Unplugs your console

Oh god I wish I would have fucked my mom

*bends her over and fucks her*

The point is to not get the other children sick

i never skipped school
i am coughing on all of you niggas and getting you sick

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>jane is of mom age
Zoomers, you have to fucking leave immediately.

Guess you didn't get the good genes.

just do like the japanese and wear a mask, go to school faggot

Wear a mask

>Wants to delete all my games
>Deletes all the shortcuts on Desktop instead
>Doesn't even empty the recycle bin after
You sure showed me, mom You should have succeeded that day ;_;

>just like my Japanese animes

Schools barely care. Work really doesn't give a shit. If you can walk to the bathroom to shit yourself you can sit in that desk and hit those numbers.

Found the underage
Are you still in middle school or high school now?

Why are you trying to make Jane a mom?

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no you don't

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>Get sick
>Able to stay at home and play vidya all day because my mom isn't an ass
>Probably even get a big bottle of mt. dew or ginger ale while I'm at it

Thank you Disease-bro. Taking one for the team.

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Literally my mom.

What age is she supposed to be?

Why are hapas so beautiful bros?

I would get this woman pregnant with my offspring if you catch my drift.

I hate parents and their retardation and abuse of their own offspring
you have to be stupid to be a breeder in the first place

I unironically lost my virginity to my mom when I was 25.

>being an arab and fucking your 20 year old stepmother while your 70 year old dad is busy running the kingdom

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My mom was awesome and let me game when I was sick because she knew I'd just stop half an hour later due to falling asleep

Chicken or the egg?

Ok mom. I love you.

>Little did this stupid whore know, I had my middle finger up in my pocket the entire time she was lecturing me!

You lost me

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Shame she is a turbo feminist...

>cosplay is just a thong with a towel in it
just fapped, this won't work on me

image the smell of her tits

yes mommy >_

Are you trying to get fucked?
I'm too sick to go to school but not too sick to force my cock into your mouth.

she looks like a older jihyo from twice

A lot of cumbrains in here.

>dat accent

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That's why you sleep in for a few hours and don't start playing vidya until your parents go to work and/or too much of the day has passed for it to be worth taking you to school.

YOU BETTER PLUG THAT SHIT BACK IN BARBARA OR I WILL SMEAR SHIT ALL OVER YOUR MATTRESS WHILST YOU SLEEP BITCH!

NO GO GET ME SOME TENDIES!

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>tfw both your parents have to go to work and you are really scared to be alone

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Now be quiet, I'll be done in 3 hours

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The trick is to get ready for school and don't start faking until you are already seemingly committed to going to school.

i think asians are gross and english accents are atrocious
Jane is still my perfect woman

Well was she hot?

Jane, Ellen and Aoife

>>F/M/K have at it Yea Forums

I've got mom-fever

I mean I've got fever, mom

>circumcision of children for non-medical purposes still isn't illegal
AAAAAAHHHHHH

Damn she's hot. I dont know why but i really want to do things to her. Mostly shit she probably wouldnt do.

I thin the psychology of these kinds of parents is that they are mad they have to suffer, like going to work, and mad that you dont have to suffer
If your parent was like this they were probably terrible people

This.

>attractive female
CUMBRAIN

>Missed the bus while telling my mom I was sick and dizzy
>She sends my dad to drive me to school anyway
>None of us talk on the way there
>Coming up to the school and he u turns and takes me home

WHOOOOOOOOO

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>shoots mom

Why?

>be young me
>come home from school
>mom is home sick watching tv
>i snatch the remote and tell her if shes too sick for work shes too sick for tv
>she flips her shit and starts screaming

Why did she do it Yea Forums?

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>Wear mask
>Why do you wear the mask user?

What's worse is that female circumcision is seen as a horrific thing (and rightly so) but totally normal and acceptable for males. Fuck the US sometimes, honestly. Fucking double-standard faggotry.

women are biggest hypocrites. my mum is also big hypocrite and actually can+t comprehend a point. she always makes it about herself, how she works hard how bad she feels. its classical women mannipulation. dont fall for it and play games when ur sick if you feel you can.

also mothers always want their sons to remain pussified, so its necessary to go against mothers will if we ever wish to become real men.

What a lad, did you fuck the bitch afterwards?

>mfw my parents only did this once
>mfw i rarely did take a sick day but when i did my mom knew i was really sick
also, did anyone else have a whiny fucking loser in their school who took a sickday almost every week? what a faggot.

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honestly for me its opposite. we should cut the womens clits off, they are too big whores by nature, so we have to reduce that to maintain civilization. men on the other hand: there are 3 groups of people who get circumsized according to talmud : jews, jew converts and jewish slaves. guess which one the us males are

user's a big guy

...

Because you didn't put your dick in her

>muh r9k
fuck off zoomer. people on Yea Forums dont have girlfriends or hope to get one. if you do fuck off back to fortnite and discord

i want to fuck that mom

if this is my mom, i'm cucking my dad.

I don't have a gf. I'm a virgin too. I just don't blame it on chicks. There are plenty of retards of both sexes to go around.

lmfao epic pic

>all the cumbrain replies to this

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>parents were too big a pushovers and young me nearly ruined his future after realising he could get away with faking sick for entire weeks

you used to be able to find tons of these kinda images on stumbleupon. now it's replaced by some soulless faggotry called Mix which has NOTHING in it

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>Jane, Ellen and Aoife
Kill Ellen, Fuck Aoife, and marry Jane

If circumcision is a recent thing instead of an ancient kike ritual then it'll get banned.

Reminder one of the biggest advocates of circumcising was Kellogg, the cornflakes guy. He wanted to stop kids fapping and thought this was the way to do it.

>mum was a nurse
>could never fake being too ill for school
>would never miss a day, even if i had a headache or sore throat or anything since i wasn't dying
>never really hated her for it, since i didn't want to skip school
>if I was ill it was very obvious and she would allow me to stay off school
>was too sick that I couldn't play vidya anyway
>would still try in those periods of being bed ridden by not tired enough to sleep

I have a lovely memory of playing Ace Attorney in my bed whenever I was conscious from my illness. It's a fond memory I look back to.

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Jokes on him. I just stick my fingers up my ass.

>underage
That is also the policy at work.

How old are you? That bitch looks like she's in her late 20's.

>Be too sick for school
>Parents let me play games in the living room while laying on the couch with a blanket on me

>unplug her life support
>"Should have let me play Mario mom"

When I'm really sick I can move my arms but I can't stand or walk.
>what is basic human decency?

You will never be half as manly.

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He also advocated for burning off clits with acid but that one mysteriously didn't catch on.

Youngest brother barely attends school, throws tantrums, bangs his head on shit, cry's like a little faggot until my father caves in.

So this is the new buzzword that you fags are trying to push now?

/pol/'s actively raiding Yea Forums right now, but cumbrain has been getting spammed for a few weeks.

Actually, a lot of the mask wearing has nothing to do with being sick, and more to do with "I don't want anyone to talk to to me today."