NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLEASE COME BACK
THEY'LL PATCH IN THE REST OF THE POKEMON I PROMISE
PLEASE BUY MY GAME I DON'T WANT TO BE HOMELESS
I'M SO SCARED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Logan Walker
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Robert Reed
fuck off, enough kids will buy this shit anyway that gamefreak will consider it a massive succeas
Justin Hughes
>parents buy it for their little kids anyway because why wouldn't they, their kids want it
>Gamefreak takes this inch and makes a mile with it, going all in on removing even more mons with shittier graphics and mechanics to compensate
I hate it, but it is what it is.
Jose Ramirez
You'll sell bare minimum 15 million copies from fans who couldn't care less and just buy them all, soccer moms who know Pokemon is child-friendly, and dumbasses who buy both versions, plus a shitload from merch sales. Me not buying this garbage fire doesn't make a dent, and neither does the potential lost sale from maybe 200,000 people at max.
James Ortiz
>tfw I can never buy a Pokémon game again because it reminds me of my ex
>can never have the joy of playing or sharing a game with a cute girl again
I can’t play games that involves having someone use to play with, it reminds me of her
Mason Morgan
>Game Freak ever patching games
only time they've ever done that is for balance and big fucks they've done in the games (like that one city glitch where you could end up stuck/save file corrupted in XY).
Gabriel Bell
>pokemon
>patch
Lucas Brown
>named a pokemon after one of my exes before the fact
>fortunately it's a shitmon and only is prominent in one gen
Charles Russell
>gamefreak
>patch
>when they could instead release a full price upgraded version set
Unstoppable Sword and Immovable Shield might have all of them, but I still won't buy them because of this horseshit.
Cameron Watson
Why is she such a slut?
Julian Flores
because we want her to be
Dylan Martinez
Pokémon is unironically a Çumbrain franchise now
>we remove all these features
>and all these Pokémon
>while having the same shit graphics
>and the same models and animations
>and fundamentally the same gameplay
>in spite of the fact we own a 90 billion dollar franchise
>BUT LOOK PRETTY GIRL
Juan Butler
Why not?
Nolan Moore
Did terefuu do anything on her yet?
Caleb Robinson
>Çumbrain
Damn, the word got filtered already?
get fucked
Andrew Hall
I like pretty girls, and indeed buy many games purely for the pretty girls.
Pokemon is not one of those games. they fucked up.
Brandon Smith
Show us your FUCKING CUTE AND FUNNY HOLE
David Murphy
Who is Çumbraine?
John Torres
Are all Galarian women as slutty as her?
Parker Wright
>one of my Pokémon games was a gift from my ex
Fuck my life.
Evan Brooks
yes
Landon Perry
Just like Scotland women.
Juan Anderson
I named a pokemon mc after my ex
Needless to say I'm not touching that game again
Sebastian Cooper
How can you be this much of a cuck?
Nathaniel Robinson
Which pokegirl would you go down on?
Ethan Gutierrez
>Another Hand Holder thread
Michael Smith
I want to taste Lana right out of the ocean
Jayden Moore
enjoy having to suck dick for a living you slut
Jose Perry
Looks like it's back to sucking dicks behind school for you.
Luke Morgan
>Be unreasonable gamefreak apologist
>Loved X and Y, never really gave a shit about post-game battle facilities in general, and like the more story-driven elements of Sun and Moon
>Only actually been playing the games since gen 4
>Buy both versions of every single game that comes out
>Don't even want to play sword or shield, new, used, or pirated
It hurts.
Grayson Turner
David Torres
All of them
Julian Harris
This is why im 25 and virgin.
Wyatt Jackson
I look back in disgust at how my mother always bought me every version of Pokemon. Red/Blue/Yellow, Gold/Silver/Crystal, Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald. Like come on adults should know better.