What is it about Link that makes him so attractive?

What is it about Link that makes him so attractive?

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Onions in your diet

>jizzbrain thread

Struck a nerve?

Only my penis, at least make yourself useful, semenhead

Same thing as any anime girl/trap, people never draw actual imperfections, anime style depicts a perfect body and skin, it's completely not human.
That's why "draw a girl and call it a boy" works, and that's why waifufags are retards.

Who you tryin' ta mess with ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?

To da one on da damn
Boy I'm soft
I just post some THICC, something from Japan
Like spam
It's starts when I come in
Slam
Damn, I feel like watching another man
libido is wrecked - hectic
Blacked got me goin' like hitachi - Electric
Damn
The lights are blinking I'm not thinking
Dopamine only when I go out drinking
Oh
Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big jann-ee
Bro
I got ta' get leavin'
'Cause a nigga like me is blowing semen

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

Semen in the membrane
Semen in the brain!

imagine being so obsessed with sex all the time, yikes

Androgny.

You can fuck him and pretend he is whatever gender you want and that's appealing to closeted people.

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Nigga u gay

Is this /pol/ or discord tranny speaking?

>that one powfooo comic where them 3 shotas go on a adventure
ending got me diamonds

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He a cute boy that can trap it up and that greatly appeals to my dick.

Based, traps aren’t gay, they’re kinky

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I don’t mind being gay for effeminate men so effeminate they don’t look like men because they only exist in hentai. It’s not like I’d ever fuck an actual guy.

i mean if you're a guy and attracted to traps then you're gay or bi. not a big deal. im not a closetfag like some of you. traps are cute girly boy that crossdress and im not ashamed to want to fuck them.

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I wouldn’t consider myself gay for liking this

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why haven't you joined the winning sise yet, Yea Forums?
>once upon a time a Discord group decides to raid Yea Forums for teh lulz by forcing a new buzzword: the CB-word
>since Yea Forums likes to fap but a large part of Yea Forums is also contrarian, this buzzword was bound to rustle some jimmies
>they proceeded to false-flag Yea Forums intensely by filling the catalog with threads with a lewd image in the OP, and then calling the OP the CB-word in the first post, on top of spamming the CB-word in every other thread where applicable
>this gave the impression that this was a big problem on Yea Forums, which resulted in two things:
>1) people who were actually tired of lewd threads proceeded to spam the CB-word to call Yea Forums out on this
>2) underage shitposters unaffiliated with the Discord group saw that the CB-word was going to be the next epic buzzword like "have sex" and "incel" and proceeded to spam it as well for (You)s
>within hours, the Discord group managed to control a good portion of Yea Forums to their whims, and so Yea Forums was filled with the CB-word
>anons who were just waking up were wondering where the hell this new meme came from all of a sudden
>but then a miracle happened, at the peak of CB-posting, sadpanda rose from the dead
>by spamming the CB-word so hard, they only CB-spammers only jinxed themselves
>with their beloved porn haven back, it was time for cunny and /ss/, and all the cumchads just laughed at the CB-spammers
>and then another miracle happened: the mods got off their asses for once
>being unable to ignore the sheer forcedness of this meme, they wordfiltered it to gamer
>instead of plunging Yea Forums into a new era of chaos, the Discord group found that Yea Forums wasn't so easy to control after all as their efforts had been thwarted by a turn of fate
>as everyone laughed at their failure, they're still seething to this very day, trying to get lewd threads banned by spamming them in the same fashion
>and their raid went into history as an epic fail
GAMERS BAYBAY

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I mean at that point why is it considered gay tho, like it I’m not attracted to guys unless they look like girls, which really just means I’m attracted to girls

Cumskull

Right in the balls :^)

You know Link is a guy but you still fap to him anyways. You aren't being "tricked," you're intentionally seeking out gay porn.

that you are a faggot

This thread sure makes my brain full of cum

Why are you so afraid of being bisexual? Are you a homophobe?

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because they're still guys and guys wanting to fuck cute crossdressing guys is gay. 2d or not. also not a big deal. this just makes me bi. i feel a lot of people love the closet and cant come out. hopefully they will one day.

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You’re right actually

No but it’s more like I doubt any real guy could look feminine enough to trick me

Gamer.

Link just looks like a skinny teenage boy. He doesn't have a girly voice or anything. If that appeals to you, then you're not straight.

Nothing, because I'm not gay.

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the shota links are cuter

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I think it’s got to do with how you view yourself and your kinks. Like if you go about your day to day not being attracted to guys but jack it to 2d drawings of what is basically flat anime girls with dicks. Then you’re unlikely to see yourself as gay because besides masturbating weird porn. Like how people can get super into incest porn but the idea of them fucking their own mother is repulsive.

You're definitely gay.

Link has wide hips and a cute face.

If you think a teenage boy face is "cute" then you're gay and probably a pedo too.

If you think links looks is indicative of most teenage boys then you must live near a very sexy high school.

lol okay pedo

You’re the one calling real teenage boys cute. I just wanna fuck link.

>sise
stopped reading there

nothing wrong with that

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>male hairstyle
>balls
>no tits

>b-but I'm totally straight!!
LOL

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>You’re the one calling real teenage boys cute.
A pedo AND illiterate. lol

The Romans’ had it right though. It’s only gay if you’re the one getting fucked. If you’re the fucker then you’re just the better man.

And wanting to fuck a boy means you're gay, homophobe.

Just come out of the closet already.

fucked up proportions/perspective

No you’re the one saying link looks like a teenage boy. It’s a fact that link is cute so saying he looks like a regular teenage boy means you must some strange views on teenage boys.

Bitch you ain’t putting anything up my ass. Faggot.

>No you’re the one saying link looks like a teenage boy.
That's literally what he is. He is literally a 17 year old boy. This isn't my opinion, it's not up for debate.
>It’s a fact that link is cute
Okay pedo

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>It’s only gay if you’re the one getting fucked.
Read a goddamn dictionary holy shit.

Why do you always get so butthurt and defensive over this topic?
You must know they're right deep down. Otherwise it wouldn't bother you so much.

He consumes nothing but meat, garlic, and Cremia's titty milk.

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Buddy I don’t know about when you where a teenage boy but if I or anyone I grew up with had tried to sneak into the gerudo city by dressing in drag we’d have never gotten through the gate. Link even has more feminine features than other males in the game. Link in botw is canonically a cutie.

Coping closetfags

>feminine features
LOL

Read a history book faggot

He doesn't look like a girl. No tits, no pussy, male hairstyle, male face.
You're gay

Not an argument

Why should he?
They died out for a reason, their opinions aren't valid.
Definition is gay is male x male relations. You are gay if you list after a boy. Deal with it, you're not straight like I am.

>Always
Honestly this is the first time I’ve been in these threads. I’m not really bothered by any of this just kinda enjoying arguing for no purpose. I do think that the gay/straight binary is stupid especially considering how different cultures have had way better ways of looking at this shit but I don’t really care.

Trapfags are like SJWs, they think they can change the definition of words to suit their argument.
>gay is defined as male-on-male action
>"nah dude you're only gay if you're the receiver"
They literally argue like SJWs, it's ridiculous.
>gay/straight binary
See? Literally SJW

>gay/straight binary
Guys who like traps are bisexual, not straight.

This. If you're attracted to something that looks exactly like a girl you're gay but if you're attracted to something that looks exactly like a boy you're completely straight bro

If that argument worked we wouldn’t have neo nazis.

>looks exactly like a girl you're gay
He doesnt look like a girl.

Who

Seethe harder gayboy.

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I'm super gay for cute 2D bois.
Real men do nothing for me, no matter how feminine.

Pretty simple, to be honest.

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is a stranger calling you gay in an anonymous site so much of a big deal to you? can't we go back to posting Links?

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I mean no one uses the word trap for 3D right? No one is that retarded right?
Surely all these discussions aren't coming because people believe traps, something that only exists in 2D, exist in 3D right?

>ywn

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That’s what happens when sexuality becomes an identity. People who are gay have been seen as other for so long that now being gay is like this completely different culture instead of simply who you wanna fuck. It doesn’t help that no one treats bi as a real option and if you’re a bi guy you’re a gay guy too much of a pussy to fully come out and if you’re a bi chick you’re a slut. So now people don’t want to be associated with gay culture even though they themselves are gay because they don’t see themselves as a part of that pride parade faggotry. You give it 20 years and I bet we’ll have a whole different stupid way of defining sexuality.

They get defensive because deep down, they know it's gay. They're just too insecure to admit it.
If it wasn't true then they wouldn't get so butthurt over it.

I thought so too for years until I fell for average looking dude one day. Well, he's twinky, but definitely male.