If you had to pick which Warframe to turn into permanently, which one would it be?

If you had to pick which Warframe to turn into permanently, which one would it be?

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valkyr

limbo, i would fondle womens breasts in the streets ONLY TO MAKE SURE THOSE BEAUTIFUL BEINGS DONT HAVE CANCER

Frogbutt, then I would sit on user's face all day to fulfill his fantasies.

I have to admit it's an incredibly difficult choice.

>Saryn
Maximum mommy material. I do love the idea of having a cute little user to coddle and smother with my breasts. Tease and stroke his dick with delicate grazes of my finger tips while whispering in his ear about how much of a good boy he is.

>Valkyr
Bottom BDSM bitch. I'd let some user unleash his wildest fantasies upon my body while I'm strapped helplessly to the wall, a bed, in any position he desires. Choking, spanking, branding, body writing, ball smothering, anal exclusivity. It sounds like bliss to me.

the only good choice
>go into pocket dimension and just stay there permanently
>can do whatever the fuck you want and not only can no one hurt you, they can't do anything to you
>freeze time and other fun shenanigans

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What is the point of turning into fapframes? They don't have actual holes to fulfill any fantasy.
Even if they had vaginas, the infested flesh would make it look like a roastie.

>Not picking Rhino so you can finally be chad

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Hydroid. For uh.. reasons.

fpbp
>hot as shit, dummy thicc, and best fapframe
>literally unkillable
>spamable hook to zip zoom around everywhere.

Second best answer would be Excalibur ofc

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>>literally unkillable
until your budget exalted blade runs out

Loki for sure

Inaros so I can be a sick fucking darude sandstorm robot mummy KANG.

with the right mods it never runs out, and if it ever does you still have the most armour out of any warframe, so any damage done to you might as well come from a wet tissue.

Khora

Hildryn

Vauban or Nekros, also everyone who is picking girl frames is a tranny

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Excalibur or Nezha

she buff gyrl

Nyx for them thighs

I'll pick Saryn.

>What is the point of turning into fapframes?
Because I think I could make this look work for me.

>They don't have actual holes to fulfill any fantasy.

....so? No seriously, I actually want to know: so what? Who needs holes.

You think an 8 foot tall war machine who's as beautiful as it is deadly needs a particular kind of opening to capture the hearts and libidos of other beings? That there aren't a million ways to provide stimulation that don't involve those openings? I honestly don't know what you're getting at here.

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If I become a warframe do I also get a tenno form?

Saryn

no

wasn't valkyria ult reworked to be shit?

No, you will get a metrossexual angsty teenager using your body as a "space ninja" costume for genocidal purposes.

Man you are the gayest person alive

A Challenger appears

>Hypothetical situation to become a hot alien woman
>Doesn't take it
Now THAT'S gay.

I'd rather become a hot alien man

Nyx

>Hypothetical situation to become an alien
>Chooses to become a woman so he can stroke dicks and also take dicks in the ass exclusively
Pretty fucking gay bro

It wouldn't be gay because I'd be a bona fide biological female. I'd unironically mock you while stroking your dick.

I think that's what he wants seeing by how persistently he's replying to you.

B A S E D

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if it deactivates near enemies you take some of the damage you ignored so you'll probably get oneshot
dunno if they changed anything else since I quit right after that and it's been a few years

>The latent desire I have to turn into a woman and choke on dicks isn't gay
Don't know what to tell you

Ivara. Perma invisibility. Thievery. Super damage bow. Navigator arrow tricks and scouting, can also pull off insane trick throws too. Utility arrows such as sleep, noise, or turning others invisible. Innately sense who are my enemies and their location with a certain range.

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Get a room, and just fuck already you gays

Trap nezha or empyrean nezha?

Mesa.

This but prime

>latent
:)

There was some Tennocon costume or whatever that really cool too.

Limbo. I get to be a sentient rift walking murder machine with the strength and agility of a demi human, while being able to snap my fingers and become a transdimentional motherfucker, with the ability to create a cataclysm and just able to stop all time The World style. Why would you pick anything else, you inherently have a fucking tuxedo suit and tophat, its apex.

Trap. Empyrean skin looks ugly.

>Shitframe
lmao

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That's your opinion tho', I like it

Garuda or Chroma

Its not terrible, but it doesnt come close to Nezha's normal look.

>Why would you pick anything else
Saryn's pretty

>limbo
>omg I can create a cataclysm and time stop
Wow you basically can accomplish what Nezha and Rhino can except you use two abilities to do what they can with one. Also using cataclysm will make it so if they were shooting at you they now might be able to actually get some hits on you.

I'm just saying I like it, user

I dunno user, nezha needs to suspend them in air and pretty much impale them with energy spears

Brotherhood of the gun.

Fast fingers, sharp eyes, bulletproof.

>Can be an alien necromancer, ice wizard, invincible tank, any kind of superpower basically
>Pick saryn so you can suck dicks

Gay as shit homie

I pick Saryn so I have show off my big tits and wide hips and look sexy as I slay my foes.

I guess I'd make Saryn pink and blue for her colors.

ember so i can have a giant futa cock that shoots molten cum

It's another one of those "hey Yea Forums what sort of super powers do you want to have?" threads. Where the most popular choice is yet again being a super thicc woman.

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Loki. Imagine what you could do with perma invisibility.

None, because none of them have a dick.

Gun to the head, Loki.

Easy, as a 5'3 runt I'd easily just turn into Nezha. and I'll do my best to be the best Mini-Rhino I can be

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>5'3
post TUMMY

My brethren

How much do you think DE regrets making Nezha the way they did considering he became that game's Bridget?

not much at all
Canadian company and all

Didn't they have a meltdown over people calling him a trap?

Isn't that just a meme reaction?

None at all, they embraced the joke and even have fun with every now and then, especially Rebecca.
Some chat moderators for Global did.

nah, trap is just a banned word in global chat

They have thighs and armpits

None, all warframes are ugly as sin.

>post TUMMY
Sorry user my "tummy" is only for eating and showering and my mommy

kys
My wife Titania is the cutest

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