Awsome!

>twenty minute wait
What the fuck?
Did all the cashiers besides one get shot?
Even on christmas day I've never had to wait in line at any supermarket for near half an hour.

>SEE GUYS MY SWITCH TOTALLY WASN'T A WASTE OF MONEY LOOK LOOK LOOK
Why the fuck are switch owners in a fucking cult? The console sucks huge ass, and most of its games worth playing are indies that are even on the Vita.

*sluuuuuurrrpppp* mmmm
*shuluckle wuckle* *burp* mmmmmh
*llodldolddodldldldl* *slurrrprppp* *lickle lickle* mmmmmm

Thanks for making me right

Imagine how retarded he must have looked pulling out a switch in the line, then swing his phone around until he got the perfect angle for that epic reddit post.

Reply to this post with a wojak if you have

thanks for the continued (You)s, idiot

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Ugh what a manchild, you could just act like a well adjusted individual and browse Yea Forums on your phone.

imagine being this guy

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What a lucky guy to have his console on him at the right time.

>grocery store in the city centre near bus stop
>all cashiers are old women
>wait is guaranteed half hour no matter what time you come in

I think I’m more annoyed by that too. Wanna be a manchild in public? Go ahead. But being a manchild in public and bragging about it for internet kudos is a whole new level of faggotry.

Based

Imagine being a mentally ill basedboy in a cult. The switch has absolutely no games worth playing. Just get a PC and 90% of its library is playable on that.

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>20 mins for 5 people

what the fuck

i really need to have sex anons

And then you said an ebin Yea Forums meme and everyone clapped

I wouldn't mind this if he was on a train or something like that but he's literally just gonna be standing there playing like a fucking retard, not even sitting down

Imagine having multiple youtube thumbnails saved in your downloads folder

Imagine shopping at Tarjai

What fucking grocery store doesn't have self checkouts in 2019?

I can understand playing the Switch on a train/plane trip but on a waiting line at Target? Also there's no way that cashier is taking 20 mins.

You like continued yous?

If it makes you this mad I will actually start bringing my switch to walmart and take pictures

:)

You can have sex with me user.

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This is the future our grandfathers fought for.

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insecure wh*te boi

Do yah have a purty mouth?

No, but maybe some people should also be more aware of what they look like to everyone else. You can act like it's cool to play with a children's toy in public, but everyone sound you just thinks you're an embarrassment. A secure, kiss less virgin is still a failure whether he's okay with it or not

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So does your phone with the silly ass case

Does anyone really think the cashier gave an estimate until they were rung out? If it takes that cashier more than 4 minutes to get through that line they have to be literally retarded.

It's not about being insecure you dumb nigger, shit looks uncomfortable

project more lol

Seething

not this one though

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Imagine being such a fucking wierdo that you pull out a fisher-price tablet instead of a phone lmao

WHY IT IS ALWAYS FUCKING ZELDA
there's so many waste time indies on switch that you can literally play in breaks of 20 min and people always choose to play the fucking same game, i've seen literally everything about botw and i'm tired of it

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What is anyone going to do about it? Lmao

>but maybe some people should also be more aware of what they look like to everyone else
Lmao. I remember being 18

What if the moronic customers have a ton of coupons

>m-my hands hurt!
Lmaoo

Lawl did someone else white knight a random user. Thats top cuck behavior

Why do Redditors need to take pics of everything they're doing. It's an entire site of females. Ugly females.

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My grandfather is a Canadian trucker. He didn't fight for shit, m8, and his parents were immigrants so they didn't fight for shit here either.

>fisher-price tablet
Still seething I see

Luckily that's exactly as long as the Switch's battery lasts

god i wanna eat maximus's shithole

Based

Are you a stinky pajeet?

>20 minute wait
>to checkout 5 customers
>who don't seem to even have that much
What the fuck

Open more lines? If every fucking line is open with a 20 minute wait I don't know what the fuck is going on at your store. A 20 minute wait to check out is moronic and I'd leave my cart right there and walk out. Fuckers can put everything back themselves.

Why should I care about what complete strangers with zero impact on my life think about me?

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Everyone in this image is obese

>unironic wojak
CRIIIIIIINGE

That creature looks part Jewish, not really unexpected.

No. I said Grandfather, m8. His parents didn't come to Canada back when India was still a Brit colony. They were Poles.

Isn't it funny everytime you see one of these pictures a dude is playing Breath of the Wild? Like, I bought it for Wii U, played it for a month in 2017, and I moved on. Are Switch owners in some circle of Hell where they must play one game until the end of time? What the fuck is wrong with these people.

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>used phone to take picture of a game on the switch
seems redundant to have a dedicated device that only fits in cargo pants/shorts when almost anything can emulate a nes/snes

Everyone in this thread is obese too, what's your point?

Don't think a single one qualifies.Obese isn't "a little husky".

>selfie
>of switch
>with playskool joycons

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Ignoring the obvious part of the photo, how can anyone get into the mood to play a full out game while waiting in line to pay for something? I can understand if you're on the bus or train or something and you're sitting down for an hour+ ride, but come the fuck on. Hell, why would you even bring your switch with you while you're shopping for groceries or clothes or whatever?

Why would anyone take a $300 game console outside to play on gimped graphical settings when the average $300 smartphone is more portable and has access to many more games?

ummm... no sweetie..
it's social acceptable, like airpods or crocs.

you have to be obese to shop at Target
they won't let you in otherwise

Speak for yourself tubby.

>playing NES/SNES on a fucking touch screen phone
I'd have better luck with an NES controller with a broken D Pad

No cashier ever gives time estimates

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INDIEE GARBAGE

Is that the new Switch Lite that's coming out?

>crocs
It's not 2008 anymore
>airpods
These are literally just headphones so no shit they are socially acceptable. Especially since they are marketed to apple cultists who treat owning apple products as a religious thing.

The game has been a top 20 seller in the US since it released

I'm pretty sure they play out scenarios in their heads where they think someone will walk up to them and compliment them for being an epic gamer just like they do on reddit.

just play turn based shit instead of platformers if you have issues

H-how did you know

I mean if you asked they likely will.It's not like there is some cashiers code or some shit that makes it so no cashier would do that lmao

?

>Open more lines?
Around here retail stores only seem to open like 3 lines ever. I believe it's a way to make people look at the junk on the shelves. The stores themselves are seemingly only manned by like 10 people at any one time, 3-5 are in the checkout lines and the rest are just following customers around and asking them if they "need any help" (ie preventing shoplifters)

love these threads. this is where neckbeards defend themselves LIVE. this is a LIVE freakshow, boys -- like old Yea Forums. enjoy these moments.

Don't forget the only game you're socially allowed to play when taking a selfie of your super cool Switch out in public. Like pottery. Handhelds have existed since Gameboys in 1989, but these literal retards act like they've never heard of a portable game system. This shit is getting ridiculous with these Switch owners.

There are groups that try and guilt trip businesses into hiring retards here who end up costing more than actually useful employees and they’re almost impossible to fire

>dude you shouldn't hire the mentally disabled!
>what, government hand outs?! GET A JOB!

Thanks...? How does that answer my question. Are all these cringelords buying a Switch, one game, and playing it forever? Because don't lie, everytime one of these pictures is posted, you know what games on the screen.

>going through cashiers instead of using self checkout
literally why, fuck cashiers

Oh yeah dude, cringe! You wouldn't believe it dude, cringe! Everything is so cringe! What I don't realise is that I'm very insecure about my own self so when I say something else is "cringe" it's because I'm experiencing second-hand embarrassment because I put myself in their situation because I have a lot of empathy because I'm overall a very sensitive person. I'm very sensitive and I put myself in someone else's position because I have empathy but when I say something is cringe I want to fight that off because I don't want to feel like a good person but maybe I am.

Nah fuck that, CRINGE.

based. You will not find one person self-aware enough to point out how cringey this behavior is, on the contrary, you will only find defensive Switch owners. It's amazing.

It's because the retards who post pictures like this of themselves online are doing it for validation, so they use the most popular game they can.

Target doesn't have self check outs. At least none of the targets in my area.

You also cannot buy alcohol in self check outs.

I mean I guess if you're fat and ugly, otherwise it's trendy. Though if you're fat and ugly it will look like kids toy in your hands regardless

glad to see you've all changed your opinions on moni and decided to start respecting her, I knew it was only a matter of time before you all came around

>consuming alcohol
Degenerates

The boner you just gave me

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>A secure, kiss less virgin is still a failure whether he's okay with it or not

He isnt wrong and you guys just ignored the statement

you're welcome

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Self checkout lines put cashiers out of work. It's the first step in having jobs humans used to do be automated. That may be more convenient for you today, but in the long run, this is going to be a serious problem. Some people are conscious of that.

Haha oh fuck what a faggot holy shit. You can't be more insecure than this.

Her shirt and the color of the carts match with the Switch's colors.
Also who the fuck takes off both a switch AND a cell phone to take a picture of the switch at the same time from a 20 minute wait? Just go play the god damn thing, why does everything need to be taken a picture of?

Back to Saudi Arabia, Muhammad

>why can't I get a girlfriend Yea Forums?
>also Yea Forums
>Dude what are you insecure lol I play my Switch in public all the time

more sexy clowns. Fuck this console war shit. Sexy clown thread.

For five dollar Beetlejuice?

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Maybe he wanted to

He needs to take a picture because he needs to signal his undying loyalty to Nintendo. He needs to do it in a grocery line because there's almost no real opportunity to use it in public.

It's still being bought every week by people who haven't played it. Are you slow?

Imagine carrying this with you everywhere you go.

Massive projection

it is a child's toy

Because touch screens are the worst possible controls available. Even early motion controls respond better

Some people need to be. It’s called society. Join us.

>Yea Forums is one person

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Convenience for me now is more important than someone else's job of the future. At the scale automatisation can be achieved within few decades it's irrelevant whether you're socially conscious about it or not, unless the governments will intervene just to prolong the inevitable crash of status quo

This board is riddled with zoomer normalfags

I'm going to fucking kill you little faggot fucks

It still looks like a Fisher price toy no matter who is using it

whenever i'm waiting somewhere and i see these autists playing switch in public it just makes me wish i had brought mine

why is everyone fat?

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Where the fuck does one find clown porn?

Lol with what your gameboy?

Only retards play in public

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>Some people need to be. It’s called society. Join us.
>BOTTOM TEXT

Only customer service jobs will be automated because they are bullshit jobs that customers can do themselves. AI is a meme, can't even stack boxes.

cringe

check out marshmallowmaximus

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The cashier, guy in jacket leaviny, other guy behind him, and the woman in the blue shirt are not fat.

Yeah? Ok. I don't know what a fischer price toy looks like lol

This chick do anything harder or just softcore stuff? Not saying to post it, just wondering.

you gonna bludgeon someone with a bing bing wahoo 64 cartridge

Oh don’t go shooting up music festivals then.

based

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>AI is a meme
Like space travel and TV
>little people inside a light box doing things
lmao insane

>go out camping
>just sit there and do the same thing you'd do at home

>Literal "and everyone was _" story
Go back to Twitter faggot.

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softcore and all teasey bullshit.

whoops somebody already posted that one

>Two different priced Ant Bully
only in America

This

No they aren't.

all soft from what i've seen

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One time when I worked at the waffle house there was this furry who came in and put everything he ordered on his waffles and rolled it up and ate it. He played his switch (arms) while he waited. He came alone.

Well, since it's clown shit I can still fap. If it was vanilla, yeah, would be worthless.

>whipping out your phone to play bing
okay
>whipping out your switch to play bing
BAD

non clown form

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You don't matter enough to the random people around you for them to judge you unless you're being actively loud and obnoxious

I'm far from being a normalshit and yet I loathe nintendosois autists
fuck off

welcome all gamers and retards! imagine a discord server that resembles an autistic mos eisley cantina: discord.gg/CDvVf4E

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Because if you weren't focused on playing BING BING WAHOO while around people, you could have friends or initiate a conversation like a normal human being and actually build connections. Rather, you go on Yea Forums to talk about how confident you are (which that person already remarked on) playing with your plastic toy in public. People think you're a manchild. That's fine. But don't expect things to change if you see nothing wrong with it, beta.

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>everyone clamoring over AAA Switch games
>too busy emulating Omega Boost on my jailbroken PSP

Sorry Zelda, but you're gonna have to get in line.

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popular game = updoots

>asian
Actually surprised.

a man of exquisite taste

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Oh that semondemon
all soft, There are rumors of more hardcore stuff but its just to bait whales.

Well they have
>BOTW port
>Smash, which is basically a port
................
>ps4 ports that run poorly

So yeah, it's pretty much BOTW :^)

>Yea Forums doesn't even mention OP is a redditor
What was meant by this?

nah just some mongoloid genes, probably eastern european origin in terms of family line.

Wagie here. I work at Target, and we'll typically call for more cashiers if it even takes a few minutes to get the people in line to get checked out. More cashiers up front is one of the things we hear most on our walkies.
>target doesn't have self checkouts
Mine does, we've got several. If one doesn't I want to know what they're fucking thinking

Just slight FAS and make up.

Wrong. I judge losers all of the fucking time, because I constantly make conversation with people. This is how connections are made, buckaroo. People interact with people that aren't 400 pounds and playing with a toy.

LMFAO OP. This is a reddit meme and a good at that mind you where you shop this guy’s switch into various backgrounds. It has been a joy to read through this thread and Yea Forums getting trolled epic style and actually responding seriously. Ahshahahahaha I wish I had an anime girl laughing pic so I could get more (You)’s

upvote and based lol

Project more, incel

Even if it was a 20 minute wait, it makes no sense that the cashier would tell him. He's got a three minute wait tops and took all that time to take that picture. He probably didn't even post it to Reddit until after he got home

holy fuck dude

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And people seriously thought we'd have flying cars in the 50s. TV is an extension of radio and space travel is just sitting in a rocket. AI is a meme.

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I never take my Switch outside. Why would you?

I'll play my 3DS on the subway because that's a 45 minute journey but that's about it. I never want to meet a disgusting slob that is willing to bash out a fucking Nintendo Switch while standing in line at a supermarket.

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"people don't judge you"
lmfao

They can think what they want because I’m not really a failure and a girl has kissed me because she wanted to—that aside, I don’t let that determine my self worth because there are loads of shitty people who aren’t failures and have gone on dates with girls who wanted to be there.

Insecure fagboiii

seeing her actually makes me fucking mad though because my ex had a similar body and i want it again so badly.

If you make conversations with people doing their shopping in the grocery store please kill yourself. You are not being friendly you are being a nuisance. No one but bored house wives or elderly people whose friends all died wants you to waste their time.

My gf worked at target in the center of seattle and no matter how many cashiers you have you're still going to get 30min+ queues at peak times. Not every target is a monolith built on the remains of a farming community now ravaged by oxycontin.

I have a slim figure and play my switch in public with friends on breaks all the time and no one gives a shit.

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>They can think what they want because I’m not really a failure and a girl has kissed me because she wanted to
W O W
Kissing!

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stores near niggers usually dont have self checkout because they steal constantly
like when you see pictures of fast food places with bulletproof barriers

Lotta projection here

Long Plane rides

You fucking retard. You better have the goddamn receipt with you. Even as a kid I wouldn't do that. I was terrified they'd accuse me of shoplifting.

Because am*ricans

This chick is fucking disgusting. Get some taste you fat lovers. Then again you guys play Switch in public

I do work at a smaller-scale store so I'm not used to huge numbers. I really do think there shouldn't be such huge hold-ups though.
Good point, but they are monitored (you can see yourself being recorded above) and there's often people patrolling the self-checkouts.

>You better carry your cell phone receipt bro, you wouldn't wanna get in trouble when you go to target

no, seriously, have sex

>slim figure
You mean skinnyfat because you're an underweight autist who forgets to eat when he plays.

Please never fucking talk to me ever you fedora wearing faggot.

Imagine actually thinking this. You're wrong. Met my fiancee by talking to her at Kohls. Women go out to be talked to. Seethe and cope.

>gaming in public

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What kind of weirdo prefers to drive miles from home and sit around at a national park just to play video games? Do 15% of Switch owners do this every time they want to play BotW?

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How often do you interact with people who aren’t the cashier at a fucking Target user
If I wanna socialize with someone why wouldn’t I go to, say, a bar or something

big gay detected

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The most pathetic thing about this picture is the social media component.

"I'm going to advertise my gaming device I purchased to my friends while waiting in line at the store. What a great photo op!"

Before cell phones, pictures were of important moments, or captured highlights. Now it's crap like this cluttering the internet.

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Why we can't get all along?

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>fat beefy hands
No surprises here.

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Loooooooow test

>Kohls
>grocery store

>being illiterate

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I don't write the rules, I merely enforce them.

Nope. I work out regularly, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Ah, special snowflake I see. Future tranny detected.

Middle panel is so cringe

Are you black by any chance? That's not something people generally are concerned about

based and moar

>i grew up being shamed for playing videogames in public so now as an adult i must shame people for playing videogames in public

Every day you seethe at nintendo.

>Dan Blizerian spending his dad's stolen money in an attempt to become a celebrity was FIVE YEARS ago

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>dicklet

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>target
>grocery store
???

Right, because the other two where a grown man is playing with a baby's first phone is not.

lol remember when this guy was gonna 'stop the vegas shooter' and ended up hiding in his truck?
dude is a grade a weirdo in other respects too but that shit was the funniest

that's the boomer meme idiot, not a fucking wojak...

There's a video of random steve posters on youtube getting mad at banjo kazooie, their idiotic Yea Forums lenguage, their high pitched voices, that collective noisy "humour" that wasn't funny and yelling for nothing. That's how I imagine you in real life, some pretentious kid wanting to fit in.

imagine getting so insecure about someone insulting your virginity status that you have to post a picture from 7 months ago of you getting your dick sucked

incel in spirit

>Important moments

Like my aunt’s vacation slides
Get the fuck out of here old man, people were just as vapid and shitty in your day

I got the one with the grey joycons and I regret it.

>playing games in public
>needing to play games in public

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redpilled

If he really thought that he wouldn't be taking out his phone to take a picture of himself playing a video game.
This shit is retarded.
It's like people who take pictures of people who are hurt and in need of assistance before helping them.

>screenshot
lol

a vacation that they worked hard to get and spent with family and friends IS an important moment you fucking tool

Yes they are.

>5 inches

LMAO I got more dick than you. Enjoy your ban, Hope it was worth showing off your unimpressive man meat

Retail worker here, during weekday daytime hours we have 1-2 people who can possibly get on register than aren't normally, generally one from the service desk and one from either grocery or produce. During morningevening/night hours, or during the weekend we rarely have even one additional body. In general we have 1 person working the desk, so if they have 0 people needing anything from lottery tickets, to bill pay, to returns, to western union, they might get on register.
Bonus points for anytime after 8pm, your lucky if we have 2 cashiers in the whole store, or 3 people at all after 11.

please fuck my boipucci

Trained monkeys. Did you hear that the "likes" on facebook and instagram might soon disappear?

They literally are.
I was out shopping and saw a 3 year old playing with a phone.
Phone posters are seething.

Why?

>dicklet gets more action than you
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO

Yes?

I once filmed my friend nearly falling off a balcony while he screamed for help, fucking hilarious desu.
this is the only good reply to this post lol, the rest of you are just as insecure as the fag you're replying to

imagine getting this mad over which toy is better than the other

>Guys? Why are you running?

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Grocery Stores - Giant Eagle, Acme, etc.
Target - 90% don't have groceries
???

>admitting to being a dicklet

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>january
lol

>Did you hear that the "likes" on facebook and Instagram might soon disappear?
If that happened Facebook and Instagram would disappear also.
The only reason people post on them anymore is to gain approval from their peers.
Women delete their posts and repost them if they don't get enough likes.

2019
He doesnt buy groceries online
Kek

>being ashamed of your hobby when its mainstream and accepted

god white people are pathetic

I think playing a switch in public like in line or inbetween errands is a bit much, but if someone's playing a switch while sitting down in a food court or something, who gives a shit?
I still get in like 2-3 turns in advance wars on a phone emulator if I'm in line for more than 5 minutes

It's because the other guy is an obvious I AM SILLY strawmen but the middle panel is the artist's self insert, who ironically is a raging faggot in spite of trying to look rational. He actually loses the argument too, lol

Unrelated. but I've been thinking of buying a cheap laptop so i can do work on my breaks at work rather then just sit in a break room staring at a ceiling for an hour and i'd rather not bring a handheld or game on my phone.

Whats a good cheap, low performance notebook that can run notepad ++? and maybe photoshop?

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>Giant Eagle
yinzer detected

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bro thats cp

based

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>Implying i get less action than you
>Implying it even matters

Your dick is on the internet, now. Along with that girl’s face. You just doxxed her. I’m never gonna be pathetic enough to attempt to prove some nameless nobodies on the internet that I’m not pathetic, but you just did

Target ran test markets for carrying groceries, any of them that were used still have them. They decided to roll it back, but there isn't a point stripping the ones that have it until the next remodel anyway. Plus, contracts with various vendors are in place, so despite barely being profitable, it's worth maintaining short term.

>Women delete their posts and repost them if they don't get enough likes.
That's all about to change. They've already tested it in Canada and soon Australia and US will follow. You can still like something, but you cannot see how many likes there are. Only the person who posted it can see

????
where the fuck do you live
every target I've gone to has an abundance of groceries. Maybe not as big as walmart, but definitely sizable

i have nothing against people playing their switch in public but i find it pretty pointless when mobile games exist
>durr gacha waaaah touch controls
ok faggot, i'll enjoy max payne on my next plane trip and neo turf masters when i'm in the security queue while you post the same threads over and over
also phone games are free lol

I WANT FUNNY CLOWN PUSSY THAT HONKS WHEN I POKE IT WITH MY DICK

>Never been to a super target
They literally all have them here. there isnt a thing as a normal target in cali anymore.

playing video games in public is less cringey than hip-hop people being loud and playing their noise

I live in Cali and no targets have groceries around me. It's just a basic retail store.

Look on craigslist or ebay right after a semester ends if you are in a college town, alternatively get the cheapest thing you can find during black friday. They sell those at a loss to clear inventory, and while out of date they should serve your purposes just fine.

im using a cheap laptop right now that does the things you want its some lenovo thinkpad

why is no one posting the fat clown slut anymore

switch games are free too if you aren't a mouthbreathing retard or a late adopter. t. cfw emunand and free games

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>I live in Cali and no targets have groceries around me.

No you don't the entirety of the inland empire has fucking super targets and its the shittiest place here.

>If one doesn't
Try 15

based retard

she barely has any content and the clown content has all been posted basically. just find more of her on your own if you want generic braphog teasing whore pics of her. marshmallowmaximus and her sister is doublemaximus

they love showing off, not playing games
in any country with shitty people (like 99% of them) you would get robbed easily
I don't even bring my netbook to most trips anymore

Not him. Live in Oakland and no they aren't.

How did you know he was a furry?

Cool bro. Target is a grocery store in all locations where I live

Nowhere near as convenient as just using a pirate app market, also no way to trick inapp purchases which plague console games now as well. Also, having to carry around a slab + joycons instead of just my phone which i have anyway. Maybe if freeshop becomes a thing again lol, 3ds piracy was hilarious.

Places where you will literally never be questioned for playing video games as an adult in public:
food court
any public transport or transit station (bus, train, etc)
library
airport gate
airplane

If you travel a lot, the switch + good novels are the best ways you can entertain yourself.

i'm all out of her stuff now, unfortunately

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But it isn't a strawman, that's how people see that gaudy tablet with colorful plumbers and turtles jumping around on it.

I'm not ashamed, fool. There are literally never moments where I would want or even need to play a game outside my home. You're taking away from the experience of a game, in my opinion. When you're outside, read a fucking book or use your phone. I don't even recommend fags playing games on their phones.

Games are for home, to relax the brain and engage the imagination. Shame has nothing to do with it. Common sense does though

Isn't Oakland basically Detroit 2?

Crocs are only socially acceptable for people older than 60

You don't know what a strawman argument is.

Lmao. I remember seeing a neckbeard looking cunt at uni pull out his ds while waiting for a lecture to begin. I'm a weirdo that gets zero pussy but even I was cringing hard

>playing an immersive adventure game in public while standing hunched over a cart, under the glare of fluorescent lights and people noises all around you
That's gonna be a hard no from me senpai. I'd rather stand there and plan my escape route if a gunman bursts in and starts shooting up the place.

This. Who the fuck considers Target a grocery store, even if they have groceries? Walmart and Target aren't grocery stores even if you use your fucking food stamps there. They never were. Walmart can definitely be argued now, but it's still seen as a retail store. Target is just a casual hangout retail "cool" store in comparison. Thinking Target is a grocery store is dumb as fuck. What grocery stores have clothes, games, toys, desks, bookshelves, car materials, tires, etc. etc. etc.

Yea Forums arguging semantics for 400 posts just so they can justify playing a toy instead of getting laid. Protip; that's still worse even in a grocery store

>ridiculously easy and simple
>plays NSMBDU Luigi levels as Luigi
>WTF THIS ISNT EASY!?!?!?

You don't socialize much, do you?

Or boats.

never forget that this makes you look like an ADD child

If you can't shop at either a Whole Foods or Natural Grocers, you literally live in backwater trash

thanks Yea Forums I want to fuck clowns now

Concession accepted

Meijer is primarily a grocer, yet has electronics, clothes, outdoor equipment etc.
Kroger also has their Marketplace stores that have the same.
What grocer do you frequent that lacks all of that?

eh, people have different preferences. I love my grey joycons, although I would be lying if i said I didn't want the red joycons

this post screams self confidence

Nobody actually cares what you do in public. This isn't 1982. Stop pushing this old outdated stereotype from your own insecurity to do what you feel is right.

/master thread

Threads over everyone. It's locked. Go home. Make a sandwich. and don't you dare reply back to this post. I said it's over.

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>20 minute wait for cashier
no
fuck that
I'm out

These

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Kys samefag

they are. every time I go to the store I always see a kid with a phone. Not a tablet not a switch but a phone and it's almost always an iphone

Do you not wear hats in public because you think people are judging you for wearing one? Fag

If you're playing a Nintendo switch in public, you are long past the point of caring what people thinking about you

>/
>Whole foods
Literally one of the worse grocers in existence with the cheapest output. You said good and you didn't mention stater bros? The only Backwater trash is you.

Try to catch me first blobtenddie

you can't tell me what to do
i won't succumb to reverse psychology so easily

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You know how I know you're posting every other post? Because of autistic words like "backwater" in every post of yours'

how the fuck you carrying around a goddamn switch in public

Being honest with you I'd go for size rather than specs if you plan on using it as a glorified typewriter, anything DELL that's 13" is easy to work on and carry around, just stay away from ultrabooks and that kind of meme

people on Yea Forums are so much more sensitive than on any other board, it must be autism mixed with underage

This. I used to work for a place that did historical field trips for kids and we had 500+ kids a day sit down and listen to us talk. I think I saw one, ONE switch out of my entire time there, it was always phones, ipads, and tablets. I even saw a gba sp for fucks sake. and this was back in 2017 when the switch was supposedly a "hot item"

what's so funny is this is just some retard wanting an excuse to post they have a switch in public. There is nothing about the situation that merits broadcasting that, handhelds have been a thing for 30 years and phone games have been a solid 15 years. The fucker is so lonely that they need to share this shit online to masses that can and have done this shit for longer than they have lived.

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They fought for you, faggot. The least you can do is do something with your life instead of posting on degenerate message boards

Live in Ohio. Most targets don't have grocies. Target is where lots of women go when bored. It's definitely easy to flirt there. But obviously Yea Forums wouldn't know that since they're too busy with their face in their toy

You literally posted "backwater you mook. I was quoting your own words.

well I'm sure they care but they don't say shit which means caring what others think is on par of fearing ghost under your bed

look at this fucking boomer going to target to pick up the chicks as he would call them
how is the saggy tits and single moms treating you?

That is fucking gold. Holy shit

Have sex

You must not live anywhere near the 3Cs user, because every Target in the Columbus, Cleveland, and Cincinnati area have grocery sections.

>Being this new
Yiiikes.

Good job user, you saved us all

lol cringe!!!!

On my way to your mom's then

>You must not live anywhere near the 3Cs user
No shit retard, he already said he lives in Ohio. O HIO. not C HIO

She's in Saint Memorial Cemetary in OKC. Want a shovel?

What fucking cashier would tell you you're wait time? This isn't a fast food restaurant.

dont you have onion bottles to open or some other shit?

already inside the coffin having a good time
you jelly?

Who gives a shit? Who wants to associate with this board their whole fucking life anyway?

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>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.

Its already too late for you user. You're here forever. enjoy your stay.

Are these supposed to be exclusive?

Why do faggots who take these pictures always look like they're trying to sneak the picture? Are they afraid of these people they consider pathetic?

Nah we used to smash and it was nothing special, go wild

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>not buying a black case

thanks bro she's tight af

>some guy brings his switch every day and just plays it through the 3 hour class
>professor doesn't give a shit
>ask him why
>"guy's got the highest grades in the class"

how?

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Retarded europoor

Why are all cashiers in American stores so painfully slow?

Okay Quentin

the raw power of autism

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

some people throw their mcdonald's boxes out their car window too. i don't choose to do that. Same line of thinking, I try hard to not use self-checkout lines when there are cashiers working. Those people have families, it doesn't cost me anything to spare a thought for them.

It's common courtesy to not make a spectacle of the poor guy in person but still snap a pic to make fun of him on the internet.

I love how you sad fucks immediately adopt hole logic because you are seething at someone enjoying (NOT MY TOY BRAND!). So hilarious reading you guys trying to deny another dude holes. I fuck my gf all the time and cum in her pussy 100% of the time. Then we play switch and PS4 and do whatever the fuck we want because we don't care for you fedora faggots. All my 30+ year old friends have Switches and PS4s and we play whatever the fuck is fun. Have sex.

Sorry the vita died :)

Switch is the thinking man's platform. All the best posters here own one. Even when they shit on Nintendo, that's part of the fun

they get paid by the hour, retard

>Getting into arguments about which maymay is which
What a fucking faggot.
He was called feelguy before you meme loving zoomers came to waste space.

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Literally projecting hard af
No one plays Switch outside their house except manchildren

nobody fucking talks to random people they find in target retard. projector spotted.

>just plays it through the 3 hour class
fake and gay, his battery would run out half way through

*dabs*

Alright, I'll bite.

>underpowered
Compared to..? It's a handheld. nobody is expecting it to rival a 2K built PC with custom parts. This just seems like semantics.
>gimmick
Non issue. If you're going to complain about features go into detail. "Gimmick" means nothing.
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
Well yes, that's the point. You don't need power when on the Go. Thats for setting up on a TV.
>dock scratches screen
If you're not careful, sure i guess? Not really an issue unless you yourself aren't aware of your things.
>cheap, flimsy joycons
Cheap? Anything but. Each joy con is about $40, $80 counting both of them. i'd say this is your only logical complaint i agree with.
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
Again, semantics. you stated no issues here, only a personal opinion which isnt even factually correct. Go into more detail.
>insufferable, delusional community
..I'm sorry what? Why are you even associating with a community to begin with, did you learn nothing from your high school internet days? Again, thats a you issue.
>manchildren love it
Define "Manchildren" because that isn't a word. The word you're looking for is juvenile challenged adult.
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
I';m not even going to comment on how utterly racist that statment is. Discarded.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
And this has what to do with the switch again...? I thought your argument was against the switch, now you're talking about people who play smash? what?

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He's not playing Zelda, he's taking a picture of Zelda to get fake internet praise.

>Kiddytendo manchildren actually damage controlling for the cringe-inducing man-child in the OP
Embarrassing.

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what said

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people are constantly judging everything you do, only someone who would play a switch in public would be so sheltered to think otherwise

you dont understand the point of this image in the least, do you?

it's actually meant to demonstrate how ridiculous it is that those things are acceptable but playing your game toy isn't for some reason.

Why were there a 20 minute wait? Did the cashier have siesta or something?

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Is there a specific date for when the new Switch models are going to be available?

I've pretty much given up on waiting for a Switch Pro.

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I own a switch and cringe at these people.

>missed out on free and easy piracy because of a hardware exploit in exchange for some more battery life

lol get cucked dude

>Standing up while playing video games
i'd pass the fuck out, jesus

>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
Again, what? You're making less and less sense every post. Nobody is embarassed their own investments. this again, sounds like a you issue.
>horrible online, overpriced.
If $10 a year is overpriced, i want to come live wherever you do. I pay $90 a month for decent internet.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
Again, sounds more like a finanical problem on your end. it took me one paycheck to pay off my switch and no negative loss. do you work? That's probably your issue. Work from home jobs might be your solution.
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner
Oncme again. thios has nothing to do with the switch. you are on Yea Forums and the internet in general, way too much if something like this bothers you that much. I recomend sunlight and a good iced tea. passionfruit pinapple, is a good choice.

He would have been shot by the cops

>Active shooter situation
>Cops unsure who or where shots are coming from and how many shooters
>Retarded gun nut grabs his gun to run out and play Punisher

If you run around with a gun in that situation the cops will shoot you no questions asked.

picture made by a literal high schooler

>how did you know he was a furry

because he probably bounced into the IHOP looking like this. Just a hunch.

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>this pasta
Rent free my man

>Nobody actually cares what you do in public
Step outside. Talk to people. Have sex with girls. Lose weight.

Shut the fuck up. He was the savior Yea Forums needed but you all kicked him out and now look at us.

Wrong.
>I'm antisocial so everyone else must be too
Humans are social creatures based off sex. It literally doesn't matter where. Do you think the same of malls, which target is basically just a mini version of? What a sad teen life you must have had

Ye

tenders out in full force today jesus

Based and saved

Quentin still triggering manchildren in 2019

There's only a handful of games worth playing on the thing as-is, the fuck do I need to pirate them for?

I'm not that much of a cheap fuck.

Do they really do that?

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based. and redpilled.

You really think Yea Forums would be better if we were more socially acceptable? Sincerely curious as to your train of thought

I own a Switch and don't think I've ever taken it out of my house except for twice to take it to my friend's before they bought their own
OP is good bait, but if not bait, embarassing and blue pilled

I live in OC. They all have grocery sections comparable to walmart

>Babe Pig in the City priced higher than Ant Bully
this truly is a meritocracy

>Ant bully
Based

Sweetie, that's not how you use the word "projecting". Now run along and play your cute single player souls shit rehash because literally nobody in your life wants to spend time with you.

Thats not even the same location. talk about cherry picking. You're comparing a desolate mountain and a lush field. Hell you even SEE death mountain in the lower image. who are you trying to fool?

>I cant even go 20 minutes without being entertained. Awesome.

>wasting precious shekels on a worthless shell

are you Donut steel?

What poor ass college do you go to where you don't have outlet access for laptops?

Talking with autistic incel losers isn't fun, so yeah, kinda. Yea Forums isn't this bad, Yea Forums isn't this bad, Yea Forums isn't this bad, /fit/ isn't this bad
Yea Forums is full of autists that can't even have the introspection to see it

There's literally nothing wrong with shopping at Target.

he probably has all those indies on his computer for a lot cheaper

Based

cringe

it really is holy shit

>posting Quentin
That dude literally had to draw himself with friends because he was such a friendless beta incel who almost shot up a school

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these are future mothers of sons who will do this and daughters of fathers who did this

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>I constantly make conversation with random people

are you actually a sperg?

it's the biggest game that fits on the console so playing it in public feels like a novelty

I'm sure the game TRANSFORMS from turd to ps4pro just because you moved to another pile of nothing! those CEMU HD graphics on PC zoomed in on the grass prove that right!

I mean if you don't want to talk to autistic losers, why Yea Forums?

hips or gtfo

Sorry the vita died :)

It ain't 1775 where the only fun things to do were farming and waiting to die from a minor infection.
We live in an age where entertainment is readily accessible. Stop being bored on purpose and get with the times.

bitch I'm the consumer I don't give a fuck

Just bought a switch and the only place I’ve taken it to is work. I play smash with my cousin during break time and people who pass by stop and watch us have fun.

switchfags honestly believe that people don't view them as manchildren for playing with their bing bing toy in public, just because they're too polite to say anything.

You somehow don't realize the irony of worshiping an insecure manchild while calling others manchildren.

This thread is filled with nothing but insecure incel spergs getting mad about the fact that not everyone cares about you playing with your toy.

Being scared of people finding out that you have a hobby doesn't make you mature. It makes you a autist. Also you're posting on Yea Forums, so yeah. You're not as badass and cool as you think you are.

5 people in line, 20 min, is this normal in murica?

You're mental. I'm talking about thew two images. you posted concept art and compared it to a place that isn't even where the concept art takes place. Go back and find the exact spot, (You can clearly see the ravine in the background so this shouldn't be hard for you) and then we'll talk and discuss your dilemas. Until then you're going to just have to deal with being wrong.

grince

N-n-no we were all cringing at you! That right we all made fun of you and bullied you! Oh fuck I hate my life

>he thinks video games are a hobby

don't forget to wear armor

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Your mom did this shit too, I'm sure. She probably is embarassed that you can't

what cartoon is this from again?

>No, but maybe some people should also be more aware of what they look like to everyone else.

Work in hospitality, watch adults fuck up something as basic as feeding themselves, and then see if you care about the opinions of a bunch of cutlery stealing cunts. I've seen families leave the tables where the cleanest spot was where the fucking child was sitting. Cigarette butts in gravy trays, chewing gum stuck under plates. If these people don't care about presenting themselves as respectable adults then why the fuck should I?

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>people are constantly judging everything you do
I remember being 18

>playing videos games with video game toys in public
Why would any of you do this? Handheld consoles look goody and childish as hell, especially Nintendo trash. The reason people laugh at and make fun of you for playing your Switch or 3DS is public is because the people who play games out in public on handhelds are either 1. children or 2. unkempt manchildren. It also shows that you're too addicted to gaming. Are you telling me you can't go a couple hours in the outside world without your gaming fix? Is it too hard to do something else to sate your boredom while out in public like reading an ebook, listening to music or watching a video instead of playing some retarded Mario BING BING 1UP WAHOO game? Is it also too much to ask the sort of manchildren who play Pokemon out in the open to "clean your room"? You know, work on your personal life? Working out at the gym, being at a healthy weight, showering and applying deodorant, wearing normal clothing that isn't cargo shorts and "GAMERS NEVER DIE WE HAVE 1000 LIVES" tees? Part of the backlash you experience is simply because you look like a mess of a person.

It's not even about the kiddie Nintendo garbage you play, it's more to do with the fact that you're too attached to gaming. You can play your Nintendo shit indoors for all I care but when you're out in public, everyone judges you silently whether they want to admit it or not and first impressions are everything.

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Post a picture of yourself

I don't think you know how many guys and girls had threesomes

>mfw the Switch looks more like a toy than a fucking literal fisher price tablet.

>still shilling Labo FOR FREE

Botw sucks.

>there are awful trashy people that I hate dealing with and would never associate with
>why shouldn't I act like them?

Didn't read a word

>Work in hospitality
It sounds like you work in a restaurant. It's your job to clean up the mess people leave behind.

>that not everyone cares about you playing with your toy.
People think less of you if you act like a manchild. The fact that you have to pretend that this isn't the case - that society and people are not superficial - is quite sad and delusional on your part.

Just because you can't doesn't mean people don't

>? Is it too hard to do something else to sate your boredom while out in public like reading an ebook, listening to music or watching a video instead of playing some retarded Mario BING BING 1UP WAHOO game?

i know it's bait but just for fun, virtually nobody does anything but NPC tier shit on their phone like cookie clicker or facebook. worse yet, swiping on apps like tinder. watching a movie is less engaging than playing a game since nobody is going to be sitting around watching citizen kane, they're going to be watching some shitty rom com or other popcorn flick. not to mention it's pretty difficult to concentrate on and fully enjoy a book in public due to the riffraff.

if by chance you are being genuine, i'm sorry you feel that way about yourself and the things you want to do man. i hope that you can find your inner peace.

youtube.com/watch?v=NTRuMcpCSgw

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How is using Tinder worse than playing on a switch lmfao

Has any of you actually ever seen someone play on a Switch or DS in public IRL? I haven't.

ref up those statistics that show me the 99% overlap of non-virgins and people who had threesomes

October 8 for a model with improved battery life

>that cashier looking back in disgust

t. ranny

>WE NEVER DIE WE HAVE 1000 LIVES!

This right here shows how socially uneducated you are. "Gamers" don't wear those kind of shirts, generic nintendo/gamer shirts are things normal people wear to follow a trend. "Gamers" wear franchise specific shirts that cater to their niche interests. Example: Yesterday at work i had a customer wearing a "
Its an anime thing, you wouldn't understand Baka!" tee shirt that was obviously too small for him. THAT. is a tried and true manchild shirt.

I've seen a few people with switch in public. I ignored them.

did you miss the
>NPC tier shit
part? if you don't think meaningless "right good left bad" selfie whoring shit is pathetic, then you my friend are an NPC and part of the problem.

Sorry you got bullied as a child and still get bullied as an adult. Speak up, maintain eye contact, and stop fucking mumbling when you speak. Least of all, have sex.

I'm a successful /biz/nessman with a net worth in the multiple millions and I play my switch in public all the time. What are you going to do about it?

>he's still trying to equate gaming to every other activity as a hobby on neutral grounds
Only manchildren/womanchildren play games. I'm sorry you need to hear this but this is the truth. Gaming is not and will never be on the same level of seriousness as all those other activities you listed. It's not about the productivity of those non-gaming hobbies, it's the fact that gaming is a hobby for manchildren and immature people.

I'm immature myself which is why I play games on my PC. And yet I know better to not take out my phone and play a game in front of my boss or older coworkers because Im not a shut-in incel who doesn't understand the nuances of society, I have to put out a positive impression out in public due to the nature of my job
>inb4 noooooooooooooooooooooo you're just a sheep!

he announced it loudly every time he walked in
he was also gay and black

It's my job to make the food. And didn't your parents teach you to eat WITHOUT making a mess? Swear to fucking Christ I want to give these cunts a bib that says BIG BOY and make choo-choo noises while I feed them without slopping that shit everywhere.
>playing videogames on my switch on break is the same as being a thoughtless slob who eats like a toddler.

>look at this person acting silly I found on reddit!
How about you go back?

At one point Gameboy was the only portable electronic entertainment device. Now there are so many options it makes zero sense to use a handheld gaming console. Just use your phone. That's why the Vita died and it's why Nintendo will die if they decide to continue with an obsolete handheld model.

No one takes incels like you seriously.

Dude, no. I'm sorry but grow the fuck up. I work a job in suit and tie clean fresh pressed shirts, 8 hours a day and played my 3DS daily on my breaks. Nobody gave a fuck, in fact my co-workers came to me to ask game recomendations. You are way behind the times if you think you can't make a good impression in your work ethic AND enjoy your hobbies at the same time. Honestly pity you.

Why is it so easy to trigger Nincels by just posting Quentin tier memes?

Sounds like cowardice. Pathetic.

What is this post even saying
How is trying to get laid worse than being a manchild

I agree wholeheartedly but there is a double standard involved with normalfags who play angry birds and candy crush. Personally, the most I would ever play on my phone is 2048 pr a chess game app.

Honestly I would. but theres nothing worth long term play.

My switch exists to play the games that it gets exclusively, which i'd rather have fun playing comofrtably on my TV inbstead of over a tiny screen.

Not to mention switches are still big targets. people will steal them if they know they can turn a profit off it.

>i'm sorry you feel that way about yourself and the things you want to do man. i hope that you can find your inner peace.

and presenting a dutiful responsible persona at work is completely besides the point. (which by the way, playing a game on your phone doesn't detract from.) playing games does not equate to autism. one of the greatest, most mature and well rounded people i know has a basement full of pinball machines and an expensive gaming PC. he's a highly paid professional working in the medical industry. is he 'immature'? obviously not. being a sperg and enjoying gaming are different things, user.

I was trying to imply that not many people in the world had threesomes just because they're sexually active

>no u are
Ebin. The world is a wonderful place and life is an amazing experience. Love it or leave it. Nobody fucking cares.

I'm glad there are boomers here that still remember Quentin and the diamond dogs

You don't have friends, do you?

I have a friend whose job requires him to travel and he also has to use his phone a lot for work related stuff. He couldn't risk wasting battery on his phone while working, so he has a handheld as well on him to keep himself awake/entertained so he don't miss his stop on the subway/bus for where he need to go, while not wasting his phone's battery.

you're dealing with the sort of people who will pay 300 dollars for a handheld

>t
>Is he immature
>Owns a basement full of pinball machines when you can just emulate them, wasting not only potential sales in which he could gain off retro fanatic starry eyed losers (like you), but actively pays for the maintenence behind them JUST to keep them.

You poor soul.

as a switch owner, i would cringe too. do you seriously need to take your switch to fucking target lol. just use your phone fucking man children

or he could just spend $10 and get an external charger

This. When you're around normalfag millenials and boomers who are still the majority in the grown up world, you still hear the bias towards vidya. It is what it is, im not gonna purposefully stick out as a sore thumb and out myself as an autist, I can play my bing bing when Im at home.

My friends are all alcoholics who will 100% guaranteed put down and pick up the wrong joycons if they were all the same color. Color coding is retard-proof.

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he does emulate them as well, for the record. hence the PC. He restores and flips them as he gets tired of playing them. His Wizard of Oz machine is fucking incredible to behold in action. I'd never buy one since they take up too much space and I don't have the knowhow to maintain it myself, but that's his hobby. Pins and games. You seem like you're really unhappy with your life if you choose to see things that way man. Hope you feel better soon.

>and out myself as an autist.
As someone who worked teaching kids on the spectrum i don't think you have a clue what autism is, and just parrot the rest of the internet with serious headcases like chris chan. If you think "autism" as a whole is some kind of plague to be avoided, you show you know absolutely nothing and what those with it are capable of.

>I’m immature myself

Well you’ve demonstrated as much

More than you, incel. Most of my friends dont play games and the two who still play games are guys who actually have their shit together.

Grow up. Get laid, Talk to people other than manchildren. Take more responsibilities. This echo chamber of a website is lying to you if you think it's okay to catch em all in public. If you're over 20, you should know better. If you're under 20, well it's understandable why an autistic underaged incel like you is against the facts.

>If I change my story ever so slightly i'll come out on top!
Yeah no. stick with your first fake story kid.

This. It helps that I'm close friends with a lot of my co-workers, but I work mid upper level management for factory work supervising flyover factory floor country types in the midwest, they types you might think would shun you for vidya. No, they literally don't care, and most cases are interested. It's only the 60y/o boomer soon to be retired grey hairs that might care because fuck them they are angry all the time anyway. Literally every other generation grew up on videogames.

>w-why do people laugh at me when I worship a professional incel!

it's not even a fake story user. I'm sorry that your life is devoid of meaningful people. I love that guy. Honestly before hanging out with him I had zero interest in Pinball, but now I think it's pretty cool.

Nice blog. But you don't have any friends. Incel.

>I work a job in suit and tie clean fresh pressed shirts, 8 hours a day
whoa I better listen to you then

He posted memes that accurately reflected what they secretly don't want to admit. It's sad that there are people out there who think you'll be taken seriously if you take your bing bing 1up out in public. It's like they only hang out with the same retards who think like them and thus aren't exposed to the normal world.

I can't wait for Yea Forums in 30 years.
>Everyone grew up on vidya'
>Stigmatism will die and go away entirely
>Boomer/.zoomer dies and instead the new AAoomers rise up and purify the internet
>resurgence of 2006 where everyone just plain likes vidya.

>Inb4 i won't be here in 30 yea-
Yes you will. you're here forever.

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>When you're around normalfag millenials and boomers who are still the majority in the grown up world, you still hear the bias towards vidya
Lmao, no. All normies play vidya dumbass

You see, you quickly shifted to useless personal attacks once you've lost the argument.

Why are you angry at me for telling you the truth? Just get laid and lose weight, incel. We're done here.

You worship a deadbeat ex med hoarder user. it's okay to admit you have stockholme syndrome. You see his success and want to emulate it but know you could never even come close. just don't let him touch you.

I feel like at some point Yea Forums will be a placeholder page but I guess I hope I'm wrong

You weren't here in 2006, clearly. Yea Forums was always Yea Forumslite until the autists took over and took ironic shitposting about games as truth and completely misconstrued it, causing everyone here to be miserable autistic cunts who iRoNiCaLlY hate every game

You very well damn better.

try as you might you won't bait me into posting pictures of his really cool basement! I think he tends to post his set ups online on pinning forums so I wouldn't want to accidentally dox him.

Nah bro you need to judge him and berate him. He is doing something that WE AS A SOCIETY can't have so punish him for having fun

>You see, you quickly shifted to useless personal attacks once you've lost the argument.
See

>Lmao, no. All normies play vidya dumbass
You sound so assblasted, just stop nigga. We've all had that bitchy aunt make a remark on how you should stop playing games at a family dinner. People are ignorant but they are still people and Im not gonna act like one of those caricatures of Quentin's comics just to spite them.

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>fat
everytime

Fuckin fag

I really hate how true this still is. Im guilty of it myself, I used to work at (fucking) gamestop back in a summer during high school and I would never think well of the smelly fat neckbeards who come in store. And if im guilty of judging fellow neckbeards while being one myself, imagine what normies think

I like how you talk as if you're a Chad, but it's obvious that your'e flawed, otherwise you wouldn't even be on this site.

Dunno why you have to attack us, we're all struggling together brother. If you have a shit job or overall life, don't take it out on us, please, Get help, not sex.

>We've all had that bitchy aunt make a remark on how you should stop playing games at a family dinner.
I've honestly never heard this, and i get to hear bitching about
>the gays
and how the democrats are ruining the country, or how they aren't racist, but what's with all those blacks and indians moving into town now?

You sound extremely assblasted and just need to stop. Boomers are a minority now. A vast minority. The majority are millenials who all grew up on videogames. Stop your obsessive compulsive insecurities and live life. Also have sex incel

You are worthless.

people tend to hate things that are similar to themselves more so than those just minding their own business, user. it's why you have closeted gays vehemently declaring that being gay should be illegal, etc. our own hatred for our own perceived flaws are amplified and projected onto others.

>It's not even about the kiddie Nintendo garbage you play, it's more to do with the fact that you're too attached to gaming.
Im pretty sure its the Nintendo garbage

this is why you make minimum wage 10 minutes is way too long for that line

Outside of emulation and a few ports mobile has fuck all actually worth playing, and the games worth playing are ruined by the absence of controllers.