Choose two weapons to take on your adventures with you

Choose two weapons to take on your adventures with you.

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Happiest cloud + the sad = ???

mr madface and gilded glory please

I’ll uhhh take the happy cloud and the thing that kills everything please thank you

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big carrot and Gilded glory,
use carrot to summon rabbits, kill them with glory, sell the golden rabbits, repeat and hire mercs to do the work for me while i sip fine wine in my bitching castle.

Mr. Mad face

happiest cloud and gilded glory. fuck adventuring.

I'd take Itchy Stick and Bubblegum Blade. Might not do a lot of damage but everyone'll hate me.

Cloud and Carrot.
Summon an army of extremely happy immortal bunnies

Timepeace and Big Carrot

Big carrot x2 how is this even a choice??

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Dual Wield Carrots

Gilded Glory and Timepeas
Slow everyone then crit them all to death. Get really good armour for when I freeze.

Timespace and Chainsaw Katana.
My enemies will die before the timeslow effect finishes

Nigga you can reset the sand early before you get frozen at the cost of the enemies being a bit faster but still slow. Have to agree though this seems like one of the better combos

>Wanting bunnies to get hurt for your sake
You are the bastard of earth

Don't be stupid! Bunnies are the strongest!

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Give me the carrot so I can call in the bunny jobbers.

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Dual wield Terminus Deathage

Mr. Madface, my companion

Big Carrot and The Sad. Literally no drawbacks since the carrot neutralizes Sad’s weakness.

Death Edge, just tell your friends to get back.

>Meaty Popsicle
>If it stops dripping too long it gets smelly

How does the Meaty Popsicle get smelly if it remains frozen? Frozen meats don’t smell.

In fact, you could wear the same pair of socks for a month and if you freeze them it gets rid of the smell since the bacteria is killed.

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Gilded Glory and Happiest Cloud

is this what smash players actually believe?

Most bacteria lies dormant when frozen you need high temperatures to kill it off

People with smooth brains like your disgusting autistic ass is the reason I'm a germaphobe.

Mr. Madface and Itchy Stick
The itch will make Madface even angrier.

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Nothing

Gilded glory and the one that kills everyone. Only take the killing sword out when you're surrounded by enemies, and use the gold sword whenever you're low on cash. How is this not the best combo again?