Launch first person shooter

>launch first person shooter
>shoot the first person i see
>close the game

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But the first person you see is yourself...
... user ... why :(

>launch first person shooter
>remember how shit the genre is
>close the game

>install bloodborne
>you're not born in blood
>sell the copy

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>play platformer
>jump onto a ledge
>close the game

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But user
You ARE born of the blood. As well as made a man by the blood, and eventually undone by the blood.

>play third person shooter
>join lobby with 2 people
>immediately killed
WOOW

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>play rpg
>no rocket propelled grenades
>close game

>play a Real-time Strategy game
>wage a war for five actual years

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>play wow
>exclaim wow
>close the game

>play street racing game
>abide by traffic rules

>play third person shooter
>shoot second person by accident
>game over

>ruchnoy protivotankovy granatomyot

I unironically enjoy doing that in GTA.

>play rpg
>come up with gay backstories for all my character and come up with fake conversations they would have while exploring
>write fanfiction and draw doujins of the characters, expanding on their stories to an absurd degree
>publish my work and make thousands off of other people's settings
>stop playing right before the final boss
Is there any hope left for man (me)

>install a role playing game
>do a barrel roll once ingame
>take the CD and take a healthy shit on it

>play halflife
>you have 100 life
What the fuck, anons?

>remember how shit your hand-eye coordination is

best one in thread so far

post your book fag

your average npc's full life is 200. thats why goron needs HEV shields to compensate back to 200. Sounds like you need to play a game more your speed, like a game called Half Brain

retard
also a retard

fuck you, cock jockey

>chaotic neutral

cringe and bluepilled