I am... inevitable.
I am... inevitable
James Clark
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Leo Miller
It's spelled "uninvitable"
Austin Bennett
fpbp
Michael Price
Thread over
Owen Collins
Jason Howard
fpbp and based and redpilled
Connor Miller
Based
Levi Martinez
oh no no no no
Oliver Phillips
And I...
Joseph Ward
holy based
Joshua Ward
He is... Unending.
Ethan Murphy
op is a fucking faggot and sucks cock
Carson Long
holy shit
Blake Hernandez
Didn't that guy like murder an entire fucking village of brown squidwards?
Christian Wilson
Alexander Flores
op is gay check my 6
Ian Collins
And I....am Banjo and Kazooie!
*snap*
Jason Edwards
>OP is gone. Reduced to atoms...
Jaxon Howard
Unlikely**
Jose Cook
You are like a baby check this
Robert James
You know what's not inevitable? A banjo kazooie revival.
Brandon Diaz
nice
Blake Adams
HOT DAMN now I feel like rewatching the Banjo trailer.
Juan Gutierrez
>guy
his name is Jonesy
Evan Cox
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Isaiah Moore
>Nintendo knock on Microsofts door
>ask to borrow the basically-retired bear for their big crossover game
>walk away with their backs completely turned to Halo and Minecraft
i just cant imagine it. 100% chance of Mii Costumes for both at the least, with Chief or Steve maybe playable. Microsoft would easily fork over both too, they don't give a shit. They let Master Chiefs voice actor record lines for a dinky fucking Bomberman game, along with Grunts and Arbiter
Ethan Jenkins
Samefag
Ian Sullivan
That's funny, Steve - you know, I've always thought you were a funny blockhead. I mighta got the charm, the good will, and the nostalgia, but I don't make people laugh like you do, little man. Just one look at that grotesque face of yours and everyone's laughing. Just looking at you now, I'm laughing, too.
You know, I haven't laughed this hard since I *guh huh* unloaded inside Stevette, and she made this weird face... What, you didn't know about that? Yeah, after Kazooie and I saved her from that generic evil villain in your game's story mode, I took her for a ride on my 'mini Banjo', if you get my meaning. *Guh huh*, she was so keen, Steve - I've never shagged a nubile beauty that was so eager. I barely had my shorts off when she threw her thick stubby legs over me and started pumpin' her pink box up and down my bear cock. I tell ya, Steve, it was like *guh huh* fucking a spring, how she was just bouncing on my groin, panting with her tongue out making an ahegao face I think its called. And - and this is the funny part - when I nutted inside her, Steve. When I roared like a wild beast, she made this face... It was this stupid fucking smile, Steve. Like her brain went kaput, and she was just moaning with her mouth hanging open like a true whore. She even drooled, Steve. Like a bitch in heat or somethin' - I had her drool in my chest fur, Steve. *guh-huh* It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Steve. I'd never seen that before, a woman just losing her mind like that. It was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen - what a slut Stevette was, am I right? I just started laughing and laughing. And even thinking about it now, I'm still laughing.
Hey, what's with the tears, Steve? Hey, that's all in the past, y'know? She was a one off thing, so you don't gotta worry about me going in for seconds. ...Huh? She told you she was waiting for marriage or something? *guh huh* ...You know, that's pretty funny, too. You just never quit, do ya?
Zachary Hall
uhhhhhhhhhh...... based
Isaac Edwards
STEVEFAGS IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
BANJOBROS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
based
Ayden Morris
>not Alex
Kayden Ross
I wish Steve/Alex got in. There are still two Fighters Pass slots yet to be revealed...
Dominic Williams
Bentley Russell
rekt
Camden Myers
Impressive.
Austin White
Jacob Evans
Isaiah Green
Haha get fucked blockhead
Sebastian Allen
How will stevefgs ever recover?
Angel Morris
William Walker
youtube.com
Thread theme.
Lincoln Harris
Bye bye Stevekek
Juan Nelson
He's finally in
Jacob Parker
>Stevette
>not Alex
come on man
Julian Nelson
This will always make my cock hard
Lucas Edwards
This isn't as good as your normal threads, Stevie.
Where's the chuckle-worthy delusional tirade stating Banjo will be cut last minute?
Kevin Turner
Sorry, not sorry you got BTFO Stevekek.
Jordan Davis
Haven't Stevefags suffered enough?
Oh wait, no they haven't.
Colton Wood
He got humbled with the first reply, now he is gone
Samuel Stewart
>also a 7
Perfect
Carson Bennett
This video will always be music to my ears
This too: youtube.com
Isaiah Jackson
BASED
now clean this shit up jannies
Brody Turner
What a great post.
Joshua Ward
one for the history books lads
Luke Perez
>tfw I was out of the loop with steve
>first time I saw this awful 3D face was in that webm where steve rapes banjo
Ryan Roberts
Dylan Young
Good thing their dead now
Daniel Robinson
good post
Lucas Garcia
Make sure you screenshot this lads, before the mods delete this thread
Camden Cox
Get fucked Steveniggers
also nice 7
Daniel Lee
DAMN the Banjo vs Steve lore goes DEEP.
Connor Stewart
BTFO
Lucas Gonzalez
That's okay. No one minds if Steve gets in now, people were losing their heads on him getting over Banjo
Kevin Foster
Look at all this spaghetti
Caleb Long
retard, that's Fortnite from the Devil May Cry series
Leo Barnes
Hate to burst your bubble but thats a modded copypasta from a mario maker thread.
Elijah Walker
FPBP
Christopher Harris
STEVEFAGS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
Leo Lee
Lmaoooooo. Dat retarded zoomerly obese voice. You can feel his autism
Dominic Wilson
put me in the screencap
Lucas Hall
Seething
Lucas Nguyen
Have sex
Juan Sullivan
BASADO Y ROSAPASTILLADO
Luis Scott
k
Caleb Brown
Sorry stevefags it's me who's inevitable
Ryan Walker
Dial 8
Jeremiah Anderson
steevey steevey... when will you ever learn?
Leo Morris
k
Charles Gray
unironically who
Isaac Foster
Julian Brown
Ok
Jayden Sanders
I'm Banjo
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Kevin Williams
You mad?
Kayden Bennett
>friendzoned
Stevefags can't stop losing, huh?
Robert Reyes
Die in a fire