It would seem that based kojima has taken the /sips/ pill

It would seem that based kojima has taken the /sips/ pill.

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attaboy kojima

Do they not have regular sized monster cans in Nipland? What's up with those twink sized cans?

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japs are small, a regular can would give them a heart attack

this is how we know kojima has boomerpilled taste, good on him. The game of the century is in good hands.

That neck... how old is he again?

Imagine unironically being a 55 year old man and drinking energy drinks

>tfw drinking a 500ml can of Monster right now

55

I quit drinking energy drinks 4 days ago after drinking 2 per day for years. I already feel better.

maybe one day he make the fucking game

It comes out in 3 months

How are you already feeling better?
You should be going through withdrawal symptoms almost immediately after the first day.

no delays or patches? finally

NOOOO
STOP GIVING KOJIMA ENERGY DRINKS
HE'LL DIE BEFORE HE MAKES HIS MAGNUS OPUS ;_;

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t. seething monster shill

>no delays
Correct. It's actually going to come out on time. November 8th.
>or patches
We'll see. I gave up on games not needing patches years ago though.

I'm not a retard that drinks the shit every day and actually limit myself

?

>not just drinking cultured drinks like coffee
Energy drink tranny detected, engage dilator

>drinking anything but water
Enjoy death

Water kills more people than any other drink.

>tfw no tray of artisan nippon boomer juice

If you live in a 3rd world country like america

This is a fact

It's the #1 cause of drowning. Dangerous stuff.

what about alcohol? Wouldn't that have more deaths due to alcohol related incidents?

Beer is 95% water

You got me curious to learn so I read up.
In the USA
Alcohol roughly leads to 88,000 deaths a year.
Drowning roughly leads to 4,000 deaths a year.

It looks like alcohol was the true monster all along.

>implying most ethanol isn't diluted in water and serves as the fall guy

T b h the first 2 days sucked and i got headaches but they are gone now. Not even that hard to do just stop buying them.

Yeah, I'm going through the same thing at the moment. Went degenerate on caffeine for the past 7 years of my life consuming over 500mg daily near the end and suddenly went cold turkey. I'm going on 6 weeks now but I still have residual withdrawal symptoms. It's easy to quit but I just hate feeling like shit all the time already.

2 energy drinks a day? On a scale of 10 how white trash are you? Be honest.

Watch your kidneys user
stones are worse than childbirth, not shitting you