloud. He immediately kicks them and everyone else in the line so he can play again.

Reminder that anyone with an Azura icon is cancer, no exceptions.

Literally nobody has officially stated this. Don't tell me Reggie did, because that was an obvious misquote.
Trust me, I'd rather they say it at this point, because if that ends up being the case there is no excuse for giving people false assumptions. But that also means the DLC was completely pointless.

>The only kirby stages and reps are from sakurai's kirby games
>Barely any modern kirby songs
>Marx is a boss instead of someone else from the 3D games

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What's worse is that he's not even all that great. He's a fantastic noobstomper, but otherwise he's clunky as hell and really difficult to work with.

>I don’t want any character to be banned from competitive, but I think a nerf is definitely needed.
Is this a joke? He isn't even remotely overpowered.

I read 'first party characters'. There's quite a few. I assumed there would be a speciific select you would be interested in.

Name one that’s relevant

I want to rape Captain Falcon.

I want to break his limbs.

ban hero from tournaments

Has it won something yet?

>gets in literally any kind of bad situation
>mashes b

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ALL I WANT IS FOR SMASH TO FUCKING REVIVE MY FAVORITE SERIES
FUCK
JUST PLEASE BRING BACK CHIBI-ROBO, PANEL DE PON, FUCKING ANYTHING
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A CHARACTER, A NEW STAGE WOULD PROBABLY WORK FOR GOD'S SAKE

Ban yourself, leffen.