Epic store exclusive

I'm glad you asked
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecofascism

actually gutted desu
i've wanted this game since e3 2017
i'll pirate it i guess

>last season of GoT
cringe

Really hate it when these indies use the same smug condescending attitude to talk to potential customers

We've been "20 years away" from glaciers melting for 80 years now.
Fuck off. All these models don't predict shit.

Doesn't regular fascism protect the environment, because it's part of the nation and you gotta look out for your nation and put your nation's well-being ahead of just chasing the bottom line and pure profit?

>the model is wrong therefore the theory is wrong
People who don't understand basic science should not be allowed to transmit their stupid as fuck interpretations on the internet

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Not due to the deterrence factor of militaries. Minus industries like shipping, usually a military is the most polluting organization in a country (the US military pollutes the most on the planet at the moment). But due to the whole "if you want peace, prepare for war" factor, a country needs a standing military (or a defensive alliance) at least as strong as their neighbors, to deter. Much like MAD and the nuclear arms race, this is a giant waste of resources and potentially a big source of needless pollution. Not to mention a waste of money.

So no, I don't think regular fascism would necessarily lead to less pollution

>Steam wont have this pile of shit on it
VALVE WINS AGAIN BOYS

The only retort the religious zealot has is "you are dumb"
Congrats, you've drunk the kool-aid. You believe the world is ending for no reason and you can't stand having your beliefs challenged.

By the way, if the theory cannot be proven by any predictions, then it IS a shit theory. Scientific method! Now back to the acute response room with you.

>Game is exclusive to epic

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It's literally a religion though

>the world is coming to an end! (revelations)

>whites need to atone for their sins(CO2 tax, they can't use cars/planes or eat good food)

>Unquestionable holy men (climate change "scientists"

>The only retort the religious zealot has is "you are dumb"
it appears you can't even read the article I posted (hint: it has the title and author) so you're literally so dumb that you're a waste of my post timer

hint #2: there's a reason why 99%+ of scientists agree that humans caused climate change and that climate change is indeed occurring.

isn't the developer a filthy liberal?

Californian indie dev Ash Ketchum having a seizure

Hm, that's a valid point. But then how would you protect the environment against the basic nature of human greed and desire for power?

Nice citations

What is it with these indie devs and their trash PR teams.
>take easy road of gettin free money to fuck over your fans
>brag about it
>shit on anyone who is upset over you selling out
"Yeah we are selling out, and that makes us better than you. Why are you upset you babies?"

yes a religion that goes out of its way to dig up ice pillar chunks in the arctic to determine the effects of carbon going back millions of years

sorry friend, christfags don't use that method

worse
it's a woman

So your article makes a bunch of alarmist predictions. And of them, how many of them were actually predictions rather than post-dictions, and how many came true?

And 99% of scientists agree that society will not collapse and there will not be an apocalypse due to anthropogenic carbon.
Agreeing that something is happening does not mean that you agree with the alarmist exaggerations.

Thanks, you too!
Can you name even 1 prediction which came to pass about how the climate changed?
Mean global temperatures?
Cmon, show me a prediction of mean global temperatures that was accurate 10 years into the future.

Same as what governments use, threat of violence, then put checks and balances on the ability to do that (since obviously any organization can get greedy, or suffer regulatory capture, too)

It's not perfect but it's better than living in a world where the average temperature is +2-4C higher than normal

climate.gov/news-features/understanding-climate/climate-change-global-temperature

Because they're PR person is just the dev acting like a cunt. They'll be in for a rude awakening when their shitty game sells next to no copies.

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No, that increase in global temperatures comes from cheaper transportation and cheaper electricity, resulting in an increase in standards of living globally.
Especially in communications - more people entering global communications is rapidly increasing both education and memeing worldwide.
I'll take the temperature rise, thanks.

brain sneed

>And 99% of scientists agree that society will not collapse
No shit sherlock, GDP will drop, living standards will drop, species will die (more like, are currently dying cbsnews.com/news/report-1-million-animals-plant-species-face-extinction-due-climate-change-human-activity-population/), and the price of energy will sharply spike.

The life of your children will be shittier, if you have any. And I sure hope you do, so you can see them suffer in your old age. Maybe you'll look back to this post where I call you an insufferable blind retard, and die on your deathbed

>It’s also really disappointing to see folks threatening to pirate a game just because they can’t get it on the game launcher they’re used to
No. It's because you've already made money with the deal. Retard.

By design

>I'll take the temperature rise, thanks.
Enjoy tens of millions of refugees from the unliveable equator then

>/pol/tard is unironically pro-migrant
Who would have thought

Hang on!
iceagenow.info/glaciers-growing-in-montana/
Found it!

Boy that sure is a lot of garbage trying to guilt consumers to swallow their shit, does that actually work on anyone?

Did it really get confirmed to be Epic exclusive?
To think I sort of wanted to play it too. Guess all that's left for Pokemonlikes is that Zoom Zoom or Tem Tem or whatever.

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>It’s also really disappointing to see folks threatening to pirate a game just because they can’t get it on the game launcher they’re used to.
Why not GOG then? Epic is a threat to gaming.

describes most of this thread t.b.h

>it appears you can't even read the article
>um sweaty you're supposed to read my bible and have faith in my religion, what's wrong with you? here, read it again
lmao

You know we could just say "No" to the migrants :^)
Or they could use that infrastructure they have to invest in air conditioning.
>species will die
Water will remain wet!
And no, GDP is rising because we don't just burn coal for shiggles. We burn it because it has productive purposes.

The price of energy sharply spiking is because demand is outpacing supply, obviously.

And if I wanted a better future for my children, I'd advocate an end to Fractional reserve lending, privately owned central banks, racemixing, womens' rights, GLBT rights, and mass immigration.
Oh wait, I already do advocate those things!

Still waiting on literally 1 prediction from you guys that came true 10 years into the future.
Cmon
Your religion has to have at least ONE accurate prediction right

lmao instant pirate, stupid retards are going to get a taste of the real world, epic isn't going to give you checks forever so you might not want to piss off your customer base

Or maybe you can 404 this thread like the last one ...
and go back to your acute response center, you fucking leftist puppets.

>they dropped their microsoft partnership for epic
absolute retards

Wierd how "climate change" was occuring before humans were even around on earth. Also its cute that you changed the buzzword from global warming to clinate change, because people were shittin on your cult mantra with record cold winters

>Enjoy tens of millions of refugees from the unliveable equator then

thats why we have these things called a "military" and "national borders", so you don't HAVE to let in an invading army

Libreals and cucks don't understand that though, because they think every person is a blank slate who will automatically become a hard working citizen as soon as they step on a piece of dirt

yep that's cringe

>does that actually work on anyone?
Yeah, the anti-white left. Fortunately that's a declining market as their numbers are shrinking.

>act like a cunt
>get media attention
>get several reddit threads
easy attention

I’ll do whatever I want, bitch
>*ahem*
NIGGERS
FAGGOTS
ROASTIES
KIKES
and especially JANNIES

GET FUCKED

a redpilled woman or a normal woman?

You can always pirate it.
Don't worry tim makes sure you dont feel guilty about it.

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>implying shithead devs are entitled to my money
Thanks for yet another free game, Tim

>less people buy your game because you acted like a cunt

So the poor will live like shit and the rich won’t notice a difference. Wtf i love global warming now

normal
if she was redpilled we wouldn't be talking about this shit right now

How are these people the same species as i am!? How can you write something like this and think that this is how humans communicate? How is it possible that their entire lifes are formed and forcefed by social media and pop culture? It's like a crappy chinese knock-off of a real human and i hate it.

Is that supposed to make me care about this game?

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Is there porn of her

Wow that is condescending as fuck. Zero self awareness huh.

>You know we could just say "No" to the migrants :^)
You haven't been, so why do you expect it to change?

>Or they could use that infrastructure they have to invest in air conditioning.
Ah yes, the famous global south, which has a bunch of money to spend on AC

>Water will remain wet!
And animals humans rely on will die, because of ecosystem collapse. You don't even know how critical bees are to the ecosystem. Enjoy not eating food I guess.

> We burn it because it has productive purposes.
We burn it because it is cheaper than other forms of energy to extract, store, and convert to electricity. It also has economic externalities. You do know what externalities are, right?

>The price of energy sharply spiking is because demand is outpacing supply, obviously.
No, I said "will" happen. Energy prices will spike due to cheap coal and cheap fossil fuels being out of the picture, or banned.

>And if I wanted a better future for my children, I'd advocate an end to Fractional reserve lending, privately owned central banks, racemixing, womens' rights, GLBT rights, and mass immigration.
Oh wait, I already do advocate those things!
You are like a characteristic /pol/tard, holy shit. I can't believe I don't see 'flat earth' on that list. It's like a laundry list of the dumbest shit on Fox News, without any questioning or critical thinking of individual elements within entire package.

>Still waiting on literally 1 prediction from you guys that came true 10 years into the future.
climate.nasa.gov/effects/
Every single bullet point on NASA's site. Seriously, if you watched any other news source besides the blathering bubble of Fox News, you would be exposed to this. It's common knowledge by now, just like flat earth being false is common knowledge.

I made this thread, and I can 404 manually if I want

Because their game is so amazing everyone should be thankful to play it
The usual mindset of shit indie devs

Well, anthropogenic carbon exists.
The problem is nobody has a single fucking clue what it's doing to the planet because damn near every prediction has turned out to be wrong.
What I'm really worried about is deep sea methane clathrates releasing their gas. The problem is, currently we have fuck all of an idea how increasing CO2 will affect the mixing of ocean waters between deep and shallow.

notrickszone.com/2018/08/24/arctic-summer-sea-ice-growth-trend-extends-another-year-greenland-summer-one-of-coldest-in-30-years/
Also I found the source for arctic sea ice being a total bullshit story.

Polar bear populations were on the decline because we were overfishing the arctic ocean. Since we stopped doing that they've recovered.

>we did the thing
>toxic
>anticonsumer corporate dicksucking good
>game of thrones
>passive aggressive emotionality
>weee understand you now do as we say

big oof

Of course, you cannot comment on their website. It just keeps happening.

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this is 100% a middle class thing

Pure fucking S O Y

Ah yes, all the studies about climate change explicitly stated "There will be no ice on the planet Earth in 20 years" and were proven wrong. You would know this because you read them.

It always amazes me when devs are upset, and they think the best thing to do is to throw a fucking tantrum on social media.
Like seriously, I even kinda sorta agree with them, but this is just gonna make nobody feel bad about pirating your game

>found the source
you found a blog

The non-brainlet take on """"""""climate change""""""" is to simply improve infrastructure to withstand the effects of a changing climate (which has been occurring for billions of years long before humans even existed). None of this gay carbon tax bullshit. That's a scam.

Also declaring war on China for their crimes against nature.

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This

Nothing like being condescending to get the money flowing, right?

Bold of them to offer a list of things that I probably care about more than their profit margins

that's a shame, it looks comfy.
Won't even pirate it now desu. The devs sound very obnoxious.

I think the new Dragon Quest Monsters is still coming out, worth keeping an eye on.

>The non-brainlet take on """"""""climate change""""""" is to simply improve infrastructure to withstand the effects of a changing climate (which has been occurring for billions of years long before humans even existed).

sure helped humans during the Bronze Age Collapse, huh

or the mini ice age in Europe, which literally halved the population of Iceland

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Why do these devs think they're entitled to money?

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It's to reduce damage, dingus. Obviously you can't fully protect everyone from everything.

We keep winning Epicbros

I thought Tim said that the Epic store wouldn't have trash on it.

>Obviously you can't fully protect everyone from everything.
Cutting global carbon emissions would do that, but there are histrionic women around hellbent on denying that

BASED BASED BASED BASEEEEED

Main problem with climate change cultists is their rabid pushing of unfeasible forms of energy like solar and wind, and flat out rejecting or inhibiting nuclear power. Nuclear power may not be renewable, but its a step in the right direction thats actually feasible, unlike wind and solar

>you changed the buzzword from global warming to climate change
But this is wrong. Climate change as studied by humans has always been called climate change, the only reason you think the terms switched over is because you're not a scientist or even passingly familiar with critical thought, and the Bush administration changed which term THEY used because they thought global warming sounded too scary.
You reddit fucking retard.

Adventure time past third season was a mistake
Look at that hideos shit is like was made for a preeschool book

so far you've held up your end of the obligation by not creating an account

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I thought we were already past the point of no return?

Forgot ma pic.
>And animals humans rely on will die, because of ecosystem collapse.
Honey bees, you mean.
Of course there's a whole fuckton of alarmist articles on how climate change _may_ be hurting the bees. I found an actual study on urban heat islands and bees being resilient to temps though so it should be fine.
>You do know what externalities are, right?
Smog. Which exists. And can be measured. And is a bad thing. Which I do not dispute.
I dispute the religion of climate change.
> It's like a laundry list of the dumbest shit on Fox News
Which fucking dumbshit think tank are you taking part of that assocaites the ending of the fractional reserve system with Fox News.
You democrats are some of the most deluded and brainwashed people on the planet. Fox News is as pozzed as CNN was in 2008. CNN has since gone off the deep end but no, Fox is still very much in favor of wars for Israel.
I also love how you push Flat Earth as a disproved conspiracy, but you don't mention pizzagate with Epstein.
>Every single bullet point on NASA's site.
Is a Will be, Could be, Will be, In the future will, Should be by, etc.
No true predictions. Only conjecture.
Your religion is a sham and is on shit pretenses. Begone.

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>They haven't even posted about this on their twitter because they know people are gonna react negatively
Also just fuck this entire post, these devs can suck a fat dick

You should start with china then, the worst offender

>Cutting global carbon emissions would do that
You literally JUST cited the fucking Bronze Age. Were there goddamn cars in the Bronze Age?

Also if you're that buttblasted over emissions go blame fucking China and India. And tell India to stop literally shitting up our oceans while you're at it.

Stuff like The Sinking City says otherwise.

Kojima was just very tired of making AT after 3rd season.

>>found the source
>you found a blog
Which has actual data on it. What's your source, some left-wing biased think tank paid to promote the globalist GIVE CONTROL OF YOUR HEAVY INDUSTRIES TO THE UN agenda?
Please.

>calling someone reddit when you yourself subscribe to the reddit hivemind climate change cult.

Damn if there was only some way we could ensure our way of life... some sort of "Nation" and "Military" ? But no, that can't be, 25 year old 90 IQ chubby mulatto women told me having a nation was racist so we abolished it because they saw a picture of a crying child.

>Implying wind and solar isn’t getting better all the time
Solar a few years ago reached parity with coal.

You'll understand if you ever have a family or anyone else to take care of.

>I made this thread, and I can 404 manually if I want
You can only do that if you're a moderator. Regular users cannot delete a thread older than 30 minutes.
Who the fuck are you? Which moderator are you? Because I will find which one you are.

Is it bad? I've heard it was but nothing specific. I think the most I saw was someone posting a piece of dialogue that was preachy as fuck and clearly not even trying to make it fit in the context of the scene.

No that's why they WANT money, user. They're not entitled to it.

Solar's carbon footprint is still dire. It's a scam.

>the world is coming to an end! (revelations)
whites need to atone for their sins(CO2 tax, they can't use cars/planes or eat good food)

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>You literally JUST cited the fucking Bronze Age.
Because they didn't have global communications technology, retard? How the hell are some Sumerians supposed to communicate with the chinks to cut emissions down?

In modern times there are avenues for various countries to get around the negotiating table and enforce globally-binding treaties to target a global effect. Which would, you know, fully protect people from a worsening climate after a certain point

No it's something like ~2 years now for a 2C reversal, but don't quote me on that because I can't look it up

Something about this games animation style repulses me to no en-
>Double-Fine are involved to some degree
Ah it makes sense now

>Based on models and simulations that have been checked and peer reviewed hundreds of times using the scientific method
Al Gore said the world was ending like 15 years ago or some shit and nothing happened. Also muh icecap polar bears are all gone now apparently. Oh wait.

Apparently it's filled with bugs, has poor dialogue and dull gameplay/combat.

Redpill me on why environmentalists are in favor of mass immigration to high carbon emission countries like America

>Damn if there was only some way we could ensure our way of life... some sort of "Nation" and "Military" ?
The strongest military on the planet isn't stopping hordes of Guatemalans, and the EU's individual militaries couldn't stop NGOs from pushing millions of MENA/Africans into Europe either

You're deluded if you think countries are going to use military force while the frog is boiling.

It's not about pushing unfeasible forms of energy, despite those forms of energy literally being feasible and possible to implement on a meaningful scale, it's about the fact that people misunderstand nuclear energy so much that it is flat out impossible to convince them to put power plants in their back yards all across the country, and nuclear infrastructure is very expensive and takes a long ass time to implement and has to be absolutely critically perfect to balance the risk. America is famously bad at maintaining infrastructure, recall.
Renewables are a shitty thing to push all on their own rather than as a supplement, but you cannot convince people to go full nuclear without educating the stupid out of them and completely fixing this country's infrastructure and corruption problems.

>Sorry for the slow response, but the plan is still to do our initial release on Steam, Xbox, and the Windows Store!

steamcommunity.com/app/593150/discussions/0/1741102632991285495/#c1741103267308628072

As soon as I heard that my interest in this game dropped to 0.

>we-did-the-thing/
Incredible, the URL alone tells me all I need to know about the developers

>I made this thread, and I can 404 manually if I want
I'm serious. If you're actually one of the staff and not just LARPing I will find out which one you are. Regular users cannot delete a thread older than 30 minutes.

And I'm still waiting for that "someone made a prediction about the climate and it actually came true after 10 years" source. Any day now.

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Are there any video games that let me smash all the states at once and bring a burst of novelty and danger back to the human world?

>Regular users cannot delete a thread older than 30 minutes.
Damn has it really been an hour? Can't believe I let a conspiracy blog posting climate change denier waste that much of my time

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Sadly, battery technology has not been improving nearly as fast, so even if you can make enough power with solar to power a city, what do you do when the sun goes down? The batteries for solar are trash, expensive, nonrenewable, and the materials are mined in china with no emissions regulations, then shipped across the ocean causing pollution, work for a few years, then need to be replaced.
Solar is unfeasible until technology improves to be able to store this power better

Pretending to be a hyper intellectual knows-science-better-than-the-scientists faggot is exactly reddit and is exactly what the fuck you're doing here. Go back to whatever hole you crawled here from.

kek

i genuinely despise game devs

The “””scientific””” community has been bought and paid for for awhile

>Al Gore said the world was ending like 15 years ago or some shit
based "no source" user

Also who the fuck cares what Al Gore thinks? He majored in English and was a VP. That's literally all his qualifications, besides being an activist. That "99%+ of scientists agree climate change is caused by humans" stat doesn't include him, because he is not a scientist.

>Because Epic doesn’t yet have the same market share as their competitors, they offered us a minimum guarantee on sales that would match what we’d be wanting to earn if we were just selling Ooblets across all the stores. That takes a huge burden of uncertainty off of us because now we know that no matter what, the game won’t fail and we won’t be forced to move back in with our parents (but we do love and appreciate you, parents!).

Just because you got a huge wad of cash doesn't mean your game itself won't fail, dipshits.

How in the shit did people transition to a topic like global warming? This is retarded

>pirate exclusive

>You’ll have to install EGS if you wanna buy Ooblets on PC. I know that’s asking a lot but I believe in you and your ability to download a free thing and create a user account (if you haven’t already done so to play Fortnite which I KNOW YOU HAVE).
Imagine being this disconnected with reality

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The thread has clearly been co-opted by the devs with a ridiculously pointless side-argument.

it's in but Yea Forums is also incredibly retarded

The thing about the statement is, if they were humble, and left it at the fact that Epic giving them money was a really good boost to their little studio, that would be fine. I get it, they'e a business, and it's the best offer for them.
It's the aggressive, condescending attitude they have that makes me angry.
It's not hard to put out a well meaning, humble statement. I don't understand how people have to take such black and white approaches to everything these days.

How fucking obnoxious. Passive aggressive bluetick Twitter shit.

What part of my post reeks of reddits psuedo intellectual holier than thou bullshit? Meanwhile all the shit youve been spewing is exactly that. Pot callin the kettle black

>Also who the fuck cares what Al Gore thinks?
He was the face of climate change for decades.

Because the devs shilled it as a thing for LE GAMERS to get mad at instead of Ebin.
Alongside fucking Game of Thrones.

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you don't hear about good quiet gamedevs, so don't fall victim to confirmation bias

please

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>there are children starving to death somewhere therefore you can't ever get upset about anything ever
I hate this fucking argument

I don't even think anyone is going to pirate it, looks like all the garbage you find for a dollar in every digital store

I suppose one of the perks of taking a bribe up-front is that you can just publicly declare that you have no confidence in your own product.

...as an activist, with a very large megaphone. Read the rest of my post. He isn't a scientist and isn't trained as one. All he can do is interpret what scientists have published or said. And if he gets it wrong, it's Al Gore not being a scientist.

This is why most pop science sucks. And why most journalism sucks, for that matter, because journalists are rarely expert enough to discuss matters with 100% accuracy. It's always better to go to the primary source.

Because you're being sponsored to respond to people with bullshit easily-debunked talking points. It's not a waste of time if it's your job.
Seriously, associating Fox News with /pol/. Do you have any fucking idea how uninformed you sound when you make that claim?

The scientists do not know the science. At all. Their predictions turn out wrong.

>How in the shit did people transition to a topic like global warming?
I posted bait for the MediaMatters clickfarms to come in and post their riduclous leftist bullshit, and they took the bait.

lol

"i took the epic money but i don't want to deal with the consequences!!"

i'll just pirate it i guess
never fucking mind actual yikes

Literally who?

>ooblets.com/2019/07/we-did-the-thing/

>“EGS doesn’t have as many features as other stores”

>As a user of both Steam and EGS myself, I haven’t had any issues with using EGS to buy and play games personally. But regarding the features that are still missing, that’s just sorta the way software is developed. Things take a lot longer to develop properly than people tend to realize and nobody comes to market with perfect software.

Christ, it's like reading one of those Chinese shills on Yea Forums.
IT'S A MULTI-BILLION $ COMPANY, FOR FUCKS SAKE, THAT CAN'T EVEN GET A SHOPPING CART IMPLEMENTED AND HAS TO UPLOAD TITLES/CHANGE PRICES BY HAND.
Even the shittiest online store isn't that incompetent.

>Because the devs shilled it as a thing for LE GAMERS to get mad at instead of Ebin.
>yfw that it worked and Yea Forums is getting angry about climate change

4D chess

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That's so unprofessional.

Climate change is pop science.

Good bait but no one is that retarded

holy fucking based

Moron.

People don't stop being angry about one thing because they're mad at another. That's dumb.

I mean they could've announced the exclusivity and shut up for a while. But no, they gotta be edgy and trash on their fanbase. Such confidence lols, Epic Games boosting ego since 2018.

Faces of climate change:
>Al Gore
>Bill Nye
>AOC
Yikes! It's popsci.

Women or """"women"""?

They can keep it.
Why can't there be an actually good pokemon clone?

That's because it's almost like they're literally being paid to parrot Epic talking points, user!

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>ctrl+f "go on lad, this one's on me"
>0 results

Blimey mates.

>(Those last two were jokes, please don’t yell at people about them)

I bet the dev is shitposting in this thread right now, along with the epic shills.

yeah I guess if you only watch Fox News you would think that

>Why can't there be an actually good pokemon clone?
>yokai watch
>digimon
>smt
look harder faggot

>It’s also really disappointing to see folks threatening to pirate a game...
>...no matter what, the game won’t fail...

so why shouldn't I pirate it
aside from it looking like shit, I mean

>if you disagree with me you're fox news

I don't think anybody even wants to pirate it, user

No, it's more like if you live in a bubble you start predictably regurgitating the talking points of that bubble

It smells a mile away

On PC, retard.
Besides, I've played the shit out of digimon and SMT and don't give a fuck about yokai watch.

how did this turn into a climate change denial thread what the fuck

climate change is real dog have you missed the insane heatwaves lately, it was 110 in france the other day that shit is nuts and not normal

complete fucking cringe
you literally got paid to slap your shit game on a shit launcher
don't tell me what i should be mad about

Their post turned me off on the game, I'll pass even if I could play it for free. Just say that they needed the money, ffs.

Well according to your scientists we have less than 12 years or the planet explodes.

How much should we tax white people to solve this? 60%? 80%?

>because there are some annoying figureheads the 98% of scientists and data backing it is a lie

retort it

>This is exactly what Marx warned us about!

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This is the new strategy. Make people argue about climate change so they won't criticize your greedy exclusivity deal or epic's terrible storefront quality. I believe this even has a name, "misdirection".

i've never seen a single lgbtqrstuvw+z game that didn't have at least one character with that either crazy or depressed "Kill me!" look.

I'm reporting their steam community, can I get steam to shutdown the community page since they are going epic exclusive? It's a waste of server space and no steam is not epic's personal support page.

I don't see your precious 98% pushing back against their retardation. In fact they seem quite content in playing along with the scam.

are you familiar with how grant begging works in the scientific community?

>On PC
if only we had a method of playing console games on pc, what a shame.

But people are still discussing the other thing

strawman, the dev is here.

What scam? If 98% of scientists say climate change is real and the figureheads also say it's real, where's the scam?

The dev is probably the OP or at least

>being this insanely buttblasted about having to open one program instead of another to play your vidya
PCkeks never cease to amaze me

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>i-it's the consumers that are wrong

>or the planet explodes.
[citation needed]

>98% of scientists say climate change is real
Yes, the climate changes. Amazing work, science.

>got paid
uh, they do it for free now.

>being this insanely buttblasted about having to own one box instead of another to play your vidya
Consoletards never cease to amaze me either.

>Just accept things and never complain
What kinda bootlicker mentality is this

>I don't see your precious 98% pushing back against their retardation.
Because their job is science, not running PR/propaganda like the retarded news outlets you get your info from

imagine if 2 million people called you a retard on the internet, would you continue doing your day job or would you spend your time going to each and every one of them and slapping them with a libel suit?

because there are 2 million people calling you a retard ITT

maozedong sth the pooh something xi yea at tenanmen some shit yea

Don't forget thundercuck and feminists hate this based quaker

Right here bub, straight from the horse's mouth.

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Stop being so intellectually dishonest. You know I meant the acceleration of climate change due to humanity's activities.

The 99% of climate scientists who say humans are responsible for climate change.

Not the blog spam you're about to post by some shill, nor Gore, nor AOC, because those people don't know what they're doing.

That's exactly why you take the Epic exclusivity deal though. You know your product won't sell as well, so you're taking that lump sum of money instead of taking your chances by putting it up everywhere at once. That's why most of the only worthwhile games that are Epic exclusives are early access or being released on consoles at the same time.

>it's hot therefore global warming is real!
Whenever people say "it's cold therefore global warming is fake", the global warming cultists say that's a fallacy
Really makes you think

>"we did the thing"
>the consumers are wrong
>be angry about twitter UX and game of thrones instead
More like soʏcore devs

>because there are 2 million people calling you a retard ITT
I don't know why but I find this funny as fuck.

So their job is to come to a consensus, then do nothing when politicians lie about the consensus?

So now it's 99%, is it? Gotta keep escalating and scaring people or the money stops coming in, huh?

Nigger, the 98% scientist shit have always been bogus.
There is no CONSENSUS in science, ONLY ARGUMENT, FACTS AND DATA.

Anybody who is pushing for consensus were nothing more than a fucking propaganda.
Fuck off.

>according to your scientists
>AOC
>scientist

We just spent 10 minutes discussing how figureheads aren't scientists, including Al Gore, and you're going to completely miss the point this badly on me?

Jesus your IQ must be sub-nigger level. If only "white people are getting taxed 80%" I guess you might fulfill an exemption

>Stupid looking game goes to the stupid store
I hated this game since the announcement, its fucking ugly.

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science interns drowning in student debt would let you put a temperature probe up their ass for a state grant, friend

because white people need to be taken down, NOW!

If you plan on releasing just one game, but if you plan on doing a sequel or another game, is it worth torpedoeing your fanbase in the long term?

I guess maybe they don't plan to be gamedevs very long and are cashing out early

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AOC is the face of climate change. The Green New Deal is the only way to save the planet from total destruction in 12 years.

Based devs. Fuck the faggot valve cocksuckers replying to this post in anger.

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>threatening to pirate
lol

anyway fuck this dev i'm
well i'm not going to pirate it because i don't care about this game at all but self-justifying with attacks on her audience is fucking retarded and she should feel bad

it's the heightened extremes that prove it

Facts and data lead to scientific consensus unless new facts and data come around that prove the previous consensus incorrect. How do you think theories come about? They are hypothesized and tested.

Better start drinking your piss, user.

kill yourself subhuman chink

>toxic gamers

I'm pirating this out of spite

>So now it's 99%, is it?
climate.nasa.gov/scientific-consensus
Yes, it was 97% in 2016 and has gone up

> Gotta keep escalating and scaring people or the money stops coming in, huh?
...no, because we have more evidence, and a proper scientist changes his or her opinion based on evidence.

Did you even graduate high school?

>You’ll have to install EGS if you wanna buy Ooblets on PC. I know that’s asking a lot but I believe in you and your ability to download a free thing and create a user account
God I hate the way this is written. Don't try to softshoe around it, you're writing this because you know the fucking rep Epic has, drop the lmaoquirky writing shit it sounds like you're talking down to me like I'm an idiot

>the world is FLAT, scientific consensus SAYS SO
>99% OF SCIENTISTS CANT BE WRONG YOU ARE AGAINST CONSENSUS THE WORLD IS FLAT STOP ASKING QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW

someone should form a porn studio around this idea

the question is, what would the name of the porn series be?

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Slow down there, fat man. Shouldn't you be fixing the TF2 unusual hat debacle?

Pajeete unironically make better websites/platforms by copying from stackoverflow than EGS can.

>tfw you unironically take pride in not being a mindless zoomer and never having played fortnite
is this wrong

It goes up because you only get grants if you agree with the climate change religion.

It's literally a cult. Go spew your doomsday spiel on reddit.

Then show me definitive proof that they are wrong instead of speaking in false equivalencies.

Or just don't waste your time you stupid faggot

pretty rude desu

Jesus fucking Christ what an obnoxious post. I wish them miserable failure.

How did CO2 levels rise in the past then? How did world temperatures and sea levels rise and fall millions of years ago if there were no humans alive?

brainlet

Are devs actually retarded enough to think telling people not to pirate will stop them?

>what are average mean temperatures

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>AOC is the face of climate change. The Green New Deal is the only way to save the planet
We're fucking doomed

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>wow entitled nazi games give us free money
Or I can boycott your ass, fucking indie dev.

The climate changed prior to the Industrial Age.

CheckMATE, FAGGOT! BOOM!

Climax Changes

Science is not a voting process, it is also not a fucking popularity contest.

You either present your facts and data or shut the fuck up.
Anybody who used consensus in science as their appeal to authority need to fucking hang themselves.

aren't we naturally coming out of a mini ice age?

Reminder, according to their new climate religion you can NEVER question "science" or scientists, because they are always right and infallible.

Everything a scientist says is GOSPEL!

Unless its about racial IQ, then those scientists get black listed.

>AoC

Who?

Brown Hilary?

How the fuck is cutting carbon emissions even relevant when the climate change happens even if it doesn't exist?
Its not going to turn "fucked" to "a little less fucked". Its all just still "fucked".

>this is mo-capped by one of the sóy devs

What these devs don't get is if people wouldn't pirate, they wouldn't buy nor play it, which is even worse from my point of view and I'm an indie dev myself.
Pirates would play the game and if it's good even spread word about it and recommend it, which is much better than people not playing the game at all and keep grumbling about it not being in Steam or GOG and create more negativity.
Suck it up, you chose the greedy route instead of putting your game on many stores, such as itch, indiegala, GOG, and Steam and reaching people that actually care about indie titles and the small indie dev and building a fanbase. You chose and now you live with the consequences, stop being a sissy about it and draw even more negative attention to you. Learn to shut up.

They are in gamedev only for the money and have 0 confidence in the indieshit they crapped out.
Getting paid by daddy Tim means that they can go "fuck you, got mine" like they've demonstrated.

If you ever wondered why games are soulless trash these days, it's people like this making games with no passion.

>Earth had changes in the climate before humanity was building mud huts
>Sometimes the world was hotter with long summers
>Sometimes the world was colder with long winters
>Humanity still kicking
I'm more worried of random people on the street than the world temperature rising/decreasing.

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Then maybe go into something with more certain prospects than "indie game developer startup."

Especially with shit like Which honest to god means "pirate my game! This one's on me!".

Where the fuck do these uneducated drumpftards come from? 10 years ago people were shitposting like this ironically, but this doesn't look like irony to me.

>WOW JUST WOW
You can go back now, Reddit

I'm surprised they didn't say Trump

>Humanity still kicking
Humanity is not even a blip on the world history.
And we will most likely go extinct before the next actual drastic climate change occurs.

War of extermination against amerimutts, chinks, niggers and wetbacks si the only solution to climate change.

Following this are initiatives to reverse climate change through cloud seeding as we are past the point of "cutting down" on carbon. We can't prevent climate change even if every person on earth stops emiting CO2.

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Holy Christ alive, it doesn't take a PR department to tell you that posting this makes you look like a haughty ass, just a little self-awareness.

Nobody wants to fucking spend hundreds of trillions of dollars just to MAY OR MAY NOT REDUCE THE TEMPERATURE BY 1/3 OF A DEGREE BY 2100!
Fuck off you fucking niggers of the environment.

Aren't we #6 on pollution? China and India have like 3x more pollution as us

Holy shit this is CRINGE.

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tl;dr lol

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Yeah man, if only emulators magically gave games a UI natively designed for a keyboard and mouse

forget AAA devs, every indie game dev i've seen ranges from "barely works on their game" to "borderline scammer" and i dont just mean "releases EA game and abandons it", i mean willingly and knowingly developing their game in a way that requires minimal effort and adds no content but still gives the illusion to an outside viewer that they're actually adding important things. AKA adding shit that makes the game look prettier and that's about it. for years.
and then epic games comes along and unknowingly exposes which game devs are outright entitled shits who think they're entitled to both good sales and a bribe from a chink company.

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You can tell those devs are neckdeep in the twitter checkmark pedo deathcult.
So of course they hate "gamers" and celebrate that they don't actually need to sell the game to them anymore.

especially when that directly impacts your qol and economic competitiveness, while shithole bug people don't give a fuck and keep burning their garbage

Based. Being an environmentalist makes no sense if you're not a huge racist. Non-whites are a blight upon the environment.

What is there to lose by investing in renewable energy, preventing mass deforestation and cleaning up the oceans?

Oil, gas and coal money mostly.

>ooblets.com/2019/07/we-did-the-thing/
They don't? They're just saying that instead of bitching about their game, just don't buy it or bitch about something more worthwhile

Go shill your carbon credit scheme somewhere else.

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We can do all of that by getting rid of the brown people. They are the ones ruining the planet.

>keyboard and mouse
>for a jrpg game

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...

Hasn't it been found out that "global warming" all stems from a study in which a Russian added a false factor of 3 by ((mistake)) and if you account for the error, global warming disappears?

Here is a video from U of Queensland : youtu.be/H5kejSYPD7U

There are 2 events that shifted climate in the past, Large Igneous Province volcanic eruptions and large asteroids hitting the earth

16 million years ago the Columbia River Basalts erupted and emitted a large amount of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, which caused global warming.

Asteroids did the same thing during the Phanerozoic period which caused mass-extinction. And in the Cretaceous period it is thought that dinosaurs went extinct not from the actual impact of asteroids, but a LIP eruption mentioned up there.

Jesus, go back to school. Stop getting your info from blogs, you're embarrassing Yea Forums.

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He's a consolenigger, he's used to gobbling up whatever anyone shits on his plate

holy based

No, that ended in the mid 1800s

>take the Epic pill, get a nice handout in exchange for exclusivity
>the amount of people who actually buy your game is insanely low, whatever following you had is gone and now people just equate you with those games Epic bought out
>since you're just some indie your game later gets used as one of the free games they give way now and then before the exclusivity deal is even over

Ending statements with a question mark? Like you're speaking with an upward inflection? Go back to Twitter?

He's not wrong but I'm still not going to buy their game of it's only available on epic

So how do you propose we stop volcanoes and meteors then? Do we tax them?

Nuclear, ever fucking heard of them?
Efficient, clean, profitable and doesn't cost much of taxpayers if, at all.
Little to no economic impact.

Its either using nuclear to fuel the electricity or nukes China and India.
Eether way, nuclear fucking works.

what is the gameplay even like?

We keep trying to do nuclear but liberals keep making anti-nuclear TV shows and movies to scare everyone.

>zomg le chernobyl this is a holocaust im a mutant now!11!1

I'm a fan of nuclear. I think nuclear makes a great backup to some of the downsides from renewable.

Good ideas, now go convince billions of 80 IQ brown people and the chinese bug people to do that and leave me alone with my hamburger you fucking brainwashed moron.

So much for
>won’t be forced to move back in with our parents

Now look up the world uranium reserves.

inb4
>le fusion

Deport meteors as illegal immigrants and deplatform volcanoes for being racist.

Is there a reason not to go for the handout when you're an indie in a saturated market of indie trash?

>Nobody wants to fucking spend hundreds of trillions of dollars
Which you will lose in GDP due to seas rising 2-5 meters and drowning the world's largest cities (which, of course, are on the coast)

I also hope you work in flood insurance because megastorms will also do massive property damage.

Reactors can run more efficiently for less fuel now even waste. And Uranium and Plutonium isn't the isotopes that can be utilized.

>lol silly PC gamers we all know you play fortnite
Isn't a large amount of Fortnite's playerbase made up of console and mobile players? Also who the fuck even plays Fortnite besides zoomers and children?

If Climate Change is man made, how did the climate change before humanity and industrialization?

Checkmate.

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>that chromatic aberration
as if the tumblr/twatter artstyle wasnt enough of a turnoff

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any proof that it will actually happen?

shut the FUCK UP!!! NOW!!

>liberals
Dumb nigger, here is the creator of Chernobyl with a direct quote

>Mazin said that the "lesson of Chernobyl isn’t that modern nuclear power is dangerous. The lesson is that lying, arrogance, and suppression of criticism are dangerous.

If you want to point the finger at a faction, point it at Germany because they have been consistently anti-nuclear the past few decades. And they've had a right-leaning government for that period of time, too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_(TV_series)

I really want to see how indie devs react if the Epic Store ever stops giving free handouts.

>Germany
>right leaning

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>every indie game dev i've seen ranges from "barely works on their game" to "borderline scammer" and i dont just mean "releases EA game and abandons it", i mean willingly and knowingly developing their game in a way that requires minimal effort
nah there are some very good devs like these guys
youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6CRPqkpuU

Climate change isn't man-made. It's a natural process that man is accelerating due to carbon emissions.

Don't call checkmate unless you actually have the king in check, retard.

>man is accelerating due to carbon emissions.
the chinese are not man

So volcanoes can cause Climate Change?

Just like how we have active volcanoes and underground magma flows right now?

thanks for playing brainlet

Seriously, these are the retards that stunted the advancement of the nuclear energy.
Imagine where we would be right now if nuclear were not demonised and properly commercialized.

They literally are entitled to your money if you use their product, that's how entitlement works.

People need to quit with this "if your game only meets 99% of my arbitrary requirements then I don't have to pay for it" and instead just say "OK, your game is no longer an attractive product, so I'm going to just buy a different game instead". Nobody cares about pleasing you if you make yourself look more like a thief than a potential customer.

Next year, when the first exclusive deals will end and Timmy's gambit will fall apart, will be fucking hilarious.

Germany's conservative party literally came close to winning their last elections.

>that man is accelerating due to carbon emissions
still no objective evidence on that.

imagine if hollow knight or stardew valley were released as EGS exclusives. they wouldve had nowhere near the clout they do now

Both the gross number and per capita number matter. China and India are important because they have the highest gross values, which means their individual governments wield much more power over forcing their citizens to change. The US, Australia, Russia, and a few Gulf states that blast emissions due to the extraction process are the highest per capita emitters, so the pound-for-pound ability for each individual citizen in those countries to affect global emissions is more than if, some nobody in Honduras halved their emissions using the same methods.

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>""""""""""""""""""""""conservative"""""""""""""""""""""

This raises an interesting point: are you just making games for money? I mean, you could have gotten any job, most of which don’t come with the financial uncertainty of game development, ESPECIALLY independent self-published game development.

You would think that the people who choose to do this for a “living” do so primarily because they want to create fun games and share them with the world. I guess that isn’t a guarantee, but it seems like the reason you get into any creative business.

If someone went to a game developer and said “I will buy 500k copies of your game, and in exchange, you will not release it to anyone, and nobody will play it” is that a deal most of them would take? Would you really be that willing to let your creation just die?

Is a game “successful” if it makes respectable money but nobody actually plays it?

No one has used their product yet though.

you can't expect twatter denizens to see the world outside their bubble

By whopping 3%.

I forgot Canada among those per capita emitters, but of course who doesn't forget irrelevant smug countries

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Steam didn't give those games the clout, youtubers/streamers did

Imagine not being fluent in the English language to the point that you can't understand sentences with omitted words

>But they don't?

>get mad about real things!
>like Twitter and GoT
I know it's just soi humor but jesus christ, this is embarrassing.

infowars.com/watch/?video=5d37628921133e0018c316f5

You don't control acts of nature but you do control human activity. You're acting like a helpless child.

see

It wouldn't have gone down as smoothly if Epic was in the scene.

It should be
>They don't.

You're making an imperative statement of fact, not asking a question. This is the result of shitty fanfic tier novels being normalized.

CDU is Germany's right wing party. Or, at least one of them.

What if I want shithole island nations and minority coasties to flood out while I raise my white family on my inland mountain property?

>flood your own country with millions of africans because a dead baby picture made you sad
>right wing

>They literally are entitled to your money if you use their product,
No, they're not.

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The person hes replying to isnt talking about mean temps tho? Hes saying that one heatwave means that global warming is real? Gosh do you even read the threads you post in?

HAHAHA

>I want minorities to zerg rush my lands as they flee the devastation

Yeah, you should lead the world! You know everything and nothing could ever go wrong under your watchful and careful guidance!

>Potential Customers are upset with our anti-consumer decisions!
>I know, lets antagonize them!

>Steam didn't give those games the clout, youtubers/streamers did
are you retarded? youtubers don't make videos about things that aren't already popular, and streamers? WHO THE FUCK ever watched a hollow knight stream? it's a game you play yourself not get spoiled on by a retard

>Just like how we have active volcanoes and underground magma flows right now?

skepticalscience.com/Rapid-climate-change-deadlier-than-asteroid-impacts.html

>LIP eruptions are very different from the volcanic eruptions that have occurred in the span of human history.

>Most volcanic eruptions have a temporary cooling effect from their sulfur emissions, and collectively over many millions of years their CO2 emissions keep the planet from freezing solid. LIPs, in contrast, tend to generate strong global warming through the huge quantities of greenhouse gasses they emit in a comparatively short time.

do you actually want to look this stuff up before making dumb posts?

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probably true

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>I get the appeal of wanting to seek out things to get angry about. Venting anger is cathartic and natural, but let’s have just a little perspective about what we decide to get angry about. Look at the things going on around you and ask yourself if there might be anything just a tad more worthwhile to be upset about.
I never cared enough about this game to be upset about it, but now I'm upset at you being insufferable fucking cunts. Good job.

>that site
yikes & cringe, probably made by bill nye

I already built a big beautiful wall around my property, famalam

>free market capitalism
>devs go for the better deal

NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

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imagine getting your scientific info from an entertainer

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based sweeney

>onions devs
>onions game
>onions platform
>onions dev mo-capping an attempt at a obnoxious onions dance deliberately trying to annoy people
>"our community is too nice to care what we do with our game :)"
does anyone really give a shit about this? just ignore it

>look, we know we did an oopsie but look at this handy list of things that are WAY WORSE
>pls buy our game
>hello?

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>onions platform

Wait, i thought it was epic exclusive. not steam exclusive

t. Bill Nye

You think they're going to just stay there? There are more of them than there are of you, and they will just kill you and take your property.

Brainlet moves there, user. I don't care how many gunz you have shelved, it doesn't matter if 50 people storm your house.

its all trash only barring a few exceptions,lmao

>We already got paid for our game
So why shouldn't we pirate it? I'm really confused here. I have no desire to support Epic as a publisher or a storefront and you've left me no recourse.

yeah haha that would be pretty embarrassing

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Christopher Monckton had a team of scientists behind this, and it's all available for scrutinisation from other scientists

>unironic "t....toxic gamers!!"
pirating it

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Popular is a relative term, you're dumb

Bill Nye sucks and is only fit to educate children on simple topics. Most adults are fit to each topics up to 6th grade level, he's no exception.

However, I wouldn't trust Alex Jones or any of his shill guests to teach topics to grown adults. He just wants you to buy his penis pills, that's it.

What would a mere wall do against an unending tide of black and brown that has come to penetrate every orifice you and your family possess?

The only reason I ever bought any games in the first place was cause I wanted to support my fav devs, but now I don’t need to! Thanks Tim!

Yeah well unlike the gay retard dinosaurs I have AC and a boat so you can die for all I care fucktard

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Yeah, I'm sure a fence will stop the roaming packs of murderslavers.
LOL

>100 grains of rice have been deposited in your account

Animal crossing will bury this game.

Oh that's the game shown on crowbcat's E3 2017 vid.

based, steam drones your time is ticking, egs will slowly replace steam

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I think 60% of them are going to die trying to ride an inflatable raft across the ocean
I think 80% of what makes it here are going to stay in developed city centers since they'll rely on gibs
I think whatever is left that happens to make it anywhere near me is going to be pretty manageable, tbqh

>better deal
is it really?

Climate change seems like a total hoax

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That's fine. I'm going for the better deal by not buying their game. Especially with their smug cunt attitude.

>pirating a game you previously didn't give a shit about just to spite devs
honestly, the devs have gained more out of people like you now

>flood country full of migrants who are willing to work jobs at 70% of the rate that German workers are willing
>not right wing

I bet you think latino illegal immigration to the USA isn't supported by right wing small business owners who reap the depressed wages, either.

>guys watch out alex jones is a grifter
>but bill nye just wants to educate the children! about climate change and sex junk!

Even if you concede and agree that it's real, the solution are always gimping the industries and sending money to developing countries.

I'm naked right now

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Meanwhile, in the real world.

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But I thought automation was going to take all those jobs. Which is it? Do you need a brown slave underclass or robots?

You can't have both, silly lib.

I'm never buttblasted, I just buy all of them ;)

I don't think you understand what bootlicker means, user.
EGS forcing its way into the market to prise the monopoly from Steam's chubby fingers is nothing but a good thing.
>w-what about GOG
who?

Sorry, I don't speak subhuman.

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in your dreams

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Reminder that the retard that wrote this up also started making the game before deciding what to make. For a good amount of the game's development they didn't even plan on what genre it was, at one point it was a pokemon clone and then it had dancing and now it has a card game.

Because maxima are more important than local minima? "Oh boy it's sure cold for a summer day" says nothing, whereas a consistent raising of the maxima "oh boy it's sure hot for a summer day" shows a potential trend

do you even math?

yes? Saying "the game won't fail because we took China money!" is fucking stupid and a big fuck you to consumers
Since these devs hate consumers then I'm pirating it. You get it?

>no my family will die if you don't buy my game

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but their corrupt governments deserve your tax dollars, how else are they supposed to subjugate their people and do heroin on their designer yachts?

And dealing with the fact that China will never give a single fuck

>IT HAS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
>but the argument is being made seriously

Mike Judge was right.

>Ooblets is going to replace Steam
Your only actual weapon is Blunderlands 3.

yeah it must be since it actually sources scientific articles.

idiot

Why do these devs think they're entitled to immunity from criticism?

IIRC every time there's a ICE raid on illegals they always go

>muh rotting crops
>I can't pay US citizens $2 per our like we did to those illegals REEEEEE

I'm still waiting to see how all the absolute faildevs are coping with the fact that they will never be allowed EGS money despite helping Timmy Tencent push his agenda.
Are they all just deluding themselves and think there is some kind of line and they'll get to sign a deal eventually?

Just letting you know that I appreciate the effort you put into your post and you bring up good points.

Steam doesn't have a monopoly in any sense of the word. EPIC is trying to build one.
If you don't like monopolies then you shouldn't support epic because they want nothing more than to be the only choice available if you want games.
It's basic Chinese economics.

>Epic shills keep shilling this failure of a store that only stays alive thanks to clickbait articles and outrage culture

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Prove it

No, because pirating it when you weren't going to buy it doesn't hurt the devs anymore than you not buying it and by participating in their work by playing their game, you're investing your TIME into it and TIME is the only true commodity humans have on this Earth. Good job, pal, you played yourself. Just don't buy the game. Pirating it is retard shit.

>Steam
>monopoly

Oh so you're retarded.

>watch out alex jones is a grifter
>watch out bill nye sucks

Did you fail 3rd grade reading? Maybe you need to be retaught by an adult

>plants EAT CO2? ppfffpptptppppptt, thats dumb! you dumb!

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>THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CREATING AN ATMOSPHERIC IMBALANCE
>PLANTS LIKE CO2!
yeah, idiot, what a divinely comedic title.

If you weren't braindead you would keep Bill Nye away from all children. He's a grifter AND a pervert.

>have gained more out of people like you now
how and what?

big brain post

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Put yourself in the shoes of the devs.

EGS takes 12% instead of Steam's 30%.

On top of that, they give them an undisclosed amount of money upfront, probably at least 6 digits. The devs said in their blog it's enough to cover the equivalent of a minimal number of sales so they don't have to worry about the lower install-base compared to steam.

Basically, you'd be stupid to not go for the EGS.

It's entirely in your right.

They think they are entitled immunity from toxic gamer gate babies because they are on the right side of history.

>Feeling like you’re owed the product of other people’s work on your terms
And why exactly shouldn't a customer be owed this? Do they think they're owed my money simply because they produced something? Something that may I add is intangible and has no value outside of entertainment, meaning that it is devalued or even worthless if it fails to make the customer happy about purchasing it. For someone that will inevitably be finding themselves working in retail or fast food in a few years, they sure seem to have a bad grasp on how to treat customers.

>I don't think you understand what bootlicker means, user.
I know exactly what it means. You implied that people shouldn't complain about a game moving to a new service provider, that they should just accept it and not complain. That's classic, textbook bootlicking.

why is it dangerous my man?

>he says while laughing when warned about deforestation and the 9 billion tons of plastic humans shit into the ocean
>We should do NOTHING about anything because lol *insert half truth that doesn't even attempt to address the actual question and the full breadth of effects*

>equating EGS with a bunch of outrage culture topic
Yep, seems about right.

>but that doesn't matter because I said so

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why is it dangerous?

Look at Venus. You think that's good? it isn't good at all.

>Basically, you'd be stupid to not go for the EGS.
Short term, you're right. Long term, definitely not.

What if they have an abundance of time and pirating the game doesn't affect anything?

>Steam doesn't have a monopoly
Oh, I apologise for my phrasing.
I meant to say VIRTUAL monopoly, since having over 75% of market space isn't a technical monopoly.

>EPIC is trying to build one.
Yes, what's the problem? As long as they don't ACTUALLY build one there's no problem, but wanting to be hyper successful is a good motivation when starting something.

The real problem with nuclear isn't safety, it's that the design and operation of nuclear reactors is almost always done specifically to create depleted uranium for military purposes. It's something that is and has been subsidized by the government to serve military ends. Nuclear arms deescalation is the real reason nuclear isn't taking off; it's also the real reason why molten salt reactors never really caught on, because unlike light water reactors they don't produce 'waste' products that can be used to manufacture bombs.

He's right tho. There is not nearly as much rage online about climate change or human rights issues around the world as there is about the Epic launcher. You can disingenuously pretend "oh we can worry about multiple issues" but it becomes increasingly clear that the internet as a whole focuses more on certain things to be upset about than others.

>h..heh! I...if you pirate it you're just m.....making the devs a favor!!
>y...you're just wasting your time!...heh!!....not l....like me....that post h...here to defend them!!
COPE HARDER
and keep the tears flowing, dev bootlicker faggot

How many plants are on Venus?

ok dude I'll see you in 200 billion years, send me an e-mail

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Meanwhile in the not-propaganda-taken-from-blog world: scientificamerican.com/article/ask-the-experts-does-rising-co2-benefit-plants1/

Photosynthesis is typically limited by nitrogen (not CO2), and heat waves and droughts are an externality your shitty blog isn't considering. Actual farmers and scientists don't buy that argument.

Internet bitching is a lot more likely to fix Epic exclusives than it is human rights abuses, dummy.

Were not Venus though.
The Earth goes through high and low carbon atmospheric states. Things do tend to die when either occurs.

It's you who doesn't get it.
You didn't give a shit about this game until you heard about this controversy. There are many people like you too. Let's call these people... noggers. You see, noggers may not be buying the game from Epic, but the devs already got paid by Epic, and all you have done is increase the publicity of the game. You know the phrase, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Let's think about it another way... How about a food analogy?
Food maker: "Hey! Look at me! I'm giving away my shitdogs only to people who wear the "I love china" microchip! HAHAHA keep seething!"

You: "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. Just to spite you, I'm going to sneak into your shitdog factory and eat your shitdogs FOR FREE HAHAHA"

You then proceed to eat shit, and walk around town eating shit, on display to other people who might want to now eat shit themselves as a result.

Does the food maker care you're eating shit? Of course not! It costs them nothing to distribute it. They've already been paid by Eat Shit Ltd.

Corporate farms already did what your image described. I sure love corporate welfare for corporate farmers. If we call them farmers, it makes them sound like Grampa in his overalls and not soulless bugmen who exploit illegal labor while pretending to want it to stop when parading their handpicked politicians for the unwashed white trash that doesn't own any property at all

>he says while laughing when warned about deforestation and the 9 billion tons of plastic humans shit into the ocean
it ain't whites doing that lol, go tell india to knock it off

>Short term, you're right. Long term, definitely not.

I highly doubt the game is going to be exclusive indefinitely. They can always re-release the game later on steam in order to "double-dip" when the contract expires.

No one is in favor of "mass immigration", with the sole exception of commies who wants no borders but even they will acknowledge that's an extremely long term goal that won't happen for centuries

What Trump supporters mean by "mass immigration" is asylum seekers, which the United States, by its own laws, has an obligation to respond to (the US acknowledges that anyone from any country is allowed to apply for asylum). However they are all lumped together with illegal immigrants because BROWN PEOPLE BAD

Automation will if wages rise. Mass illegal immigration is preventing it from happening because the margin on labor is still large enough that businesses don't have to consider upgrading their technology. They currently just throw labor at the problem since it's so artificially (from a legal standpoint) cheap.

Use your head dumbass, you sound like an inbred polposter

I don't think there are enough carbon fuel sources on Earth to turn it into a Venusesque hell world.

You can stop with the 12% statistic like it means anything, it never has. Devs take the money hat because they don't have the confidence that their game is good enough to sell that many copies no matter how many stores it releases to.

It is that simple, and only that simple. When EGS says "put your game exclusively on our store and we guarantee 500k in sales", that means the developers are convinced that even if they release on all platforms, they will not achieve 500k in sales.

So you want to deny all those poor brown people jobs? You fucking nazi.

In the current flow of the market a year after means it might as well doesn't exist.
And in that time it would have already blown its load on how good or bad the game is.

>oh boy keep this child away from a VHS tape in a science class in the 1990s
unless you were sexually molested by a VHS tape by your two dads, I don't see why anyone should care

NO! You weren't supposed to bring up reality!

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it's a loophole you disingenuous faggot, you know damn well they aren't fleeing from anything

>egs literally buys almost every pc exlusive titles
>egs literally buys out almost every AAA game like control or borderlands
well lmao

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and? why do you care so much if someone pirates it?
The devs literally said "lol not care if you hate us we already made money!", so why do you care if someone decides to pirate it?

Redpill me on why Republitards are so fucking stupid

>"problem" completely solved by using only nuclear power
>no one wants to do that
gee it's almost like they don't really care about solving excess CO2 and just want to control people through fear

Them brownies can create jobs in their own fucking country.

How are they going to fix anything when they can't even create a digital shopping cart?

We have not seen the effects of the long term, there really aren't any data points

Yea Forums and /r/pcgaming throwing a shitfit only matters if it's a large portion of the market.

>he doesn't know
youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48

Enjoy.

Cow farts are legitimately terrible for the atmosphere and the American food industry at large is a sinful display of largesse and waste of previously unknown proportions.

Seriously, I understand wanting the streetshitters to get their acts together, but pretending their existence absolves the West of it's problems is short sighted and potentially destructive.

Nobody gave a shit about Ooblets until this post.

The only place where those games will have a future is in 1$ game bundles.
You can bet your ass that people are going to keep sullying the dev's names afterwards.

Automation is a meme that looks at parts of a system in isolation rather than the overall health of the system. Successful companies rarely employ it in large scale to replace workers not because workers are "cheaper" per unit, but because asset specificity for capital goods limits their usefulness the more "automated" they get.

Put another way, a guy with power tools can make a lot more shit than a machine designed to crank out a billion widgets an hour. The only way that machine is useful is if you can guarantee, for the life of the machine, that you will always need it to crank out a billion widgets an hour.

This is typically not the case.

there is no solution to climate change and the solution to human rights issues is importing more muslims to our countries, of course not many will bother

This right here is why Steam ain't worried. Weebs have a lot of money.

>citing an obvious parody show

>egs literally buys almost every pc exlusive titles
Like?

steambros win again

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Okay, but I'm not the president, so I have no influence over global politics, deals, or treaties. The only thing I can measurably do is vote for a leader who actually will do all of the above, which Trump (the """master dealmaker""") obviously isn't doing since he and the GOP cut 83 environmental regulations, most of the GOP does not believe man-made climate change is real (even though the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community is that it is) and Trump himself will break treaties without any warning for no reason, and Trump believes that climate change is a myth invented by the Chinese

A directionless amalgamation of Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, Pokemon, and Slay the Spire. The last thing was only added recently, because the devs don't actually know what kind of game they're trying to make and are just looking at what's popular lately.

It won't, Epic are constitutionally incapable of basic competence. But the constant shitstorming may do something to dissuade developers from taking the deal.

>parody

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So now that the science-deniers/corporate shills and bootlickers can no longer deny science, so they've moved onto
>Yeah, well, we shouldn't do anything because no one else will!
Lead by example, set a new standard you fucking corporate shit-lickers.

Chernobyl and Three Mile got imprinted in the brains of every boomer faggot in the 80s, user

Even though statistically, coal kills more people per year. You can't save boomers, they were dumb and demented dating as far back as the 80s. It's probably due to all the lead in the paint and gasoline back then, plus asbestos as insulation. They are quite literally developmentally retarded.

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>130 posters
when will obvious falseflag outrage shill threads be auto 404d?

I don't care!
It's not me who needs teaching that lesson.
It's the edgy piratefags who think they're making a statement by pirating it.
If you actually wanted to play the game before all this happened, by all means pirate the game. But literally nobody cares.

Have sneed

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wtf i'm a devout christian now.

>Lead by example
The west has been leading by example for the past decade, yet China continues to have unregulated industry shitting the planet up. Almost as if they don't actually care....

"My Bad!"

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3 months of popularity tops.

there's another thread about this too
really makes you think
If ever you want your game to get attention, just do something "controversial" like this. It's impossible for it to affect you negatively.

Re-releases work really well or else devs wouldn't keep doing it.

Remember skyrim? Dark Souls?

>most of the GOP does not believe man-made climate change is real
Most of them probably know its real, they just don't care and/or won't acknowledge it for fear that the corporate donors that put them in power will lobby and have them removed if they fall out of line.

>There might be anything just a tad more worthwhile to be upset about
>Human rights abuses
niggas get their mario backpacks checked by the cops once

Please explain then

>nobody cares
You are here, in this thread, seeking out every pirate post and replying to it because you dislike the "edgy piratefags", and you don't care.
sure you don't, keep getting triggered by the meany pirates!

My friend, India has more living cows than even Brazil, which is a major meat producer. It's just that India doesn't kill the cows (usually). They still fart while they eat and live.

The US food industry can indeed be wasteful with beef, but the pollution is primarily being generated in India, Brazil, and then equally China==EU==USA in this particular area. Also Argentina seems a bit crazy considering they only have 40 million people yet own 53 million cows. USA has 315 million people and own 94 million, so that ratio per capita is nuts.

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>It's impossible for it to affect you negatively
that's where you're wrong

>stop being angry at EGS and start being angry about climate change
>Yea Forums has a thread being angry about climate change

couldn't write a better script

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>Epic store exclusive
Not so fast.

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What part of this game even comes close to the production of a triple-A studio or even advertising?
It has to prove itself to be a good game first and for indies even some good games don't become successful.

>There is not nearly as much rage online about [...] human rights issues around the world as there is about the Epic launcher.
Are you fucking joking? There's a never ending stream of faux outrage over homosexuals, blacks, and women being "mistreated" by society, you can't go anywhere without hearing about some pathetic loser suing innocent people because they said the wrong word or did something they didn't like whilst backed up by an army of human scum that get an erection when some poor nobody gets fired over it.

>Both are a result of shitty Chinese business practices
really makes you think

Why can't white people dance? The floss is so fucking easy. I tried it a few times out of curiosity. I'm not immune to trends, ok? I saw everyone else doing it, and I wanted to at least try it once. I was a little awkward for like a few seconds, and then it just clicked, and the motion made sense.

For fuck's sake, the floss was invented by a white kid. So how absent of a soul are you, if you can't fucking floss?

You seem to care an awful lot considering this stupid tirade you're going on, it makes me happy to know that my pirating of this game will upset both the devs and now you too.

>using FBI bay

based and swashbucklerpilled

Explain what?

Again, lead by example. Continue to cut emissions, encourage allies to do the same, set the new standard and precedent. Control the conversation, don't sit idly by while China does and continues to pollute.

>The only way that machine is useful is if you can guarantee, for the life of the machine, that you will always need it to crank out a billion widgets an hour.
There are plenty of products like that though. Food follows recipes, cashiers at stores just pass items over a scanner, paralegals spend endless time glossing over keywords in laws/cases, truck drivers and mail delivery follow rote routes (at least, in good weather regions) etc. etc. There is so much rote work that is either unautomated or currently in the process of being automated. Truck drivers will be a big one because like a full 1% of the US population works in that occupation.

>Again, lead by example.
We... are though?

>W-w-white people are the REAL victims!
I can't wait until you're bred out of existence

>Nobody gave a shit about Ooblets until this post.
Speak for yourself. I wanted a comfy farming game, and had my eye on this one since its reveal. Well in truth, I haven't been keeping a close eye on it. Really I had just been waiting for its release, before deciding if I want it or not.

I would trust Annie Sneed from Sneed's Seeds on an article about farming

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Implying the FBI cares about the video games I pirate.
Implying I don't have a VPN.

Enjoy inheriting a ruined planet, stupid nigger.

So you forgot about it until you saw this thread.

Enjoy those EBT bux with my compliments, Jamal.

they said on their blog that they had literally never done it before mocapping it

which just means they're dumb, not incapable of dancing

>VPN
user you are still tracked with that thing on.

>We... were though?
ftfy, republicans don't give a fuck

And I don't understand what your problem is in the first place, you want to give up and say "fuck it" after a few years because China hasn't gotten on board yet? What kind of defeatist bullshit is that?

brown people ARE bad

Could be both.
Most likely both.

>It is that simple, and only that simple. When EGS says "put your game exclusively on our store and we guarantee 500k in sales", that means the developers are convinced that even if they release on all platforms, they will not achieve 500k in sales.

Yes and that's a much better deal than trying your luck with steam.

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Describe "forgot".
I intentionally avoid thinking about upcoming things. I don't like investing a bunch of energy into a product that I can't yet have. It's a waste, really. So I watch a trailer here and there, and then wait for the release trailer, and that's when I start deciding if I truly want it.

But if not making thread after thread after thread about a game means I "forgot" it, then yeah. I guess you could say that.

true, but with 7 billion people on earth, there's no such thing as "bad publicity"

>falling on your sword while China capitalizes on your suffering
literal cuckoldry

I want to strangle anyone who brings up Chernobyl and Three Mile in the same breath unless it's to point out how retarded trying to draw comparisons between the two is

>Devs take the money hat because they don't have the confidence that their game is good enough to sell that many copies no matter how many stores it releases to.

They're not paranoid

gdcvault.com/play/1023441/What-Do-We-Mean-When

At a time when like 90% of indie games don't break even, taking money from Epic is not a bad idea if you need to float your company for 1-3 years.

Like I said, it only took my seconds to get the motion. You don't need to take a fucking class to learn how to floss. You just put your body in motion, and it works out. Unless you really have no rhythm or soul in you.

>nigger defaults to wojak posting
I guess that bell curve wasn't a lie

Is it too hard to just write "We like money"?

>The last season of Game of Thrones
HOLY SHIT JUST LET GO
nobody even cares about GOT anymore

>offering advice to people embrassing themselves in a discussion thread means I am triggered
ok retard

>I intentionally avoid thinking about upcoming things
>Forget
>fail to remember.
>put out of one's mind; cease to think of or consider.
>inadvertently neglect to do, bring, or mention something.
You forgot user. And no asked you to do something based on whether or not you recall the game or not.
You were merely asked if you Forgot, which you, by your own words did.
You autistic fucking spas.

>how did this turn into a climate change denial thread
Because Yea Forums has been /pol/2 since fucking 2013, how the hell haven't you realized this already?

If you reply to me that means you're seething. Keep seething!!! I win this argument by default.

Most adults do. It kinda pays for food and shelter

this one ain't though

2nd half of 2014

this one aint what

I'm going to use all this seething to cook me some tea.

I'd seriously crush this faggot's windpipe. I am not exaggerating, I'd fucking swing at this cunt if he was in front of me.

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FUCK YOU!
Steak is better done and with ketchup!
FIGHT ME BITCH!

An adult

>t...those edgy pirates!
>i...i'm just offering advice!

holy shit since when did pirating become this edgy underage shit? you're a fucking embarassment thinking that you're "triggering the normies" by downloading a onions game in an obscure way.

Human rights and climate change are completely legitimate issues. However, it doesn't mean smaller issues such as putting their game on the EGS become invalid because of them. It's a fallacy to imply so.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AppealToWorseProblems

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

>I'm gonna pirate this game and spend 20 precious hours of my life on their game!!!
>That'll show EM!!!!!!!!

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I won't pirate the game or play the game, but pretend I do both.

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>steam having a monopoly bad even though they don't actually have a monopoly
>epic building a monopoly good so long as they don't actually have a monopoly
Your logic is astounding

twitter.com/ooblets/status/1156958973016174592
the amount of onions, god

When pirate fags here started threads making excuses how it is actually the right thing to do just to get (You)s.

not really much of a fallacy though

>my house is burning
>I left my TV on

you have 10 seconds to act, what do you do?

exactly
piratefags think they are beating devs by doing this but they've already got all the money and you're just eating their garbage, doesn't matter how you obtain it

>each copy pirated is costing the devs money
>not pirating the game, deleting it and pirating it again multiple times a day

The first definition is wrong in two ways. Depending on interpretation.
1. If you focus on the word fail, that implies an intent to remember. Which I did not intent to remember. So without the intent, you can't say I failed.
2. If you focus on remembering, well all that really implies, is that I do remember. It doesn't imply that I need to keep an idea in mind at all times. Only that once the game is brought up, I remember what it is.

The second definition is wrong, because I did not put the game out of my mind. I archived the game in my mind. I only stopped actively focusing on the information I held.

The third definition is wrong, because I didn't inadvertently neglect the do anything. Again, this is a matter of intent. My intent was to avoid focus on the game. Therefore, there was no inadvertent neglect. You could argue I purposely neglected. But I would even contest that you can only neglect what needed upkeep. And focusing on this game was not a requirement to remember it.

I did not forget, you retarded mong.

>We're chatting with folks in the community via email and on discord if you have questions and concerns
that sounds reasonable, what's the deal?

Absolutely chaotic evil

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It isn't a fallacy when you consider that the average human has a limited amount of time every day (as well as their entire lives) so time and energy as a whole is a limited resource