squids
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Squids
Jason Nguyen
squids
Jason Martin
are for mating press
Landon Lee
cringe
kys
Cooper Sanders
Cunny
Charles Miller
would you cum
Robert Harris
...
Easton Hernandez
Feet too big
Christopher Wilson
flooper
Angel Phillips
Now that the bullshit is out of the way can we have a thread? Thanks.
Robert Allen
octos
Justin Turner
>>>/reddit/
Dominic Young
I really want to cuddle one
Connor Stewart
C
Isaiah Brooks
Ock
Joshua Reyes
Cooper Nelson
Prime pussy right there
Isaac Brooks
DAS RIGHT MANE
Samuel Russell
And that's a good thing!
James Brooks
Woomy
Chase Jenkins
why do squids have such big feet?
Matthew Edwards
>those proportions on squids
disgusting
Asher Roberts
user...
Jose Butler
Thoughts on 5.0?
Joseph Williams
Penis.
Alexander Roberts
womby
Hudson Hernandez
Why are her shoes so big?
Levi Bennett
>ywn get raped by a pack of Schoolwoomies
James Turner
If you want a proper thread, make one with more effort put into it that actually indicates that the OP has even the slightest interest in talking about an aspect of the game. A thread that starts with nothing but "WOOMY", squids, etc. is usually going to end up shit.
Alexander Hughes
Post more oppai Woomies.
Leo Bell
theres nothing to talk about really. The patch has done only minor changes to balance. I thought a ninja carbon roller today (who was very good) with my sploosh. It was basically impossible. Worse than fighting dualies as sploosh.
Sploosh needs a major buff, and its never gonna happen.
Robert Perez
Guys I saw a splatoon trailer where the squids were running on walls and had swords but I can't find it anymore. Its a patch? DLC? Expansion?
Matthew Miller
That's Ninjala, a different game
Brandon Turner
>say they'll "nerf" Kensa SSP
>foolishly think they'll make it so that it won't 2-shot with 3 mains and 3 subs MPU
>"now, it'll only two shot with three mains and FOUR subs! isn't that great?"
>
Jayden Powell
Really? Same developers? It seems good. Thanks user.
Connor Nelson
>most popular game on the switch
>barely any 3d SFM inkling porn
>even undertale and deltarune have more 3d SFM porn and they're not even 3d games
the
absolute
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
Jack King
Are you only counting animations?
Kayden Stewart
Woomy and Veemo
Blake Sanders
There is. It also all fucking sucks because it's SFM. Get some standards.
Kayden Turner
It's a different developer, it's not made by Nintendo
Wyatt Martin
Do we even have a release date for it?
Henry Morris
I TOLD YE THEY WERE A BUNCHA WEE LASSES
Cooper Mitchell
there is plenty of good 3d porn but no good inkling 3d porn despite inklings being 3d and user posting that picture of one bending over in smash 100 times
dead game
dead pornbase
Luke Rogers
Based as fuck.
Ethan Brown
You know what they say about squids with big feet
Ian Jones
Check Furaffinity.
Hudson Powell
I don't think that saying works with female squibs.
Nolan Parker
People who like this game are just pedos
Ayden Young
how can children be pedophiles user
Adrian Hall
there's nothing there
Aiden Nelson
Well now you're just lying for attention.
John Bailey
Nicholas Rivera
Jacob Stewart
Gabriel Nelson
DO NOT
REPEAT
DO NOT LEWD THE WOOMIES
Cameron Taylor
user.................
Jonathan Butler
Adam Sullivan
The manga is such fucking trash.
Carson Torres
Carson Flores
Isaac Bell
cant read hiroshima hyphens
Nicholas Richardson
I still want it though
Juan Sanders
Requesting dark skinned squids of either gender
Chase Rodriguez
Juan Stewart
fpbp
Nicholas Russell
that's gay
Anthony Wright
Hunter King
God I wish that were me on the right.
Mason Bell
Is this game worth playing purely for fapping or should I just stick to the pics?
Juan Morris
Dominic Lewis
>New Salmon Run gear is terrible
fuck this gay earth
Michael Watson
They be saying "Damm, you got some big feet"
Chase Gutierrez
It's not a lewd game but you do get to customize and dress up your cute and sexy little inkling or octo. It's also just a damn good game so wanting to fuck a squid is a fine reason to buy it
Gavin Barnes
Post big woomy feet.
Ayden Perry
Angel Lewis
No u
Chase Peterson
rude
Chase Bennett
U gay.
Xavier Brown
I really like the side hairstyle, no idea what to really call it though. Looks pretty on them.
Chase Gray
Big, fat squid tits.
Josiah Green
Ryan Ward
Why did they make the squids attractive? Why?
Jonathan Powell
Octoboys don't count
Liam Collins
So its straight to fuck an octoboy?
Or be fucked by one?
Owen Clark
Cute=Sexy
Look deep into your heart you know it to be true.
Jaxson Jenkins
I fucking love chocolate woomies.
Landon Hill
Yes
no
Jack Reyes
God bless Nintendo for making such lovely creatures
Adam Brooks
Older Woomy's and Ngyesh's, Veemo's and Weyyo's too are cute! I don't have any though.
Jack Price
sorry, not into feet or horrifying muscle morphs
Noah Perry
>cumbrain thread
Jacob Brown
Cameron Rodriguez
squids are not for lewd
Christian Perez
That's not how squid mating works
Joshua Reed
Marie is best girl.
Logan Morris
this is the only 3d squidkid butt of note, the only one
Adrian Torres
Based
Juan Miller
I want to ink her
Joseph Parker
Adrian Moore
haha what about squid BOYS
Jackson Campbell
Well if their feet are as big as the girls they're probably hung like seahorses.
Thomas Flores
Camden Stewart
seahorses don't have dicks they get mpreg
Hudson Baker
Jace Taylor
Does that mean female seahorses have pp?
Alexander Moore
Isaac Bailey
Wanting to fuck a Squiddo aside, the Inklings and Octolings are pretty good character designs and have one of the best cosmetic sets of any game with very few aesthetic ruining items.
Evan Brooks
This
James Hughes
the other one is better
Alexander Morris
Same, I use that hairstyle on my squid
Christopher Stewart
ovipositor
Austin Lopez
They're perfect.
Hudson Cruz
Squnny
Jace Gutierrez
Ass is ass
Robert Smith
I just want quality 3d inkling ass user
Luis Ramirez
playing tetris 99 with the woomy skin
music is good
Nathan White
God I wish she was saying that to me right now
Austin Robinson
Do you happen to have more?
something about that first romance really hits close to home for me
Colton Gutierrez
Woomy feet are adorable and soft
>too big
All the more to rub and caress
Evan Nelson
My internet fucked up and i ended up checking all the shops and they each have unique dialog if you're not connected. I thought that was kinda cool.
Sebastian Cooper
Andrew Harris
woomies is good
Levi Gonzalez
splatoon is a game of kids and you are a bunch of pedophiles lel
Lucas Taylor
is it time to come back??
Brayden Torres
it's been a while
Henry Butler
Squidboys are for kissing other squidboys
Connor Taylor
Kevin Rodriguez
how do octolings reproduce
Xavier Morgan
i desperately need one one my face and the other on my lap
Henry Brooks
What about octoboys?
Justin Watson
Based
Julian Jackson
Octoboys are for tossing into a blender and drinking, silly.
Gabriel Torres
They are for butt pounding.
John Wood
squnny
Josiah Parker
is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Nathan Gomez
John Sanders
squids have stinky pussies
Luke Powell
Does it really count if their whole bodies reek of fish?
Nicholas Wilson
Logan James
>Salmon Run put the shirt again
Yup this game is dead
Liam Garcia
don't get why they didn't just replace monthly gear with random pink capsules since it's all going to be old shit now
Ian Cox
source please
Brayden Watson
Pearl has always been the superior inkling out of the four idols and if you think otherwise your head will be displayed on spikes in the new chaos wasteland.
Charles White
Contrarianism only works within certain limits user, at some point it just becomes too obvious you're baiting.
Nathan Nelson
inklings don't have genitals
Parker Perez
they have holes though
Carter Russell
Then what are they trying to hide here?
Grayson Davis
Then why do they wear clothes?
Christian Murphy
To attempt to satiate their rampant hedonism.
Owen Jackson
why do guys wear shirts
there's nothing to hide
Carter Bennett
I assume you meant consumerism. Hedonism would be if they went around just having a constant orgy or something.
Jace Scott
shorts like those make me want to commit a woomy
Easton Hall
Guys don't have genitals on their upper body, user.
Parker Reed
this but unironically
Dominic Hill
>He doesn't know
Jordan Cox
Good taste, user. I think they're better than spats.
Hudson Cooper
Inklings are hedonists, though.
Chase Morgan
exactly so there's no reason to wear shirts
Kayden Ortiz
I still get zits on my back and I'm self conscious about it
Blake Smith
Cute
Jacob Anderson
RIP old Octoling boots and armor.
I'll miss you a lot.
Jace Garcia
To each their own. I wish there was an option for longer spats on the female cephs.
Carson Jackson
I think they're hesitant to make sweeping changes for fear it will upset the balance of the game too much. Just look at Overwatch; they make massive changes all the time and there never seems to be any sort of coherency to their decisions. As a result, their game is still largely unbalanced to this day.
Parker Murphy
Why do they do this bit in every volume?
Anthony Evans
it's gotten so bad to the point where they've needed to implement role locks
Bentley Edwards
octoes
Owen Sanchez
Daniel Kelly
Do you not often think of pulling inkling pants down? Me neither, lol
Landon Wright
Daniel Jones
Sorry, gotta stick to drawings
Jayden Evans
Because it's a magazine aimed at 10 year old boys, and they think that shit is hilarious
Evan Johnson
It's funny.
t. 24yo
Owen Barnes
wtf i love shoes now
Easton Reyes
It's funny, especially if it's Rider every time
Jacob Perez
I was being genuine though. I like her better out of the four, though they kinda fucked up her design when it comes to her fringe.
Aside from that she's easily the most likeable.
Austin King
Thoughts on war criminal Marina and metalhead Pearl?
Matthew Ramirez
Cool designs.
Just let Pearl swear.
Nolan Howard
I want Pearl to do a cover of Metalopod.
youtube.com
Landon Howard
anyone know if the concert blu-ray has been uploaded yet?
Aaron Nelson
Are they for lovey dovey impregnation?
William Anderson
Charles Turner
>Posting that artist
Deviant Art/Tumblr will always be on my kill list for what they did.
William Butler
feminine pp?
Andrew Green
What did they do?
Jace Sanchez
every time
redrew their old stuff after a drastic change in artstyle and ruined it all
Easton Lopez
Is the game worth getting into now that there will be no more new content?
Asher Jackson
Tumblrised with red noses and freckles and skin miscoloration everywhere?
Jeremiah Butler
Romantic woomies!
Kayden Diaz
If you want the full scope of this read Heroes of Inkopolis FIRST then read literally anything else. Also she gained immensely bad taste as a result, I believe, of said influences. Namely hating based Marina and Pearl. Even after Octo Expansion
Anthony Hall
exactly that
Gabriel Turner
Yes. Plus real damn shitty plot lines instead of the manga tier story type she did Heroes in.
Jace Wright
Fuck I might storytime it later. I think I had the whole thing saved.
John Powell
yeah. people will play this until Splatoon 3 (indeterminate), there is nothing else like it
Landon Nelson
They wont top Marina and Pearl though. They have reached the level we will nostalgia fag them into the top tier slot. I thought this would happen with Callie and Marie but fuck, I didnt know what like an Idol was until Off the Hook. Although the new ones will be good too.
Julian Hill
Her Smash Bros art shows she can still draw on-model Inklings, she was just gradually changing her style because she wanted to repurpose her Splatoon OCs into an original IP. Don't be so butthurt
Bentley Morris
While I like Marina and Pearl and want them to continue being the Star Idols, I am hoping that some of the alternative ceph bands will be able to get the limelight, even if their appearances are somewhat rarer than Pearl and Marina's.
Elijah Turner
Yeah, now you have the full game.
John Evans
I demand more Betta fish
Parker Foster
Im allowed to lament. Besides that doesnt change her outlook or fix the past.
Aiden Flores
Me too. It's his fiddling that arguably makes me like the Bottom Feeders' music so much.
Asher Flores
>his
Heh
I wonder how many people think the opposite
Leo Sanders
Most people probably don't know the Splatoon bands even exist outside of Squid Sisters and Off the Hook. Which is a shame because if these bands had a presence in-game, it would solidify the music as a real attribute of ceph culture instead of the tracks just being "background video game music".
Robert Phillips
I knew other bands existed but I never knew how much lore and art existed around them. Delightful desu splatoonwiki.org
Jordan Morris
It's not like they talk about them in the games. Everything comes from just stuff on Twitter or that Tumblr blog they used to use.
Though I appreciate the lore, it's why I like Ace Combat so much too.
Benjamin Cooper
Jaxson Edwards
>Murutā Bottom (ムルター・ボトム), the guitarist, is a Yesso scallop with a weakness for cute girls.
So basically /ink/.
Connor Butler
Dylan Scott
I want Marie's butt to expand
Nicholas Reyes
I think a good way to put the other bands in the game is to either: Show them chilling in restaurants in the hub,
Show them chilling or playing music in maps, and/or maybe have the bands join the idols in hosting special events/splatfests
Lincoln Anderson
There's a lot then could do but don't. It's kinda frustrating that they've got this great popular IP here yet they almost do nothing with it.
Blake Green
Nintendo is notorious for being inconsistent. Sometimes it feels like they're hungry as ever for money and the next, it seems they're allergic to income.
Justin Williams
Could be cool if they just added some new feature to the hub. Like maybe some way to collect music, so random bands will show up at an area for meet and greets and you can buy their cds to play in your hub or apartment. Maybe some band tees and merch too.
Justin Fisher
Charles Brown
Pretty much. Then they'll make some noise, make it seem like they're about to announce something big, only for it to be another Mario spinoff game. I love Nintendo but they sure do make it hard sometimes.
Jaxson Russell
I think the numbers work out such that drip-feeding us content is the best way to go. They get to keep development costs down by only doing so many games, and then every Switch exclusive feels like treasure for 59.99 USD because it'll be the last time we see that IP for 3-5 years or more. God I love and hate Nintendo
Camden Lopez
Beautiful squid
Jordan Wilson
only worth for 1000 hours
Jeremiah Campbell
Time to answer this
strawpoll.me
Nathan Garcia
The wait for Splat3 has just begun, and it's gonna be brutal
Julian Sullivan
It's gonna be chaotic.
Robert Thomas
You don't have anything else to keep you occupied until then?
Aiden Reed
Isaac Jenkins
would have been nice to see more of the bands
Mason Long
More food
Christopher Clark
such lovely girls
Grayson Fisher
>squid polo again
I knew they were going to start cycling through SR gear eventually but it still makes me upset. Octo daughter best daughter.
That was a fantastic splatfest. Based salsa bros won the day.
Cameron Morales
Don't have a lot of new octo stuff but I hope it's enough
Ryan Harris
Even one new veemo is the best veemo.
Ryan Hernandez
Bentley Thompson
Owen Richardson
have some more then
Asher Morgan
Carter Gray
Ian White
>get complete retards who don't know how to do anything
>they actually fail goldfly wave when it's mostly shooter DPS and a charger
>got them 3 fucking times in a row
Only reason I won that last game is gratuitous bomb spam special.
You're too kind.
Andrew Phillips
I love inklings with nice shoes
Gavin White
>loose a turf war match
>check what weapons my teammates have
>everyone had either mid or anchor weapons, no slayers
>same thing happens in the next match
>mfw
Matthew Jenkins
You've got to be fucking kidding me. I got the e-liter for the fourth time on a glowfly wave and not one of those single assholes would defend me even though I had the flies for 70% of the round. Then everyone died because we can't have nice things.
Cameron Jenkins
John Ross
taste delicious.
Caleb Myers
Hugs and headpats.
Charles Hall
Justin Gonzalez
Gavin Moore
>we'll never get to see what the looked like in-game
It hurts.
Adrian Evans
based and cutepilled
Julian Adams
More like fugs and thighsplats, amirite?
Daniel Mitchell
Good loadouts attract shitters every single time and it's annoying. I can't get back up to 400.
She deserves all the pats.
Jaxon Allen
>finally won a game
I owe it all to Hercules.
Caleb Rodriguez
Honey you mean Hunkules!
Grayson Bailey
the fuck happened? its been a while since i've been in these threads, ive been busy actually playin vidya i never knew persona 5 was so fun
William Gonzalez
Oh shit, he knows.
Camden Russell
Do not bully the Octolings.
Aiden Martin
Nothing has changed much. I think the person just wants a thread that isn't like "Look at these squid feet" or some shit like that
Christopher Robinson
Jose Campbell
i want a veemo to do this to me
Ryder Rodriguez
oh gotcha, thought a thread got /vg/'d or pruned again by a mod, wouldnt be the first time
Leo Smith
that actually happened not too long ago. One thread got sent to /vg/ then autosaged
Carson Brown
splatoon is new meme
James Bell
i know, thats what i was alluding to
Mason Mitchell
Matthew Jenkins
>manage to get into a game with someone on my friends list
>we clean house
>they've got least eggs but most kills due to cohock wave
>I've got second most kills and second most eggs
>finally got up to 400
I think this is a good place to stop.
Ayden Long
That was honestly weird. There was nothing wrong that thread
Adam Cox
I wish I had your sense.
>did well? I can't quit now, I need to keep this ball rolling
>did poor? I can't quit now, I need to redeem myself
Jonathan Ward
Bentley Walker
Jackson Baker
it was real strange indeed
fucking this, ill never forget losing hundreds of points because of a really bad day when i didnt know when to quit
James Cox
I just needed to stop real quick because of how many horrible people were playing, and I was content to just get back my 400.
Charles Reed
Ethan Fisher
Sundress octo is possibly the purest octo imaginable.
Evan Sullivan
Isaiah Barnes
You make a good point.
Adam Wilson
Show the other numbers Splatoon has gotten
Ryan Wright
How long until splatoon 3?
>i played splatoon 1 on my wii u but i never finished it
>never bought splatoon 2
>But i really love the art direction and character design, so at least got the amiibos and in my first trip to burgerland i managed to get pic related at the nintendo event outside comic con
Jaxon Taylor
Probably a decent while. They can't even start work on a new one since the AC team is still fine-tuning New Horizons and 2 is barely two years old. It only came out as soon as it did in the first place because Wii U crashed and burned miserably. The fact it sold millions despite that is a testament to how much people love the series. Go buy 2 and have fun, you asshole.
Ryder Cooper
At least three years.
Dylan Hughes
not for a few years fren
Tyler Smith
Name ONE sub better than the Splat Bomb.
Asher Ross
Point Beakon.
Henry James
I will improve upon my art skills until it arrives. That and these thread plus some splatoon 2 should set me for the wait
Nolan Peterson
SUCCtion bomb
Brody Miller
I think you got something mixed up there.
And besides, Beakons are only good if your team uses them
Lincoln Carter
Disruptor
Ian Johnson
these threads are all i need to be sated until 3 honestly, you fucks are always fun to talk to
Cameron Robinson
It's worth a shot sometimes, okay?
Carson Williams
Juan Long
>cumbraib thread
Noah Jones
Ian Sullivan
This silly cumbrain has so much cum in his brain he can't even spell "cumbrain"
Dominic Roberts
sneed
Jeremiah Moore
underage please go and stay go
Sebastian Butler
Isaac Parker
fuck you Yea Forums you are the actual worst
Carson Reyes
Is her name Woomy or is woomy something she says so people call her Woomy, like the way we name pokemon?
Dylan Evans
I wish I knew how to draw cute woomies and veemos. Maybe I'll get a drawing tablet and learn how to use Krita.
Brody Flores
cont from another thread that got nuked
fuck off nigger
Nathaniel Wright
more cute Off the Hook art
I'm really gonna miss them
Eli Sanders
It's a talent we all wish we had.
Ethan Thompson
Luke Roberts
Evan Gutierrez
Woomy, Yebby, Veemo, and Weyyo are all voice clips from Inkling Girl, Inkling Boy, Octoling Girl, and Octoling Boy, respectively. People ended up being attached to those names, and it stuck.
Lucas Brooks
alright im going to stop threads dead anyway no point in getting banned earlier than needed
John Roberts
You can, It takes time and effort. No one starts out great at drawing
Gavin Flores
I honestly think I could do it with the right tools, since I've contributed simple art to Mosaic threads and the E3 Squilliam compilation. Also if my past stuff from Aet Academy is any indication, I have a knack for it. It just kinda off-putting to do that all with just a mouse.
Thomas Collins
>it's another 'raging autismo spams porn to try and get thread deleted' episode
Matthew Bennett
I've tried in the past, it just isn't my thing.
Get one cheap and see where you go from there. Might as well give it a shot, right?
Samuel Lee
Yeah. And it's good practice for when the next Splatoon comes out.
Besides, my drawing idea of a terrified Veemo being drag-and-dropped into the Blender 3D modelling program isn't gonna draw itself.
Justin Barnes
I don't know how to help you there. Maybe try drawing things you like whenever you have the time. Like try drawing a veemo a day
Jaxon Diaz
I can't lie, that's actually really fucking funny.
It's not happening, user. I'm okay with that.
Andrew Rivera
Well I wasn't trying to push you to do it. I was just giving a suggestion in case you might take it up again
Nolan Russell
please tell me there's a pearl version
Dominic Long
The squid
Chase Gomez
Landon Green
Yes!
Daniel Reed
Jeremiah Jones
Maybe just for laughs, but I'm never going to be anything decent. Still, it is pretty nice. I love those ice creams.
Luis Gray
Everybody loves these things
Evan Perez
That one's my favorite.
Evan Ortiz
Gosh Veemos are so cute.
Elijah Powell
It's almost unbearable.
Colton Diaz
Mem cake mac and cheese
Michael Young
>most kills
>most eggs
I went back into salmon run because I couldn't help myself. Turned out to be a good decision, lot better players now. Shout outs to Clam'ster, bandywag, and RexFury. TrumpSucks, you're a stupid kid. Keep politics off my Splatoon.
Ethan Gutierrez
People inject politics just about anywhere
Kevin Evans
They should fuck off.
Joshua Thomas
thighs
Samuel Cooper
Where is my Callie popsicle
Carter Wood
I gotchu.
John Hall
She's not wearing anything under those shorts.
Cameron Richardson
I need pictures of Marie gently nibbling on Callie's floppers pls.
John Young
completely indistinguishable from the real thing
Zachary Collins
Sq_nny
Sq_nny
Sq_nny
Isaiah Foster
Seeing politics everyday gets exhausting and it does no favors for my mood
Logan Ramirez
Owen King
That's funny, I was just thinking that.
Nathaniel Nelson
Squids don't have pussies. You have to poke a hole in them yourself.
Dylan Scott
There's actually a species of spider that reproduces on those same principles.
Jayden Nelson
That's only certain species of pygmy squid, iirc.
Landon Brooks
isn't Pearl one of those?
Evan Hall
They are the cutest cephalopods
Oliver Williams
Japanese pygmy squid, though I'm not sure f her species is one. Maybe I'm mistaken, but the ones that undergo mantle-penetrative insemination are Mediterranean. I'll have to look it up again.
Ayden Sanchez
I want to tuck her in and give her a smooch on the forehead.
Easton Cruz
We need a doujin of this
Anthony Wilson
So turns out it's not actually squids, but nudibranchs and some slugs that do it as far as most mollusks go. With squids, its more of an attachment of sperm that seeps into the female's body.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
No, fuck you. Flow doesn't deserve that shit and 99% of splat doujins are gore/snuff/torture, etc. But that's already a well worn topic so I won't yammer on about it.
Elijah Ortiz
>Marina has a strawberry stuck in one of her holes
Nicholas Long
I want to play with marina's suckers.
Kevin Hernandez
Dylan Reed
Benjamin Taylor
good squidge
Brody Turner
My home internet isn't working so I can't play Splatoon
I hate my ISP so fucking much, they said they won't be out to fix it until tuesday
Kevin Peterson
These threads should keep you busy until then
Eli Gomez
It's only four days bro, you can hold out until then.
Jack Hill
>cunny thread still active after 24h
Cameron Anderson
I wouldn't call it that going by our current list of posts
Jonathan Howard
you're not wrong honestly
Easton Green
I know, I've been reporting this shit c*mbrain thread but the cumbr*in mods won't delete it.
Ayden Sullivan
Well I wish it would've happened at the start of the week while I'm at my shitty job all day instead of happening during the weekend when I actually want to play stuff online
Haven't even got to play Hero online because of this shit
hopefully so
Brayden Thompson
She's a sweetie pie.
Yeah, that blows. Stuff always seems to break during the worst possible time, doesn't it? Be strong, brother.
Matthew Edwards
So who won?
Eli Baker
Me, because I have her.
Caleb Ross
Fucking cumbrain
Brandon Williams
It really does. My apartment manager likes me so I might ask him to call and bitch at them to fix it earlier.
Andrew Williams
I haven’t touched Yea Forums in like only a week and I feel totally out of the loop. Is cumbrain the new thing, replacing s*y and such? Or just another piece of shit to add to the pile
James Mitchell
Yea Forums wouldn't care about Splatoon if not for lolibait. Prove me wrong.
Gabriel Morales
It's used to combat all of the waifushit and pornbait that cancers up this board.
Brandon Edwards
never respond to buzzword posters
Chase Sanders
>marina blocks your path
Liam Rodriguez
>implying splatoon 2 would have happened if not for lolifags
Dominic Torres
Felt I had to at least ask what’s all the buzz about the new buzzword, I’m not giving them any (You)s of course
Bentley Adams
Guess it's worth a shot.
I don't have a goddamn clue, I saw it pop up literally yesterday and I can only assume it's from facebook or reddit or whatever. I just ignore it.
Alexander Hall
Found it, just some forced shit
John Butler
It's function appears to be against people who post nsfw or just sexually charged pictures. By their definition, is a "cumbrain" post.
Robert Nguyen
Must be one of those raids I've heard so much about. Talk about pathetic.
Joseph Miller
So basically just the new have sex
Noah Bell
It's the new fuck off to /c/ or /e/.
Juan Butler
Nothin really surprising I guess, I’m just gonna ignore it and move on like with most of the shit on this site
Eli Foster
I heard it on other boards, like a couple posts then the person just fucks off
Owen Butler
It'll blow over soon enough, and if not then a word filter likely isn't too far behind.
>battery at 4%
Guess I should sleep now.
Josiah Adams
"combat"
Tyler Ward
Charles Brown
Gnight fren
Nolan Myers
Pedo bait game
Nincels are pedos
Owen Price
At the very least it calls it out. Splatoon threads are arguably the worst offenders because it's no game discussion, just the same image dumps every time.
Benjamin Hall
Here you go.
Isaiah Bell
goodnight
Liam Wright
Oh so it's moralfagging. That's cute and rich.
Robert Gonzalez
Because it was serialized in a magazine for elementary-schoolers, you fucking mongrel.
Do enough people still play 1 that matchmaking doesn't take ages?
Ryan Green
Since you're not talking about video games.
Hudson Ross
Splatoon is a video game, silly retard man
Kayden King
Matchmaking can't take ages by definition since time limit is 135 seconds, and it still fills lobbies in that time. Mostly with japs, but still.
Adam Cooper
Then why aren't you talking about the gameplay?
Connor Powell
>Mostly with japs
I sometimes feel like going back but those assholes are scary.
James Brown
t. cumbrain incel
Easton Campbell
There are posts talking about it, stevie wonder.
Even if there wasn't there's nothing wrong with talking about the game's story, characters, music, or designs in general since its all originating from a videogame. Now please suck my cock.
Daniel Scott
>Exhentai seems to be back up
TIME TO FAP TO SOME SQUIDS
Levi Fisher
I won't fall for that again.
Carson Edwards
You having a non-answer to me only makes you look like you're seething really hard. It's adorable.
Tyler Jones
>There are posts talking about it
They're the minority, buried by the waifushit and blogposting.
>cumbrain can't stop thinking about sex even when making insults
Jaxson Gray
I miss seeing that baby face.
Owen Taylor
Are you too scared to check the sticky in /h/, where they are rejoicing and panicking at the same time?
Dylan Gomez
Because 10-year olds think it's funny.
Juan Wilson
Grizz is going to be the Splatoon 3 villain. We are all in agreement on this, yes?
Cameron Rogers
Obviously
Jayden Butler
Babby is a relic of a bygone era, indicative of better times.
It seems too obvious, really.
Xavier Thomas
Not him but wow dude. You remind me of the times I would ironically reply to posts like "eat shit" with
>scat fetish
Only I was just fucking around when I did it. You can't possibly hope to browbeat Yea Forums into submission with this movement. You can't be this naive.
Kevin Myers
Are those p-p-panties?
Justin Peterson
If you're going to shit up the board, I might as well shit up your threads in response.
Robert Long
That's cute, he thinks he can change the board. Alright big man, what grand design do you have to derail this thread? Can't be calling us degenerates, you already did that.
Zachary Cruz
Ryder James
Shitposting can't be solved with more shitposting, just like violence can't be sloved with more violence.
Alexander Taylor
>what grand design do you have to derail this thread?
This thread was derailed from the get-go. There's no video game talk.
Levi Miller
*attaches a set of strings to your penis and plays the Munsters theme song on it*
Benjamin Nelson
>I'm going to derail this thread
>NUH UH YOU CAN'T DERAIL US LET US ALL TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU AREN'T DERAILING US
shut the fuck up and post cute and funny squids retards
Gabriel Evans
Fuck you, I'm going to post about video games.
This weapon did nothing wrong, and only shitters couldn't handle its long TTK and need to roll for accuracy.
Nathaniel Wright
You clearly haven't read this thread at all and are just sperging at the pictures. I scrolled to the top and just barely paid attention to as I scrolled back down and I saw posts about the game's balance, criticism of the tie-in comic and speculation about Splatoon 3.
Jacob Kelly
>down again right before I logged in
It was short but sweet.
Juan Campbell
I can't wait for frickin' laser beams to be dealt with
Isaiah Roberts
Don't respond. Its just a shitposter
Ryder Cox
i miss the og dual squelcher
Bentley Howard
>threads about gameplay die in a few minutes
>threads about waifus thrive, make up half of the catalog
Since when was Yea Forums like this?
Kayden Myers
Is she going to menstruate on me
Elijah Thompson
Damn it.
*splats*
Jack Green
Flow makes me uncomfortable for some reason
Adrian Adams
It was okay, but ultimately not worth using over the other options. The roll made it relevant for a short while before it was made twice as thirsty.
Yeah, check out all that video game discussion.
Jaxon Nguyen
I wonder how CQ handled losing that final splatfest
Blake Young
Probably because you're slugist
Adam Jackson
Since cumbrains took over.
Brandon Long
It's utterly impossible to kill for anything that doesn't outrange it by a fair margin. Its roll combined with its range makes for a completely degenerate playstyle.
There's no reason it should have the best roll out of all dualies.
There's no reason a gun with so much range should be this easy to aim (projectile size+dualies' effectively twice-width reticle+good fire rate).
They should've separated it into two weapons- the OG Dual Squelcher and a different pair of dualies with Squelchies' roll, with less range but more power to make them more offensive.
Jordan Brooks
>It's utterly impossible to kill for anything that doesn't outrange it by a fair margin.
Not true for Tentatek-ranged weapons. If you're using anything with less range, stop it because you're going to get shit on regardless.
>There's no reason it should have the best roll out of all dualies.
Because it has the worst TTK and doesn't gain any benefit aside from accuracy.
>There's no reason a gun with so much range should be this easy to aim
It's one of the slowest weapons in the game. Got any proof on that hitbox size?
>with less range but more power to make them more offensive.
Tetras.
Jackson Diaz
Just a hickup due to millions of anons going in.
More traffic when some of them still back up everything, just in case this is just a temporary thing.
Works on my machine, yadda yadda...
I was considering doing the "gay sex with hats on" tab gag, but I'm a lazy git.
:DDDD
Caleb Moore
It's weird how it went from a variation of a car wash's power hose to fucking drills.
Charles Foster
>SA lets play forum
That place is still alive??
Adam Hughes
youtube.com
Cordless pressure washers exist.
Noah Garcia
rebuilding tartar too busy to detonate ink packs
Charles White
i used it more than the other 3 liners in 1 because of its jack of all trades stats. using the pro, nozzlenoses or the dualies version in this game just isnt anywhere near the same
Dominic Rodriguez
Yeah.
Joshua Anderson
The Pro did a better job at being a jack of all trades in 1. Painting was mostly irrelevant for that class because you'd just run a Dynamo if you cared that much about paint.
Owen Rogers
They do but those explicitly look like power drills. The size and bulk is pretty much 1:1 and pretty much every cordless washer I'm finding looks exactly like a washer with slight variations. Dualie Squelchers even have the small trigger drills do.
John Parker
>jack of all trades
but its literally not
Zachary Ramirez
Some liberties were taken. They still had to make it look mostly like the old weapon, just split in two.
It had high accuracy, damage right in the middle of the 96 and DS, and could run a little bit of damage up in order to land 49.9. Later on they even gave it slightly more range than the 96 and H3 to help it stand out a little bit more.
Christian Edwards
It is tailor-made to fuck up the 2-liners, even moreso than Splat1 L3.
>it has the worst TTK
Which is not that bad all things considered. Difference between Sploosh and Nzap is twice that of difference between Nzap and DS.
>it's one of the slowest weapons in the game
It's faster than every single non-OHKO non-shooter, plus all rollers but Carbon.
>hitbox size
Was literally one of the first things buffed on all dualies.
>Tetras
Nah, they are just different. Small dualies with Squelchies' roll would've slotted right inbetween them and Splat Dualies.
Pro was always the dedicated killing machine. DS's problem were 96 and H3, it wasn't mobile enough to justify using over these two as they both inked just as much, killed better and all baisically shared DS's good kit. Plus H3 with run speed up was ridiculously mobile back in 1
Benjamin Scott
>It is tailor-made to fuck up the 2-liners
Only if it spaced perfectly, which isn't always an option. It got shit on by Splattershots when not at arm's length and already rolled. Reminder that bombs are a thing to punish someone constantly rolling.
>Which is not that bad all things considered.
It's worse than every rapid fire weapon that isn't the Jet Squelcher. You need to also factor in roll time since its hipfire is shit.
>Was literally one of the first things buffed on all dualies.
Okay. Do you have any proof of it being "twice the size", or that dualie bullets were the same size as regular shots to begin with?
>Nah, they are just different.
They're an aggressive dualie that prioritizes rolls, and has roughly L3 range. The roll doesn't function exactly the same, but it's close enough to fill the same role.
>Pro was always the dedicated killing machine.
No, that was the 96.
>DS's problem were 96 and H3
The DS's problem was that it sucked. Even after removing those two weapons, there wouldn't be any reason to use it over the Pro.
Brandon Gomez
>only if spaced perfectly
Between its fast slide rolls and its very fast strafe for a weapon its size, it can outspace everything smaller than it unless it goes full retard or is in very unfavourable terrain.
>it's worse than any rapid fire weapon
Remove it and suddenly Nzap, Pro and Splash find themselves like that.
>twice the size
The hitboxes are 1.25x size of regular shooters. All dualies after the hitbox buff (except inaccurate Tetras) have a very consistent sweetspot between the two reticles and then have those two reticles by themselves for consistent half-damage streams. It works much better for them than for other dualies, with their range it doesn't matter if you kill slowly if they can't kill you at all.
>it's close enough
They have a lot of commitment to them, while Squelchies' trick is that their rolls have barely any commitment. They are faster than other rolls (minus dapples), they are longer than other rolls, and they have the slide that makes them even less vulnerable than usual.
>No, that was 96
96's accuracy made it shit at long range, it was (and still largely is) effectively a 2-liner plus some intimidation and painting range. It's just powerful enough to make it usable at short ranges, it ties with Splattershot's TTK.
Pro (and DS) had distinction of being actually consistent at range, and 99.9 Pro in a game with ink damage being applied immediately rather than 2 frames after touching enemy ink (8 with a sub of IRU) was even more consistent than it is now, even with occasional Defense Up builds.
>there wouldn't be any reason to use it over Pro
It still deals with small arms fairly well, and unlike Pro it can ink and has some persistence. If those were the two weapons in the range bracket both would've been used, even with DS being kinda slow for what it's supposed to be.
Daniel Hall
Benjamin Ward
Sebastian Edwards
>Between its fast slide rolls and its very fast strafe for a weapon its size, it can outspace everything smaller than it
If that were true, it would have been used when Kensa Dualies and Splattershot were still seeing tons of usage.
>or is in very unfavourable terrain.
As a shorter-ranged weapon, this is your job against any mid-to-backline.
>Remove it and suddenly Nzap, Pro and Splash find themselves like that.
Neo Splash has a great kit and Burst Bombs aide its low damage output, while the Pro has MPU for damage. N-Zap is pretty trash now that the Jr. got power crept so hard.
>The hitboxes are 1.25x size of regular shooters.
Again, proof?
>They have a lot of commitment to them
They have 4 rolls, while having the damage to make up for it.
>Squelchies' trick is that their rolls have barely any commitment
Because they have the least amount of benefit for rolling relative to other dualies.
>96's accuracy made it shit at long range
Its accuracy really wasn't that bad. Sometimes you'd miss out on a 2-shot, but you also had a wall and Kraken to make up for it.
>It still deals with small arms fairly well
It had a shit TTK, so I don't know where you're getting that idea from.
John Martinez
Just imagine the pussy eating that these two get up to.
Leo Nelson
It's a discord raid
Jonathan Torres
Cooper Jenkins
Jaxon Gutierrez
Jordan Gomez
Benjamin Torres
cute squid butt
Luis Rodriguez
>squid
Does that subcephalopod look like a squid to you?
Alexander Richardson
oops I didn't look up
Carter Garcia
Can't blame you there. The face doesn't really matter when pussy and ass is involved.
Brody Reyes
Retarded and blind
Connor Harris
The gamer is your mom when I came in her eye socket lololol
Hunter Young
Austin Gomez
Anyone know the artist? I can't find this image anywhere but Yea Forums threads
Jaxson Young
degenerate gamer
Nicholas Wilson
Oh my goodness what is she doing?
Jordan Jenkins
Practicing for Splat Zones.
Tyler Morris
Sebastian Anderson
lovely stuff, thanks
Kevin Foster
TESTING to see what the filtered word is
tranny
NEET
incel
weeb
Gabriel Roberts
I just plugged filtered into the archive to find posts complaining about it. It's
Anthony Watson
Yes, with his army of enhanced salmonids
David Hernandez
I'm thinking it will be a tartar backup
Jacob Gonzalez
Moe-brain posters need to be put to the guillotine.
Samuel Hughes
>that old wine aunt that creeps on the intern
Elijah Parker
Nah I don't think villain.
More like a myopic visionary with tunnel vision whose ambition causes some severe blowback.
You're stealing the eggs from the species that
>has huge numbers of trained warriors whose strategy is zerg rush
>has functional equivalent technology to the two major military powers, the inklings and the octarians
>provides the eggs that powers the octarian power systems
>whose salmonid migrations have destroyed entire cities and slaughtered whole inkling populations in the past
Cities like inkopolis are basically bastions of civilization outside of ecologically destroyed, wartorn wastelands, hence the history of grandiose turf wars and forcing the octarians to build under the ground given their limited amount of livable land.
He's gonna be the cause or at ground zero for some shit but I doubt he'll be a straight up antagonistic force.
I could see him accidentally provoking or leading the salmonids to Inkopolis.
Zachary Lee
Maybe but I don't see him being as altruistic as Hayden. I have a feeling he'll be an antagonist one way or another.
Ryder Kelly
Carson Turner
Splatoon persona-like rpg when
Nathan Perry
gamer
Brody Butler
I'd love a Splatoon tomoadchi life
Benjamin Hernandez
I fucking love squids!
Wyatt Bennett
Can this be used in normal matches?
Aiden Perez
Yes.
Aaron Hill
I wonder, do most places outside of Inkopolis look more like the salmon run stages?
Mason Rivera
William Jenkins
What do they gain from this?
Owen Young
Most of the world is flooded. That's why so much of the single player stuff involves descending into areas that are platforms in floating voids.
There's villages and suburbs and other outcroppings but it's likely venturing away from ciities into the wilderness without being heavily armed and in a group is a death sentence.
Or at least on carefully curated routes like what the inklings use to get to octo territory via sewer like Mario.
Wyatt Foster
Man, I'd love to see a DLC that's about reclaiming abandoned territory, and seeing how the outside world has fared
Joshua Perez
Would you rather get a Salmon Expansion or a Cuttle Expansion?
And what are our chances of getting both?
Owen Harris
Probably very poorly considering everyone just migrates to inkling cities. But inklings are pretty tolerant of other races all things considered.
Julian Hall
I would rather they make the 3rd game with a story mode to beat out Octo expansion
Owen Nelson
Fuck I would play the shit out of that
Cameron Gutierrez
Tyler Rivera
Are Inklings really considered the dominant species, at least in the country the game's set in?
Michael Foster
All I'm asking for is that we eventually get an update of some sort that adds more formal clothing to Splatoon besides the school uniform. You guys don't know how bad I want female inklings to wear basic heels or flats. Maybe even dresses too. Yet everybody always brings up the response of "Wouldn't that be hard to move in?" and my proof gets lesser and lesser every time.Y'know how much I'd like to see Inklings wear Mary Janes? heck, It doesn't even have to be for the player. Just involve it in a SS or OTH costume in-game. This thought plagues my mind so damn much I'd just like to see inklings wear vintage clothing from the 50's or 60's. Or whatever they consider that.
They can make the promo art for the Game's OST Wear that type of clothing, but they seriously can't attempt something for in-game?
You guys don't realize how much this bothers me. I don't know why, i'd just like to see it.
Andrew Reed
Would be neat to be able to do some James Bond cosplay for my Undercover Brella builds.
Jonathan Stewart
>Inklings are the dominant cultural force and form the majority of the military power that won the Great Turf War
>most cultural icons are inklings, most in-universe bands have at least one inkling member
>given Pearl's background it's not too unusual to assume most of the wealthiest groups are inkling-run
Matthew Allen
I only use the default gun, is that better?
Bentley Clark
Sure would be nice to wear a suit, huh. Fuck Japan.
Zachary Lee
(((Mollusks)))
Colton Long
Jack Cruz
Reminder that squids are not cunny tier and are roastie tier in cannon
Charles Butler
I want to fuck a squid boy
Adam Russell
Splattershot Jr is pretty tried and true.
Benjamin Stewart
...
Noah Rogers
But Octos are
Anthony Nelson
"Cunny tier" and "roastie tier" are one and the same
Andrew Baker
Holy shit there it is, the worst post of all time
Dylan Diaz
Matthew Ramirez
This game makes me wish all girls were more tomboyish
Aiden Rogers
What about Splatoon but with HTF instead?
David Ward
If s+ pays out 3900 hoe much does x play?
Ian Powell
the manga is objectively garbage but i still bought all of them because i love them for some reason
Camden Long
It's the new "Hi, I'm reddit"
Elijah Collins
Carson Foster
Luis Jackson
Finally, a weapon to surpass Stingers.
Henry Jackson
Metal Squid Solid 3: Salmon Eater feat. Naked Cuttlefish when?
Hudson Murphy
The Tower of Idols
God shall strike us for this hubris
Jace Wilson
I don't even play this game, but I would squish a squid
Ian Lee
the new tower of babel?
Alexander Thomas
Do not squish the squids.
Brody Wilson
I didn't mean it like that!
I meant, like, a hug!