What are some good games for brians to play?

This filter was a horrible idea. Jannies really kicked the hornets nest by dropping the hammer down so early.

Wtf Yea Forumsros

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>out socializing with friends
>friends
ummmmmm lol?

>please stop having erections!
Just join the 40% already

Violated heroine

reminder that the virgin walk was posted seriously until chad was added and turned it into a joke.

the irony of this is completely lost on the guy spamming this

Just another poor attempt by yellowfag

You know your sex drive does go down eventually? I look at porn maybe twice a week and I have a gf on top of that and we maybe have sex once or twice. I'm 31 btw.

Social media and the 24/7 news cycle is more detrimental to one's life than porn.

>someone actually took some effort to make this image
Gamercel.
See? I've combined two buzzwords into one.
You lose, I win. Bye-bye.

gamer

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Struck a nerve?

read the reasoning you ___brain

>someone actually made this
If only you faggots used your autism to fix your life.

Hehe

>motivation for attracting women
First of all, why should I do this? Are you some reddit-tier normie or smth? Also dilate, have sex, cope, seethe, sneed chuck and fuck, i get it, just answer me like a human being,

the good thing about all this is it motivates me to stop touching myself as much. Ive gotten to the point where I can go a few days without urges.

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i wanna fuck ampharos

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same

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Imageboard bingo apparently. Don't know what that would look like but take a free space for being a trannyposter and another for (You)'s since you seem to of figured out how easy they are to get and in your mental illness can derive satisfaction from the smallest of achievements and the lowest of low hanging fruit. Everyone needs some kind of win when you fill your time invested in voluntary recreational sites you yourself hate because other people who hate it too decided to invest themselves in making sure their hate is known to the point of forced memes.

>A forced meme is so effective it makes Yea Forums collectively shit it's pants, as they know that the meme speaks the truth.

When jannies try to filter it, after a single day, you know you've hit a real good nerve.

>all the cῦmbrains screeching in this thread

>ban all the people criticizing off-topic fapbait on a blue board
>keep the fapbait up
Based

why can you bait mods this easily?

vocaroo.com/i/s032ZfBljvF2

>spam your shitty meme so hard it gets wordfiltered within a day.
>when cuck still hasn't been filtered
>when seethe, dilate, cope, rent free, have sex, cringe, and yikes haven't been filtered
I hope you are proud of yourself user, your powerlevel is onions strength.

Cumchads win again.
P.S. D I L A T E

It is, dare I say it, one of the most potent chemo treatment for the cancer killing Yea Forums.

Because it hits too close to home, lol

lol this culture is just so primally hostile to men it's unbelievable
HEY YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU LIKE DOING BECAUSE YOU HAVE NADS? WELL IT'S BAD AND YOU'RE A FAGGOT
BUT ALSO DON'T TRY TO BE LIKE THE OTHER KIND OF PERSON, THAT DOESN'T HAVE NADS, EITHER
THAT'S BAD TOO
JUST DONATE RESOURCES AND DIE, FAG

that's a tumblr meme in the OP btw

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>threads are spammed by offtopic posts
>Summer contributes
>"man we got those kids to parrot our offtopic meme to disrupt conversation on a site we hate"
>"wow we did such a good job it was stopped in a day"
Unironically learn to cope better for your own happiness.

Imagine thinking that men are embarrassed that they have a libido and a sex drive. This is wish-upon-a-star level thinking.

I love these faces

They only did it early because it got under their skin, and I'm not that surprised. I report /e/ and erp threads when I can be assed and half the time my reports get wiped after a little while, some jannies like Yea Forums as the catchall shitposting/porn board

>so effective
it was literally discord trannies and kiwifarms raiding

Okay let me try: gamer!

yes goy, keep masturbating. don't reproduce.

It only means that jannies got butthurt, nothing to be memeing about.
Except porn addict jannies, of course.

>someone actually posted this
imagine doing things lol

The people spamng that word are the same ones who spam "have sex".

Blue boards were a mistake tumblybrain

>Cumbrian
A Cumbrian is someone from Cumbria

Just like all that nigger speak and onions spam right? Fuck off.

>N-NO I'M TOTALLY NORMAL GUYS, I'M TOTALLY NOT A SLAVE TO MY SEXUAL DESIRE AND PORN ADDICTION, IT TOTALLY DOESN'T AFFECT MY DAILY LIFE

quick, How do I cure myself from the gamer? i masturbate about 18 times a day, spend too much time on koikatsu, and I cant get things done because im too dang horny all the time. and im also starting a collection of cropped porn images for some reason as well

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There's a difference between moderate usage and addiction. I haven't seen a single word cause this much asspain in a while.

Another normalfag BTFO'd

It's more creative and less annoying than hs, at least.

congratulations, you figured out that it's cool to call men gross and call things men do gross, and that men can't defend themselves when you call things they do gross

i bow to your stunning insight

gamerand/or kinesiology

The aim of the program is to facilitate an educational and developmental opportunity for students interested in studying brain or kinesiology. The program is aimed at young adults and has specific objectives for those interested in research and teaching. It may be the case that students interested in studying brain and kinesiology will be able to enroll in the course through their university.

The program will meet in a large auditorium at the Peking University. A lecture sequence and exercises will be designed to help make the overall learning experience efficient. The lecture and exercises will be taught by highly skilled researchers, including leading researchers in the field of kinesiology.

A special introduction and welcome list will be provided to the first class that arrives, with a presentation to prepare the class for the lecture. Students will be invited to join in the discussions over drinks, and the lectures will feature discussion after discussion on various aspects of kinesiology.

Students will be provided with an introduction to kinesiology and the basic scientific foundations of kinesiology. Students will learn about the major components of kinesiology, how these contribute to learning and health, and how they can help in any area of kinesiology study.

It actually doesn't. I masturbate for like five minutes and then the rest of my day is completely unaffected. The only one who seems to have the thought of jerking off all the time on their mind is you.

Go cold turkey.
Masturbate only 2 or 3 times a week.
Do NOT look at porn every single day.

Based
Dilate

>it was literally discord trannies and kiwifarms raiding
The only discord trannies raiding Yea Forums are the mods themselves.

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/472515948/

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>another fucking wojak edit

>Toasty roasty mad Stacy sluts are servicing men world wide over the internet.
Just case she freed your slaves for free doesn't mean you get to whine tumblybrain

>falling for roastie memes

Wow, another buzzword

Based

What does gamer change into

they censor jizzbrain but not have sex and all the other buzzwords? do your jobs better mods.

It means janitors are cleaning offtopic posts since they're being made in such a volume. Board culture would dictate this to be a failed raid rather than usual summer faggotry but if you want to view it as a win from and outside good job buddy you did it.

Have sex or jerk off without porn

Keep saying it

Reproducing is for apes, im human after all.

This

Hurr durr le sex is natural. Yes it is. Making all discussion and thoughts revolve around it isn’t. There are literally entire boards dedicated to porn and an ecchi board if that’s too hardcore.

>Everyone so sure it was a raid
>Everyone so sure that the evil discord trannies and /pol/ started spamming yesterday
>Even when this meme has been posted all week and just caught on yesterday
You people really like to cling to your bogeymen

this forced meme reeks of nofapper incel cope.

nice IP :^)

>this amount of damage control and "n-no u"
The first step is admitting you have a problem, user.

its really easy to make these kinda bloomer/boomer/doomer/coomer/zoomer nonsense and half one or two attributes apply to a guy or two.

>le anyone else here NEET who plays video games and watches ANIME?
>"ZOMG...HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!.... I THOUGHT I WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON LIKE THIS :O"

fucking stupid dude.

gamer

for most of my life i desperately tried to repress myself, i didnt start looking at porn and wanking until my early 20s
now im a massive fucking degenerate that can only get off to werid alien porn
as long as you manage to control it, masturbation isn't unhealthy
still only wank once a week though, and mostly due to the fact that if i don't, ill get wet dreams

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You're pretty far gone
Honestly seek help. Breaking a porn addiction is on the same level of getting of of drugs. Good luck to you user it can only get worse if you don't start now

>calls jizzbrains uncreative
>proceed to use a wojak edit
that'll show em

>Masturbating 4-5 times a day to porn is perfectly healthy

>The first step is admitting you have a problem, user.
Good advice, try taking it. I'm not going to waste any further time on you now, retard.

me on the left

Goddamn I love masturbating. Coconut oil and a hairtie go a long way.

so what is this new reddit meme now that I see being spammed?

there's no difference

the point of the meme is that you can shit on men for doing a male-coded thing, and everyone will side with you, because it is innately rewarding to punish men

i'm not even mad, i love this shit. guys need to know what they're up against

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Haha, jokes on you I'm 23

You are an addict who can’t control yourself

That being said this entire thing is a psyop to get everyone to be MORE addicted

Yes, as we all know, every civilization on earth that adopted the idea that chronic masturbation is bad and unhealthy specifically made this idea to be hostile to men thousands of years in the future as part of some [political affiliation i disagree with]'s plot to oppress me.

>trying to avoid the wordfilter inside a picture
gamer

reminder that the reason males are being suppressed is due to artificial EMFs coming from radio transmitters and cell towers and wireless devices in the house such as phones and routers. intentional design.

your testicles and hormonal systems are effectively turned female when exposed to radio/microwave frequencies. this was the result of nazi research in concentration camps and they are now mass deploying the perfected anti-masculinization tech on Western populaces in the form of 5G.

this is why people are epigenetically degenerating into increasing mental and physical neoteny.

you have been warned. you are being suppressed intentionally.

silent weapons for quiet wars.

rise up or die.

this will be my only post ITT.

I think you killed this one faster than you did onions, it's pretty amazing.

Is this a raid?

Do what I did and discipline yourself by looking at several porn and say to yourself. "I will not masturbate or get turned on. I will not masturbate or get turned on." over and over

>op admitting to being a hairlet
kek

Im not a faggot, sorry.

This fucking site gets more retarded by the day

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

>criticizing offtopic fapbait
lmao where the fuck did you come from, soccer moms.

It’s literally the federal government

lmao I just woke up from a nap after fucking my wife

People of a certain leaning are cumcraniums and need to make sexual identity a pillar of their personality and focus to fill the otherwise empty void. Do you think these people are from sites with upvotes and popular opinion or from here?

>being a kumbrain in 2019
take the woke pill

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No, just a new meme

>not channeling all your lust into making lewd art
I’ve been more productive than ever. Might even start a Patreon and make some cash on the side if I get good enough at it.

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That was literally me 6 years ago. I even learned SFM to create porn faster since internet wasn´t able to provide me in time (3+ faps per day during years and years).
Thank god those times are gone.

Yea Forums went to shit when it went from self aware weirdos to fedora tippers larping as "classy gentlemen".

This is just pathetic.

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post some of your art

Trannies can't get hard, and time spent looking at porn is less time spent eating hotpockets or cashing in your staggering paycheck of $0.00

You post it in every thread and the rate at which this transpired is unlike anything else in recent board history short of a major get spawning a meme for a day that makes the board near unusable. Subtlety is something you lack down to posters referencing people LARPing pol posters and pol content when they clearly are not from pol or here and once upon a time would only of been dignified by being told lurk moar faggot.

Post a cropped image or it didn't happen.

im too much of a creativelet and drawlet to create lewds. how do i become more creative because im starting to think this is a genuine problem

>kumbrain who gets off to other people getting off
>not a faggot
Got bad news for you

I channel my lust towards hot and horny girls.

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I didnt think I had a problem until I tried to go a week without jerking off
It was fucking horrible
That shit snapped me out of that lifestyle, it's amazing how much better you feel

>Coconut oil and a hairtie
>and a hairtie
What the flying fuck? Can you ellaborate a bit?
I guess you'd use it as a cock ring but why would you do that if you're alone?

i tried to get into drawing but it just made me more depressed

No it’s not. It’s just as bad.

If you think cumskull is some kind of orchestrated attack on men you have some weird ass persecution complex. All of these people saying its a raid have posted no proof, and can't get their story straight on who would actually carry out such a raid. R-resetera! D-discord trannies! Its leftists!!

I think there is just a surprisingly large amount of people on this board who are tired of seeing the same thinly veiled fapbait threads posted every single day and reach bump limit. If one word can trigger the retards that spend all day posting "X A CUTE!!!", "I WANT X TO BE MY WIFE" then fuck them. Seeing them sperg out for being called out on what they are is the most fun I've had on this board in a long while.

Do cock rings work? I was thinking if trying one out.

This it’s literally horoscopes for robots

>oops! I just rear-ended someone with my car! Can’t help it I’m a Capricorn/doomer

If you think cumcranium caught on faster than boomer, have sex or incel, you're mental. The only reason it got near-instantly filtered and they didn't is one of the volunteers taking offence to it

Do people fap to their own art? I've considered getting into drawing specifically to do this even if it'll take years to get decent at it.

As a cock ring. Doujins have ruined me.

Should have spammed it on Yea Forums no one would care there.

It got spammed so hard it got wordfiltered before shit like incel or have sex.

Reminder that the gamer meme was probably started by a tranny that cut his dick off and lost his sex drive

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>you
Stopped reading there. I never posted anything, I'm just an observer. This is just like the Yea Forumstards yellowposting a couple months back.

>brian
Probably shoulda learned how to spell before trying to force a meme.

t.gamercel

no dude it's not a raid
like, the blackpill here is: ACTUAL 4CHANNERS will take a tumblr meme and run with it, for no reward other than making you miserable
it is so rewarding to punish you for being male and being alive that people you've posted alongside will do it, despite the meme coming from the cuntiest of tumblr bitches

t.kumbrain

Post your art.

>got instantly word-filtered
>lost so hard that ExHentai literally rose from the dead
>the most fun I've had on this board in a long while
oh yeah sounds like a blast lol

It always has been a home for weirdos and schizoids. These tourists don't even know what imageboards are.

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You dont do fucking shit dude, i know this because you would have posted work you are proud of

Been there.
Stop watching porn.
You can masturbate to your imagination but that will probably be impossible at first.
Lift weights.

So what did gamer get filtered to?

Source?

His name is Brian but he happens to be a gamer.

This

It’s an insult that personally offended the jannies, that’s why, lmao

Stop watching mde

yeah, in other words- you're male, you have something, ergo that something should be taken away from you, because it is inefficient for you to have things

gamer

Downright acknowledging you're only going to throw out schizo bait and refusing to engage lest you get BTFO like usual. Keep telling yourself you're the good guys and hope there's no heaven or hell after thinking about the implications of harm you're encouraging.

Does this article mean I have to get addicted to porn?

Dude just needs some new fetishes.

кyмbrains are 90% of Yea Forums population. Just look at all those anime/fap bait threads like "would you buy HER game" etc. There are pathetic low test faggots who fap on 2D all day and come here to sread their illness

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NOOOO DELETE THIS!!! MY MEMES!!!

HOW ABOUT FILTERING SHIT LIKE HAVE SEX OR INCEL TOO?

>a tranny that cut his dick off
This is what scares me about these people.
They agreed to cut their dicks off, like, holy shit, how far from a cold-blooded murderer are they?
ONCE I was not careful and I made a little cut in my balls while shaving, I felt so fucking sorry and dumb that I seriously can't understand how would anyone want to mutilate their genitals.
Just a bit of self-respect for fucks sake!

"gamerwave patterns" in this way, you don't go away. The only reason you don't is because your brain doesn't know how to get out of this state. Most of us get out by "just" pushing a button that tells your brain it's time to stop. But gamerwaves can't control this. Most people who experience the "brain wave" phenomena end up thinking about a certain goal that you know you want to achieve. You're not likely to achieve it by pushing this button. Your brain just sees something that has to be done, and can't decide how best to do it. When you start to engage with your brain, and begin consciously thinking about your goal, you go from being in a brain wave to knowing what you want to do.

This gamerwave awareness is so powerful, in fact, some do so unconsciously. It's how you learn where you actually belong in the universe, how you know what good to do, what you should do, and other such basic questions and concepts we all need to solve at some level or another. This is so great that if you ask people to ask you these same questions, you'll be surprised at the answers they'd come up with. You'd be surprised how many people just never ask these questions, or don't try. They're convinced they know what to do at this or that level or at anything,

>he actually sees value and has possession over porn
Holy fuck literally just proving the meme right
You are CUMTARDED

How triggered do you have to be in order to make this and spam a whole board non stop with this meme?

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Tourist

>just keep sliding down the fetish rabbit hole loser
Good advice you fucking dipshit

who was that guy from Ichi the Killer who couldnt get hard or something so he started killing people with roller skates and karate?

He's not wrong. Jacking off to porn is obviously bad for you, if it wasn't Israelis wouldn't have used porn as a weapon against the Palestinians.

>R-resetera! D-discord trannies! Its leftists!!

What if I told you they all mean the same thing and your new is showing, resetera tranny tourist lefty shill JIDF? Sloppy job dumb doublenigger.

Tell it to me straight user. If you had jumped on the bandwagon at the right time and could get more than a dozen (You)s of pissed off chubby neets just by posting one word, you wouldn't do it?

this man's right about the imagination part. I've fapped so much too the point where all the sperm I've ejaculated could colonize an entire country so I've grown tired of all the porn, so now im all imagination. it was difficult at first however

this post best post

>haven't jerked off for a single day

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>sweden
of course...

How triggered do you have to be to censor it? That's the real question

>mods doing their jobs

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>Spam a forced meme
>Fuck off you annoying retard
>LOL GOT EM U MAD BRO

Maybe you're just an annoying retard

>gamer poster is a brainlet phone poster
Who would have guessed, lmao.

The real redpill is that this isn't a raid, but a civil war

MUH JEWISH SCIENCE EXPERIMENT SAID WHITE MEN SHOULD FAP 3 TIMES PER DAY

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Stop seething, trannie, its normal to try something new.

This one actually doesn't hit me at all, my addiction and cope is weed and alcohol. I only jerk off 2-3 times a week if that.

Brian here I could use some good games. Please recommend me something.

this is literally me. how do I stop this?

you value something, and you are male, ergo the thing you value is valueless and should be taken away from you
your only utility is to others and anything that decreases your utility to others is evil

The btfo wojak poster lmao

?

BASED

Everyone who tries to force the board to change to suit them is every bit as bad as the thing they are trying to change. This is a hard truth you must swallow. If you wish to improve the board the only way to do so is to create and maintain video game discussion. Anything else is just shitting in the river of shit and claiming you made the shit river less shitty.

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Can masterbation be an addiction? I am 23 and have jacked off 3-4 times a day since I was 12. I can lower it to once a day if I really struggled but not doing it once a day I go insane. My friends say they average at once a week which I find impossible. That’s like saying “yeah I eat once a week” to me.

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>stop falling down to deviant fetishes
>calls you a tranny, some of the biggest deviants on the planet

I'm 30 years old can I still become a regular brain??

Predictions for what will become the substitute of this new catchword?

Next time you jerk off think of how pathetic you look doing it

>Wordfiltered after a day
Guess the mods are cumskulls too.

c.umbrain and s.oyboy were filtered almost immediately after they started gaining traction because they hit a mod too close to home. all the other retarded buzzwords like cringe/incel/yikes/zoomer etc. are allowed to stay because they don't apply to mods.

>if I Pretend this about sides and that he lost then I can keep masutbating to game drawings all day in peace
Yikes, the state of coombrains

thanks

You are a kumbrain

Stop seething, trannie, its normal to try something new.
LMAO, you don't see the irony in this statement, a literal tranny would advocate for more deviant fetishes because being a tranny IS a fetish. C-mbrain really is a good insult for the retards on this board.

Ejaculating twenty-one times a month? That's way too many times, I'm not a teenager anymore.
Well I guess that's it, I'm going to end up with prostate cancer at this rate.

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like, this is what i was talking about back in ~2016, maybe as early as 2014

tumblr-/pol/ syncresis

never dispute my genius again I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

the left cant meme

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>civil war
And you're a tourist who rebelled against nature of imageboards. Bravo.

Alternatively, go to another website that suits your tastes. Why do people want to have Yea Forums cred so badly?

This especially the part about quitting. I can’t even go 3 days, It’s lost subconscious at this point and I don’t even enjoy it

No, new fuckers are bringing new shit nobody cares about that they want to force onto the board. Milhouse is not a meme, never was, never will be, and the next dozen Milhouse's over the next 5 dozen years I'm alive will be no different if the nature of a likeless, identityless, upvoteless imageboard continues to attract a certain kind of poster from other platforms not offering the kind of discourse and conversation found here.

>muh juice xD
back to /pol/, you are no longer welcome here

Me 6 years ago
>Only never thinking about masturbation times I go outside(very few times).

Eat oatmeal for zinc, get sunlight to reduce porn addict, made exercise.

Coomers WW@

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gamer

>Wanking to anime titties at an unhealthy rate and spamming a video game board with porn is right-wing

Fuck off falseflagger.

KEK is filtered

You literally and unironically need to have sex.

Holy shit I can smell your fedora just by scrolling past your post.
I think I'm gonna puke brb

>got banned this morning for making a thread about the hottest new Yea Forums meme
>turn phone off and on
>ban gone
Got em’

Only a gay guy that has never had the experience of being hetero and having hetero male friends to talk to could ever, ever make a post like this.

>brians

I like games like deus ex

I'm 27 and I regularly fap two to three times a day.

triggered tranny

>This gets filtered
>yikes, seethe, incel, oof, cringe, based, have sex, and dilate are all fine apparently
Huh?

That's exactly why jizzbrain is destroying this board
The leftists have no counter meme that goes as hard

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the furry of my unmstoppable raging wrath

I'm pretty sure the cumbrian meme comes from /fit/

Give it to me, and i'll have it.

and it's

okay so the one thing you could possibly actually do, that would make you stop wanting to jerk off, is the pinkpill, right?
but you CAN'T EVEN DO THAT
because the problem is not that you're jerking off per se, it's that your sex drive is not benefiting society
you're not generating utils

are you feeling the fucking blackpill yet

kek

So I'm guessing this is happening because trying to shame people over objectification didn't work out well so they're trying to play to the /r9k/ crowd on here instead?

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>f it wasn't Israelis wouldn't have used porn as a weapon against the Pale
The left advocates FOR porn and masturbating though, the right has always (although autisticly) fought against that stuff because they know if you normalize it you get a bunch of fucked up porn obsessed "people".

>You literally and unironically need to have sex.
sorry but. im a celibate, so i will never have sex with anyone and never will

Gamer seethe more

dialate

only in all caps for some reason

ignore that green text.

I thought NoFap was bullshit until I started doing it myself, the trick of the thing isn't to actively avoid pornography, I think it's actively looking for other things to do. I've got so much more energy and, dare I say it, creativity now that I've stopped wanking, but I know that most of that is because I've got the test to actually go out and do things.

I'm not sure what this thread is even about

it's tumblr
no one knows it's tumblr, no one cares, doge was from tumblr and no one cared about that

you have no idea what it feels like to know all this shit and be unable to do anything

(((blacked))) mods
(((porn))) is the most jewish thing to destroy white race.

based mods taking the trash out

Kumbrain gets under the skin of the porn obsessed teenage mods on this board.

>weird alien porn
Nice
>only once a week
I average two or three times a week. Any less and I get a really uncomfortable dull ache.

Is the world entering into a new puritanical age? I see more and more sex bad violence good everywhere. I hope not because last time people were getting crushed under rocks, drowned and burned alive.

WYH SO INTERNET HURT IS TI BECOSE SOMEON DELEETED UR FAVORITE WEAB O THREAD OR JUST BECAUSE U R AUTISMAL AS FUCK
PROBABLY BOTH NERD
HOMO SYMPTOMS:
OWNED AT GAEMS
OWNED AT INTRENET
OWNED AT LIFE
BUTT DOCTOR VERDICT:
BUTTFRUSTRATED
CRY TO2 DADS DIK 5EVER NOOB

So an incel larping as a vocel then, got it. So exactly the kind of person who would spout the new meme buzzword unironically. Exactly what we all thought anyway.

I didn't want to use this, kid, but you leave me no choice. I must unleash 33% of my power just this time, or the world will never be the same.

A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE

Destroying? If it weren't for all these weirdos, it wouldn't be an imageboard, it'd be a fucking totalitarian reddit shit. If you don't like something, just hide it, ffs, stop crying like the whole world owes you.

>stop jerking off all day
>fuck you I'll jerk off all day if I want

it's a right wing meme you aren't fooling anyone. this has /pol/ written all over it.

Can we give /pol/ their own website? How many shitty Wojak memes have we gotten in the last year?

>it's tumblr
>no one knows it's tumblr, no one cares, doge was from tumblr and no one cared about that
>you have no idea what it feels like to know all this shit and be unable to do anything
I saw gamer posted on /pol/ months ago, you not only can't do anything, you don't know anything either.

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

It's almost like that's the point and when you have meaningful achievements with related endorphine releases from them your alternative of jerking off for a dopamine rush is no longer as thrilling or something really worth your time anymore as often.

Hey retard
>"I have to do ________ at least once a day, every single day or I go insane".

Does that sound like an addiction to you?

You just posted cringe bro what are you doing?

You guys are joking right, you guys don't actually just jerk off all day right?

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is this the latest futile attempt at chemo?

Bro... how old...

It's due to the spread of Islam into the west and the resurgence of christianity

>Being obsessed with people on the internet masturbating

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I'm saving this

So is there a list of all the filtered words?

thanks

Cope - the post

>mods changed Kumbrain to gamer
how telling.

vocaroo.com/i/s0MBDDBb93eq

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Gamer

Nah, I just pretend to be retarded on Yea Forums all day instead.

oh...
no..
no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Those image macros need to make a comeback

Why would you stop nature just be horny its fine.

I am almost 30, live with a girlfriend, have a bunch of different hobbies and shitpost on Yea Forums when im at work. I was horny as fuck during my 20's, its fine you will survive. shit is fun.

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Of course I do! Dr. Greenbaum Finklestein said I should masturbate any time I have a slight sexual thought about women (except brown ones)

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>BUTT DOCTOR VERDICT:
>BUTTFRUSTRATED

I will never not lose my fucking sides to this.
It was gold in 2010 and it's still gold today.
Oh fuck I'm old...

why are porn addicts so defensive sheesh

>months ago
try a year ago at least
your wire skills are weak, I have ears everywhere

while there is a legit concept there, the wording and image used are cringy as fuck

gamer

BASED

How about you take your daily ebin porn games thread to /aco/ or /h/. You're worse than those shitlords who made Yea Forums into a gayporn board.

>/pol/ buzzword gets filtered instantly
Face it nazis you lost, this is our board.

>can't even say the DOA meme word

user....

imagine if you tried to tell women to stop rubbing it to whonaturallock
and then told them they were being "defensive" when they threw you off a building lol

>celibates dont exist
ok

But that only gets me harder

No

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dilate

>(except brown ones)
Awful bait. Patricians fap to brown goddesses half the time.

what if im a massive narcissist and jack off to myself in the mirror

The law is the law user, now I have to inspect your penis!

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Or you could use another website that actually functions the way you want it to. Not even baiting, but have you tried NeoGaf, ResetEra, or Reddit? Why do you want to use Yea Forums so badly if it's not to your taste?

gamer got filtered already? based mods

you tell em cumrade

>this has /pol/ written all over it.
rent free

But you also need to breathe, eat, and drink everyday. Fapping is a bodily function, so im not sure that can be an “addiction”’per se

why did this get a wordfilter but "dilate" and "have sex" didn't

>Literally has not had sex

LMAO

its bizarre that gamers think this is a tranny thing. the nofap movement has been around for years and it was started by guys who were sick of being addicted to porn. has nothing to do with politics

Yea Forums was never good, nothing really happend. So is Yea Forums, fucking shithole for weirdos, it was, it is and it will be, pol btfo.

Youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED
go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander
i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO
ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u
"i like to drnikj sperm from my spermbottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u

>pol but unironic, left leaning and truly believing this site is evil makes a meme to derail all threads with ease like Sneed
>it goes off like wildfire
>becomes too much inbetween people who hate lewdposters, kids parroting shit and the keyboard warriors who began the meme
>SkeetSkull gets wordfiltered
>threads filled with "this was not a raid despite the speed of escalation"
>people posting about winning or losing against the site because the meme was taking off so hard mods had to be gods for a day
>but its not a raid we swear

Its funny shit and another piece of board history that shows the left can't meme or lose gracefully and quietly.

6. Sneed

the meme is from tumblr though
it originated with anti-porn feminists

I was here before you. Fuck off if you don't want to talk about video games.

Because porn addict knowledge end up as incels addicts to trannie,cuckold,BBC,CP and other porn fetish.