OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

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based and lolipilled

How do you mess up baby designs that badly.
Neither of them have a single good part to their designs.

Porn when

Cumbrainlets will defend this.

It's a joke on how many babies there are in mario kart.

>another cumbrain thread

That's toddlercon though

People mostly didnt like it when mario kart did it with daisy and rosalina why the fuck would CTR team do it?

>speeds right past you
Your too slow!

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IMAGINE

The western cant into cute

yikes another cumbrain thread?

>got burnt out on the game towards the end of the first grand prix
>swore I'd pick the game back up when the next grand prix started
>tfw still don't feel like playing
What do? Why am I betraying one of the best kart racers I've ever played?

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I liked when mario kart did it because i got many great faps out of Loli Peach/Daisy/Rosie.

Oh, thank god he's a speed type.

>microtransactions
>ugly baby characters nobody wants
>grand prix is tedious as hell
Yup, I'm thinkin this game is dead

>Baby T is speed
Now this is based.

What classes are the babies?

>Eyeliner and eyeshadow
Jesus christ what were these retards actually thinking?

user these are babies aka non loli
Toddler is too much for me

at least mario kart ones were fappable

stop trying to force your discord cringe

>no Jurassic Park themed jeep

BASED
A
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Baby Crash is Turn for some reason while Baby Coco is still Accel.

Uh oh, more for the cumbrains.

>speed

No thanks

>Krunk gets a new costume

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>he thinks calling me a cumbrain will stop me

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I'm mostly taking a break during the baby GP so I can come back hard for Spyro GP.

Just finished the platinum relics yesterday so now I'm just gonna grab the characters and karts from this GP and chill.

Just buy the coins you need.

W-where's Baby Cortex and Baby Tropy?

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W-where's N. Brio & Koala Kong?

Has Shadman seen this yet?

Stillborn

Well, muppet babies and looney toon babies were a thing, maybe kids just like babies
even if they're doing to make fun of mario kart babies, it's still babies

NEXT GP WHEN

There, are you fags happy now??

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i think its funny

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All of the non-ND characters are fucking atrocious. Small Norm and those green faggots look absolutely terrible. But they somehow managed to make even worse characters. Those babies are straight repulsive to look at and I can't imagine anyone wanting to play as that. How could anyone think that looks good enough to be in any form of professional work?

nice beard

this desu

So the same

That doesn't fix the issue, the characteristic that makes babies cute is big foreheads.

The champion kart doesn't give nitro points

How do you know?

Either they'll patch them in later or they aren't doing them PERIOD.

Try lewding her now Yea Forumsirgins

Japanese patch is out already and someone went through and showed content. Any character that is getting a legendary skin gets a nitro boost though.

When do we even get the damn kart?

I knew this game was going to turn into some furry diaper baby fuckfest.

You fucking sickos

3 hours from now, supposedly.