I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG DICK OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND I REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE! I WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE. I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU; IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGAS! THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT; IT IS LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD! HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL FUCK THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON ITS SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON!
DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE NIGGER! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS, BEFORE THE MICRRRODRRROPLETS RAIN UPON YOU! NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT, BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TOO!
What on Mobius did you just say about the great dr. robotnik you little rodent? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class in King Acorn's war soldiers, anad I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Sir Charles' Robotocizer, and I have over 300 confirmed robot slaves. I am trained in metallic warfare and I'm the top ruller of the Doomsday project. You are nothing to me but just another citizen. I will robotocize the hell out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my metallic words. You think you can get away with saying that garbage to me over the transmission system? Think again, little freedom fighter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of swatbots across Robotropolis and your spy gear is being traced right now so you better prepare for the roboticization, scum. The roboticization that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your free will. You're ensalved, rodent.
Aiden Cox
FUCK YOU
Logan Allen
being such a brainlet that you cant separate the artist from the art
Carter Brooks
Death of the artist is a meme. Art is inseparable from its creation. Brainlet.
