What did he ment by this?

That's his meal dude
He's working really hard on this game for YOU!
Better pay up

Wrong glasses tho.

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I always knew he was a crummy dev.
Jesus fuck I loved Revengence though.

There's a reason it became a meme older guys really drink it for energy

Gonna need Hideo boomer edits asap.

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i once boutgh one of this white monsters for the meme, and holy shit it tasted like shit, i keep failing in to this Yea Forums memes

All these mad ZOOMERS XD whats wrong incels cant handle real flavor?

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>Kojima was behind the sip meme all along
Japs really do have shit taste in humor.

What will a rental mommy do for me?

For me, its Ultra Black.

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I ended up with tachycardias with those.

wat dat?

Heart rate that exceeds the normal resting rate

What? No celebs this time?

permanently? hot damn

Nah, it left 2 hours after I puked the whole can. But it feels that you're about to die.

Pussy

Keeping his energy up for all of the starfucking that he needs to get done on sony's dime.

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Kys, you don't belong on the gene pool.

What does blue monster taste like?

Kojima's a pervert to his female staff.

Too late for that.

How are you posting from the dead?

based boomer

*SSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP*
PU-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I think he meant he already has a child.

Based.

So what's the absolute BEST Monster® energy drink flavor?

He's really gonna drink a monster and have something sweet with it as well...jeezus christ thats gross

she fucking dies

Anyone who doesn't post Monster Ripper is a fucking moron

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Monster stock is up 6000% since [spoiler/] 1985

LMAO I LOVE MEMES XD

zero ultra black

How can someone be that weak? At least tell me you drank like 10 not just one can

this but unironically

THE MEMES JACK

Rockstar blue >>>> redbull >>>>monster red >>>>>>>monster white

Original black and green is the best. It got me through AIT.

your chores

There is a site that i can see all Monster Energy flavors?

Actual Best Monster coming through

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Damn, I wish worked for him.

I used to drink 3 of these a day for almost a year. AMA

I'd imagine their official website listing most flavors, if not all.

Good for him. Who gives a fuck you retard. You should care about his games not the person behind those games

When you hit your mid-twenties all your energy goes away. You need to drink endless coffee or Monster just to function like a teenager. And now I need to nap.

p-please tell me you're just memeing. So it gonna be forever and not just a short phase?

Am i the only one who still drinks red bull? Monster has too much sugar in it.

>tfw 23 and already drained of all energy
>tfw used to function on 6 hours of sleep but now if I dont get 8 I shut down mid-day

Yep.
t. Soon to be a 30 year old boomer.

For me it's Thunder Energy Drink. Cheaper and less calories. Plus eco friendly, less aluminum used for the can.

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He's a sexually repressed autist like most Japanese incels in case you didn't notice by shit like snake jacking off in the locker in mgs2, all the skintight fucking leather bondage gear on most characters, the entirety of quiet's character and countless others.

>pinoy money is pokedollars

>mfw wasted 7 good energy years being a NEET

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Wish it worked on me. Caffeine does nothing for me.

My hope for this game is destroyed more and more every time he shows it.

>Why yes, I do drink Rockstar every now and then. How could you tell?

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haha yeah...
at least I accomplished all that masturbation when I had the energy

problem?

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Sounds like a personal problem.

So is Rockstar enegry drink made buy the umbrella corporation now

I don't know if having standards can be considered a problem.

5 years ago I also figured it would be a phase. Still waiting for it to pass.

I don't think you understand what standards are. Here let me help you, having high standards is having taste the Death Stranding is lower in quality than what you like. What you seem to have is a personal problem.

Hideo Kyle. His next tweet will be drywall with a hole punched in it.

I do sometimes but it's too expensive to drink often.
Maybe the sugar is why I can't stand any monster flavour except white.

But lower quality is exactly what my problem with it is.

My want to work on that personal problem of yours about the low quality then.

i really like assault but prefer the juice mango loco

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>My
*May
Looks I need to work on my typos problem.

Sure I'll work with on how their low quality gameplay is somehow my fault.

>so many monster flavors itt
>tfw your shitty country only has a few of them available for purchase.

Feels bad man.

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Your fault? Damn son.

>30 yr old boomer
>drank the sugar free monster before work 2 days ago

I try to normally stay away from caffeine. I have not had a energy drink for over 6 months before that. I don't drink coffee either.

kojima is 55 dude

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>unironically drinking white monster
ew. its like a shitty version of the black&blue low carb
ultra sunrise ftw

Okay and... What does that have to do with me exactly?

>bought the original and the white one because of memes
>unironically enjoyed both

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the low carb one is disgusting though

It's honestly not bad and it's sugar free. Boomers gain weight quite easily. Can't be having that sugar.

Those white ones are actually really good for a zero calorie drink. Zoomers getting BTFO again.

I can't drink any other energy drink that Monster. Everything else is so sour that it makes your teeth feel like they're covered in shit. I drink Monster daily tho, but only the zero sugar zero calories versions.

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You shouldn’t drink it daily. All these people in here saying they have no energy. All you have to do to have energy is get a good nights sleep, eat somewhat healthily and work out a little.

Did you have health problems?

no

Can she do this in tight jeans and a white tshirt?

>daily
you know those crippling migraines you get are caffeine withdrawal, right?

Drinking lo carb right now, tastes ok for being a monster.

Is that motherfucking Chris Jericho?

Fuck you

You're sips will be legendary even in Hell!

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you would think they would have avoided crunch time if kojima didnt take so many vacation days off.

this shit doesnt make any sense.

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>falling for the low/zero sugar meme

they taste better

>drinking energy drinks
Those things are absolute garbage for you. Only middle schoolers and trailer trash drink them.

Bro bro, why you gotta bring up my favorite discontinued monster :'(
I loved the ripper so much. Pineapple energy juice was my jam.

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original monster is disgusting. too sugary

I would buy monster zero ultra nippon edition in bulk if I could tbqh
Kojima-sensei knows how to appear like a true connoisseur

Did anyone ever try these? I don't think they even make them anymore but they were so good.

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He's probably being paid to endorse that garbage. Between the sugar and caffeine, it would cause diabetic shock in most older people.

it's the other way around, but kojima's genius has no time for useless thots, only prime rib from the west

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shame there still selling them in the UK

The chocolate one was god tier, vanilla was pretty good too. Never saw coffee/strawberry/pb

They taste better and the products used to sweeten it are absolutely harmless even in unachievable doses.
You're a retard and you should stop believing word of mouth and twitter posts.
t. Chemist

I'd love to try strawberry and Vanilla, the COULD taste good

some people would argue that in a way, everyone but two people die

say what? I'd almost travel to the UK just for one more sip of a ripper.

It is time to pre order death stranding it seems

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>There are plebs posting here who don't drink the best drink

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God dammit it got discontinued in my eastern european shithole

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This is the best one- no contest

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too sweet for me

Stop drinking caffeine. The reason you feel like that is because when you were young you started drinking coffee and never stopped.

Now your body needs it to feel any where close to normal.

>drinking monster

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