Give me a game with lots of fap bait and dog shit gameplay

t.HRTbrain

what is this anti-sex propaganda I've been seeing lately?

retarded kiwifarmers

Overwatch

God I'm so glad I'm not gay.

go back to the trannyfarms and suck on Josh's cuck you fucking tranny

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Code of princess for the 3ds.
Never again will I buy a game with my dick after playing that mess.

/pol/ being /pol/ again.

Go to the girl's place instead? Holy shit dude, it's not that hard. As long as you don't smell like shit and don't look like shit (shave properly, wear clothes that actually fit) it's a matter of just talking to enough girls. I'm 24. Live with my mother (still in uni, doing master's) and have fucked girls AT THEIR PLACE.

>the cumbrain meme already getting banned this early into its lifespan
mods are actually gods

Senran Kagura and Neptunia.

if you compare the archives it's been posted way more frequently on Yea Forums than on /pol/. if it came from /pol/ there'd be tons of threads planning it out because they don't know subtlety
interestingly enough it was first used in 2014 on /pol/, but didn't catch on until this most recent shilling attempt

>dog shit gameplay
Impossible, gameplay is subjective

>virgy posted it again
Oh please stop posting this copy pasta shit was barely funny the first time.

>tfw about to hire a short stack escort for some dong on titty action.
Time to lay off masturbation so I can actually have a decent cumshot

>its just retarded kiwifarmers and SJWs that are low-key raiding because they got blamed for sadpanda closing

these people want you brainwashed by porn why would they be telling you to better yourself when your a few more wanks from giving your life savings to their shitty instagram cosplays?

Golden Axe Beastrider

my dick
who's the artist

Neptunia
All those shovelware JRPGs

user, no porn means you'd be pent up and willing to spend that money on instagram whores.
Just look at south korea, those poor bastards would sell their son to see a titty shot.

What the fuck is this idiot rambling about?

Wait, the OP image is drawn by that kid? Incredible.

yusuke murata. it's from one punch man

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good pasta

its Kyosuke Murata. Capcom used to run a contest for kids to design boss enemies for Rockman to be put in game. He won the design-a-robot master enemy design for the game for Rockman 4 with Dustman.

He draws Eyeshield and Onepunch-man redraw

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Onechambara. It's shit, but just fun enough to keep you entertained between faps in the character viewer.

Same, and I have big tolerance for mediocre gameplay.
How in the fuck you fail to make beat-em-up?

Post more muscle girl.

kiwifarmers are the literal cumbrains

League.

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Prostitutes don't count. The idea was never about the sex itself, but the implication that it entails, I.e you are attractive enough that you are desirable. Fucking whores is just a extra step to fucking a fleshlight. You are still not desirable. You simply pay for a service. The Japanese coined the term "prostitute virgin" for a reason

MFW no Fubuki gf

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fpbp
second post also best post

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Yes it does because the point is
>Have sex
And that's sex, paid or not

Funnily enough, the Senran Kagura fans get super butthurt when you criticize the games' gameplay and after a while they start screeching
>muh Deep Crimson

This

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The first Senran Kagura was okay though.

Damn, this is, what, three pastas in one? Served with a side of extra-virgin olive oil, no less. Congrats.

Nope. Sorry to burst your bubble, but fucking a moving fleshlight still makes a pathetic prostitute virgin.

>>Murata is a literal grandpa
He's 40 though.

Not really, because I had real, actual sex.
A woman of flesh and blood isn't the same as a fleshlight, no matter how much you yell.

The point is being able to conquer a woman. Dominating (not necessarily in the physical sense) things is one core trait of a man. If you can't dominate a woman, make her spread her legs to you instead of another guy, you failed as a man and as a person. If you rent a house, you don't own it, you don't possess it, and if you say otherwise everyone will laugh at you. It's the same principle.

If you're a furfag and/or into TF and also maybe mindbreak there's always Changed.
>many, many transfurmation sequences
>RPGmaker controls and chase sequences where your poor human can get stuck on the walls

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>upcoming OPM game is another fucking arena game
Someone should kill Harada greenlighting this shit.

>I-I totally had r-real honest to God s-sex!
You prostitute virgins are hilarious and sad. If deluding yourself into thinking you've made it by paying a whore makes you avoid suicide, then go for it

Your analogy sucks because you still live in a house you rent. Until you pick a place you'd like to have forever you shouldn't buy a house because a mortgage is a tremendous risk, upkeep is significant, and you should expect its post-purchase value to depreciate in the long term.

The 3DS games are okay for brawlers, but to be fair that's a genre that tends to have dirt simple gameplay anyways. You'll find much less people openly defending games like Estival Versus or Peach Beach Splash, let alone the spinoffs, but Burst, Deep Crimson, arguably even Shinovi Versus? Eh, they're okay enough. Not great, but okay enough.

But it is real to God sex. Paid or not it's not important.

But I'm dominating her. With money, like famous people do.
Do you think all of those women fuck rock stars due to their magnetic personalities?

>STOP BADMOUTHING SENRAN KAGURA! THEY'RE GOOOOOOD GAAAAAAMES
I called it

I love snep-kun!

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Some of the games are okay. Some of them are bad. Don't blow things out of proportion to force a narrative.