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I have wallhacks on in CS and I try to play them off

Good game.
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I don't have a single PC game in my top 50 games, and Soulsborne shit doesn't make it either

I won't play a game unless it has an up-to-date Cheat Engine table published

>just fapped to a fantasy of sucking off a futa nun
>this thread pops up
GET OUT OF MY HEAD HEEB MIND CONTROLLERS

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source?

gamer

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>at my friends house for a month
>her girlfriend keeps walked around in shorts that are one tier above panties
>keeps touching my leg or shoulder when we're playing vidya together
>haven't fapped in like a week
Help
Also we're playing Pikmin 2 and I get really sad when a Pikmin dies.

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I have like 10 video game ideas in my head, one of which I could probably write 30 pages about in lore alone, but I'm already on a different career path and don't have the money or mental energy to pursue making them a reality.

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i cheat h-game[\spoiler]
and you can do nothing about it

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I lost the desire to play vidja, but I'm so depress, I just lie in my bed all the time.

Give her a good punch to the girl nads.

last nun I seen thought she was a catholic priest, but I actually fooled her, I was not a boy, but a girl with a penis all along

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I derail alot of threads into arguments

I think NTR is super fucking hot but only when it's a girl stealing another girl from a man. The idea of some cute lesbian showing up and black mailing some straight girl into being a mind broken carpet muncher

I buy the porn games I pirate if I liked them enough to show support for the devs, but only if they have an English release of it. If I have to go through the trouble of pirating their game, doing some machine translation bullshit or relying on someone to do fan translations, and need to set my unicode to Japanese just to get the shit to run, then then don't deserve my money because I've already jumped through a million hoops to experience their game about an oblivious man who incidentally acquires a harem of 10/10 women who all embody a specific personality and body type with little overlap who are all perfectly fine with being a harem of cum dumps because MC-kun is just so cute.

I genuinely believe that organized religion is important for maintaining a healthy society, but the major religions of the world need some hard core reform and newer religions need more exposure and acceptance. Specifically, Catholic nuns should be allowed to marry and pretty themselves up and show off their bodies to attract mates, and priests should be allowed to fuck women so they stop being sexually repressed autists who eventually turn on altar boys.

I generally see nothing wrong with MFF relationships but think poly relationships shouldn't ever exceed that but also MMF relationships are fucking wrong because balls are touching and that's fucking gross, of course I could maybe make an exception if it was MF(m)F because then nobody can call you gay for liking traps because that would mean your girlfriend is also gay, and girls can't be gay, and it's also not cuckoldry because the trap is filling in the roll of a girl with a feminine penis and you get to fuck his butthole so it all balances out.

I did not care much Darksouls despite liking Bloodborn and Sekiro.

im into oppai lolis

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Asta?

But that's the only thing way to play shitty H rpgmaker games

Only if you're a casual.

Why am I so purple

No fuck you. I shouldn't have to spend 15 hours grinding up one stat just so the heroine will finally accept the dirty old man's advances to eat his asshole for 5 gold pieces.

I think I might be in love with my best friend, despite finding the idea of gay shit disgusting.

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I want to see your panties, please show them to me

It doesn't take that long for non-casuals, sorry to tell you.

You're a god damn hero user.

I'm into giant oppai lolis.

Why would you think that?

I think pig tails look bad, I can't understand the appeal.

I don't think I'm attracted to people.
I'm not asexual either, I wish it was that easy.
As far back as I can remember I thought I was gay because I had no interest in starting a romantic relationship with women.
I'm probably just schizoid, or something else.
Not asexual because I still wank to eldritch monsters.

I think DMC1 is overrated. People who say they like STALKER use it as brownie points around here and I'm positive 70% of the people on this board never played more than 3 hours of those games. I also used to fap a lot to the model viewer in Soul Calibur 2.

typically that just takes 5 seconds

the grinding is so she starts going around town naked and just not care about anything anymore

I'm a tranny.

I jerked off to the GUP gore doujin

2D > 3D
You're not special.

yeah that'll show 'em! /pol/ posters HATE that shit lol! Fucking retard

I used items on the chess board (DMC3) on DMD.
I wasted 15 minutes trying to kill the King first and failed every single time.

source?

I have cuckposted on most Yea Forums boards for several years

Dilate around my cock you half man while I choke you and spit in your face and call you garbage then cuddle you and pet your hair lovingly after I blow a few loads in that axe wound you call a "Vagina".

I came inside a traps butt last night.

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I only have a bucci though.

And only if you tell me you love me after.

>play RPG maker h-game
>play normally
>end up saving the world with your friends
>restart
>fail stuff
>suddenly has you grind MURDERS
>kill all your friends just because
>by the end of the game the MC is getting off to killing people and there's almost no NPCs left in the game to have sex with because she killed them all
>did keep a loli as a pet and sent her to get raped, and having incest with all the things you gave birth to on the sides

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Modern Games have dumbed me down with shit like objective markers

Eileen

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I hope next April Fools has lewdposting. It got me to try ERP shit.

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>I post off-topic threads to spite other boards

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Bridget?

I tried to kill someone once. I failed.
I dont regret it.

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I can count the number of times I've gone out of my way to play a game in Japanese on one hand.

Was that someone (You)?

Nope.

>other character temporarily gets playable during the normal route
>murder stat is at 999

I play an absurd amount of porn games. Some times I start having genuine fun with the game and keep playing it and enjoy a gap then continue playing.

Based

I like games, but I can't stand the community. Most of you guys are terrible, unintelligent, meme-spouting 9year olds and I utterly hate you with every fiber of my being.
and yet I can't leave, it's like... I'm here... forever

That's not a sin.

Why though?

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Degenerates here will somehow manage to turn it into lewdposting no matter what it's about. Although this year didn't even come close to how amazing the team stuff was.

Story?

That's mostly just Yea Forums user.

Sounds like the one with a problem is your and your arrogance.

uh yeah, /pol/ hates that, keep doing that

I fucking hated them as a person and for what they did and were doing with every fiber of my being.

This. Those /pol/tards are sure to hate lewdposting. Keep it up. I'll have you know that they hate cunnyposting more than anything, so please do that.

I fantasize about a sexy nun castrating my penis and then fucking my ass with a strapon made with the cut off dick.
Yes, that is a very specific doujin plot and its name is Castrato.

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Same, it's a horrible illness. Especially since considering they are futa or at least femdom.

Congratulations, you are a faggot.

based as fuck

>I also used to fap a lot to the model viewer in Soul Calibur 2
I feel like everyone has

>model viewer
>not the art gallery

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This but with Jam in Guilty Gear

Actual totally for real and not just making it up /pol/tard here.
Please stop posing lewd threads to spite me.
Whatever you do, do NOT continue to do this thing.
I would totally hate it if you kept doing that thing.

Yup.
Also whatever you do, please don't post lewd threads about MILFs and cougars who are absolute train wrecks in terms of personality and attitude despite being 10/10 breeding material who are only a few months away from hitting the wall and need a baby in them NOW. I hate those the most. Especially when they're paired with men and even women young enough to be their children. That is the absolute worst and would probably chase me away forever.

>those nips
>that cameltoe
How did Namco get away with it?

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Kys

What the fuck do you think is pitbull posting on /an/?

Not going to list all the reasons, but the point is that if he was a she, I'd have asked her to marry me already.

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