Dovahkiin is in 2nd grade now

grrr i look at baby and i hope it has bad life grrr society

Cringe and redditpilled

wonder how todd feels about turning a child’s life into a walking advertisement

>He can probably get away with being called Dova or some shit like that
That's still a pretty shitty fucking name though even as a nickname. There just isn't any good version of that shit.

Probably the best the poor guy can do is "Dave". Kind of close but normal. I guess a small mercy is that fucking nobody would know how to pronounce "Dovahkiin" it looks all weird and foreign too, which means that getting them to just use "Dave" wouldn't be as hard as other awful names that are easy too.

why is he so fucking red

At the very least little Dovahkiin will likely be good friends with Optimus Prime and that other kid named after a pony from MLP.

Yes, because his parents are awful and named him after a mediocre video game for shallow fame and petty goods. You'll grow up an realize kids are a product of their parents, and quite often if you have shitty parents, you'll have a shitty good fucking up society and voting for Trump.

Lol he's gonna get bullied so much.

Rent fucking free.

>he will have sex before you do
how does it feel Yea Forums?

>Hey babe, how would you like to play with my skyrim?

>throws Trump in there for no reason

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Is Skyrim popular with kids his age? I would assume they would be neck deep in fortnite and whatever to even know what Skyrim is, and that one faggot his age that does know about the game probably won't even connect the Dovahkiin name to the game, unless fucking Dovahkiin himself brags about getting named after a video game character.

you got it twisted
i'm legitimately concerned about him personally

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He'll have sex 10 years ago? That's pretty impressive.

FUS ROH DAH XDDD

Why is he so red? It's like he's about go super nova

In a few years we'll be seeing millions of nu-zoomers called Arya, Khaleesi and Daenerys

Holy shit, imagine being pathetic enough you post this lmao

>literally judging the child for the sins of the father

Have sex

>Turok is 17 years old now
what is he playing

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NEBBER DOUD AB COM ERE :DDD

the children of akatosh live outside of time

UWU I USED TO BE ADWENTUWE WAIK U, BUT DENN I TOOK AN AWWOW TO THE NEE .3. nyoron~n

What about Dovy?

I hope to god that kid is going by his middle name or something.

dilate

I hope they cleaned those bills because money is notoriously dirty.

wouldn't it be funny if later on in life Dovahkiin found a cute japanese girl 2 years his junior and they fell in love and she insists on calling him Dovahkun haha

>mfw "Arrow to the knee dubstep" exists
>mfw I have no face

youtube.com/watch?v=QNZNP5sKBTQ

Every time I look at this picture he gets more and more red.
How red will little Dovahkin get in two years?

>these people feel comfortable posting here in 2019
bring back pizza posters

>what is he playing
If there is a kid named this, then he is playing the "don't hang myself with a belt on the bathroom doorknob game" cos his parents named him the stupidest fucking name you can imagine. At least Dovakiin sounds exotic and they might think he is Icelandic or something. Turok sounds fucking dumb as shit.

The parents got a damn good deal out of it, at least.
I mean, Fallout 4 and Fallout 76 for free? Sign me up!

"Doe" is a okay nickname

Yeah just think of ever rerelease of Skyrim they get to play now!

how nice

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Dover might work better.

did they get teh nylon bag tho?

his parents named him dovahkiin, i'd be pissed too

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He's pissed off about his name.

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>Was 19 when Skyrim came out
>I'm now just a few years away from being 30

I still haven't played the game myself, but I remember seeing a lot of stuff about it when it was new, like that "put buckets on people's heads to steal from them" glitch.

kek fucking sauce?

Daenerys and Khaleesifags must've been really feeling that early adopter's remorse after the final season.

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Turok sounds chad as fuck faggot

Ben?

based and truthpilled

fuck off unless you look straight up red indian, or some native brown jungle shit, you aint fooling anyone. If a lilly white fucker told you his name was Soaring Eagle you'd laugh in his face, if he said that and he had a fucking feather in his hair, you'd think he was an uber chad.

>middleman is khajiit

*middle name
Fuck

I genuinely wonder what his middle and last names are, I hope it is not someshit like this.

That's what I was referring to faggot.

Dovahkiin Fus Ro Dah and then probably some generic shit like Robinson, or Smith.

How do you think this kid's doing?

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I remember reading he would go by Dave

most whites have jew names because of christianity anyway
too late to go back to "muh heritage"

Maybe they shorten it to something like "Dova" or change the Kiin to "Keen"

wouldn't be so bad. bet he grows up being called sephy and then seph later on.

no you weren't you said it was a chad name, and Little Dragonborn is white, as I am presuming Little Turok was. If you had meant to qualify your opinion, you would of. It's a gringe name unless you are a Jungle Nigger.

>not wanting to be nicknamed 'Dovak'

Slav Chad name, he's slaying 12 year old pussy.

they fucked him up a bit in the character creator

>2005
I hope he's dead, fucking zoom zoom zoomer

Man, there should be some rules as to how parents can name their children. My name was ALMOST Boba, since my father is a Star Wars fanboi. Luckily my mom managed to talk him out of it.
So now my name is Luke. Which is just some normal name. I'd fucking hate my dad forever if I was called Biba, holy shit. (I mean, Boba Fett is badass, but i don't wanna be named that)

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>Only a few more years until Sephiroth will be allowed to post here

The fuck does the Grinch have to do with this?

I cannot fathom why this thread insists on nicknames or contractions that keep thename. I knew a guy groing up who'se name was Sam and his actual name was Robert or soemthing but he hated it and went by his middle name. No kid would go by Seph or Sephy. Either middle name or Seth at best.

hey hey people

I always thought Boba was a dumb name, because it sounds similar to Bubba which people joke is a name that belongs to dumb fat hillbillies

Probably got a whole lot of bishiefag puss crushing on the horizon. Especially seeing as the remake will be dropping around the same time that his baldy balls will start to need a good draining.

>He probably already is

Imagine being this insecure.

>being this childish
it's obviously the word "cringe", something you must be aquainted with user.

Because naming your kid after a rape slave is okay, just make sure it's not a rape slave with a bad character arc

3.6 roentgen

Daily remonder there's a canadian named Illidan

You don't have to imagine, you live it every day.

k tranny

The Daenarys can at least get away with by going by “Dani”.

amazing post

he'll grow up and he'll marry that hawaiian girl Reimu

My cousins daughters name is arya.

Memes aside, the game is comfy and immersive after you get used to the jank. You should play it

ornj man bad

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>ok class settle down. Now mary?
>here
>charles?
>here
>uh...dove ake-en?
>i-its pronounced dova keen ma'am

>immersive
That's probably one of the last words I'd use to describe Skyrim.

PROTIP: "Immersive" doesn't mean "photo-realistic and grounded so I think its real life"

Might do at some point, I have a massive backlog already, though.

grrrr me me no read post

Kek I've never seen that one before and it's the best one

My parents are from Afghanistan and I was born in Canada. They gave me a traditional Afghan name which is impossible to spell and pronounce and even remember. I legally gave myself an English middle name that I go by because it's way easier for people to say it. Because of this I will never give my kid a weird/foreign name.

Holy kek you're a sad specimen

As if Dovahkiin isn't superior to your typical Americanized negro name
>Laquisha
>Jahseh
>Omar
>Ungabunga

Whats your name?

me too. especially as an ESL, the "Fett" part also always reminded me of "fat". it's like, everyone watch out, it's Bubba Fat, the badass bounty hunter. here comes Fat fuckin' Bubba.

if he goes by keen that'd be baller.

Is this the same guy that had all of those copies of Jurassic Park in a bathtub?

Fuck that's the same hospital my grandma died at

Around the same time as that kids birth too

Tt's literally the title.

>Fett
is literally "fat" in German.
So yeah, close call, dude.

I actually know a woman named unique.

>for no reason
it's called bait. we used to call it trolling.
you are the reason people actually believe there is a secret transexual internet society that posts here daily.

There's actually nothing strange about the name Arya imo. There are a few words that make the transition to becoming a naming convention, at least aria is a very pleasant and aesthetic word. But I could understand not liking it, Desire (des-uh-reh) is my most hated girl name.

>H-haha baited you... I was pretending to be retarded and you fell for it h-heh stupid

The worst I've met was an Unungua

I really want to have a daughter, and name her Alice.

For Alipheese the 16th

Is it worrying that I read this post in Paarthurnax' voice?

Hit the gym
Lose weight
Gain height
Take a shower
Have sex
Get a clue

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Kek

i physically cringed irl

kys plebbit

PROTIP: "Immersive" also doesn't mean bland world, story and characters

Fucking traitor

>mfw best friend named his son Leon Pliskin Kennedy after his two favorite video game characters
>mfw his wife had to talk him out of Snake as his middle name

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PROTIP: "You're" a "Nigger Faggot"

Sephiroth, Dovahkiin, Leon Kennedy, Pinkamena, Optimus Prime and Reimu. I can't wait for the action movie of them in a decade.

>Optimus Prime
based.

>Pinkamena Zecora Smith
I'm not mad, I'm genuinely concerned for these kids growing up.

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>named dovahkiin
>nicknames can be Dove, Dave, Kiin

He's not even a nigger so he can't pretend Zecora is like an African folk thing or whatever. That poor fucking kid

depends, if he is not a fat nerdy kid and is a total chad, people wouldn't mind

Am I faggot for wanting to use old ass names for my kids?
Like Gwenyvere and Solomon?

What the fuck is wrong with that baby?
Why is it red?

He looks like a normal, well adjusted kid desu.

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Jeff

>those bookmarks

>I'm a boy

fuck trump and fuck white people

I'm concerned about Dovakhiin user

why was he so red?

sounds like a dog name. even more cruel for a kid

Why do you retards put so much stock in names?

fuck off to iceland then

FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME WHAT A SURPRISE WITH PARENTS LIKE THAT

He's fuming.

DeBonaham

why that baby is so fucking red?

most kids today dont know what skyrim is so he is doing fine

Because humans are eusocial creatures and you're a faggot

Stop posting.

oh shit lmao

It’s naming your kid after a saviour of the oppressed versus naming your kid after a psycho mass murderer you wombat.

wife won't let me name daughten Ciraxis :c

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Real babies are red, incel.

Yes. Solomon would work in only like three places in the world.

Okay that’s really good bait

Turok sounds like an elite NFL name.

You want him dead because he's young?

Why is he wearing mittens though?

isn't sephirot like an hebrew name?

My name Jeff

Imagine naming your kid after a vidya character for free games only for said games to be mostly shit with the exception of doom

naw its jewish en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sefirot

Why would anyone name their kid DOOMGUY

>472525792
You just made this post to get you's didn't you

He probably hates video games and is really into sports and shit.

>not naming him DOOD MOOM

That's a pretty rad name

heatenings

Anyone got the screencap of the Hawaiian guy naming his daughter Reimu? Was that even real?

he's a Dremora

Kid is gonna be a giga chad, 6'5" 200 lb of pure muscle walks in to the class introducing himself:
"Ayo I'm Dovahkiin". Brutally moggs any Jasons,Johns,Daves,Bobs,Marks,Liams,Noahs,Williams,James,Olivers,Benjamins etc.

>"Ayo I'm Dovahkiin, and I hate my parents"
you gonna go full chad

>My name is Mark
Fuck you too user.

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Thog dont care

>brony parents
>kid will forever be associated with pony show
>any friends this kid might make will be subjected to what this show did to grown men
>they will likely find out about the cum jar
Not only will this kid be forever traumatized, but anybody who is curious about her will be traumatized, imagine having to explain to your kid pony sex toys

>all these maga retards taking the bait

at the very least it will get him by in the early stages but middle school will be a nightmare but after that it will just be awkward

I always got shit for having a French name nevermind a fucking video game name.

>american education

If he was American he'd learn what the Hebrews were during the lessons about the 6 trillion

user...

>be Am*rican baby
>forced to leave a "tip" right after birth

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We live in an age where people who mutilate their genitals are legally changing their names to "Bloody Unicorn Princess." At least these names sound like cool, uncommon names.

Do they keep the baby if you don't pay

keked

works on so many levels, all yours or did you get it from somewhere else?

grr me huge fucking retard grr

Trannies are nowhere as common as you seem to think, and most of them pick "normal" names of the opposite gender. These kids are fucked

i'm pretty sure hospitals can't legally retain anyone anywhere

>Dova
that's not really bad, if someone has bought Skyrim for the seventh time and says his name Dova means Dragonborn
shit, I can hear the Cute and Funny pants dropping now for this lad

hasn't bought Skyrum*

heh

you forgot the not todd picture

If you're that poor you shouldn't be having kids to begin with

kek

I convinced my wife to say yes to our daughter's middle name being Persephone. I'm a big fan of Biohock and always liked the name. My wife is Greek and Persephone is the Greek goddess of spring so it was an easy sell. I'm not a cruel asshole I wouldn't have that be her first name, even though Percy would be a cute nickname.

thanks for having me read this joke again, reddit. Now fuck off. Fuck anime btw.

do you mean the filename or the metadata title, because the latter is really generic

At least he goes by his chromosomes
For now

what about minerva?

>Fuck anime btw

oi

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Persephone is also Hades's whore for 6 months every year.
Athena.
That's the Roman equivalent reeeee

is it? thats funny

Should have went with Autodike.

Redguard parents I presume

Aww come on google it
And Hades s her uncle btw

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if he kept that name, being bullied hard. People shouting FUS ROH DUH! at him and shit
Parents who pick odd names for kids are the worst they don't think kids would bully over a name, they absolutely do, and it can scar for life, quite literally if it involves physical fights..

Better than being Chris. Everyone is Chris

It's a matter of teaching your kid how to take down bullies one by one and get rid of the evidence afterward.

no, not at all. Common names even if they need some to use nicknames or one goes by "Chrisopher" or "Christof" or something like that, they won't get bullied over it because it's a "normal" name. Kids bully anything that is not "normal" Until at least middle school kids are the biggest enforcers of conformity on the planet. Parents like "Unique" names, kids absolutely shit all over them, and it's bad parenting and should be considered child abuse to do shit like that.

I hope Dovakhin has a middle name that starts with J so he can just go by "DJ". Oh wait, it's Tom, so he can't even do that, I've never seen a "DT" in school. He's fucked, and he may hate his parents for a long time. It may get better after he's an adult, IF he's not a neurotic wreck from all the bullying he got as a child, he'll probably legally change his name the moment he's able to.

what's your name? Guillaume? Jean? Bernard? François?

Jeez and i thought my parents were total mongs.

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HE can go by Kin(ken). I can go by christopher robin, or columbus..

dont worry napoleon.

I had a last name that was easy to mispronounce to where it sounded like something gross. It got me bullied a lot just because a teacher would always fuck it up first day of school even after moving to another school they fucked it up and bullying began anew, it got me in fights and actually got my skull fractured and almost killed because someone threw a brick at my head down some stairs. He went to Juvi for it but you know, after 18 released with sealed records.
All over a fucking name.

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i want to "heh" at this but i'm legitimately mad i can't feel my penis

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>5
he hadn't hit school yet, since he was born on 11/11 he missed the kindergarten deadline. The next year would have been a wakeup call to him.
I imagine he'll be a school shooter by 15.

DeviantArt brings the best of autism for us to witness.

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>Naming your children after pop culture characters

Please never do this

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with Bethesda re-releasing it every couple years, I doubt that. It's also going to hold up as one of the most important video games of all time, for decades. The way Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Bros are.

The Optimus Prime kid is going to be an absolute chad.

more like Autodyke LMAO

Did he make the "Luke, i am your father" joke?

>tfw know a dude called Silveer

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holy FUCK this hurts to read

My grandad had to pay my dad so he wouldn't name me “fornicator”, we are not from the usa tho

Boba Fett only really sounds good when you say it all at once, and with the context that the dude is a crazy bounty hunter. Just Boba with some other last name would probably have been a bad mother fucking idea.

Luke is fine. I bet your dickhead dad has made that easy as shit Darth Vader joke about 1000 times.

She wanted to name our dog Athena actually. Whats interesting is Greeks do male and female equivalents of names, her dads name is the male version of Athena, which is Athenikis

>That name
Please tell me she was foreign.

your grandma was reincarnated as a baby named sephiroth

No fucking way

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tantrum redditor
formerly jacks

The first few lines feel as if they are autobiographical

>washington state
hes doing just fine, he might actually be chad

Reminds of a scouter line where the player says they’re name and school

>Turok Thomson Georgia State University

>The thing that you will literally be referred to by for the entirety of your life and even in your death
>Not important
Yeah okay retard. Names are one of the most important things a person has.

>Not naming him DOOMSLAYER
What’s your name
>I’m fucking Slayer

Who here has a cool name? Mine is Samuel, it means "Ear of God" or "One who hears God" some shit like that. I usually go by Sam though.

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>Bethesda promises free games for life to the kids family
>Bethesda has done nothing but rerelease skyrim 30 times in the last decade
lmaoing at the parents life right now

>durr just call him Dova or Kiin
Vahk master race reporting

Teach to not be a faggot.

Everybody Hates Chris

Ha Chick-Ken

I knew a kid named sam in kindergarten. He would have an autistic meltdown every time he got a math problem wrong.

Vincent, comes from Latin 'Vincentius" which means conquering or conquerer if used as a title.

What's worse - naming your child after a fictional character, or after a real person that you have zero relation or affiliation to (like an athlete or celebrity)?
You hear about people naming kids after Tom Brady and shit and I don't know if that's better or worse. Fictional character names has that tinge of autism, but naming after real people seems creepy

Its why if you pick a weird name for your kid it should be the middle name.

> I am 21 inches long
Jesus christ he's blessed. Also how the fuck can it write so early?

he is seething because his parents named him dovahkin in exchange for free bethesda games, a whole $160 worth of gamer content.

I feel like names after real people are much worse. At least there are different levels of autism when it comes to naming your kid after a fictional character. Like Edward Blake (the Comedian) versus Paarthurnax

Ultimately i think it depends on how outlandish the name sounds depending where you live. Like you could call your kid Luke and if you live in the right place no one would think twice about it unless you specifically said where the name came from

I worked a girl named Aeris, sweetest little thing. I was worried when I started she’d be a nightmare contrary to her namesake but I was pleasantly and happily proven wrong.

I'm more impressed by the size of his dick rather than his ability to write.

Test sage

Do you use the full name of whoever you name your kid after or not? Also is it a celebrity name that sounds normal in your country or not, its many factors here.

Vakha is a common Georgian and caucasus name.

3.6
Not great
Not terrible

DUDE I BET U HAV A HUGE DICK DID SHE CUME

LOL

>not naming your child after vidya character with normal sounding names

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Its funny how the missing "with" brings the tone of this post from "I worked with a girl named Aeris" to "I human trafficked and raped a girl named Aeris and she's dead now"

Oh gosh kek

Imagine feeling the need to defend your sex life on an anonymous imageboard

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user being raped by your drunk uncle doesn't count as having sex

>seething
dont even try posting again. you got blown the fuck out.

underrated

This. I'm naming all my kids after FE characters with appropriately normal names.

It does unless you're Catholic

Naming inspiration tier list
>Top tier
Obscure Media w/ normal names
Historical Figures
Heritage

>Normie tier.
Actors or Actresses
Pop culture.
Name of the month

>Shit tier.
Vidya
Bible
Trying to be creative/different

>not having your baby names picked out well in advance
That's what leads to this shit.
If I have a boy, I'm going to name him Reginald. If I have a girl, I'm going to name her Patricia or Estelle.
Bam, done.

>trying this hard to fit in. This place gets more redd!t like because of faggot tourist like (you)

How would YOU name your son?

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What happens if your SO doesn't like those names?

when your name even sounds like a deaf person trying to say NIGGA then im gonna assume she was black as fucking shit

Alexander
I want him to be a gay chad

>Then a 21-year old young man named Robert Eagle (a eagle) whipped up with his machine gun and teamed up with a riot police officer named frank deerburt.

Should've called him Skye or something for Skyrim

You can usually pick one of them if you plan on having two kids

If its only one then just draw from a pool or shit like that

How old is Sephiroth?

The Bogdanoffs dumped Bitcoin again.

the challenge from bethesda was to name it "Dovahkiin"

God bethesda are such douches

Boys I don't know what to do, he's too cool.

my sons name is gonna be user

sorry user, I can confirm that having that name makes you neither gay nor a chad. it's still pretty good though

>Bible
most names in this side of the world are somehow related to the bible, even obscure media and historical figure names are related

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Based biblical name

>mfw I'm James Michael

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I work a job where I constantly have to take peoples names. I see Mike more commonly than any other name.

Arent everyone doing the same but with biblical names?

One god changed for another

Fuck you! Ellen is a pretty cute girls name and I got it after playing Folklore

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You're not Alexander.

Samuel, James, and Michael aren't uncommon so they're not bad, you kind of dodged a bullet for biblical names. If you'd been named Ezekiel everyone would expect you to be sitting on a porch whittling sticks drinking from a jug of moonshine and spitting chewing tobacco into a bucket in the Appalacians... also over 80.

when he gets to middle school he's fucking dead. i legit feel bad for him. middle school is hell and kids are absolutely soulless at that age, he will know no mercy

What a Tumblr post

>You will never be named Gaius Julius Caesar [Last name]

There is a difference from unintentionally giving a biblical name and intentionally giving a child a biblical name

Its a shit inspiration , not necessarily a shit name

I'M ALEXANDER THE GREAT!

Oh yeah? Well I knew a kid with your name and most of them have turned out to be faggots.

Brian, Tim, Dave, normal white guy names. I have a unique name and it was annoying growing up, even if you don't get ribbed over it people pronounce it wrong or can never spell it however many fucking times you tell them

Middle names are where I'd get unique

i promise whenver you tell anyone this "iT mEaNs OnE wHo HeARs GoD" story they're cringing inside, stop

meh, I wouldn't consider faith as a shit inspiration, beats consumerism in my opinion
then again, everything is about consumerism nowadays

So glad that my dad stopped my mom from giving in to the circumcision meme

Todd probably killed kids on Einsteins island

Faith is how you end up with 30 muhammads and some ezekiels and Samsons

Well, what's your name? Mister fancy?

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True, but would take ezekiel over skywalker any day.

Assuming they don't commit suicide, they'll probably end up picking up a nickname and sticking to that.

FYI, Miley Cyrus' birthname was Destiny Hope Cyrus.

(My name) Jr.

The virgin Samuel
The chad Samael

Protip
Give your kid a name that starts with A,B or C
They will usually be called first in alphabetical lists, this means
>First in a job Interview
>First in an audition
>First in a general selection

And the people that go first usually enjoy from a relaxed audience or make them feel important

Its subtle shit that changes your life

>not having your son's second name be Augustus

My name starts with an A and this has never worked once. They always use the surname first.

Anglos dont count

>Alexander (call them Alex)
>Augustus (Call them Gustav)
>Caesar
>Julius

Oh boy the graeco-roman family is coming

have sex incel

Reuben. It means either "He has seen my misery" or "behold a son" depending on how im feeling

So you just shat on your culture and your people...
Good for you :)

Dante

Stian. Modern form of Stígandr, which means wanderer, or quick footed.

>Reuben
PRIDEFUL

>5
>not in school

Dumb yanks

Shut up, discord tranny. Everyone already knows, so you might as well fess up.

look at these fucking guys lmao

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>I-I w-was only p-pretending to b-be retarded

kindergarten has a cutoff, if you turn 5 before the cutoff date you enter kindergarten then, if you are after the date you will wait another year and be turning 6 during your kindergarten year. A lot of times that date is in September, so being a november baby, Dovakhiin probably missed it. If you were born in the spring or summer you probably didn't ever notice a cutoff date because you were never affected by it. I missed it by a week so I was the oldest in my class every year, they didn't want to skip me ahead for social reasons too.

What do you guys think of the name Aidan?

Nah his voice smooth enough that if I see deve I always hear his voice

Good ol' Adam. You're all my precious kids.

>seethe
>dilate
>tranny
>TRANNY
>discord tranny

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Kindergarten is 4, k is 5, grade 1 is 6

that's a big man's name

lol

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worst of all,
>tripfag

in America Kindergarten is 5-6, First grade 6-7, second grade 7-8, etc. Kindegarten is where the cutoff date is used.
4-5 is "Pre-K" or "Preschool" or "Head Start"

Virgil is my middle name if that counts

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Is she aryan?

>tripfag
>being angry about Yea Forums buzzwords
found the unironic troon lmao

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based, incels seething at this post

Shit name for white trash.

Underrated comment

Having a unique name is fucking suffering, don't do it anons

>They will usually be called first in alphabetical lists
That's always by last name, Autisticus.

I wonder how Pinkamina Zecora Smith is doing these days

im thinking based yeah

I'm not too mad about getting cut as a kid, since I'd have got it done either way for aesthetics and lazy convenience, but it would have been nice to have had the option to ask me first.

I Bet sephirot is an edgy shit

The original but still shit version of jaden kayden brayden gayden etc

ill name my kid Anonymous after you, user.

>pinkamina zecora Smith
>Smith
Lost my shit

What about all those French kids named nutella?

あ-兄貴

cringe and bluepilled

Based biblical name Matthew meaning Gift from God

underated post

>kid named after a pony from MLP.
I highly doubt any of those guys had kids

Having an odd name is kind of cool, everyone remembers you and you dont have to do anything for it. You constantly get people saying hi to you that you dont remember

His middle name is assrammer.

While it can be a nice icebreaker and introduction, it gets really tiring with people nearly doing a double take when you introduce yourself.

>he doesn't know

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It also means " a corned beef sandwich with sauerkraut, Swiss, and Russian, on rye".

Im going to name my kid after myself. They will have the same first, middle, and last name as me even if its a girl. Hopefully they will think its cool and do the same thing so eventually there will be an user VIII or something like that

You fool. This is not even the deepest level of retarded baby names.
t. Hospital employee

>so eventually there will be an user VIII
You should be hoping for an user II right now.

Henry. Name possessed by lots of cool people. Too bad I'm not English.

Haven't really shat on the culture or the people as I never felt connected to them in the first place. I speak English with my family, prefer western food over Afghan food and date white girls (fucked a black chick in college though, ass was fat). In the eyes of Afghans I am not an Afghan. No point in going by an Afghan name

is this david carradine's final moments?

Okay, but how bad is it as far as white baby names are concerned?

Those 20's were ran through a hooker's asshole

If I'm a traitor then so are the Asians. Every single Asian I know has an English name like Alex or Marcus. How come they don't have asian names like Chung and Ching?

>they will likely find out about the cum jar
the what

I work with kids and let me tell you, every kid has a stupid fucking Polish/ Arab mixed heritage name now anyway so it doesn't fucking matter. Compared to shit like Abu Mohamza Dobryuskijvich Zahari, Dovahkin isn't really stand out.

Also once met a kid that was just called Michael Gay, he had it a lot worse.

based

Because english names are better.

Or it can constantly get people bullying you and wanting to fight you.

fuck off dempsey

Rent free

>Michael Gay
lol

>Not being able to read irony.
based and 4chanpilled.

reminder that men named John are on a mission from god

God obviously doesn't think much of where I live then, 23 years in and somehow I've managed to avoid being grouped with another John in everything from school to work to hobbies.

It's gonna fucking suck when another John shows up though, after this long being the only John in the room the conditioning to automatically respond to the name is fucking real.

Any news on Yuji "Jina" Naka?

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>naming your kid david somehow worse than naming your kid keanu

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Why did one post make you so fucking mad

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Isn't Sephiroth like an actual name in Jew lore or something

I wonder how Sepiroth is doing

If this post ends in a 4 I am gonna name my kid Shithead

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Well oops at least I'm expecting twins so the other one can have a normal name

Unless this post ends in a 7 in which I will name the other Anus

Looks like someone is going to get bullied

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youtube.com/watch?v=UYl_-hOsr_Y

>there's 4 people in Sweden named Spiderman in their first name.

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jag är en av dem

and a joogen roogen schnoogen to you toogen

what are fucking Fromsoft clique bullys gonna push the bethesda virgins or something?

I'd be interested to see what a school does in response to Shithead being enrolled. Do they force the kid to go by their middle name? Do they call child services?

Based Henry-bro

Batman Bin Suparman

My name is John Henry Malcom.

I'm not black.

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Videogames are for gay babies and faggot nerds. If you have a Vidya name prepare to suffer the absolute wrath of the Chad caste.

No it's just not a "normal" name so he'll get bullied. If you name your kid anything that's unusual it'll get bullied. Doesn't matter what it's from. Kids attack anything that's abnormal. Kid has any kind of deformity? Bullied. Kid has a weird name? Bullied. Kid is poorer than the rest of the kids he goes to school with on average? Bullied. Kid is of a different race than everyone else in the school (1 black kid in an almost all white school or vice versa)? Bullied. Kid has single parents in a conservative part of the country where everyone has nuclear families? Bullied. Kid is the only person in class with glasses or braces? Bullied. Kid has married gay parents and that's uncommon in their area? Bullied.

Kids are just fucked up like that.

In fact you can get bullied for having a different colored lunch ticket than everyone else. if it indicates that you get "reduced price" or "free" lunch because your parents are poor, you'll get bullied.

Children should be incarcerated and placed in matrix sims until age 19. If any of them chimp out in the simulation they get flushed.

yes, exactly... society

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Just throw an apostrophe in there and say it's a traditional Iroquois name.

God I wish this was true.

No more homicidal whackadoo white school shooter kids and no more thug-ass niglets.

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disgusting

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You'd have been flushed, moron.

>Plenty of nickname opportunities

Yeah, from all the other children.

I think it's pretty bad even as far as white names are concerned, mostly because it sound so odd compared to some dumbfuck name with -lynn or something added unnecessarily, but that's just me.
Also, friend of a friend named their kids Naivee and Bazyl so little Dova here won't be off so bad. Suburban white women naming their children the trendiest shit must be stopped.

being named as Optimus Prime is pretty rad though

So who decides naming rules? Never understood why John or Daniel is more acceptable than Lashanqua. They're both foreign, one being Hebrew the other African. Nor do I get why you thump your nose in indignation hearing one name yet is fine say, slav naming rules.

>Pinkamena
>Zecorah
>Smith
Obviously the first two names are just bricked but something about pairing them with an incredibly common and plain name like Smith just activates my almonds.

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>So who decides naming rules?
Nobody really, but names do have effects on children that have been pretty well studied.
>livescience.com/6569-good-bad-baby-names-long-lasting-effects.html
Some of that is causation and not correlation because somebody willing to name their kid after a fucking video game is clearly going to give that kid inferior genetics, but kids with fucked up names generally struggle in life socially, academically, etc.

Sephiroth are the nodes on the Kebbalistic tree of life

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Bro you're named after a fucking sandwich

Sean. Don't know if it's the coolest name or anything like that but I prefer it to being one of the billions of Mikes, Toms, John's, etc

I guess no one remembers those crazy Hawaiians who named their girl Reimu.

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William. I like it.

I wish I was named Jackson, Jackson's a cool name.

My name is worse - Noah. Everything thinks I'm a kike. Though to be honest I sometimes let them then use it to my advantage later. I guess I am a kike after all

Daniel. It means "God is my judge"

user, oh no, you pissed off the election-tourist fags! Whatever will they do!

Making your kid be one of the billions of Daves, Toms, Mikes, etc is child cruelty and guarantees their fate as an NPC

He's embarrassed

He has a great name. I hope he gets a Grea girlfriend when he grows up and Japan finishes their human animal hybrid experiments.

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>fathers name
>
uh oh

>mfw both first and last names are units in the 3 houses..

pretty obvious but still got me

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Continue dabbing on you

*DAB*

Remy.

>Optimus Prime
Im fairly certain Dane Cook joked about this like 15 years ago.

Pinkie Pie.

Who’s Trump?

Asians usually also have Asian names

Worrying about individuality and uniqueness is for teenagers and adults. Kids just want to worry about being socially accepted and not ostracized. Being "unique" is the first step to being a maladjusted outcast with mental health issues the rest of your life.

There's a middle ground between naming your kid Fluttershy and naming your kid "John Smith"

Seriously, at that point you might as well designate him a number instead.

I had a college roommate named Dung Ho (Vietnamese), which sounds like you're really hardcore about taking a shit. Obviously he took on an anglicized nickname that he actually used for himself.

this bait is so good I’m giving it a you anyway

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and we're talking about a Fluttershy here, a kid named Dovahkiin.

>Implying
Follow the comment chain, user.

YOU WEAKLING!

Álvaro, which can be translated as "Guardian of the rock", or "elf protector".

English version of the name (oberon) has all but disappeared

At the rate Bethesda is going, Dovahkiin will be a grandpa by the time Skyrim 2 is released and he has a chance of getting a younger sibling.

WAS IT WORTH IT NAMING YOUR BABY DOVAHKIIN JUST TO GET FALLOUT 76?

i wonder how shes doing

How old is Hawaiian reimu now?

Biblical names are a mixed bag. On the one hand names like Michael, David, Matthew, Samuel, Daniel, John, and James are all fairly common and have common nicknames to cover for duplicates (one is Michael, one is Mike, one is David, one is Dave, etc).. on the other hand, you have names like Ezekiel which not only are uncommon enough to get bullied, but have negative connotations to them (Zekes are commonly associated with being hillbillies and old)

Keanu is sort of odd but he is a big movie star so nobody is likely to pick on someone with the same name as a big star.... depending on how relevant he stays as the kid actually gets into school. A kid named Keanu born in 2000 would probably be fine right now.

underrated

based as fuck

haha fag nurse

Ariel, it means "Lion of God", I hated it as a kid since people made fun of me a lot because of that stupid mermaid movie but now I'm cool with it.

Did a Aidan bully you in school or something?

I was only pretended to be retarded only applies to when someone makes a completely uneducated and retarded argument, and then retracts it by claiming they were being ironic or baiting.

He just put in 'Trump' to piss off Maga-tards, I don't know why you think people would be embarrassed of /pol/-tards thinking they are retarded and why after two filler one-sentence reaction replies he would go "wtf I like Trump now, I was wrong all along!" and try to clear his name after that.

SHIT HOLE

Frank Zappa's kids are named Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva, and Amhet.

Robert Rodriguez's kids are name Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue and Rhiannon.

Seanbaby's son is named Rebel Timecop.

I get the joke, circumcision means subservience to Islam though. It's in the Quran.

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>Moon Unit
based

Francisco, spanish version of Francis. Along with Frank, it means "French". I'm from latin america.

>scream at dad
>he gets btfo out of the window
wtf guys

He probably goes by Dave

She's the one doing the lady vocals on Zappa's "Valley Girl".

Shut the fuck up Alduin

Specifically "Frank" derives from the francisca, a kind of throwing axe used by Franks; this is similar to the Saxons being named after the seax, a kind of long knife. So Frank means "axeman" and Saxon means "knifeman".

>tfw you know your black name will get you called a nigger of Yea Forums

Jacob, which literally means "leg puller". The biblical Jacob was born shortly after his twin brother Esau, Jacob grabbing his brother's leg because he needed the birth right of first son to fulfill God's will. So it more metaphorically means "usurper". James means the same thing and they're both technically variations of the same Hebrew name.

My parents thought it was a very unique name and then for like twenty years it was at least top 3 most common baby boy name in America.

Two questions
1) Was it pronounced like the mermaid or was it "arr-ee-ell"?
2) Are you Jewish? Because the only people I've ever known by that name are Jewish as fuck.

How black? African black, or that ghetto sort of mangled French shit? Or were your parents complete garbage.

Literally was gonna post this.
Greetings from Pooru tocallo-kun

Babies wear mittens so they can't scratch themselves.

faggot
t. david, son of david

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Mine's Ezekiel. It means "God will strengthen."

No, I'm not black.

Sounds like the name of someone who is in charge.

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Throw the damn samefag into the pit already

50yo boomers not allowed here

Another chad name would be Rutger
RIP you glorious bastard ;_;

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My mother always liked the name Maeve, and now that she's gone I want to name my daughter that. Do the name raters of Yea Forums think that's a dumb name?

Gonna name my kid Arthur and give him my first name as his middle name, which is Morgan.

Reminds me of Maiev and all that hot hot fanart

>young people bad

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extremely virginal post desu

Well, it is the same name spelled differently.

At least jews have been in Europe for thousands of years and their culture is kinda merged into it, where the fuck does turok relate?

Corey, and I don't know what the fuck it means.

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isn't that just the pronounciation of medb who was some irish slut? sorry about your mom but she might have been a ho.

Miles James is my first-middle, which sounds very nice together

HEY ITS ME BIG JOHN HERE

Hoes usually name their kids Chastity or shit like that

2nd graders now spend a ton of time on youtube watching game videos and stuff so it isn’t impossible that somebody he knows would stumble on a Skyrim lets play.
Also, by 4th grade kids would be playing games like Skyrim so its possible that other kids at his school know about him

Not Important

A couple years ago I found the Facebook of his parents, they called him Dovah for short and had posted pics of him going to school and his grandma was making posts to his parents and shit, it was all public, weird

>it isn’t impossible that somebody he knows would stumble on a Skyrim lets play.
>outing yourself as the nerd that watches that geeky shit on jewtube
kids are smarter than that,unless its acceptable now to admit you play vidya

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>isn't that just the pronounciation of medb who was some irish slut? sorry about your mom but she might have been a ho.

The db in Irish is a v sound. Maeve is an Anglicised spelling, not pronunciation.

the parents changed dovakhiins name after they won the contest anyways. look up the story.

are you blind?

Obsessed.

I was in fucking primary school when I first played Skyrim, and now I’m a mostly independent college student.
Life was simple back then; iirc I hadn’t even had my first real crush when I first played it. Didn’t worry about girls, or making money, or what other people thought about me. I was just exploring barrows and shit in blissful ignorance of hellworld.

>sephiroth and i share birthday
L A D S
A
D
S

*virgin

>I speak English with my family, prefer western food over Afghan food and date white girls (fucked a black chick in college though, ass was fat). In the eyes of Afghans I am not an Afghan. No point in going by an Afghan name
based 1st gen melting pot mutt.

No they didn't.

1) yes it was pronounced like the mermaid in the latin american dub
2) I'm not jewish, I guess my parents thought the name sounded cool or something, kinda ironic since I grew up to hate jews with a fucking passion way before I learned about this website