How can I attract people to my videogame stream in this day and age as a fat guy with conservative values?

How can I attract people to my videogame stream in this day and age as a fat guy with conservative values?

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stop being fat

Maybe someday but currently I am too stereotypically american

Wear a funny hat and actually use the NWord. I respect all streamers that drop slurs more than ones that don't

I don't own a hat and wouldn't know what to get, and I use the soft A but get told that is an instant ban if I ever got reported

play good

I play decent enough but how the hell do you get your name out there for people to show up without putting the fucking LGBT tag in your shit and waiting for the trannies from all over reddit and tumblr to show up?

conservative values are shit, adopt better values

losing weight is easy, you just need to stop eating

By not being a cumbrain.

get a world record

>conservative values
>streams videogames
this is the tradthot dilemma all over again
you don't have conservative values, you just want attention

literally kill yourself on camera, that is the only way for you to attract more viewers

>Conservative values are shit

Ok cumbrain.

Can you explain how they arent shit?

Man, what the fuck is that now.

I have friend with WRs in speedruns who only average like 90-100 viwers and the speedrun community is super "inclusive" and you have to tread lightly with those fucks

Hell yeah 30 day no food fast incoming ez, shut up you faggot

Conservative enough you fucking bitch, I bet you fucking cried tears of joy when the dems were speaking in mexican and talking about giving niggers 500 billion dollars worth of handouts

Yeah but I can only do that trick once

why are your values even relevant?
also you just gotta have a good personality and play weird games to me if you dont have a funny personality just find something else to do instead.

Because conservative values upset the usual dregs of twitch the same as they do the majority of reddit and whatever else, you can't have any opinion on blacks or gays and trannies unless it is an overly positive one or else

I would like to think I am funny or chill enough, the issue is how do you get people to stop by? I had two randoms pass by while I was playing risk of rain 2 but they were on their way to some legitimate trannies stream and I said gross and dudes got upset, shit is demoralizing

Be attractive
Pretend you are superior to your viewers and youre doing them a favor by interacting with them
Know how to talk over mundane boring gameplay

My advice is to sign up for as many beta you can, less competition that way.

link your stream, ill watch you. if you make me feel at home, enjoy my shitty memes and jokes, i'll follow you forever

Be black

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This is why no one watches you. Show your shitty traditional values up your ass and stop being a massive piece of shit to other people.

Man I look like a fucking enforcer from the godfather, no way I could sell bathwater

Yeah I suppose that is a thing to do, need to be up to date with that shit.

Vegasfats

I would rather fucking die my dude

You're trying too hard

you dont have to get political
just keep that shit to yourself if you really wanna be popular in a platform that doesnt support your values. thats just how it is sadly

Yeah okay thanks man

You can kiss the other guy above

I try not to get political, but people always seem to want to talk about current goings on so I chime in, and the conversation always sours if you don't have something nice to say about the lgbt community or the just chatting sluts

screenshotting the thread and reporting u to twitch enjoy