Confess

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i came here to actually confess

The farthest I've ever been with a girl was sucking her tits and barely fingering her! And that was only once! I'm still a fucking virgin!!!!

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nice butt

/thread

i obsess too much about my butt and seeing images like the OP makes me really jealous.

I beat my dick off to 70 pages of Chun-li rule 34 this morning

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Anonymous 08/02/19(Fri)04:12:40 No.472619660
I know you learned this word yesterday, but you really should neck yourself, you don't get a (You), faggot

Repent

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WHos the artist.

Anytime someone has to spam "Zoomer or Muh Influence" everytime a retro game is faced with criticism means that the game in question is horrible & they only claim to like it for contrarianism sake

Install Yea Forums X
>Install Yea Forums X
Install Clover
>Install Clover
Install Yea Forums X
>Install Yea Forums X
Install Clover
>Install Clover

well that's probably more than most people on here honestly
and if you've gotten that far before, you'll probably be able to lose it one day

I like feet

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You're a dumbrain.

sneedbrain detected

The lest can't meme.

>40 threads that are just horny retards trying to get off on a chinese knitting forum
sounds like the mods should be doing their job

>cumbrain projecting because he has 40 tabs of porn open right now

I only enjoy vanilla VNs.

it's /pol/'s new buzzword, they're just spreading it

>lest
Cum-induced brain atrophy

>durr hurr duerrre y u maek fun of me? u /Pol nazi!

>title

can you just sauce me up?

>replying to obvious bait

dangerously based

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I say peacock is my main in skullgirls even though I'm terrible with her. If I changed to anyone else I could have a chance at being decent but I choose my mains based on personality and peacock just hits a sweet spot

Whats next? rubbing your dick grows hair in your palm?

I confess to almost impregnating a sister on a medical mission trip in Ecuador
Something about the outfit and her very naive sense of flirting made my dick diamonds all day

>LMAO @ the trannies spamming cumbrain
Back to resetera with you

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Look at her motherfucking Faith stat

I told a thread I would masturbate to doujins of milfs fucking their sons, when actually I masturbated to doujins of tomboys falling in love with their childhood friend.

There is a LOT of garbage mind you. Im mortified that Tsukasa Jun wont actually draw actual porn of her, just rare nudes every now and again. His Chun equals Akiman's own.

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i confess that im an attention whore who likes to show off his butt

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>childhood friend
Yikes.

Why do they explode?

Yet another cumbrain thread.

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Elaborate

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lewd images >>> wojack and console wars

BASED

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i like to show off my fat butt to people
i think its kinda arousing.

>le pol boogeyman
it's unironically kiwifarms/resetera/mentally ill discord faggots spamming it all over Yea Forums

this, I'd rather look at tiddies than deal with faggots throwing buzzwords around in every thread.

I can't decide which one's more retarded. The fact that porn posting in non ecchi boards is still an ongoing issue, or the fact that the response to this shit is shitposting and calling others retarded names.

spbp

reborded

Imagine Leddit, ResetEra and Twitter laughing at all of these idiots losing their shit over people calling you out for being horny losers
Your time is over, just off yourselves. Yea Forums has died now that everyone is against you all.

Hot

hopefully gone for good

rent free, cumbrain

Incredibly based and truthpilled.

based

Got SadPanda and ATF pulled down but won't admit it, weaponized autism is being prepared for the counter-attack.

why we dont see more of that in vidya anons ?

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honestly i wish i could change this about myself
i think i need a partner.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. It's something that I can't deny.

SPBP

>cumbrain literally SEETHING

Nonironic confession, I was fapping with someone online who was really eager to get me to cum but I got anxious from the high expectation so I pretended I came. I feel even more guilty realizing that me cumming helped him cum too and that his previous e-partner allegdedly ditched him because of me. And now he expects me to not touch myself like a cumbrain for a whole week. And I think the reason I'm so neurotically upset is because of some serious legal trouble I could've gotten into if it weren't for me lying. Out of guilt I've became a honest-to-fault person and never truly lied up until this point and it's actually making me existential right now

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wait and shit ant finding anything. What is this?

No lol, this shit originates from /pol/ about 5 years ago. Look at the 4plebs archive for proof.

How do I stop being a cumbrain, bros?

I confess I'm a cumbrain and I've committed the sin of being a welcome returnee to sadpanda folks. It's back lads.

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>No gasmask to make it extra kinky.

You join reddit and confess in their subreddit.
t. 18 yeal old boomer

The reality of the situation is most likely not as bad as it is in your head.

you shouldnt, sex is part of having a healthy life user, just dont overdose it

Fact: "Nintendo Bonus" is a made up conspiracy that contrarians use to cope with Nintendo's longstanding & 30 years of success. If Nintendo Bonus actually existed then every Pokemon & Smash game would have a 97 like GTA because of how popular they are

probably, someone to keep you on the straight and narrow would do the trick
Good luck with your search user

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCK IT'S BACK!

what it was?

just cause it originates from pol doesn't mean it's pol doing it

>thinks pictures of women are porn.
The only retard here is you

Holy shit
since when?

Based and redpilled

Since today, just recently.

At least you're not a 30 year old kissless handholdless virgin like me, you're doing fine.

i've attempted suicide at least once and never told anyone.

>is because of some serious legal trouble I could've gotten into if it weren't for me lying
I havent slept all night, what did he mean by this

how the fuck would you get in legal trouble for lying about cumming?

HOLY FUCK HENTAI KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

twitter.com/wowie_meowie

Call it softcore or hardcore. It's still porn. I know a normal pic when I see one, and it's not OP's pic.

I've played video games with this guy before, he's an ok dude.

Cyberslav

Stop worrying about internet memes and just be yourself.

Why do mentally ill ameritards want to censor everything on the internet?

so basedbrain

Same
He was alright at vermintide

Basedbrain

>Cyberslav
thanks. Looks pretty neat.

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I like to think myself pretty decent at most games.

Video games belong on Yea Forums. Softcore weeb porn belongs on /e/. Censoring has nothing to do with it.

I parsed that wrong, I meant in the past I did some crime I got away with

Exhentai is back up.

>ameritard sees half-naked vidya girl
>screams
Kil yourself, tranny

N-nani?

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What gave you the idea I don't enjoy porn? There are boards dedicated for that shit. I go there. It just doesn't belong on non ecchi boards.

>everyone who disagrees with me is an american and a tranny
Project harder.

I use Epic store.

You gotta come clean and do the time, user. It's the only way to make peace with yourself.

why are you afraid of sexy cartoons user ?

You monster

Bad user
Go to corner and think about what you did

Is this power of the cumbrain???!

I can't control myself. I have no self-restraint and only by shielding my eyes from all women am I able to function.

I have a Crunchyroll account and stream anime on my PS4

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Shit, a cutie that actually plays videogames? I thought I'm on Yea Forums

did your little sister at least enjoy it?

I spent all day playing video games. Working out and playing games is about all I do.

How are you my fellow friends xDDDD I discovered this website a few weeks ago too. These memes are soooo epic xD

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get out the internet and go take some fresh air user, understanding that sex is healthy and not everything should attack you as you are being attacked is a start, forget about "how good the sex will be" and start thinking "how good the situation is"

Stupid sexy cartoons

just dont look at it, the more you let these stupid cartoons affect you the worse you will get, also dont let it go out to your real life, be normal

I've been on both sides of the recent cb meme. I'll post it in one thread, then rage at others posting it in another.

I savescum. Sometimes I just treat an encounter like a puzzle to optimize.
I played Pillars of Eternity recently and most encounters I used no consumables or vancian spells at all and the only damage taken was a few grazes to my tank. I only rested a handful of times.

I devoured another virginity today.

Is this how you make christianity cool again?

where the hell are you finding virgins in 2019?

Right here, I'm replying to one right now

This site. On my way to you now.

>of all the stupid new memes we see people trying, ‘cumbrain’ is the one that takes off
I mean, I’m all for reducing the porn spam, but still?

>people
>plural

twitter.com/rindou2902/status/1037761841303179264

here's the source

>every new wojak variation or buzzword being pushed is strictly from 1 nigga
I surely hope not

Cumbrain is my new fetish.

>I mean, I’m all for reducing the porn spam
Something this meme will have no impact on.

Repent

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Too bad you don't have any self control, and will end up jerking off before the week is done. Maybe you'll lie to him again, and pretend that you were good!

That does hurt user.

I meant before, as in overall. Shit’s stupid to see usually. This knee-jerk spam flood will recede on its own soon enough.

Gorgeous obese girls will never not piss me off.

I don't believe you.

Im unironically going to vote for Andrew Yang

m-mommy

I'm imagining the smell and no amount of lesbian neocons trying to force their meme can stop that.

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exhentai.org/
exhentai.org/
exhentai.org/

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When I’m horny I always go on Yea Forums to attention whore and lure some anons to show me their cocks. It has worked so many times in the past.

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it's the reactions that make me laugh the most
it's really interesting and entertaining to see watch people struggle and just start randomly accusing imaginary groups like twitter, discord, trannies, redditors, /pol/, summer, catholics... They just don't know where to point the finger and they're losing their minds lol

I've exclusively fapped to Megumin for 3 years. It happened naturally for the first 6 months, and past that it felt like cheating to give cummies to anyone else. I even restricted myself to purely vanilla content 1 year in.

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Does Tao have any good doujins?

I like how newfags are trying to fight something that has been normal on Yea Forums for over a decade.

based? Check
Redpilled? Check

We do have porn boards, you know. We don't need to have cheesecake/softcore threads on the videogames board.

If anything it seems like a small but persistent group of oldfags that have grown prudish in their years.

Absolutely not, oldfags wouldn't get caught spamming wojaks.

I tried doing this once and failed so now i avoid fapping to megumin at all because i always feel ashamed.

BASWD

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It's cute that you believe that.

The PVP mode in pic related is somehow the most fun I've had in a shooter in years.

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> They just don't know where to point the finger
If I had to take a wild guess it was started by a some forum/shitcord and then continued on by resident shitposters.

> they're losing their minds
You can't seriously think that, they're putting shitposting in and getting shitposting in response.

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oldfag here i can confirm i dont have a single wojack or pepe saved on my computer apart from this one because im also a communist

to be a true oldfag you must post owls and gendo

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I have written two adult fanfictions about players on the Space Station 13 server I frequent. I am currently writing a third.
It's all worth it for their reactions.

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>fullbody pantyhose
Dick status: MUH

I'm convinced there are a bunch of actual homosexuals or others in that vein in a discord manufacturing this shit. We should talk more about games here, sure. But this isn't the way you facilitate that when you have virtually no control over what people post. Normal people like racey shit.

The best way to change a board is to be the change you want to see. Telling someone not to do something in a place like this is a surefire way of getting them to at least consider doing it more to spite you.

Cave Story is my favorite game, bitch.

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I confess I need more doujins with nuns in them.

>If I had to take a wild guess it was started by a some forum/shitcord and then continued on by resident shitposters

This is the most plausible explanation I've seen floating about.

After more than half a year trying, i managed to convince my gf to put on a latex catsuit.

Gigachad is the only 2018/2019 meme I like

I want a cute trap to fuck my ass

How was it user?

same i coulda fucked her too and missed my chance cause i thought her mom was coming back early.

>in a few hours time dozens of threads with the same text and of the same type get posted forcing this meme
>dude it's in your head bro
Yeah sure discord fag.

i hope you kill yourself soon

I enjoy roleplaying online with guys as girls, i catfish too and i also enjoy writing fapbait for guys knowing they are jerking off on the other end, especially if its about celebs or vidya girls

I want to be farted on by a big fat sweaty girl

Sweatier than i expected, but we loved it

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Seethe

I saw it last week and thought it was a clever way of painting porn obsessed horny posters, so I repeated it a couple of times. Now it's caught on. I had no influence from any platform apart from Yea Forums.

Maybe if you stopped playing Mahjong you'd get laid, nyagger

We don't need to have anything at all on this board. What we "need" is utterly irrelevant, what we WANT is what matters. Quite a few of us like our cheesecake and softcore stuff, arguably a majority of posters on this board in fact, the people who don't like it have most other gaming boards on the internet to go to. I say this as someone who usually ignores "waifu" threads or whatever else, the more retards try to spam this new meme the more the pronposters are going to respond by posting fapbait. Meanwhile, I just want to browse Yea Forums in peace and quiet without a shitstorm being caused by raiding outsiders.

>muh discord trannies
cope harder this meme is Yea Forums original and it makes you seeth like crazy.

i know how it feels

>managed to squeeze discord tranny, cope, and seethe into one post
Expand your fucking vocabulary for god sakes.

>this meme is Yea Forums original
That I doubt.

> it makes you seeth like crazy.
It does, I'm so mad right now.

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I CONFESS I WAN MAMMMA MILKIEES

Don't worry, I'm sure a lot of people are like us
>Met a girl in college
>She was pretty upfront about being bipolar and on meds for it, but I didn't really give it too much thought since she was so hot. Light brown skin, C cups, thick round ass
>We traded numbers and started texting a bit
>Got invited over to her place to study for our class
>When I got there she just wanted to watch a movie together in her bedroom
>Her dad was having none of it and told us to watch it in the living room
>She gets pissed and says we'll just go to the theaters
>Drive us to the far side of the movie parking lot and we don't even go and see the movie, just makeout before she sucks me off
>Next week is just nonstop make out sessions and getting my dick sucked regularly
>Out of nowhere she just completely ghosts me, even drops out of our college class to avoid me
>Turns out she had a girlfriend she was cheating on me with
>Never got to actually fuck her
It was fun while it lasted

It was literally spawned on twitter by communist trannies and they probably ended up in some tranny discords which in turn spread it to here.

Panda's back.

>'cumbrain' spam has caused anons to post more ecchi than ever
LITERALLY based buzzword.

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Congratulations, you've just been played by whatever external force created this meme into thinking that "we" made it and is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
It's the equivalent of /pol/ calling each other Trumpbrains, an insult that's completely out of place given the context of the location.
If you unironically think a "true" user made this meme then probably have a different sort of brain problem.

personally I'd been happy had her face been masked in something like this (but with concealed breathing holes).

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exhentai.org/g/1385809/b364908628/

I want to spend the rest of my life wearing diapers and playing vidya

show us any source where you find cumbrain besides here.

Lotion her up next time, it'll get the suit on easier and make the foreplay even better.

I like to be cute girls online with degenerate fetishes to make guys jerk off

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show the post on twitter.

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And pepe originates from Matt Furie, that fucking dumb frogposter.

where can I see more of this character

I want to be turned into a furry milf.

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What's the after-life like?

>beauty mark, elf, dark skin, witch, defloration, impregnation , /ss/
MUH! Thank you, user.

Hey, so long as you keep up the illusion.
Make a whole character profile for your persona, like you're playing a TTRPG.

I literally can't remember which JP twitter they're from, sorry user.

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wtf panda's back?

boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/"Cumbrain is from Twitter"/

>Pump-action Plasma Cross

Good. Very good indeed.

I just found out about it too

My confession is that she isn't bad, but I'd rather a loli.

>cumbrain shitposting starts to rise in popularity
>things start to look up for the spammers, they've got their backs covered by hundreds of other shitposters helping them
>all of a sudden fucking EXHENTAI rises from the grave in the heat of the battle
>the entire internet leaps with joy and everyone starts posting "cumchads" instead
The timing couldn't have been any more perfect. With a series of unfortunate luck, the meme has gone from [potentially being the next big buzzword] to [dead and buried] in a matter of seconds.

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Yea Forums and other blue boards exist pretty much explicitly BECAUSE everyone likes porn/cheesecake, and if there was no SFW restriction this board would be 90% porn, so I don't know why you're acting like cheesecake posters are the victim here. Mods not doing their job is not proof that it's okay to do, and if you'll notice Yea Forums is really one of the only boards with this issue.

I really just use "cumbrain" because I think it's a funny and kind of appropriate for porn-addicted retards that this board is full of, for what it's worth.

i am involved in /vg/

i hate those stupid balloon style tits with big pokey nipples that the nips and fetish artists always default to. they don't even look remotely realistic, like she's wearing some shitty spandex suit

PANDA IS BACK
THE CUMBRAINS HAVE WON
THROUGH DICK ENERGY BABY

It's the work of 1 or 2 people:

boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/"Cumbrain is from Twitter"/

boards.fireden.net/_/search/image/bXDNA0wO-3xSMz4hQJbCsw/

The term was used on Yea Forums about once a day, on average, until this Sunday when it started getting flooded

>Filename
Would you not?

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thats a entire different meaning you retard.
>half of the trannies there are with anime picutres
lmao

I play different girls everytime, but this is a good idea, is there a sex TTRPG?

Sure thing tranny furry commie. Back to resetera

cum on abs

>It's the work of 1 or 2 people:
I think we're way past that. By now it's spread to the local shitposters.

but you're the tranny user.

>tfw 28 year old father

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I don't fap to Vidya girls who don't have decent foot art because I don't fap to girls with unknown or poor foot hygiene.

I have foot fetish but only for clean and well cared feet.

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She's pretty scary though

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boards.fireden.net/v/thread/447661557/

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>discord manufacturing
I don't know man, I'm fairly certain it's those puritan christians and wehraboos who are all against porn. If anything, trannoids would just yell how it's immoral or some other bullshit like that. These niggers yelling about cumbrain are just against "degeneracy" in general. AKA puritans.

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Here user. twitter.com/meno1921?lang=en

Spic catholics/christian LARPers have in the past year used the word on Yea Forums for people who enjoyed non-kosher fiction and didn't read the bible. I'm guessing someone found it really funny for some reason and posted it on Yea Forums and riled up the actual porn-addicted mushbrains and now we can't get rid of it because it's guaranteed (you)'s

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It was both of them for a day or two. Now it's bloated into something MUCH bigger. They can't control it anymore.

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noninteractive porn is becoming so boring lately and so do most games text adventures and ERP still get me off though, I also lewd in SL

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*sips pipe*

>clever
If you have a double digit IQ, maybe

>They can't control it anymore.
They never controlled it to begin with, they only thought they did.

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I way way prefer text and ERP than actual porn, far more fun, interactive and arguably erotic than visual. I can get off on just writing my own dirty stuff

>text adventures
my brother, i wish aif weren't fucking dead

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boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/"Cumbrain is from Twitter"/

Holy fuck

the sad part is that all of these phoneposting redditor transplants are treating it like every other /pol/ flavored buzzword they come across.

all it does is invalidate the facts behind it, that overt and constant sexual stimulus is used as a tactic to keep the general populous in a constant state of control. to keep the incels obsessed over the value of sex, to control women by constantly contorting their value as it equates to sex depending on society's standards (shaming them for having many partners or "empowering" them for having many partners), to prey upon the natural instinct of sexual desire for profit, and enforce the idea that sexual intercourse is the sole factor of value in our society.

all of these issues need to be addressed and resolved but will now never be taken seriously because "hurr /pol/ taught me a funny new word to call people i don't like" repeated ad infinitum until it becomes filtered and ignored like every other word that came before it.

I don't even mind the cumbrain thing that much, it's the incessant posting that annoys me. I would be just as annoyed if suddenly people were spamming threads with literally anything else too. it's like any of these new memes the past few years that are just boring edits of pepe (not your picture though, haven't seen that one before and it's nice) or wojack that then get spammed to death for a few months until the next new thing comes up. cumbrain posters claim us porn addicts lack creativity, and yet they're the ones parroting the same things over and over again.

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How can i get a nun gf?

>Comfy
>Oof
>Yikes
>seething
>cope
>kino
>Based
>Cringe
>Have Sex
>soul vs. soulless
>boomer/zoomer/incel/shill/tranny
>resetera/reddit/discord
>AHEM! ding ding ding! Fuck jannies, trannies and niggers
>It's almost as if
>Redpill me on X
>Hello, we are the X games in X franchise
>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>Janny are you okay? Are you okay janny?
>CRUNCH CRUNCH Insert pretentious opinion burp
>What does Yea Forums think of X?
>Did you buy her game, X?
>Shitty thing about game What's her name Yea Forums?
>OH NO NO NO
>Xfags seething
>Xfags on suicide watch
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>Now that the dust has settled, what does Yea Forums think of X?
>poo poo pee pee doo doo
>X gets on the server
>Here's your X, bro
>He's in
>Roll a 7
>What is the video game version of insert band or album
>Smacks lips
>Cunny thread
>cute and funny
>I love X!
>Let's write a letter to X, one word for each post
>Is he right Yea Forums?
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>What did he mean by this?
>Thoughts?
>Gachashit thread
>Apologize to him Yea Forums
>Explain yourselves
>Well? Who was in the wrong here?
>Defend this
>What's his name again?
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Coworkers start talking about video games
>Refute this
>Prove him wrong
>Perfect X doesn't exi-
>Protip: you can't
>Why does this trigger Yea Forums so much?
>Yea Forums BTFO
>Would you?
>Is he "our" guy?
>He did nothing wrong!
>He/She killed millions
>Will you buy his game?
>Buy his game
>Convince me to NOT buy this game
>Find a flaw
>For me, it's X
>It's up
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit?
>I'm glad we can all agree on this
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>JUST
>Hold me, Yea Forumsros
>How do we fix this?
>me on the X
>best ass/tits/feet in vidya thread
>20XX...I am...forgotten...
>Video game quote game thread
>X...home
>Why did you stop playing Overwatch?
>Cute feet
>Buy my game
>Eastern design vs. western design

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become a christian and corrupt a cute young nun and turn her into your cumslut

it's all so tiresome

can i be your nun and you can corrupt me?

Same, feels like a balanced FS

i'd do the same if i were in her position
making money while you do nothing is always amusing to me

boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/"Cumbrain is from Twitter"/

its an illness

Sure

>Redpill me on X
>Thoughts?

eh, these usually start actual video game threads.

Are you in Belgrade?

I come to Yea Forums to jerk off sometimes. I like the lewd pictures and speed of this board.

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That looks retarded.

we can pretend

This post is unironically too smart for this thread. The cumbrain thing feels like a retarded, yet successful, attempt at getting (you)s.
Although you all should stop watching porn / reading hentai and stop fappin (or at least cut it to once a week). The most important thing is to STOP WATCHING PORN! Every hour you spend doing these is an hour you could be spending on something you won't regret afterwards.

Cumbrain theory has been around longer than discord itself. It's always perpetuated by idiots that take nofap seriously and are always trying to find scientific proof that touching yourself at night will send you straight to hell.

wtf this is dolphin porn

>that touching yourself at night will send you straight to hell.

If you fapped to soemthing that turned out to actually be the Virgin Mary or Jesus then maybe?

Forget it then. I only want girls that i can impregnate irl.

Why those specifically? I've been fapping to fanfiction since forever.

good luck in thinking girls will want your children

i mean i fell into the nofap shit a few years back and that was arguably just as unhealthy as constant masturbation and obsessing over sex.

of course i found what i feel is a healthy middle ground but a big part of that came from being on both sides of the "sex obsession" of the current culture (going from ultra "sex positive" which led to my obsession into the deeper ends of nofap which bordered on incel territory). it really opened my eyes into how much sex is being treated as an unnamed tool in the current political and social climate and no one is addressing it outside of cheap and overused single word potshots when they don't have a valid argument to stand on.

BTFO!!!1!1!11!

You don't obviously. Best girls are unavailable. Either dedicated to the Lord alone or involved in yuri orgies in their covent.

this place really is a madhouse i can't wait to actively defend sexy women in vidya because someone will claim you don't have any self control when you're literally just looking at a character in a videogame and nothing more, it's also weirdly bipartisan

This is it. The final push to make Yea Forums into /vgebhhcsacogif/.
Think about it. Sudden shitpost spam over half the catalogue being basic lewd dumps, and now, contarian as always butthurt horny virgins start doubling down on making Yea Forums into another porn board like they did Yea Forums.
Who REALLY wins from this shitshow? The few spammers, or the horny legion?

I bought Street Fighter 5 for hyper muscle mods
Then I refunded it after a good fap

>That wank motion
It's just like listening to two christians talking!

pretty fucking neato

Horny legion. Retards gave an excuse to lewdpost mord.

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Like any responsible man who cares for his soulmate and her health I would take her to the gym with me and help her lose the extra pounds for the sake of her heart, joints and physical aptitude. Not to mention it would likely also boost her happiness and give her a more attractive shape, the shape it's self being attractive because it inspires health, longevity and self control.

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>noninteractive
Imagine a pron game that's an RPG where the stuff you do is fully up to you and it affect your relationship with the character. As well as maybe give them new kinks that transfer to their personality. Like acting too submissive/dominant may make them more dominant/submissive/relaxed/frustrated around you. But who would put that much work in a porn game?

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Much better than that wojak faggot who wants me to confess.

what are we confessing to
i don't really have any vidya sins to confess to but my whole life is one big sin

27 year old here, don't give up user! One day you may get that handhold

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Liliths throne?

CONFESS

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I'd probably feel sad and used.

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ok heres one
as a kid i was sexually attracted to orca whales
i felt like total shit about it so i repressed it
the feeling is slowly coming back

I WANT TO HAVE SUPER SEX WITH NUN

So you've never been with a woman before, then

Yeah they don't do that.

I masturbated to Lancer Arturia's horse fucking doujins.

post feet

Hey idiot. Thats the fucking game. If you spam then you get all lewds banned for good.

Fucking cumbrain.

Tell me about it, similar concept but with horses. I'd never, but still, it makes me upset at my brain.

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>normalfaggot tourists got told by twitter it's an epic meme from Yea Forums

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Lewds will literally always be posted anyway. Some games lend themselves to it.

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I clicked on this thread to nut

More bro

Don't you have a panda you should be visiting?

Hope you like cute and funny

Good taste, fellow BDSMbrain.

i don't think im actually attracted to people
probably defcon tier coping going on but when i see even attractive people, it doesn't really do much for me, i cant get off to normal porn because of this
on the other hand, degen xeno porn gets me rock hard
i would say that i deserve a slow and painful death
but isnt that what life is?

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I genuinely hate everyone who posts on Yea Forums.

You're all a bunch of underage faggots with shit opinions.

inb4 LOL THEN Y U STILL HERE BRO ??!?!

nah I never used panda
it's... fine

What is a validbrain?

>it's /pol/'s new buzzword, they're just spreading it
Yeah sure...
>Yea Forums 2331 results found
boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/cumbrain/
>/pol/ 149 results found
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/cumbrain/
>Yea Forums 159 results found
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/cumbrain/
>/r9k/ 132 results found
desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/cumbrain/
Yea Forums 82 results found
boards.fireden.net/a/search/text/cumbrain/
>b-but it's paul I swear!!!111!1

the blowjob pic where you see the syringe in her mouth is pretty spooky

I'd say you deserve to stick around for your good taste in lewds user, aliens are great. No need to feel shame for ones kinks in general, like what you like.

i would discuss this if not for the cumbrain image

Hot insects and aliens are based.

Fatphrodite