Keep talking about "cumbrains" and I'll scalp you. Cut the top part of your skull off. Masturbate over it and ejaculate on your exposed brain matter. Fuck memes and fuck you.
Keep talking about "cumbrains" and I'll scalp you. Cut the top part of your skull off...
this is your brain on porn
Fuck your shitty anime.
Okay, cumbrain.
I like Ampharos
rage more, cumbrain
Have sex.
Is cumbrain the newest buzzword used by a literal who on the internet and 15 yr olds picked it up?
scalping is just removing the skin, btw
Yes.
m
>have memeword filtered
>enjoy all the titty posting that is made out of spite
Why aren't you winning like me?
If isekaishiiters are opposed to cumbrain posting I might have to take up cumbrain posting myself
I can't belive I tricked myself into thinking 2 hit multi target attack might be better than all the other isekai garbage
Are you mad cause you have cumbrain OP?
Sad.
trannies trying to annoy incels
>cumbrain
broke
>cunnybrain
woke
is this what you retards have come to do now?
just force buzzwords and meme phrases into existence? fucking retards
>Peanut brained autists that can only talk about how hard something makes their tiny dicks get angry people don't give a shit what they jerk off too.
You know what you remind me of?
Fags
Fags and their fag parades that feel the need to tell me the fecal matter polluted dicks in their mouth.
You're not interesting, it's not funny, fuck off
That's a fork.
Don't know what this cumbrain thing is, but I like how hard it's pissing off waifufags weebshitters.
>SEETHING porn addict cumbrain
Did your circlejerk threads get interrupted? Keep shitting up the board with your constant horny attention whoring and keep getting called cumbrain
Where did this originate? Yea Forums?
>why don't you want more off topic fap threads?!?!?
buzzword brain is just as bad as cum brain.
Bravo
Indeed.
unbased
Go to prison fucking pedophile c*umbrain.
*might be different to all the other isekai garbage
All the cumbrains collectively freaking out is hilarious.
Cunny is such a fucking garbage fetish, right alongside feet and yuri.
You know I was reading a post about some user wanting to kill himself. Why would ever kill yourself when cumming feels so fucking good? I am totally non ironic
>c*mbrain burying his head in the ground while jerking off
>I NEED PORN IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEE
I get cumbrain but what about the m? I don't get it
Based trips and based Ampharos poster
It's about time we took our board back from these """"people"""".
Based. Everybody else is a retard though.
>c..cumbrain!
So just stop thinking with your dick for literally every decision
HOLY BASED + CHECKED
Did this replace Reisen posting?
Holy shit, I didn't expect you retards to be seething this much from this shitty meme. Then again, these are the same people who took "incel" as anything more than ironic shitposting.
I love it.
Oh look at you! Such a little centrist cumbrain.
The funniest is when they go "Hurr durr sexual urges are natural therefore by jerking off 5 times a day I'm just being a naturalist"
Wrong, if your libido is this high and you can't find a partner, there is something mentally wrong with you, spitting out seed into your hand isn't valiant or something to be lionized
How will Reddit ever recover?
Based as fuck
Fucking based Ampharos poster. And nice trips
Cringe and cumbrained
I love how cumbrain makes Yea Forums seethe so easily.
Cumbros get in this thread!
If moot were still here these people who spam cumbrain would be trolled and publicly banned.
Yea Forums was literally made to be a nsfw anime site since the other big anime communities at the time didn't allow hentai.
Doesn't help that the people who spam cumbrain are wojakredditers, either.
>die on my hill or die on theirs, you have NO CHOICE
Nah. Go fight your imaginary war because it makes you feel good. That's all you want. Attention and the dopamine of feeling "right". Both sides are just addicts to shitposting.
Do you like its mega?
Normalfags all over the shop
cope
There are usually vague, unspoken guidelines about these things. How many times a day do you have to cum to be called cumbrain? Is there a cutoff point? Or is it just a low effort "me no like post, ma call u cumbrain" kinda shit?
how will cumbrains ever recover?
I agree, but pretending that repressing yourself is any better is just as bad.
Nofap is a fucking lie and wont make your life better.
>Yea Forums was literally made to be a nsfw anime site
nsfw was literally never allowed on sfw boards you retarded autist
Its literally 'have sex' all over again
people have learned literally nothing
You can like porn without being a cumbrain
Cumbrain means shit like buying an awful game just because it has your fetish in it. It's when you think with your dick and not your head.
This is your mind on cumbrain revisionism.
Based. They are like trained dogs who can't stop thinking about porn at all times.
OP here, I dont take it personally at all. It's that it's a meme, ergo, it's a shit.
Fap threads are the best though.
it pisses them off so much they start spamming it in other threads
it's like their neurons have been actually replaced by semen
it's just faggots shitposting user, dont think about it too hard
>crying over a porn site like its a mueseum burning down
>threatening people over a meme
>copying Yea Forums's kino and using another word because GAMES R ART
Is porn the reason Yea Forums is the shittiest board?
Why do raids always happen at this hour?
lol, these "people" should just be euthanised
Save me from this shitty thread Ampharos
I like this cumbrain meme tbqh famalam
Yea Forums wasn't made officially sfw until after it came back.
Not saying you have to repress yourself.
However if everytime you talk about something you giggle like a fucking middle schooler about phallic objects or feel the need to talk about how hard something makes your dick every half hour there is something mentally wrong with you, like autists that don't shut the fuck about about series that they like, except it's even worse because these faggots pretend jerking off 5 times a day is normal
The latter. It's basically assumed if you masturbate at all you must do it FOUR TIMES A DAY
>I hate anime, incels, neckbeards, virgins, and everybody who doesn't hold the same political (in)correct opinions as me
>which site will fit me?
Cumbrain means being a slave to pussy and putting your natural desires above logic
Both incels and chads can be cumbrains
i personally eat a lot of peanut butter and take zinc tablets
>opportunity for a nice mommy thread ruined by latest FOTM meme buzzword
Cumbrain is infinitely better than have sex, dilate, etc. simply because it calls out all the fucking garbage on this board for what it is.
Half the threads up at any given time are bait threads about a game with a borderline porn image as the OP that clearly just wants anons to post shitty waifus with incorrect proportions.
You know what we really need, more daily threads filled with UNF OH MY DICK AHHH I'M CUM OOOOH followed by "sauce bro" and the same 15 "I have the big penis" reaction images.
fuck you
fuck your waifus
and fuck your trash threads
>furshit
actually he shouldn't have posted that on any of those boards
Has nothing to do with what I said, because nfsw was never allowed on sfw boards, trying to say nsfw is comparable to the anime roots is laughable
I am a cumbrain and I hate it.
Recently started playing Skyrim with sex mods and it's difficult for me to actually play the game when I can make any girl please me sexually whenever I want.
>Raids
cum induced paranoia
go to reddit
Absolutely
fpbp
>54 posts
>Yea Forums is nothing but cumbrain threads mixed with twitter outrage and eceleb discussion
What happened to this board anyway?
It is. The first image moot even uploaded was anime porn you faggot, porn was also allowed on Yea Forums for the first few weeks too.
I have been away for a couple days.
It's that bad, huh?
>The cumbrain lashes out in pain as he strikes you
This, I'm going to spam "cumbrain" on every porn thread just to spite those faggots. IF I WANT TO MASTURBATE I GO TO /h/ NOT HERE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
Literally the only good thing left about this shithole are lewdposts, everything else is complete garbage and there isn't a single good thread about any other topic at any given time, deal with it.
But where does it fit on the buzzword alignment chart?
>this unfiltered community should be filtered with only people with my same thought process
Pathetic. I thought Yea Forums enjoyed a challenge. Maybe porn really is a problem.
How the fuck would you be able to fap to someone's brain wtf?
Bear with me and my auts, I need to make sense of this nonsense man
>both incels and chads are cumbrains
>slave to pussy
So basically 90% of the population? So, first they spam "have sex", then one actually has sex then he's called "cumbrain"? There's no winning then.
zoomers entered.
(and project chanology, even if that was a little better)
Nah, Yea Forums was made for hentai lovers and lewd threads were always the most civil. This board was always shot for other reasons like consolewarring. Now it is because idiots started taking journos seriously, posting articles and tweets as OP for almost a decade.
To me cumbrain are people who think titties redeem a shit game, make waifu or tiddy threads on Yea Forums and /h/ and also people who say shit like HURR U DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ME FUXKING MY WAIFU WHAT R U GAY111 are cumbrains.
Really. The whole fake bravado eanna be chad normalfag shit most retarded shitposters adopt now is fucking shit. Nobody cares who your waifu is or how much you want to fuck het faggot.
Imagine wanting to tell other men how horny you are and expecting them to enjoy it
>inb4 hurr leddit spacing
Fuck off nigger. I like clean paragraphs
Has nothing to do with what I said.
If we're going to appeal to authority I can ask moot what he thinks of faggots like you now, can bet it's not favorable
>because nfsw was never allowed on sfw boards
If I recall correctly you're still allowed to post nudity like ass and uncensored breasts on Yea Forums even as long as it isn't explicitly sex.
You know you'd have a point, but there's nothing wrong with those threads and you seem like the kind of faggot that supports wojack, pepe, and other memes, sooo...Nah. Fuck you faggot.
I'm glad that there's finally a term for this shit. I just kept calling them "thirstfags" or "licentious"
people like you are the reason why everything is garbage
Based
it doesnt
have sex
oke animeposting cumbrain
It beats everything, with no counters.
nice ampharos
Gotta be spoilered and on topic.
Post an unspoilered nude picture on Yea Forums right now
In rent free and have sex, it beats them, but fails to everything else.
put cumbrain as a response to have sex
No, it's people like you. You just want more niggerthreads about console wars and AAA """controversy""".
>So basically 90% of the population?
that depends
if you were fuck your best friend's girlfriend you're a cumbrain
>To me cumbrain are people who think titties redeem a shit game, make waifu or tiddy threads on Yea Forums and /h/ and also people who say shit like HURR U DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ME FUXKING MY WAIFU WHAT R U GAY111 are cumbrains.
agreed
Yea Forums is indeed the worst board on this site, dear god
>being self conscious because masturbating daily is a degenerate behavior that you have lost control of
maybe you should stop masturbating so god damn much?
That picture is a fake. See: Google.
Those terms a thousand times less obnoxious and actually better than "cumbrains".
>>this unfiltered community should be filtered with only people with my same thought process
oh the irony
I agree
No, it's you, because you come here thinking "wow everything is bad, so I don't have to make good posts" and then you perpetuate the cycle of garbage.
Where did this cumbrian meme come from? Never heard the term til today
Absolutely fucking based
It's not even that, if you can't hold a conversation without bringing up how hard your cock is you're actually as degenerate as a raging faggot that feels the need to post about dicks in his ass
There are boards for porn shit nigger.
Excellent taste.
>Cumbrain is infinitely better than have sex, dilate, etc. simply because it calls out all the fucking garbage on this board for what it is. Half the threads up at any given time are bait threads about a game with a borderline porn image as the OP that clearly just wants anons to post shitty waifus with incorrect proportions. You know what we really need, more daily threads filled with UNF OH MY DICK AHHH I'M CUM OOOOH followed by "sauce bro" and the same 15 "I have the big penis" reaction images. fuck you, fuck your waifus and fuck your trash threads.
Bless you, user. Imagine if all the fucking Twitter and bait threads were actually porn
Yea Forums is worse, but is also slower, so there is that.
FPBP