Is there any videogame harder than getting a gf?

if you can beat dark souls you can get a gf

Yeah I mean, if you don't wanna get a gf then don't get a gf. Spend your time one other pursuits if it makes you happier, I personally love my bf but then I'm not autistic, to each their own

>implying getting a bf is anything the same as getting a gf

>Is there any videogame harder than getting a gf?
Getting a bf.

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Because I'm a loser

Introducing the cumbrain, you
youre a cumbrain stupid ass
you mad? probably the cum on your brain lol

Remove brain cum

At least you're honest.

Men are so starved for positive affection that a single complement from a girl can give them a high for an entire week. Getting a bf should be easy

Getting a GF can't be that hard if millions of people are doing it

>Getting a bf should be easy
"Should" being the keyword there.
Also
>girls on the internet

Most of us are pretty upfront about.

The "guy who blames everyone else for his failures" type are a minority. I'm a pathetic loser and despise myself, why would anyone like me?

The trick is going outside and do something that implies socializing.
Go to yoga classes. Trust me.

Yes, alimony and child support.

You're just too far behind, OP. You were supposed to be socializing in your teen and early adult years, not sitting at home playing videogames. It will be really difficult to catch up.

More like impossible
Add to the mix

>Manlet
>not very handsome
>anxiety issues

No-one said peanutsposter is a girl. He's probably just a raging homo like 90% of people on the internet who talk about BFs and SOs.

Yeah, you're pretty much playing life on hard mode. Just know it was never your fault, videogames were just an escape from the harsh reality, not the root of your problems. Cry yourself to sleep and you'll feel better tomorrow. Start concentrating on the things you enjoy and forget this dating bullshit.

Do you even think you have the commitment and interest to hold a potentially lifelong intimate relationship? There's even a syndrome for aspie spouses because it's very straining to live with a social retard

I am also all these things and was a virgin until 29 but now I'm married. Don't give up bros

How is it that people struggle so godanm badly with relationships on a daily basis? Fucking hell, I have 2 girlfriends and 3 boyfriends currently and I can barely keep up with it all, I'm in such high demand in my area.

Look at your father, ugly user. See that manlet? He fucked someone and forgot to pullout. That how you were born on this world. You just have to try. Out of 100 girls 5 would show interest and 1 would give you her vagana.

How the fuck did you manage that

gfs are for cumbrains, unless it's a platonic relationship

how is it not?

>inb4 breeder argument.

Breeders are actually in the wrong, within the modern era. You are effectively making the planet and everyone's lives collectively shittier by adding another burden of resource and an another layer to the carbon foot-print of our species. We're not even going to have godanm polar-ice caps past the year 2036....

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I fear being entrapped by serious commitment while also craving it and I need to work that shit out on my own.

You realize how low those odds are, right? Try rolling a random number between 1 and 100, and note how many times it lands on 1. Then think how many women your own age you see on a daily basis. You'd need fucking years for the RNG to be in your favor. And even then, fate and circumstances can easily fuck it up for you. If you accidentally do something cringy on your first date, it's fucking over.

just don't marry
it's a scam completely rigged against us men

Hitting 1/2/3/4

Why should I

First do the basics like shower, brush, not be overweight and have good hygiene in general. Then ignore every normaltard's advice about being yourself. Literally just fake it till you make it. After you make it you are free to be yourself

Assuming everyone is equally petty and shallow and makes the same types of conclusions from every encounter.

I think I figured out the real issue here, user. You either don't understand how people work on a fundamental level due to autism or lack of experience, and thus project yourself and how others act only from your own perspective.

Gee, I wonder why you're not in a relationship which fundamentally requires intimacy and understanding....

I'm not saying any of that applies to me, I was just arguing against your advice. Someone with 1/100 chance of finding a potential partner (not even necessarily soul-mate) might as well off themselves.

Getting a GF is really easy, all I did was sit on my ass and I got one. And then she broke up with me a while later because I was way too introverted the relationship to work. I haven't thought about GFs since.

Out of the 5 people I'm currently dating, I could easily say one of them was one of those 1/100 type individuals. They not only lack any kind of personality or ability to hold a conversation, but they're extremely ugly to point.

I have weird desires and fetishes alright, don't judge me :V

Platonic just means you're an ugly fuck and the girl doesn't want to touch you but wants your benefits if any.

It's not like you have a choice whether you do or not, the choice has been made for you.

wise words user, wise words

Getting a well-paying job while having social anxiety

I don't know any girls who are single.

I have tried for years to meet girls I get along with, both online and irl, but they are never single, and they never know anyone single either. I have many female friends, but no gf because no one's fucking single.

My luck is utter shit and I'll die alone because of it. I'm 23 already and still a kissless virgin and this fact alone is probably gonna drive off anyone who actually is single to begin with. Fuck's sake.

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"Ugly" girls are typical just overweight, have acne, or don't know how to apply makeup or style themselves. Even the ugliest girl can look like an 8 with enough effort. No such luck for guys. Shit's unfair, bros.

I do all of those, but no matter how much I improve the base is garbage and no girl has shown any interest for me in twenty six fucking years. It's just not gonna happen man.

They can sense my autism no matter how well I try to hide it.

Not a single videogame is harder than getting a high tier gf

Cause your a faggot also getting a bf is easy as fuck regardless of gender

A low self esteem gf is great cause she settled for my autistic ass and gets really flustered when I talk to her
Its bassicaly the smash bros of fighting games

If you're at least 5'10 and a 7/10 you can make 80% of women your gf just by going up to them and starting a conversation

Well, considering I have 2 girlfriends and 3 boyfriends, the 1/100 to which I'm refering is a boyfriend. An incel bottom feeder mommy tit sucker of the most high degree who does nothing more than sit in his room and play league. When we first met in person, he dressed like a fucking retard and legitimately was afraid to go to the pool with me, out of social anxiety. Also, I met him on Yea Forums.

I'm no saint, so surely there is someone out there for even the worst kind of loser.

You realize that you don't have to tell them you're a kissless virgin, right? I assume you've seen enough porn to have a general idea of what to do during sex, and there's no learning curve to kissing either. They would literally never know.

>Gf (female) keeps talking in baby voices and gibberish
>Talks normal around everyone else

Not an argument

UWU~

Where on earth does one encounter such gals

I don't get it

I know the odds are against you and it's a good possibility it's not going to happen. But you have to be assertive and ask multiple women every day. Even try bars/pubs and dating apps if you must. Don't be like Elliot Rodger and wait for women to magically ask you first.

My gf speaks to me in normal voice while talking like a granny to literally everyone else.

Internet relationships are not real, spergo

I'm 5'6 and a 7/10 so I guess that's not happening. It's crazy how much your odds drop if you remove a few inches.

I don't like 3DPD

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They have made the choice for you, they don't want you.

Its the conversation part I'm terrible at though. I cant even keep a girl interested when they come up to me. I just dont get flirting.

retard

Elliot rogers confuses the fuck out of me, He must've been so psychotic to a point of unapproachable. I was an absolute sperg in highschool but the bitches practically lined up to ask me out due to my superior genetics.

It was cute at first but now it's at the point where I don't even know what the fuck she's saying.

Doing that shit and getting rejected would just finish killing what little self esteem I still have
And I'm not talking about a girl fawning over me or some shit like that

I'm talking about showing ANY kind of interest. I'm talking about a girl putting her hand on your forearm. I'm talking about a hug. I'm talking about a "I like talking to you". All of this is shit I haven't experienced in 26 (twenty six) fucking years.

>meeting in person while regularly having dates, nights over and visits
>internet relationship

One of these things is not like the other, are you okay user? It's okay that you don't have a cult of personality or good looks, nobody is judging. ;^)

Same. 5'8 and more like a 6 but still get zero action. Doesn't help that the shortest among my friends is like 6'. I'm pretty sure they just keep me around to look better themselves.

You'd think that would be the case, but I have next to no comprehension of how sex and relationships function. I don't know what separates dates from just hanging out, I don't know how people kiss beyond like quick pecks, and sex is a total fucking enigma. Anything besides the basics of "put dick in vagina" is completely out of my mental reach, including how to initiate it.

Even if I somehow got a gf we would literally never have sex unless she outright raped me probably because I don't know how any of the build up to sex works. It's fucking nonsense to me, all of it.

based

>too lazy and worthless to ask out 100 cunts
pffffft ahahahahahaha

It sounds like you know what your problem is. Do something about it. Do things that make you interesting.

>asking multiple women
>every day
>irl
it's almost like you want to be outed as a weirdo and stalker

Holy shit, stop over-thinking it so much or thinking about it at all, it comes naturally to you.