>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
*whistles for magic horse*
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>hmm... best open world rpg since gothic, gotta be
Based
>0:36
My sides!
This post reeks of tryharding to make a serious game topic to counter what happened yesterday
nailed it
>that ending
Authentic simulation, felt like I was there
Who are you quoting?
mmmmm drowners...gotta be...
are you on the crew for the witcher series special effects?
lmfao
My fucking sides
i haven't laughed like THAT in a long time; this is literal fucking perfection.
Kek
kino
fucking hell
fucking lmao
4 years later and Yea Forums is still seething that this is the RPG of the decade.
Nice job
>0:36
kek
I liked the game but yeah every goddamn sidequest plays the same.
Left trigger, see clues, follow trail, combat.
good shit
This made my week.
BLUDDY WITCHA ET IZ!
Nice
good post
Very bad, why are people praising this?
seethe
okay, you do it better then. faggot.
BASED
Isn't the ALALALALA supposed to be the battle music or something?
BASED
based
HOW DO YA LIKE THAT SILVER
if i had a kazoo on me i'd blow you all away with my skill at this re-enactment
>he can't mimic a kazoo with just his mouth
based
>try and escape Geralt by playing monster hunter
>he fucking shows up anyway
>play his quest
>LESHEN...GOTTA BE...
>HOW DO YA LIKE THAT SILVER
>A PUKEI-PUKEI...TIED UP BY A LESHEN
>QUEST PUKEI-PUKEI IN PERIL COMPLETE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>*whistles for magic flying car*
>A PUKEI-PUKEI...TIED UP BY A LESHEN
hot
Fucking INCREDIBLE
BASED
cringe thread, gamers.
The previous post of course
ABSOLUTE MADLAD
>*whistles for magic horse that never fucking arrives because you're too far away*
>autoruns on road to next boring shrine
>*toucan sam vision activates with cartoon magnet*
>"Mhmm....bunch of in your face hints, next mission towards Mechazord, gotta be"
>"Come on, Epona (amiibo not included)"
>*follows Zelda’s obnoxious ethereal VA*
>guys in flamboyantly gay costumes appear
>Want us to build your twink ass a house? MORE RUPEES LUV"
>"This weapon has broken" *Link gets set on fire from equipping Twig*
>"Mhmm....Lizard skeletons, better tell Giant Talking Tree™ about this"
>"Come on, 420BlazeIt"
>*autoruns on road back to Hateno*
>"Link do you want this royal poon tang or what? Defeat Ganon faster while I come in at the last second and finish him off for good!"
>"Just some cunt who failed at defeating Ganon and now expects me to do all the work
>"OY, HERE'S YA REWARD, DA WHOLE RANCH PITCHED IN"
>"Triforce of Blonde Bush" Completed
>10 Rupees received
ULTRA BASED
RIP my sides
Even as a witcher 3 fan (like all patricians), i must say this is a very based thread
How do peasants play this? I tried to play it with a gamepad and it was a horrible experience.
golden
Here's a (You) for the effort. Great work.
real pros use keyboard and mouse controls
bait
hahaha whut
Well done
nice man
>replay W3
>lose all will to play after i finish the assault on Kaer Mohren
God damn it, the main story takes a gigantic nosedive as soon as you actually find Donut Steel the wannabe witcher
>all this time
>still butthurt
What happened, anti witcherbros?
BASED
How can one post be so based?
Bravo
shit impersonation and shit post, the reason the pasta is funny is because you actually imagine geralt saying it and the funny accents of the peasants
based
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm... tracks leading to the basement... very deep, must be a huge beast... better check it out"
>"Empty HotPocket™ boxes and skidmarks on the walls... doesn't leave its nest often, wants to stay out of the light"
>"Eugh this smell... gross"
>"A Jannie™, gotta be"
This.
Never fails to make me laugh
not bad
bless you user
Bases
Yeah I'm thinking he's based
I always cringe when I hear what you faggots voices are like.
let's hear yours then, queero
holy fucking based
>theres so little OC even complete retards are applauded
i'm fucking dying what the fuck ahahahaha
>Witcher
>RPG
if its not a RPG then what is it matey?
>0:58
FUCK I'M DEAD BRUH
the fucking piruette at 0:36
as retarded as the ''voice acting'' might be, i actually really liked the sound effects
an open world action adventure game
What about the basic RPG mechanics such as leveling up?
Samefag
I unironically prefer KB+M