What do you think his next special guest will be?

James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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who?

He was a gay porn star from the early 2000s I think.

If he gets Keanu and does a video on the shitty PS2 Matrix games he'll get trillions of views

I'm too scared to watch the new AVGN because every time he has a celebrity guest there's a 95% chance it'll be corny and, dare I say, cringe.

Screech from Saved by the Bell

Good idea.

I was glad to see Gilbert Gottfried, but fuck was that a shitty episode.
Hopefully its not just me, but I didn't find the episode to be funny or entertaining.

Games that are intentionally shitty as a joke aren't very fun to make fun of.

Life of Black Tiger wasn't very entertaining in the first place.
He should have done Aliens Colonial Marines.

Charles Barkley - Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden!

He needs to get Shaquille O'Neal and play Shaq-fu.

>He needs to get Shaquille O'Neal and play Shaq-fu.
He already reviewed Shaq Fu.

Micheal Biehn would be pretty based. Sigourney Weaver would probably be too expensive.

same, the whole process that goes into making something like this happen
also feels cringy
the very fact that Gottfried and Macaulkay had zero job offers and had to recurred to accept an invite
to some washed up youtuber video, rant about videogames

Michael Biehn would totally do it though.

Culkin wanted to do it.

ZUN

Does he know English?

Probably any of the Wayans brothers. It would probably be the funniest thing any of them did in years.

Drake Bell - Nickelodeon games.

I thought it was ok nothing amazing just ok

>special guest
I don't care who it's going to be since it's going to be terrible regardless of whom they get. It's just so soulless and dead now. Starting the videos with fucking ads is just wrong. The bizarre focus on making nonstop "shit" jokes, even though they never were such a huge focus before just goes to show that the people writing these episodes have no idea what they're doing. James just looks and sounds dead, uninterested and empty on the inside. I just can't bring myself to watch a single one of these new episodes.

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some old senile comedian

He can probably get Dan Ackroyd too.

No

David Spade

Last episode was so painful I couldn't even get to Gilbert Gottfried. Why won't he just talk about old games he cares about? Castlevania was the best episode, he could have made dozens of similar ones by now.

>HOLY JESUS
>WHAT IS THAT?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>WHAT IS THAT, OP?
>SIR, AN ECELB THREAD, SIR!
>AN ECELEB THREAD?
>SIR, YES, SIR!
>HOW DID IT GET HERE?
>SIR, I TOOK IT FROM REDDIT, SIR!
>ARE ECELEB THREADS ALLOWED ON THE VIDEO GAMES BOARD, OP?
>SIR, NO SIR!
>ARE YOU ALLOWED TO MAKE ECELEB THREADS, OP?
>SIR, NO, SIR!
>AND WHY NOT, OP?
>SIR, BECAUSE ECELEBS ARE NOT VIDEO GAMES, SIR!
>BECAUSE YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FAGGOT, OP!
>SIR, YES, SIR!
>AND WHY DID YOU MAKE AN ECELEB THREAD, OP?
>SIR, BECAUSE I WAS BORED, SIR!
>BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED!
>OP HAS DISHONORED HIMSELF AND DISHONORED THE BOARD!

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Why couldn’t he get the actual Fred Fuchs? That would have honestly been more impressive

>Bruce Campbell - Evil Dead games
this seems actually possible sadly

he already did bill and ted reviews
It was really fucking bad episode
just pathetic desu

E. Michael Jones

top gun with tom cruise

The gilbert episode was almost worse than the one with lloyd kaufman

Keep saying it

That would be amazing. He could do all sorts of weird shit and Aykroyd would be down for it.

You type like something is wrong with you.

Ralph Macchio. Screencap this.

Culkin is different. He’s enjoying being on different internet shows.
I’m pretty Gottfried said/did something to get blacklisted from real jobs a while back. Hopefully James bought him a meal.

kek the new top gun maverick or w/e?
actually believable but he already did karate kid...
based

It wasn't as bad as the toxic avenger one.

bill cosby for bc's fun game

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That one has grown on me because it’s entertaining how out of control Lloyd Kaufman was and how James just thinks “fuck it” and surrenders to the madness before him.

It's so obvious that he doesn't write these anymore. The video would probably be better if they let a chinese sweatshop write it, for fucks sake. The screenwave guys have no talent for writing or editing. I don't know who phoned in their performance more- James or Gilbert?

Its equally as bad, Toxic Avengers was all ad lib by an insane person, this one was two washed up actors regurgitating a subpar script written for them by someone who doesn't get what made AVGN special.

Man fuck ya'll, Pepsiman was kino.

Patton Oswalt

I know he doesn't write it but does he even play the games at all anymore?

The only time James plays the games is when he's on J&MM. If it wasn't featured on that, he hasn't played it. He's 'too busy' working on another movie/writing an autobiography

Keep saying it

Idc about any cameos, I just wait for the Raid 2020 review

What about Legend Reborn? He's now reviewed up to PS4 so it's possible

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It would be great though, the episode could be shot like Evil Dead 1 or 2.

I really REALLY hated Gilbert Gottfried in the last episode. I also REALLY REALLY hated Lloyd Kaufman in the Toxic Crusaders one. Both episodes made me cringe so fucking hard, those old fucks aren't funny at all. They only yell at the camera, not even worrying aboyt giving a good performance. It's so blatantly bad, and the nerd isn't even the focus on those episodes.

keep saying it

Pepsi Man was one of the best episodes yet, the storyline in that episode would unironically make a good horror comedy.

Definitely possible but probably has too busy of a schedule.

Good point

If he got either of them to dump on one of the games it would be one of the best episodes.

keep saying it

Al Pacino

Is Larry the Cable Guy possible?

Mike Myers - Shrek Games.

Sinbad

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