Has any game ever made as happy as this bear?

Post bearkino
youtu.be/cAbunRuOQfo

poor bear, drugged, declawed, and teeth ripped out

>when horses are just not hardcore enough anymore

God damnit Laura.

And he still gets to rail Lara Croft

Id sign up for that

No officer's ids nod druggies :DD just soda xD

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Bears are far from being stupid, or at least Grizzly Bears are. Their brains are almost as good as a typical parrot's

before you ask "well how good is a typical parrot?" They name their children

Based and sniffpilled.

The Owl Shinobi fight in Sekiro. That singular fight is the **only** reason I continue to replay that game over and over.

>nudges her ass back instinctively
the whore

I like this thread.

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muh dick

Citation?
Is this real bear porn?

They don't have pack mentality like dogs, so they're only bonded with parental figures.

Sauce?

We're told that after Thompson
The loonies vanished without a trace
But battalions of leftists
Still dream a speed run race
The history books they tell of their defeat in ‘95
But they all logged out from Discord
On the day that Tifa died
They say the winner known as Donald
Was a symbol of defeat
Whilst Anita complained on Twitter
And the thought cops; they were beat

So the promise of the fiction police
Would never materialize
So why did they all come out of the woodwork
On the day the Tifa died
The world is riddled with maggots
The maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of all
The bosses and bureaucrats
They're taking over the vidya games
And they're fat and full of pride
And they all came out of the woodwork
On the day that Tifa died
So if you meet with these revisionists
I'll tell you what to say
Tell them that the beta cucks
Never really went away
They're out there censoring the boobs away
And peddling retarded lies
And we'll never rest again...
Until every leftist dies!

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>feels something hard and wet on her ass
>moves it back subconsciously

You just know she fucked that bear.

Drunk misha ebin :D:D:d

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what game

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>t. salmon

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Bear-ly There.
palemoongames.itch.io/bearly-there

That was me with Outer Wilds, just thoroughly delighted

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kino

SWIMMING HERE I REALIZE

there are people on /fit/ that unironically believe they could fight and beat a bear, a lot of them are trolling but some genuinely believe they'd have a chance
same with gorillas, pretty funny

Who is this handsome gamer??

I've been having nightmares about bears recently.

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It's happened in real life though.

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lol

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>guys I had a tussle with an especially weak and scaredy black bear i could totally kill a horny male grizzly in his prime with my bare hands xD

Bears want to be our friends, but they're too autistic and maul us sometimes because they don't know any better. Be cautious around your bear friends, but please don't hate them. They're trying their best.

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kek

not what I'm referring to. Someone post the picture, you know the one.

that's why the first thing they teach you when you want a bear friend is to let them know when they're pushing too far
playing is ok as long as the bear doesn't hurt you, even slightly, let it know it's not ok by giving a weak punch on his head or a slap on its nose

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god I want a pet bear so bad

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>the chad grizzly stride
vs
>
the virgin black bear walk

I saw like 15 bears this years bear season. Here's a moma and two cubs.

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So basically, if you keep your bear fed and happy they will be cool with you?

It is perfectly acceptable and often encouraged to go up to a wild mother strolling through the woods to try and pet both her and the cubs. There is nothing to fear from bears, they are your friends. If you ever see one of u--them in the woods, don't be alarmed. They are there to help you!

>you will never feed a bear ice cream

Did I just watch a bear die of nut torsion?

if a bear catches you it will just pin you down and start eating, they know that their prey won't get away. there is recorded incidents of bears paralyzing prey on purpose to keep for a snack later in their dens

Cute little fuckers

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oh my gooooooood

that's basically how every animal, including humans has been domesticated

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i would rather fight a gorilla than a bear honestly, both would kill me 100% though

>that one story about the slave girl who gets eaten alive while on the phone with her mom

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Won't they kill you even if you're bonded with them?

Is that bear driving

How did he get a license?

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>People are unironically scared of bears
This thing can take on a bear.

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Donna? DONNA!?

youtube.com/watch?v=tZ1qHsw_V1s

Still gives me nightmares. Probably the last remaining piece of quality from Adult Swim nowadays.

Lol what?

Polar Bears are the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.

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Right in the bear necessities