Well Yea Forums?

No thanks. Not into women.

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Get the better princess

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C U M B R A I N

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>If it did then no one would have to ask if it worked and everyone would be doing it.
retarded argument.
there are always new people who will get into something, and that is one of the questions they will ever ask "does it work?"

This guy gets it

How did you play it off ha ha

I cummesd in my own mouth oncr

Titjobs are awkward and boring, I never got the appeal.

Cumbrain thread boys

C

literally me right now

Do women actually enjoy getting their tits fucked? Seems like a one sided transaction really

As long as once was enough to keep it from happening again.

That's because you never got any sex to begin with

t. faggot with a little dick or victim of a dumbass woman that doesn't know how to use her own titties properly

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the left can't meme

Jelqing literally added an inch to me, what are you on about?
t. 7 inches and proud

...well.... does it?

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I would rather rim Link

are we being raided or something

By sucking him off as apology
Let him pound you if he's still hard or didn't cum from the blowjob

a deal's a deal

Imagine a tentacle getting all up in your head and giving you an actual cumbrain haha
Just for laughs haha. Like just shoving it into your nose and ears and cumming until you cry cum, but as a goof haha.

haha

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Beat me to it.

I can slap you with my dick until you comply

Another fucking off topic fap bait thread, holy shit. Just go to /e/ or /h/ for fucks sake.

Depends on the girl.

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Yeah man you tell em. Don't report or hide the thread, just go into it and tell them to leave. That'll show em!

>I never got the appeal
Most things you see in porn film better than they feel. This usually goes for positions or exaggerated body movements but can extend to entire sexual acts. I've had a girl rub her tits against me until I came, but it wasn't at an angle that would film easily.

These are the kind of conversations we're going to need to have as an entire generation matures sexually (if in no other ways) knowing nothing about sex and sexuality other than what they've seen in porn - most of which is BS. We tell kids wrestling is fake, and it's about time we started acknowledging most of them reach adulthood having seen enough porn that they need to know what's fake about porn too.

My ex was flat as a board and I used to make her do it just to bully her.

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I heard if you put more blood into your penis it would get bigger.

I do both, kill yourself faggot.

It's more the thought that does it for me. Like I'm thinking "yeah gonna rub my dick all over your soft pillowy tits, push it against your face and everything"

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My gf likes it even without having giant tits. She's so wonderful.

That wouldn't give her any pleasure, wouldnt she want a rimjob or something.

You read this word for the first time a few days ago, thought it was really clever, and will now spam it a dozen times a day to convince yourself you're a woke intellectual, when you're actually addicted to easy dopamine releases as well. Cumbrain, based, cringe, dilate, do you have anything of substance to say?

Like, kind of like that Jlullaby RWBY image, haha. It'd be super funny, haha, being lobotomized with a fat cock.

She would feel a throbbing hot peepee between her tits and on her chest, beating near her own heart haha

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Not Sexy
Can't Read

>had sex when i was 5
fuck sex

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Thank you

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Can we ban teenager cumbrains already?

>Gf wants to give me titjobs even though I've never asked for it
>She's tried a bunch of times
>Her tits are way too small so she can't even grip my dick with them no matter how hard she squeezes them together
It's cute af desu, especially how embarrassed and disheartened she gets

This.

People who like each other can enjoy all sorts of things that seem one-sided on the surface. I know much the the millennial and zoomer generations are emotionally stunted in a way that a GenXer like me will never totally understand, but there's a charge that exists in certain emotional states that carries over into the physical. When someone bumps up against me in public, it's nothing. When my GF does the exact same thing there's a sense of closeness that makes it pleasurable.

>t. unironic, literal, triggered cumbrains

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>faking quotes on the internet

Have sex.

Tbh, I'd rather fuck Ayane's tits.

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It's going to be the new August 2019 buzzword, get with the times gramps.

>Trolls looking for lazy dopamine hits calling out porn addicts for the same.
kek

>i posted it again!

Based

Why is all shitposting so mean-spirited nowadays? It's not even funny faggot

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WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!

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No pictures
Can't enjoy

Imagine thinking ass > tits
How do those "people" even exist?

I get why a girl would be mad if you didn't fuck her after you promised.
But would a girl enjoy titfucking enough to be mad that it doesn't happen? I don't think I buy that.

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>Waah the 100 waifu fag threads a day are spammed with a new word!! Delete the word not the waifu bullshit!!

You guys had it coming for a long time

i want her to force me to, haha

I'm 95% sure it has to do with people from stormfront, r_d, and other dregs of society coming here after their cesspools got shut down thinking everyone pretending to be nazis to be edgy were actually nazis. Now they have spread to all the other boards because they think this place is their home now to be insanely annoying about how little fun they actually have in their lives.

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what's this font called?

I'm pretty sure it's a compliment

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now there's no joke!

Cumbrain? Is that when you cum inside someone's brain? You people are deranged. Get help.

What does being a cumbrain have to do with political affiliation?

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Perfect

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Cumming inside the brain is optional. It's mainly about fucking someone through the back of their skull until their brain literally turns into cum.

I'm guessing the reasoning is that when someone gurks the jerkin too much, they get """addicted""" to it or something. Having cumming on the brain at the time.
well played

I was in disbelief for the longest time that my exgirlfriend got aroused from me playing with her tits. Granted it was mostly from stimulating her nipples so I don’t know that a titjob would necessarily do the same but still who knows, might be possible

>that silky handjob fapfic is gone forever