Play Tekken 7 right now

Buy her game!

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Bring her mom back and I'll consider it.

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I just woke up. What the fuck is going on?

A discord group has started spamming CUMBRAIN as their new big meme, and on top of that they're flooding the catalog with lewd threads to give them an excuse to post their big meme in order to false flag.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little cumbrain thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cumbrain wojak, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums spamming a chapofag incel meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic cumbrain NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HAVE SEX COPE SEETHING DILATE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

I love Chloe!

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Never.

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He might just be in Season 3.

Tekken Xtreme Binus Bakation when?

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When a mainline DOA comes to EVO.

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Doa was there long time ago.

Yes, and more recently they wanted to make DOA6 a "serious e-sports game" and failed spectacularly.

but i'm already playing skullgirls

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I'm waiting for season 3. I'm so tired of the countless Kazuya and Jin players in purp ranks.

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I play Tekken and Street Fighter, but im ony just learning how SF works, i have been playing Tekken since 97. I am hoping for pic relateds inclusion after evo.

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Niggers would rather play as Bruce than learn Master Raven's bullshit

Are you gonna host a room?

>mfw season 3 still unleaked
How does Harada do it. The tightest seal in fighting games. Even other Bamco titles get massive leaks.

Who's good to pick up for a complete newcomer to Tekken?

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DEATHFIST

Uh what the fuck, isn't he in the game right now?
This or katarina

I'll check em out. Thanks, anons.

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Tekken 7 itself was leaked at EVO years ago. And during the initial arcade run, several characters (Jin, Devil Jin, Josie, Gigas, and Katarina) were leaked. I figure that since then they've been 10x more cautious about info regarding the game.

>Implying you can't play both

i can't. if one game is too much for me to learn how do you expect me to learn two completely different games

If you're not gonna go to tournaments, why spend so much time learning how to play one game?

YES
no
fuck Julia
what the fuck
there we go

Probably a tight-knit group working on new stuff. Usually these leaks happen because they made some pre-release interview with gaming websites or some storefont issue like with SFV's newest leak.

>furry, nerd, and brown thots
Glad I skipped it.

>bad game
>no merit at all
>bad game that make peepee hard
>has some usefulness
start thinking like a utilitarian grog

why pick up a shitty fighting game when you can just jerk off to the porn?

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Laterally all the females in the game are shit to the point that DOA's females are more decent than them.

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What are you doing in a Tekken thread then?
Go "play" your DOA gf simulator, cumbrain.

fuck off leaf

>Hating on the game with the best fighting-fu
Begone!

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Master raven would be a fine she-nigger but I just can't stand those dreads. Even in anime world I know for sure that those disgusting tangles of nigger hair stink of sweat and putrid cocoa butter.

No racism outside of Yea Forums, please.

>tomboy
Faggot

Why would you simply not just change her hair?

I played for like 500 hours and still wasn't dextrous enough to KBD, so I've given up on ever being even decent at Tekken.

>

Just play kuma. Someone won the world tour with them and they don't even need it.

>defending raven

Who are you quoting?

I've modded my game to give her a simple ponytail but the fanart is forever disgusting so I can't really enjoy her.

They're adding more content to the game at Evo, aren't they?

Presumably, either that or we're getting a new game announcement.

Just buy a Hitbox and you'll be able to kbd perfectly within five minutes of practicing.

Reminder OP is a paid shill who spams these treads on Yea Forums none stop

Master Raven is great.

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YO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKING KOREAN BACKDASH?

I'MMA TEACH YOU MUHFUCKKA BITCH ASS, EASIEST SHIT IN THE MOFUCCKING TEKKEN TAG 2, TEKKEN 7. FUCK IT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

JIM KAZAMA AIGHT BACK THEN SHIFT TO DOWNBACK NIGGA AND THEN THIS MOTHAFUCKIN GAP

BACK

DOWNBACK

GAP

BACK

DOWNBACK

GAP

YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR DASHES LONG AND YOUR CANCELS SHORT YOU CAN'T CANCEL TOO SOON OR IT WON'T MOVE FAR MOTHAFUCKA THAT SHIT WON'T WORK. LETS START THIS MOTHERFUCKER OFF RIGHT AHHH AHHH AHHH AAHHHH DON'T DROP THAT SHIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKER? KEEP THE RHYTHM UP IF YOU FUCK UP THE RHYTHM THE MOTHAFUCKIN KBD GONNA FUCK UP MOTHAFUCKA KEEP THAT DASH UP AT THE SAME MOTHAFUCKA RHYTHM. THREE IN A ROW IS ENOUGH FOR BEGINNERS MOTHAFUCKA.

Eh, Rangchu's kbd was immaculate despite the bear's terrible movement and that guy's whiff punishment was peerless.

>black woman
>great character
Wrong.

Use your strengths, don't be walled by your weaknesses. Eventually they too will become your power

Children! How many times must I remind you that your existence must be kept secret! You haven't the population nor pedigree to overwhelm and enslave my foolish brethren yet!
Back to Patmos, quickly! before you are spotted.

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Master Raven is a notable exception.

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>Those disgusting cobwebs she calls her "hair"
So much wasted potential, they shoulda given her straight hair and called it a day.

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how many of you itt can say you're proud of your body right at this moment

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>that face
>that hair
>her entire existence
She needs to be forgotten

I'm glad she is a thing but I would have rather it been a yoshi, mitsu relationship instead. They aren't outright the same character in play anymore by any means.

I miss bruce too.

>Am new
>No ingame tutorial
>Lose to no life Steve player smurfing in low ranks
>Lose interest because I can just shove a glass jar full of scorpions up my ass if I want a one-sided losing experience for trying.

Nah T7 not fun.

>why should I play this game
>"uhh it's got 2d girls with swimsuits in it"
>zoomers: HOLY SHIT 10/10
pathetic

>zoomers
When was this website made?

>comment is ignored
Lmaooo this fuckin thread

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Welcome to any 1v1 competitive game worth playing.

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Tekken 7 is a predictable follow-up to a series that's never aimed particularly high, it may please casual gamers for a day or two but the stagnant ongoing series is definitely in the second tier of fighters way below Capcom or NetherRealm Studios games, and it's seriously getting old and tired. The lack of depth and subtlety and the emphasis on the offensive, rather than the defensive, puts this squarely two notches below the best in the genre, the "who-can-get-their-super-move-off-first" gameplay leaves much to be desired from a serious fighting game player. Like the prequels, Tekken 7 is geared towards casual gamers and anyone who's been exposed to more technical, more dynamic fighting games will quickly pass on tekken. Other top fighters, namely Street Fighter, DoA and MK games have advanced impressively in their latest installments; but the relic that is tekken just can't seem to evolve, furthermore many combos can be done simply by hitting 1-button, and the nearly "instant-kill" rage art moves are just laughably broken. Instead of a supplying a proper fighting engine, matches in T7 seem to rely heavily on "who can get their rage move off first". So many elements of the gameplay don't even require any sort of skill. In my book, slow motion over and over again also gets old very quickly. And in the end, it's more of a novelty or gimmick rather than an actual, thought-out fighting game mechanic. But hey, the casual crowd will be pleased!

If you want something a little more "button-masher-friendly," tekken might be your cup of tea.... Key word, might.

More like
>shit game with 0 redeeming features
>buuuuut it has boobie so better spam posts about it

At least discuss gameplay or shit related to the game rather than cheap sex appeal

Right because Yea Forums doesn’t just post lewd shit all the time

Dreads always look cool on ninjas.

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I just got into T7 recently, it's fun as fuck. I do feel like I missed out on Tag Tournament though, that looks more fun to me. I hope the next Tekken is Tag Tournament 3

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

...

I'll be honest and admit to ocassionally rubbing one out to Josies brown, jiggly sweaty goodness.

i can't into 3D movement

>fapping to brown girls
Cringe

I got it at release, even got geese, also wanted to get back into now, yet I can't find shit that teaches me geese, so im not playing it. fuck off.

Hell yeah, Chloe is such a cute >girl

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Is your youtube broken kid?

Picked it up a month ago, I like it. Character customization is fun and currently a proud Dragonuv main

Mortal Kombat 11 is worth playing and not nearly as autistic

Mortal kombat is trash

Great work, Boss

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>Playing a second rate fighting game

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I don't know what they call those pants but they look cool.

Which tekken has the best intro and why is it tekken 5?
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I'M HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>Lankyposting was five years ago

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I dunno man isn't T8 coming out soon?

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I wouldn't bet on it. A third Seson pass is much more likely.

literally anyone you like. you wont last 100 hours if you dont play exactly the charater you want to.

Il buy when i get my qamba drone im not playing with ps4 controller anymore

Lanky is still the number one

But you can sidestep into the foreground from a crouching position with pad!

>wake up
>decided to try nofap after seeing the gamer meme yesterday
>less than 1 hour later
>see a simple image like this
>fapped
bros... im a gamer... i cant stop...

Hahaha, good morning "gamer"

semen cortex general

>gamer is already filtered
this site is basically resetera at this point.

>Website under a literal discord tranny raid
>Surprised the meme word gets filtered

I don't think that place would cum up with something this retarded

When is evo starting?

>When your game is so shallow some random literal who wins your world tour event button mashing with a joke furry character.

>When your game is so shallow some random literal nobody from pakistan randomly shows up and beats all your best players at EVO by button mashing

>When your game is so shallow even the developer says he made the game for button mashing casuals

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>no maymays for user

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senpai gamer onions snoy

Got that Krystal pic?

I never got why krystal is in there. Is that a sonic fox reference?

Wait, are ASW games easier than SF now since they have simple input characters?

Git gus

>learned my main up to an orange rank level
>started watching pros on Twitch and trying to replicate what they do
>keep fucking up and losing to the simplest shit
>still can't KBD for the life of me
I'm never gonna be Genbu :(

Most tekken players are furfags

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Your time is near Cumbräins, everyone else is finally getting sick of your shit

What's your issue with people liking titties?

I can't say you're wrong but you should still play it.

I haven't played much since 3 and relearning Yoshimitsu's too annoying.

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Its not videogame related you touchstarved moron. If this was a pornsite then feel free to discuss them all you want but this is about VIDEO GAMES. B-b-bu-but muh gacha
Gacha shouldnt even be allowed to classify as a game. Its gambling, for cumbråins.

When do the Tekken matches start at evo?

In an hour and 15 minutes

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Not quite with this regularity, no.

Who should I play today out of these 3?

I like playing a lot of different fighting games but i just dont think I'll ever enjoy tekken. I wish i could because everyone whos a tekken fan wont shut the fuck up about it, clearly im missing something.

gamer

I don't care about my body because I am a gamer who only needs his fanservice games

so(y)brain

c-brain detected

thanks, do any decent players main lucky chloe now?

Jeondding

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