Any games let me be a mommy?

Any games let me be a mommy?

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Cooking Mama?

Fallout 4

>Another cumbrain thread
*Sigh*

Stop using normalfag buzzwords

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Stay mad, Kiwi Farmlet

Man really trying to shill that new buzz word

it uses wojaks, so brainlets will lap it up just like boom zoom.

wojaks are worse than ragefaces, at this point

Stop trying to make cumbrain happen it’s not going to happen

Its a legit schizo posting them hence the dedication to forcing it.

I feel nothing. I feel nothing when I look at this picture.

Daily reminder that Milhouse is still not a meme.

I am always amazed at the dedication some of the posters on this board have. Truly, truly autistic shit. That said, I guess any of the FE games where you can be a female MC and have a future-child count toward being a mom.

You're describing any kiwifarmer at this point

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Why is he so obsessed with trying to stop people from talking about sex though

I wonder how many reports for spamming before your samefag, forced meme autistically screeching ass gets banned?

Cause he can't contribute.

>Artist degenerates down a fetish only path
This is real sad

>sundown

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it's all you guys talk about

lmao most threads only exist because the OP image has cake in it

stop pretending cumbrains

cause it's a videogame board you dunce. there's literally over 5 other boards on this website dedicated to porn and faggots like op decide to post thinly veiled porn threads practically begging for replies which the mods do nothing about.

We could be talking about moms in video games but you would rather whine about some made up buzz word, whose the real problem here?

maybe the fact that the mods delete your shitposts but leave up the threads should give you a hint that maybe you should just fucking leave. I hear reddit keeps their game discussions nice and sterile, so you could always go there.

It's not one person doing this. There are multiple

My mom keeps bringing black men at night time I'm not sure why

>OMG WHITE VIDEO GAME WOMEN

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>We could
But you won't

all words are made up dipshit

you can't just say "your word is too new to mean anything" and expect that to be an argument

your fucking burned out cum brain can't comprehend metaphor or symbolism

Then report and hide it if it's an issue for you, you stupid motherfucker.

i'm not the retard spamming cumbrain on every thread moron

HOLY FUCK I LOVE SEX SO MUCH..... MUH DICK!!! MOMMY!!!!!!

>pedophiles getting blown the fuck out on Yea Forums
>cumbrains getting blown the fuck out on Yea Forums
What are some games?

Bayonetta, Smoke and Sacrifice, Blood of the Werewolf, Thea 2 let's you become pregnant and bear children for your party

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Where did this meme come from? It's not scientifically possible to burn out dopamine receptors unless you literally never sleep

what are some games that trigger normalfaggots?

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Why even draw the character if you make these ugly out of model proportions

Haha good one dude you spammed several people at a time with your shitty wojak meme haha

What do you call someone who is not a normie but is one of those predictably small-brained weirdos?

Like a nega-normie?

Cumbrains are definitely nega-normies. You've immersed yourself so deeply in the normie culture of sex in the media that you've become it.

So how many stupid wojack posters are on this board? Like 5? Or just one dude with a vpn.

Speaking of reporting, isn't asking for recommendations against the rules?

Ampharos

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are you ok there? you having a sperg attack?

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>Praises sex
>Sex being what normies love

>Vpns
>Working

Too few.

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You call him a creep, you meme forcing moron. Open a book for once.

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>You're describing any kiwifarmer at this point
is this due to the ex hentai that people think it's kiwi's doing this shit?

Based nigger putting her in her place

>having the audacity to make an image containing a Wojak that claims other people in any capacity are 'no longer creative'

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Mario Bros 2 and Super Paper Mario Bowser Jr confirms it in Sunshine

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warm/tasty

Absolutely fucking based

why are normalfaggots tourists like you so triggered by lewdness?
here, seethe more

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Not necessarily, I think. So long as it promotes discussion, then it should be fine. Like those horror game threads.

cope

>Bowser: Jr., I've got something... difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach...
>Bowser Jr.: I know she's not really my Mama... Someday...when I'm bigger, I wanna fight that Mario again!

Why is she trying to hit him?

>kiwifarmer
What does Kiwi farms have to do with this? I'm pretty sure those guys just find dox on Internet retards for drama

seethe more
keep the tears of rage flowing

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Based

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they too are as bad as the people they mock, and even protect CWC and are the reason he's so goddamn boring now.

wish Juju stopped with the pinups already
he needs to start doing sex scenes again

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Calling people reddit don't cut it since we're all redditors, so we use a new bogeyman

>"only normies love sex"
I can't imagine being so smooth brained while simultaneously admitting that you're a virgin lmao

any game with children in it

>Doesn't punch her
>Makes sure to open palm slap her
Good Guy Garquón

Supposedly because they had a hand in taking down ATF by reporting them to their host, and people think that they were responsible for Sadpanda going down too.
I doubt that they would shitpost so excessively over here though, since this new buzzword being forced is admittedly par for the course these days.

>built 4 pounding
looks like SHE is the one doing the pounding

I'm into straight up hamplanets but there's something really erotic about how tastefully chunky Sundown does his girls. His "embarrassed to be dressed slutty" schtick really gets me going too.

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>sundown’s Celestia

HNNNNNNG

Hinako looks kinda weird here.

she is mad because he's a cumbrain for liking women

yeah whatever summerfag

His worst piece yet. Old hag Mercy.

>sundown’s Fluttershy

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How can she slap?

My man also applejack my poor dick

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Someone give me some ideas, I'm gonna start doing lewds because I have nothing else to do with my time and I'm pretty nifty at the old drawing, I like big mommas

That's gonna be a yikes from me

Chubby or straight up fat bellies in slutty clothes really do it for me.

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based

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fuck off ponyfuckers

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>40% of all MILFs actually don't have children
Mark my words! Heads are gonna roll!

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It's been 10 years. Get over it, barneyfag

Stop masturbating.

I can appreciate what this guy sets out to do but he really doesn't have a decent enough grasp of anatomy to do multiple body types like he wants

stay in your containment board

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God, imagine the size of her cock...

Yeah, sounds like a bunch of retards trying to force a meme. Am I actually supposed to believe Chris Chan trolls were somehow masterminding to remove Sadpanda? Sounds nuts

>ends on a cliffhanger promising a second season
>second season never comes
A shame.

I don't give a shit about horses, their humanized personifications are hot as fuck

SEETHE MORE

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Did someone say mommy?

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Try to stop me you degenerate

man, that art looks suft as fuck

A good number of people there don't have a love for Sadpanda, admittedly. Also I wouldn't describe it as
>masterminding
rather
>report this thing I don't like until it goes away

Get over it. Stop being gay too while you're at it.

>how cute, you think those tiny condoms will fit!
>maybe if i was a child!

Unironically me but every race

>tfw no *big* mommy

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>Chris Chan trolls were somehow masterminding to remove Sadpanda?
Yea Forums was trolling chris chan and not kiwi farms

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mommy!

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MOMMY

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>40% of all MILFs actually don't have children
That makes it better.

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>Implying you wouldn't

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My life but you have to not roll high on getting the infertile debuff.

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Its never too late.

About the response I expected from Yea Forumseddit

If you call them mommy you're their child

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((they)) don't want mothers to exist.

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oof

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>cumbrain
ok which one of you trannies did this? is this the new have sex? needs more work fellow ma'am

he is actually a schizo, this isn't a meme, he has schizophrenia and as a result spams this shit endlessly due to his delusions.

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>Where did this meme come from?
The same board every shitty forced meme comes from

Most words used today have widely accepted definitions applied to them. You can make up whatever shitty phrase with your friends on your tranny discord server to spam on each thread but it doesn't mean it's any less forced and cancerous, faggot. I wonder who really has cum on the brain when you keep whining about anything remotely sexual?

>I've won, he can't do anything to me
>Now I'll just walk away

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>Supposedly because they had a hand in taking down ATF by reporting them to their host
I'd believe this. Just saw a recent thread there about funimation subs translating lolicon to pedophile that was filled with YASSS'ing. I never expected a forum dedicated to cataloguing internet drama queens to also be moral champions. I guess when you make enough threads about furries who rape their pets, it turns you into a moralist.

I swear to god if this wasn't the first post I was going to be very disappointed in Yea Forums today. More so than I usually am.

The actual boards for NSFW suck.

normalfags think that cummies are a human right

user, no! Don't turn me into a pony fucker! That ass is criminal!

I wish Iku would draw hairy mommies

This picture made my girlfriend say "man, I should get pregnant" and despite not ever wanting kids is leading her down impregnation fetish territory

asshole

>Twilight Velvet and Mrs.Shy are two of the hottest ponies
How'd they do it?

weird flex but okay

Why? Outside her tits after her second kid her body was fucking destroyed. Most of the women that get kids only get mom arms/back fat rather than tits.

but he does

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pregnant women are hot and having kids with the woman you love is awesome fuck you idiot

she wants bigger tits.

cope

dilate

cope

Get out, tosser.

I love Toriel!

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Always fun to see the cumbrain meme trigger the cumbrains
The jannies had to start deleting the posts because they'll often get a lot of replies derailing the obvious offtopic threads.

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Not a mommy body enough

Based mommy(male)

hold on let me check my flash cards here

oh yeah, here we go

have sex

You should be disappointed anyway because you don't play as Mama in Cooking Mama. She's showing you how to cook and fixes your mistakes for you when you fuck up.

Get a job.

Breeding sow

G-girlfriend?? Oh no! I'm reminded that I'm alone!

Please delete your post!!

>Princess Cadance
Eh whatever

>suddenly gets a child, nothing changes about her visually
Pic related whenever I see her.

What the fuck is wrong with me bros?

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So does that mean that Im the one receiving the rimjob or am I giving? Because I would like to lick both of those assholes

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ummm

cope?

See

context?

Show a bit of imagination, moron.

Glad to see your little group of fags finally admitting that you're spamming off-topic garbage instead of trying to justify it with some warped, convoluted bullshit "reasoning" like you were earlier in the thread.

>russian bot
>imagination
good one mate

>kiwifarms spacing
lol

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme, though.

yikes lol imagine ever thinking this would work

>be creative about this internet fight user
have sex
>russian bot
read a different book
>muh spacing
have sex

I know this feel so hard.

My GF and I both said we never wanted kids before meeting, but as we've talked about it, we've basically both developed an impregnation and breeding fetish and last night we actually talked about getting her off BC and having kids.

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you

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>promptly stopped kiwifarm spacing as soon as he was called out
repeat after me: insecurity!

>impregnation and breeding fetish
literally biological imperative #1, your brains are screaming at you to do what you were created to do

>muh spacing

sorry

user

i'll maintain the big narrative

for you

Man I love Mogiki's work

They're pissing into an ocean of piss. This kind of shit isn't going to do anything but be annoying for maybe a month before another buzzword takes over, that is if they even keep it up for that long.

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME

Based on their other art, definitely receiving.

>tfw 29yo
>tfw fucking around with a 54yo MILF

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We're both concerned about the money aspect, but we've basically decided since we're going to be together long term, there's no reason to wait.

nice

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>I will p-prove him w-wrong by d-doing the opposite!
i n s e c u r i t y

i think that's based yes yes based

Does she have a daughter?

How'd you meet?

Now you've got to share the story, user.

Mature women both 2D and 3D are the fucking best and cant change your mind.

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Sundown really toes the line between hot and fleshy abomination in every work

Holy fucking based

>csr
please post good stuff instead

She looks like she rims blackguys

If she isn't paying/buying you things you could do better.

Congrats user thats fucking dope!

More like:
>Normies are obsessed with sex
>Normies are grossed out and hate any game with sex in it.
What's their endgame?

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You sound like you get off to gay shit.

Welp, this is it Yea Forums, think i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>just lost 4k in stocks
>family wants to stab and murder and kill me until im dead
>keep hearing niggers giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

stream URL + quick rundown:
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Thank you all, frens.

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Don't know and don't care. I broke it off with another 50+ MILF because I found out she actually was a GILF. Huge mistake because she loved giving massages and let me fuck her bareback.
One time, though, I met a 47yo MILF and she was really embarrassed about the age difference and me wanting to fuck her and she offered to set me up with her 24yo daughter. Funnily enough, the daughter knew how her mom met me and she told me about it.
It didn't work because she kept droning on and on about her exes.

Badoo.

>"How can we try and influence the people who we originally alienated with buzzwords and name calling to come back to the 'Right Side of History™'?"
>"Just keep saying the same annoying shit we have been, surely that will change their minds!"
Being a discord tranny libdem certainly is a special type of autism.

>t.manofshad

Damn, I mean I guess thats cool but, I wanna be the one giving.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A BIG TIDDY MILF FUCKBUDDY
IT FUCKING HURTS BEING A VIRGIN

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you can't use my own schtick against me

begone mimic

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You misunderstand. Normies love sex and hookup culture for their kind. But sex in video games makes incels happy and we can't have that.

Reminder that the only thing discord trannies have done is get the word 'tranny' immortalized as a go-to insult and continue to guarantee that they will be seen as boogeymen for the foreseeable future

Ironically, they might have done more to push this site AWAY from their "acceptance" mindset than any /pol/ poster could ever dream of doing

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>spoiler
Absolutely based.

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>Huge mistake because she loved giving massages
you damn fool

download tinder and don't be ugly

Damn, mad jelly.

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Based

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Money will always be an issue, waiting until something better comes along is usually the wrong play.
Good luck with the babies user

>if you dont like one shit artist you have to like the other

Fucking based.
How was the sex? Did the years of experience make a difference?

They're mainly upset because the mainstream degenerate shit isn't out in full force in video games yet. That's why they're pushing so hard for "MUH REPRUHZENTAYSHUN" of transfaggotry in games and the like because it's about forcing people to see it. 40%ers get legitimately assmad when you ask for ways to personally block tranny content in any medium.

>Check calendar
>Thursday the 12th coming up in just over a month
You faggots better not disappoint.

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Do older women really like it when you call them mommy?

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I got my skype girlfriends from perusing online social circles, chatrooms and myfreecams. I dont mess around with them anymore but a lot of them where 40+ 50+. and no I didnt pay for the MFC ones I swagged my in for free.

It's okay, my man. I punched my v-card when I was 25.

Eh, not that much, to be honest. There's only so much you can do with a pussy. I just like the emotional aspect of making an older woman squirm like a girl.

Depends. I've been with one that did, but she was pretty dominant, and was an actual mom

oh shit

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>FILENAMEm.jpg
Fuck off phone poster

STORY

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That's the last Thursday the 12th of the year, right?

>Fucking other people's mom
Bad taste.

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>B/random channel

you cant suck start a shotgun fast enough

There's really nothing like sex with a mother.

You meet a woman who has passed through one of the most important phases on their life and come out the other end something more.

Because of social stigmas a lot of these women are left alone, and in my experience that means almost always that they are over-eager, especially in bed. Personally, mature women make me feel like my effort is appreciated in bed, as opposed to the younger roasties I've been with that make me feel like I just got up to the counter after taking a ticket.

I really thought that the idea of a woman having had a child was going to turn me off but even outside of the bedroom I feel so appreciated by these women that it ends up making me a better person with a much larger heart/tolerance for things that used to seem so important to me.

If I'm being honest Yea Forums, the woman I'm with now is 46 and I think I'm going to marry her. Never have I had this level of respect, understanding, or encouragement for a woman, I really really feel bad for everyone in my generation and back because after tasting the mature fruit of a woman I can't imagine biting into the sour taste of millenial girls.

>slapping fatties
>slapping fatties with comics shirts
Absolutely based

There's one in December, too.

Not much to talk about, met her online, found out later she was married and had a kid. I was a virgin when we met, which she loved. We live in different states now, mostly just play vidya together

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What's the meaning?

>discord
nah
maybe someone else will save it and repost it on gif

REMINDER: 79 days left until you pieces of shit finally fucking die forever.
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