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source?

>open it because you think its teens
>its just washed up honkeys
I hate my bad eye sight

fapdu.com/watch/TYBKdJjs

God I wish that was me

SOMEBODY POST IT ALREADY

You only missed out on college orgies.

Teenage sex is just as average as 40's married sex.

Are all military women complete sluts

I wish I was this cutie

I work at a movie theatre, and my god, the amount of teen ass i see. it makes me sad that i missed out on it

Feel the hurt.
It's playful, wonderul and dumb.

What happened to her?

Well well well, look what the cat drags in.

just go get it then

youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI
It gets worse user,much worse, seriously have sex before it is too late
I wish you luck in life and don't make the same mistake I made

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fucking cumbrains

dont be mad at least you can still be a cumbrain on Yea Forums today!

>another cumbrain thread

>tfw 20 y/o and still a virgin
Too late?

You'd add zero content to the thread anyways.

>how come they won't fuck my gay ass

How do you eat pussy? Are you supposed to lick the clit or shove your toonge inside her pusy while exhaling hotly, rapidly, warmly and quickly on her 'button'?

what does pussy taste like bros...?

>tfw french so the words have more impact on me

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no I didn't

nah it's totally fine

Me too, except replace 'teen' with 'big fat melty lard' and 'out on it' with 'them with my car.'

Kind of like the inside of your mouth, combined with a serious flu.

>tfw missed out teenage everything
At least I had video games...

it's not gay if they are girls

Instant delete and ban

No, there is still hope, you are at the height of your young life, not the end, work out and build up your confidence and social skills, the rest will come naturally

I did not and I'm still with the same girl

>you missed on having a diverse cast of sexual partners

>tfw wizard in six weeks' time

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>build up your confidence and social skills
This is LITERALLY impossible

Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

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Buy a prostitute before it's too late user!

>tfw don't give a fuck about sex but still had it when I was a teen

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I'd hit it harder than a shovel in a warzone

>prostitute
What's the point

based lesbian sis

can i worship your cute feets

post feet

You're not taking over anything.
What part of sperm do you exist as?
You could like, be anything and you can't preserve sperm long enough to be by yourself.

Lesbians are fucking idiots.

>MUH PEEPEE
>MUH PORN

Cumbrains out

feetmind

same

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your dumb ass wearing a dress doesnt make you a woman

Don't you have some popcorn to sweep and tickets to rip? Clean it up wagie!

enjoy your prostata cancer tranny

based

ty

hell yeah

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Having a diverse cast of sexual partners is overrated if you have a good gf user

>tfw I still miss my first gf sometimes

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>27 years old
>Still a virgin
>Only girlfriend I ever had was online, from another country.

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Someone please post source now!

You're a rinfag, that's worse than anything you've said.

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lol

What game?

>lesbian (male)

keep saying it

much less testosterone = much less chance of prostate cancer, user

Dont forget that androids will become a standard too in a few decades. Women will be less relevant than ever before

I would hate it if my coworkers weren't really cool people. I like the job. That said, sometimes I miss the NEET life.

How to cope with being incel?

What's with all the cumbrain threads today?

You just mad you can't dab with your legs, lillyfag

What does that even mean?

Also pornaddicted weebs are literally the original discord trannies

They're invading us

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Are you? Just have sex, it's not hard to solve

>3d

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Take the redpill and realize that women are worthless.

ejaculating 5 times a week reduces the risk of prostate cancer
look it up

what the fuck is a cumbrain

NEET life is trash and you should be happy you moved on
I feel insane at this point

What’s up cumheads

MilkyMadeupHorsefly
Poorcreamyiberianmidwifetoaf
gfycat

Have fun ;)

Lol no mods, cum heads win tonight bois.

>it's actually real
>no one to have sex with
>have to develop a porn addiction to save myself from cancer

It's the same person trying to source a meme. Ignore them.

>you missed out on sex
At least I got my wizard powers... haha...

second one doesn't work

>girlfriend
>online

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Hey Arnold:
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>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

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"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, there's a futanari on male version as well

If you read any of them, let me know - thanks

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