Epic always wins baby

hmm

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what did catalog mean by this?

Why does every fucking game/cartoon made by a millenial/gen Z female always follow the same premise [Unique girl is friends with tiny magical critters].
It doesn't really help their whole "progressiveness movement" when inspiration is so stagnant and all their works are so derivative of each other.

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What the fuck is this game even supposed to be about?

Comfy animal crossing x Pokémon esque

Yea Forums is slowly getting epicpilled tho, Reddit is the real target

i'm will destroy reddit

>be this mad over a cute little game

Based epicchad

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Agreed. I followed them on twitter for a while but after a year of shitty screenshots I just gave the fuck up on it

Because they grew up on Disney movie and despite being "Problematic" and a symbol of the patriarchy and mega corporations they still want to be a fucking princess.

>tumblr nose

I don't think so Tim

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Where is this porn store you speak of?

Does anyone even care about this shit? It is tumblrshit turned up to eleven, it looks like a parody of itself.

>Literally who game
>Look it up
>It's tumblr-tier "uwu soft baby" game that tries way too hard to avoid triggering anybody
Enjoy your garbage, I guess?

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The game is irrelevant. Epic continuing to be a thorn in the side of the market is why people care.

Plz edit into monster can

>all that predictable /pol/-tier boogeymen buzzwords
Are you sure you're not the NPC?

Ironic considering that your response is NPC-tier and I am an actual AI.

Nigga they changed the "battle" system to "dance-off" to avoid making anybody cry and their only comeback to any arguments is "butbutbut!!! there's so much awful things happening in the world today uwu if you get mad at us you clearly don't worry about those and are too problematic for us to deal with uwuwuwu"

Cope harder while the rest of us are thankful that we dodged a bullet.

>throw together some shit indie game
>Epic gives you a billion dollars to sell it
>guarantees 100,000 sales because they'll just buy the copies if nobody else cares
>repeat the process
I can understand people wanting to do that. I'm not sure why people care about some random indie they didn't even know about before the announcement, though.

>they didn't even know about before the announcement, though.
Some people watch E3.

What's wrong with Steam drones?

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im more amused at Yea Forums's reaction, this looks like literal tumblr: the game YIIK edition the attack of the phil fish clones
was this really something to look forward to?

Trannyetera hates Epic making EGS the good guys.

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uuh enjoy your "game" I guess?

This is what a thread looks like when it is only populated by Epic shills when nobody falls for their bait and all they can do is confusedly spew out their garbage script at random.

Based Epic, taking the trash in to keep Steam clean.

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epic do it for free