What are your red flags Yea Forums?

clusterfuck of graphics
story
character bullshit
endless goddamn cutscenes
In other words, everything from fucking shit modern games.

>no cunny

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what?

Unreal engine 4

cringe

>boring dialogue based porn games with static images of generic anime girls that reward you with a single pic

why would I waste my time with this shit when there’s porn online

>character has tattoos

Muddy, greyish graphics
AAA (bonus points for diversity pandering)
Early access
Open world and/or survival crafting
No fanservice
TOO MUCH fanservice

Yea Forums likes it

>political undertones

women and minorities = political sjw propaganda >:(

war and death = non-political gamer approved

>It's fun! as a descriptor, without any explanation as to WHY it's fun, or god forbid, a review using the fucking word fun, when it's entirely subjective
>Cinematic design for cutscenes, where you can tell a portion of the budget went into making them, while the game suffered.
>Political bullshit
even subtle political bullshit. It existed back in the day, and I think it was stupid then too, why do games need to have a political message in them? Why do companies feel the need to force a political message in their games? I feel like they want to appeal to a specific market. That's fine if they do, I get it, my money's not wanted. But, five years from now, people will be going for games that aren't 1:1 parallels to real world politics. Look at GTAV. Then look at watch dogs 2. Which one still gets people playing it? Yeah yeah there's other issues but you get my point, surely.

I think politics are a fucking cancer and for whatever reason people suddenly started caring about them, and it's had a pretty negative influence on games overall. Poke fun at politicians, that's not my qualm, but when your whole game is nothing but references to real world political happenings it just seems like you don't want to make a game, you want to make a political statement. So why not do that?

Based cunnyseur.

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I can smell you from here

the biggest redflag

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Stay mad

Both of those things can be either political or apolitical based on whether they are attempting to push an agenda. A war game designed to encourage public support for a war would be highly political, just as women and minorities in a game for the purpose of pushing the SJW agenda is.

Have sex

Overusage of politically correct concepts

There were no handicapped black women on the front lines of WW2 libtard. Infact an game not written by failed sitcom writers set Vietnam would include Segregated squads led buy a white captain who dies partway through "we don't need no whitey" and let me play as a vietcong slut spy to kill the whitey while he makes his negros patrol

That's a pretty small red flag, user.
I fixed it for you.

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>No gameplay shown
>Gameplay is shown many years before release
>Developers spend more time explaining the game than its trailer
>Todd Howard
>Celebrity promotes game
>Boasting about everything but the gameplay
>Game has been in vaporware status for years
>Devs are being very quiet before release
>Chasing the new trend (Resolution, New engine, VR, EGS exclusivity, Gimmicky game mode, etc.)

>political undertones
So every video game then? Why are you even playing games in the first place?

>made in the West after 2003

augmented reality game outside

What political undertones are in tetris?

>HE NEVER PLAYED FARCRY 1
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>political undertones
>tetris
I mean, I know this is bait but I've honestly found this history of the game to be an amazing trip.

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Preorder x day early access
Day 1 patch

>space cadets pinball
>political undertones

Muh China boogeyman. Time to go post on reddit about bohemian square.

>Costs money

>game literally made under the Soviet Union

It's quite a funny story, all the companies were grasping for it.

I don't have red flags. I have red, white, and blue flags, commie buttscum.

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>no color

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I did, boring shit tech demo. Maybe you should play a classic like Outlaws to put things in perspective.

Shut the fuck up chinklover go defend to china if you love human organ harvesting and social credit system so fucking much. More importantly name 1 chinese game that's not POE or a clone of it, or Pubg or a clone of it.

what did he mean by this

Games that developers refuse to let die in peace

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Yes tetris is propaganda by the USSR and not some Slav's dream

Watch Dead Presidents

Fuck off leftist cunt
Yea Forums is a right wing board

>Yea Forums talks about it non-stop

My constant nail biting to the point that all my fingernails look messed up.

rent free

>OUTLAWS
>better than FARCRY
Fuck you I already have played every Duke Nukem Clone ever made

RENT FREE? I'M GONNA BE SHOOTING AT THEM IN 2 YEARS YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THEY ON MY MIND. I BET YOU THINK THE HONGKONG PROTESTERS SHOULD COMPLY COPFUCKER

>white male piloting the space ship
too ez, next

So, Starfield?

>chinese playerbase exceeds >1%

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Yea Forums recommends it.

VH is still the best

I was thinking Cyberpunk 2077

Are you sure you're not the one with political undertones?

I fucking love Van Halen

youtu.be/KZSM0jEZ43I

>Made after 6th gen

BASED

Yeah Van Halen is pretty great. What does that have to do with anything?

>indie game that clearly tries to tailride nostalgia/popular game/latest trend
>just AAA in general, I don't need to play an Ubisoft or EA game ever again thanks
>people who like the series/game only ever talk about the characters

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>Game has a hub where you select levels from a menu

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When she talks about her male friends all the time.

Why yes, I never played a game where I walk around as an anime. Rank You China for copying the 100s of crappy F2P jap games on steam, instead of making a game that let's me use RPDs and SKSs to participate in the Cambodian Genocide

>no u
Really dude. Yes, I'm sure

You live by the big brain gamer policy. AAA Devs hate you lol

"They're like a brother to me"
So you fuck your brother too bitch?

i fuck ur mum too

What an ugly language

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>unskippable tutorial that spends several minutes on shit like "press WASD to move"
>cant play on hard difficulty without first beating the game on normal difficulty
>have to play a level multiple times before you unlock the next one
>leveling up gives incremental stat upgrades that you cant notice until youve gotten 10 of them
>store page has more screenshots of cutscenes than gameplay

Chinese is the only language I dislike hearing. I'll take fucking Hebrew over it.

I'll any of the Afrikaans tongue clicking clusterfucks over this, holy hell

Nipponese is the language of love compared to this shit.