How do we stop Grand Theft Auto V?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOOT BOXES
GAMBLING
TRIPLE AAA
GREEDY CORPORATIONS

>cant gamble my $700 million cheater bucks away because some people are actually retarded enough to buy shark cards so they lock how many chips you can buy at a time
new update is pretty shit

How the fuck are people excited for a casino? That shit was in San Andreas. Do you win money from other players or something.

I just want to know when rdr2 comes to PC.

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Along with the next gen rereleases like gtav

It also wouldn't exist if they didn't sink millions and millions into it long before GTA Online started printing Shark Shekels.

We're never going to see another game like that come from Rockstar.

>How do we stop Grand Theft Auto V?
We convince players to stop tolerating low tier trash and to not fall for shekel and diming deception machines designed to WALLETSUCC

people were excited because we assumed that was the deal, but the whole update is neutered due to the mentally challenged even though the game is supposed to be played by strictly adults.
You can play with other people, but you're not playing against them. You're only playing against the game/house.
You can only get 50,000 chips at a time, which at the high roller tables is nothing.
I dont know how people dont understand that a child having a game that they shouldnt have is the fault of the parents.
If a kid is caught smoking, and stores cannot legally sell those children cigarettes meaning they have to convince their parents to buy them cigarettes, how the fuck is it the problem of the cigarette company and not the parents?

how the fuck do people play and enjoy loading screen online? Its the most anti fun game since overwatch
am I really just out of touch?

It's simple, we uh...kill all the normies.

I find the online game a lot of fun, except for it being rife with shithead players. I really like the idea of a create your own character and play in the open world they got going, it's a shame.

Whats your idea of a fun multiplayer game, user?

I didnt even touch the gambling. Maybe the update just had some overall new shit besides the gambling. Is it worth buying the penthouse condo? What is "casino work"?

>All this and they still don’t want to port it on switch

Nigga just fucking do it

>Is it worth buying the penthouse condo?
If you have the cash? Yeah
If you dont, get a twitch prime trial and you get it for free
>What is "casino work"
New Heist

By making a AAA-quality MMORPG set in current day. It's successful because it's the only one.

Switch is irrelevant

They aren't even bothering porting the old GTA games

They dropped support for PS3/Xbox 360 years ago because they couldnt handle newer content updates, Switch wouldnt be able to either.

>watching that first trailer with Yea Forums
>not knowing there wouldn't another trailer for a full year
>not knowing what a monster the game would turn into

The only true answer

It’s a great game, but let me ask you. How can it be your favourite ever, amongst all games? It’s probably just honeymoon infatuation since it’s not even a year old and still the “hot new thing”

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>You can gamble and win a ton of money!
>Ooh, you won the triple Diamond jackpot! You got 2.5 MILLION chips worth 2.5 MILLION dollars!
>"Wowee! I can't wait to buy that new car everybody keeps talking about!"
>Well hang on there sport, you've gotta cash your chips out 50,000 at a time! Wouldn't want to upset lawmakers now would we?
>What? B-but that means I'll have to log into the game and cash out every day for fifty days before I'm able to get the money out!

Why the fuck would you ever gamble then?

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When are they removing the oppressor? It ruined the game completely, because every jamal, pablo and timmy can farm their k/d from players who are driving cars in the game called grand theft car. Why is the k/d even listed if all the mechanics are designed for pve? Why haven't they ditched lock on aiming? Why do niggers like a game where shooting doesn't involve aiming or reaction time? Why does rolling make you invincible? Why do missiles lock onto ground vehicles if a car on the ground can't avoid the missile? Why do you get police on you for shooting back at an air vehicle? When are they going to stop making the shittiest decisions possible when it comes to player interaction?

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You can cash out all at once i think, but buying chips is locked to 50,000 at a time. The casino is locked in like 50 countries anyway, what the fuck is the limit even for besides protecting children that shouldnt be playing.

Your cigarette argument is absolute retardation.

Nice

Blizzard, Nintendo, Epic, EA, CDPR and a the other 3rd rate studios have been cucked

Except its completely factual, you fucking chimp.

This. Even in passive mode, I shouldn't have to worry about some faggot killing the cashier while I'm buying clothes or throwing C4 on my car when I get out of it.

day of the rope.

only 3rd rate here is you by not knowing what 3rd rate is

>mfw GTAV's success is a legitmate argument against the existence of GTAVI

This is the future you chose Yea Forums.

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I'm honestly surprised, I figured a pretty big chunk of people to move to rdr online, but it didn't happen, like rdr online fucking flopped. I think that's going to be the biggest point for them just not making a GTA6, or if they do, having it be primarily single player focused, maybe a return to the game/sidestory/sidestory that 4 (and sorta 3) had. I don't think there's any room for a massive overhaul of the engine or anything so 5 being the basis for online probably wouldn't be a huge deal.

>install it to check out the big update
>it's absolute horseshit
>stop playing within 5 minutes
>I still count as one of those players
thanks

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I don't understand who is still buying this game.

GTAV was inferior to GTAIV
RDR2 was inferior to RDR1

Both are still good games, but Rockstar continues to decline in quality.

We don’t ignore it. People will still play it no matter what there is a legion of kids out there.

red dead 2 has no online content

I disagree

>still releasing free content more than half a decade after release
>people complain
no wonder developers hate gamers

And Passive mode even kind of sucks as it disables all weapons, if I recall. There needs to be an offline-online mode or something, as I love cruising the city and doing missions and stuff

Having fun with the 3 card poker and the slot machines?

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Agree with the former and I disagree with the latter, desu.

There's really no reason to buy shark cards. The game is fun with some friends. You grind and do heists together, sell off your stuff from businesses, buy stuff, stop having fun and move on, and then come back when an update comes.

If they announce a new Bully this year, they will have been red dead redemptioned for me

You can play in private sessions, but there are some money-making activities you can't do (most of the big ones, really).

Keep saying it

I don't even get how this shit is gambling. Sure you can buy credits with real money but you don't get any monetary value out of it. Isn't that a prime requirement?
The casino is basically the same thing as whatever you get in all your gachashit games, it's just being more frank about it.

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>because it's free you're not allowed to be critical
Most people wanted a single player expansion and they would've paid for it. Even in Read dead 2 a Mexico side story dlc (since there are remnants of Mexico's map from rdr1).
People want proper additional content that they would pay for, instead Rockstar just relased some rehashed online content to get the zoomers to up those shark cards sales.
>GTAV was inferior to GTAIV
In terms of story, police AI, physics and character development. Aside from those, 5 was above 4. All that money in 4 and you can't do jackshit with it, what were they thinking .

>RDR2 was inferior to RDR1
Not at all. The only shitty thing about RDR2 is the fact that your weapons always reset after leaving the horse, and you must always manually select your preferred weapon loadout before exiting the horse, otherwise you're stuck with just the revolvers. That shit is fucking annoying, hope modders can fix it in the PC release.
RDR2 is by far the comfiest and has the best gunplay. I guess some people are not happy that they went with the realism approach in gameplay, unlike RDR1's arcade gameplay.

How?

I got bored of GTA Vs map years ago it all feels worthless except LS

>the gap between GTA IV and V was five years, the longest ever at the time
>we’re six years past V’s release without so much as an announcement

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Should I play GTAV online?

Only if you have a high tolerance for tedium and stupid people

Seconding this.

No, you’ll regret it.

sure why not

if you showed GTA Online to people playing San Andreas they would shit themselves in excitement but nowadays Yea Forums hates anything that isn't single player

I know, but neither did GTAO for agood while after launch. Not to excuse it, just, I figured normalfags had no standards. Fucking rdr2 was hyped up for over a year with trailers and teasers, and then it just died out after the new year.

they'll probably rerelease it with actual stuff to do online next gen

I agree, Twitch needs to die.

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A baseless #metoo allegation towards the creator of GTA.

It worked for MarzGurl.

Do you like the long grind in a lifeless version of GTAV's map, possibly with multiple people in the session whose idea of a good time is fucking you in the ass? If yes, then yes. There are like a billionty cars if you like driving around, and no shortage of stupid weaponized vehicles, ranging from tanks to fighter jets to flying motorbikes that shoot homing missiles that can turn on a dime.

I'm sure they'll incorporate some things from rdr2. Graphics wise, that is their best looking game up to date and it would fit well with a reimagined Vice City for 6.

Who the fuck is still buying it? Why the fuck?

80k Alexa rank in the USA, of course Yea Forums is relevant.

Do you really want GTA6 though? It's no doubt in development but I honestly agree with Dan Houser. Imagine the immense shitposting from all sides by morons who don't realize GTA has always been satire.

Dan is right but:
1) rockstar doesn't really have to give a shit, it will sell anyway
2) they could just set it in the past. Vice city didn't have much satire really, it was mostly just pop culture stuff.

Rockstar have always been radical centrists that make fun of both sides. Boomers and progressives have always hated Gta, either because of the violence or taboo humor. If anything, they could use today's climate to their advantage, it's not like they're gonna get shutdown.
All they have to do for 6 is go with Vice City's story&atmosphere, red dead 2's graphics and San Andreas/5's gameplay heavily expanded, and they'll be successful.

>he doesn't play modded GTA V with a trainer
way more content than IV, its just locked behind multiplayer only bullshit, try not playing the inferior console version next time.

Yeah I'm really disapointed in how GTA 5 turned out. The story wasn't that great but whatever. But GTA online ruined any chance of GTA 6 to be a good single player game. It's all about shark cards and online dlc now. We didn't even get a single story dlc for 5.

New Quentin Tarantino movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is the perfect example of something that just 10 years ago would have been loved but now everyone gets so easily fucking offended by any piece of goddamn satire. Even see people on Yea Forums getting triggered at it which is pathetic.

>highest player count ever
But, that can't be right. RDR2 was released, so the Rockdrones are all playing RD online, empty as it is.

None of the people I met through the game went back to playing GTA:O for the Casino update, except for one who hated it for being another millionaire skinnerbox.

How can it have achieved its highest player count ever when the hardcore players are only interested in new heists? That doesn't make any bloody sense.

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You may since RDR Online isn't capable of taking off.
I was already suspecting this.
The hook of GTA Online is all the vehicles they keep adding, like the flying bike and shit.
In RDR you can't have that.

>How can it have achieved its highest player count ever when the hardcore players are only interested in new heists?
This. Heists were the kino goal of gta online. Once the official heists are completed, hardcore crowd has nothing else to do in online, aside from larping and shooting with the zoomers. All Rockstar had to do was implement a system where players could make their own heists.

Ignore the other people, this is the truthful answer:

Do you have 3 friends willing to play? If yes, it can be great fun, memeing around, being eligible to play heists. If your friends suck, then at least you have the option to communicate with them, tell them to get behind you as you carry the team. Dick around in meme vehicles, do races against each other, do heists, do the Lamar missions, do CEO missions together, do bunker sales. Good fun.

Do you have less than 3 friends willing to play? Avoid it. Solo play can be fun but eventually the game demands you get other players to do the fun stuff.
If they were picked at random, you have a 70% chance that they will fuck up every easy thing, not speak English, have a mental disability and/or actively sabotage you. The game will not be fun.

This is the correct answer.

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I wonder if they'll make Scarlett/PS5 exclusive updates.

>tfw oppresor tryhards start seething when i activate my chad mod menu powers

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It definitely won't take off to the level of GTA:O, but there's definitely a market for immersive online games. PUBG still has decent numbers and is much more realistic than Fortnite, for example. Games like Rust still have players in spite of Minecraft. Will it be the huge money press that GTA:O is? No. But it still has potential as long as they keep adding content to it.

The no monetary pay out = not gambling is a dumb argument. You're paying real money for a chance to win something and all the same tricks are used.

Unless you hack money and play races exclusively, no, it's just subhuman grind loving fodder.

>waa I want MY favorite to be more popular
kill yourself you autistic manchild

You mean "free" content. I doubt many people are getting the cash needed to play it without paying real money.

Nah, if anything the Casino update was more of a farewell for gta 5 and the ps4/xbone crowd.
They're definitely going ps5 and scarlet with 6. They''ll probably call it Gta online 2. I just hope they don't fuck up the single player.

You underestimate MMO loving subhumans and their rationalization of wasted time.

same people who go watch modern disney movies

>make a gambling farmville simulator
>call it GTA
>infinite money

I can't really blame for milking the shit out of this garbage, people who play this game don't deserve to own money

it's doing better than GTA:O was at the same timeframe

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This but if you really want to kill gtav you need to let whales transfer over their 'wealth' to the new online.

>Rust
how do I find this shit enjoyable? every time I reinstall and try and get into it I just ragequit after walking around and not being able to find shit or anyone for miles on end or if I do find someone I get insta rekt

all of those questions have one answer: shark card money.

RDO also has the benefit of existing in an era where games as a service are wildly popular in addition to generating interest off of the back of GTA:O. I don't see RDO having the wide appeal that GTA:O does, but I guess time will see.

Nice false equivalency

you can afford the building you need to do the first set of heists by messing around in quickplay for an hour

those heists pay out enough to buy pretty much all the other missions they added

Doing better by Take Two means that it sells more microtransactions and as you may know, GTA Online used to be less grindy back in the early days.

Because GTA Online took like an entire year of patching to not crash every 10 minutes.

It's really good

I've never played it, so I can't comment. I just know people like it for some reason.

lol if you don't want to grind just play the singleplayer lmao

yes, the exact same thing happened with RDO. Servers were laggy as fuck, constant disconnects for tons of people, rubberbanding, server spawns completely fucked up causing constant 10fps.

>GTA VI will be literal shit because kids can't stop playing a shit tier online mode
The fact that RDR 2 is like it is a miracle.

Bullshit it used to be less grindy. Back in the day you had to run Rooftop Rumble of A Titan of a Job nonstop to really start generating any decent cashflow. The difference back then is that there was a lot less to buy. Modern GTAO has plenty of ways to make easy money, the problem is shitters in the lobby that fuck up everything you do.

i unironically enjoy RDO more than GTA:O. the world is very pleasant to experience and since they changed the map markers there aren’t 12 year olds constantly trying to blow you up with their big dick flying motorcycles like in GTA. RDO also doesn’t run quite as ass-like as GTA, i swear that game averages 20fps on my base PS4. also being a cowboy and roaming around hunting and fighting gangs is much more comfy than whatever the fuck GTA is trying to be in 2019. saints row online i guess?

sounds like cope to me

I agree, RDO is peak comfy. The world is extremely warm and earthy; the perfect environment to roam around, hunt, fish, and just explore. But RDO kind of has the same problem GTAO had in its beginning. There's quite a bit of stuff to do, but not much of a reason to do it other than for the sake of doing it. I'm really looking forward to the summer update adding more of a progression system to the game.

>have to pay $20 for a single car or grind for a week
>flying motorcycles, futuristic weapons
>no gang shit
>jet pack costs $50 or two weeks of grinding
>no actual gunfights just brainlets blowing themselves up whenever you get close to them, and people firing lock-ons from the sky

someone who had just played GTA:SA would probably perfectly show how far this series has fallen. maybe when online was first released it had some of those classic GTA vibes, but the monster it’s become is unrecognisable. just a bland mix of everything.

What can be played in GTA V Online?
Last played during launch, there's only some stupid missions and car racing.
What's keeping people playing?

>it sucks because there's too much stuff to do!!!

lol

You can make 3mil in like two hours doing import/export and selling MC businesses/bunker/nightclub stock. You just need to be willing to dedicate to the grind. If all you want to do is race, then yeah you won't make much money unfortunately.

this will literally never come out, Rockstar has zero incentive to do this while V online is printing money

not even close. you’d need something like 50 million to buy all the various businesses and stuff they added.

>have to do stuff to make money
what is this a game or a job???

>too much stuff to do
>implying you can do any of that shit without opening your wallet or committing hours of your life

also quality >>>> quantity you fucking cockstar dick slave.

You play on console? I hardly ever see K/D fags on PC, apart from the sweaty fuck who's trying to prove something with a sniper rifle and an aimbot

TF2

I have never played a GTA game in my entire life
AMA

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if you're just looking for missions then it is true, the grind is for the vehicles

Stop lying to the anons. You and I both know you need a few million lying around just to get started with that shit due to insane property costs.

you can but all those things require massive initial investments. anyway GTA should not be a fucking job. it’s the ultimate sandbox game and it’s soul has been gutted by rockstars insatiable greed.

>remembering the pure fun that was GTA IV online.

You need to buy like 5 mil to get the businesses and upgrades required to start those missions
Retard

The game added a ton of content in the form of properties and businesses to buy along with crazy cars and aircraft and a ton of other shit. It's basically a meat grinder where you play to buy all of the cool shit. Some of that cool shit lets you make money even quicker. It's kind of like cookie clicker, you play so you can buy stuff that lets you play more.

You're not special weeb

Why user, may I ask why? Also what game in the series sounds the most appealing to you.

do you even know what that is?

I'm honestly so curious how GTA Online manages to cultivate such a truly brain-dead mass for their player base. Game's been out for 6 years and people still can't even drive to a mission objective without smashing their car to shit

It's a game with a progression system. If you don't want to bother play single player with mods to add in the Online content.

it’s much worse on console because
A) more children
B) no hackers to make them buttblasted and ruin their KD.
C) console players are objectively dumber

No, download SAMP and play that online

How old are you?

The creator of Grand Theft Auto (and Lemmings) left Rockstar North lustrums ago.

same, i’m sitting on like 60 gold from daily challenges and $1000 from hunting, hoping there’s some interesting stuff to do in the new update. i just want to be able to have a home or permanent camp.

I was never into sandboxes or edgy stuff, and GTA is always in the "edgy" controversial stuff
afaik from threads and friends, San Andreas is a very good game, but everyone tells me Vice City should be my jam
I recently got into sandbox, but thanks to Hitman 2, a totally different thing, i guess
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i don't like anime either

If you buy the game right now, it comes with an Online starter pack that gives you half of the shit you need to start making money. If you don't want to bother with that then get some modder to drop you millions of dollars and completely ruin the progression for yourself. Or play FiveM modded servers that let you do whatever you want. But GTAO is about building your criminal empire. If the game just gave that to you there wouldn't be a point. Have you ever even played an online game before?

why would they stop themselves?

Is it possible to do create a character with a cracked copy of GTA V? I wanna play as Momiji and rob banks.

>rockstar literally has more money than some countries and STILL wont make any single player DLC for GTAV or RDR2
fuck you rockstar. Honestly they have slipped into cunt territory like all developers. They aren't the "cool" developer anymore. Maybe if they started supporting the single player community too people would actually not care so much about the online shit but no, they just wont do it.

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I bought the game centuries ago, so I didn’t get any free shit. Besides, you earn money to buy properties to earn more money and do nothing with it? What’s the point?
Getting a modder to cheat money for you is the only real choice. Wish I knew one.

>How do we stop Grand Theft Auto V?
We need to get the government involved .

Which just goes to prove that there is no such thing as bad press, all the usual people were outraged and covering and that just made everyone log in and see.

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How did this update bring in so many players? Are zoomers really that interested in gambling?

Seems like game sharks made more money than tlad, tbogt and undead nightmare combined. Can't see any other reason why they haven't made a sp dlc since .

Until they have fixed the load times, hackers, and p2p random connection bullshit they can fuck off with their online trash.

>more people own the game now than before
>game has new update

literally nobody was outraged outside of the "hardcore gamers" here that hate online games

Can you do create a character in singleplayer, I dont wanna play online

Let's apply that logic to any other game:
>Mario, you collect stars to unlock worlds to collect more stars
>Doom, you shoot doods to complete the level to go to the next level and shoot more doods
>Quake, you frag other players to get better at the game and frag even more players
>Runescape, you grind skills to level up and grind your skills more efficiently.
>WoW, you run content to get better gear to run higher level content and get even better gear to run even higher level content.

In every game you run the game-play loop for the sake of it. If you don't enjoy the loop, that's fine. But your point is fucking retarded.
But here, I'll help you out. You can either buy the starter pack for $10, or go to Se7insins or mpgh and get a modder to drop you some money or mod your account.

There's a ton of good mods for the single player. I've been checking out LSPD:FR which is basically a mod that lets you play as a cop. It has the Online character creator built in so you can create your own cop however you want.

It truly had a skeleton in the closet.

Gameplay loop =/= level loop

K N A C K T H R E E B A B Y

>have you ever played an online game before?

i have, but the fact that you think this is a normal, desirable online experience shows that you’re probably 12 or have been addicted to MMOs for your entire adult life.

>But GTAO is about building your criminal empire.
lmao, you run delivers like a low life for late game, what kind of criminal empire is that?

Is this game perfect? No. Would it be a better experience for the end user without microtransactions? Yes. But your hate boner for this game is fucking ridiculous. I play this game like every other weekend and have never had a problem getting money for the shit I want. It helps to have a group of friends to play with to make the grind easier. But who plays an online game with other players? That would be absurd.

are there any for just playing as a criminal?

How do you install these RP mods that are all the rage now? I always follow the instructions but it never works.

You developed stockholm syndrome over several years of MMOs, there's a reason macrotransactions are so successful.

I wish I could play the online but the pc version is fucking dogshit. Literally everyone is a hacker. The last time I tried a guy started making a bunch of clones of my character and they would start chasing me down relentlessly.

How do people enjoy more than one of these games anyway? You've played one, you've played them all. Every single mission in GTA consists of driving from point A to B while listening to "quirky" dialogue.

There's mods that add the businesses from Online to single player. There's probably also one that lets you create a custom character. No idea though. There's a website called GTA5-mods or something like that, that should have what you want.

Download FiveM, install it, boot it up, and join an RP server.

>implying
Microtransactions are successful because of zoomers that don't want to work their way towards their rewards. I've never spent a dime on GTA:O after the initial purchase. Nice try though.

>Download FiveM, install it, boot it up, and join an RP server.
Thanks, bud.

I should specify that you need to boot up the FiveM launcher, not GTAV. FiveM downloads and injects the mods that the server uses separate from your main GTAV installation.

>work their way towards their rewards
You're repeating missions hundreds of times on isolated sessions, you clown. Heavily scripted missions at that. Not only you suffer from stockholm syndrome, you're retarded.

>Not only you suffer from stockholm syndrome, you're retarded.
Learn English first before you call someone else retarded, you ESL faggot.

Currently trying to work around this, lol.

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>You can play with other people, but you're not playing against them. You're only playing against the game/house.
That's pretty much like a regular casino unless you're playing Texas Hold'em.

No, it's not. You attack the perpetrator, not the victims. Rockstar and other major game companies do this shit deliberately to prey on the vulnerable. "Blame the parents" is an outdated argument that doesn't work and never has. Because you can never be careful enough. These companies have billions that they spend on psychologists and tactics to get around parents and to their children. One or two people cannot fight against that on their own. Given the power they have, they WILL find a way no matter how vigilant you think a parent should be. That's evident by the fact that it's happening all over the world. You being a neet sitting at your computer at home drinking soda are not smarter than all of the countries that correctly banned this shit, regardless of how much you would like to think otherwise.

Concession accepted, mutt.

Welp, it decided to work now. Great.

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Is your copy of GTAV legit? FiveM only works with legitimate copies of the game as far as I'm aware. It was a stipulation of not getting a C&D from TakeTwo. Otherwise try running as admin. I didn't have an issue personally.

Not him but I think you need to play more games. The thought of RDR2 being the best game you've ever played is just depressing to me.

>doesn't have an argument except "muh replaying content" that exists in every MMO
>can't speak english
>thinks he 'won'
Yikes.

>The thought of RDR2 being the best game you've ever played is just depressing to me.
Why? If someone truly loves westerns, I can easily see them having RDR2 as their favourite game ever.

It's not just gambling. There's story shit there too. Canon single player characters doing things. I'd play it too if it wasn't online only shit you need to grind to unlock

lmao you do realise that microtransactions have another purpose than making money? they exist so manchildren like you feel like they’re ‘beating the system’ and getting shit for free by grinding. when really they’re just as hopelessly pathetic as people who spend real money, at least they don’t waste their actual time, something far more valuable and non-replaceable than money.

>still holding on to a genre designed exclusively to drag every little thing out to drive subscriptions and/or macrotransactions as if it justfies his submission to a low tier money making scheme second only to gacha
>not only that, it feels proud for falling for this
>can't debunk any arguments at all
>readily admits to be la creatura while spouting zoomer speak
GG, amerishart.

I love Westerns and I'd rather have a Red Dead Revolver 2 tbqh. It nailed the spaghetti vibe.

As opposed to wasting your time shitposting on a Taiwanese Tapestry board?

I tried playing GTA Online multiple times, but it just makes my blood boil

>Takes forever to start up the game
>Once you're in and you actually want to do a heist or a story mission you need to wait 15-20 minutes
>One retard is guaranteed to drop out
>no one talks
>some retard always fails the mission so you have to do it 4 times
>Most of the missions are go to point A, shoot, escape

I don't get it. I guess it's fun if you have 4 dedicated friends who are always on with you? With all this fucking money, I just wish they would develop a quickplay function, or something so you could start straight at the mission select matchmaking.

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>implying any game should aspire to be like the cancer that is the MMO genre.

also he missed a single word, the fact that you kept on that with your HURR ESL shit just shows how retarded abd lacking arguments you are.

I hate how they never do any updates to the QOL of this game until a new content update comes out. So you're constantly waiting 6 months for shit to get fixed(exception being money or game breaking glitches). Still pissed they "fixed" the Savage but they didn't nerf the Oppressor, so now there's another half year of this bullshit

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>he hasn't figured out how to kick mortality in the balls and make time his bitch

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You can't.
But Yea Forums will tell you it's dead while playing Killing Floor 2 with all 10 of it's players.
Strange board.

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>we will never have GTA VI as long as retards sink money into that fucking online casino

nice straw man. i don’t need to shitpost here 8 hours a day to feel fulfilled in life.

Only reason to play gta v.

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And 90% of these people go to /pol/, not Yea Forums.

I bought it on PC and I'm going to buy it on PS4 too

How will we ever manage without the third atrocious Rage era GTA in a row.

Nice neck seam.

I'm with you on this one.
I loved playing GTA 4 online with all its actual game modes and proper matchmaking.
GTAO is just a garbage grinding game where you constantly get killed for no reason.

I don't even play Grand Theft Auto for the online or story or anything I just like driving around in cars and doing stupid shit.

You don't. It has a massive audience of normies and kids. When you have those you make the big bucks. As long as they keep updating it those people have no reason to leave or stop playing.

>all westerns are bisgheddy

no

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Some time after late 2020 when the next gen consoles have been released, RDR2HD released and time after that to port it.

Not unless you have friends to play with, enjoy grinding or have money to burn.

And yet even IV is still making use of modern hardware to look better than ever. R* wasn't lying when they said this was futureproofed.

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>Game's been out for 6 years and people still can't even drive to a mission objective without smashing their car to shit
Shit tons of people play GTA just to goof off and never take even the tiniest amount of the game seriously even if its to their own detriment because getting themselves blown up or failing the mission causes them to laugh.

>GTAV was inferior to GTAIV
debatable

>RDR2 was inferior to RDR1
no

V has better police mechanics

>so the Rockdrones are all playing RD online
I feel like the amount of Rockdrones is dwarfed by the normies that play GTA and don't give a fuck about Rockstar.

lol

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>want to just play the game as a fun way to drive around in an open world
>want to eventually be able to get some of the cool shit you can only get in online (RC Car, Jetpack, Flying cars, amphibious cars etc.)
>money is a chore to make if you just want to play around in the open world
>half the good shit is inaccessible or more expensive if you aren't already knee deep in the game
>"You get this cheaper if you're a VIP"
>"You can only buy this if you've done these missions"
>"Become an MC President to unlock this function."
>all of these things cost millions to actually become in the first place
>also have to read a fucking essay to understand what they all do
Jesus fucking christ.

Any protips? I'm sat on $600,000, I'm an MC president but no one is in my club I think, and I own a small ass house near Chiliad. Is there a retards quick guide to this shit?

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>shipped 110 million copies

I bet an amount of that is people rebuying for duping purposes or to avoid a ban.

>hardcore GTA

lmao

did GTA V online actually ever fix its matchmaking problem, or are 90% of the game modes outside of heists still abandoned and never played by anyone?

It seemed like it would only match you with people super locally, and there was no ability to queue for several game modes at once, so you'd have not enough people queuing, and they'd be spread out among a bunch of different game modes so no game would ever get filled. Seems like it'd be even worse with all the new game modes they've added.

>Spend ten minutes trying to get into GTA Online
>Spend ten minutes waiting for a heist to start and for retards to pick out what they want to wear
>Spend time minutes driving out to what should have been the starting point of the mission
>Game crashes going over a small bump
>I get bad player points, or whatever the fuck they call it, making me play with people who quit mid heist.
>Repeat.

>Spend ten minutes trying to get into GTA Online
This kills the man.

Literally every single time I want to play GTA5, by the time I'm done loading and everything is 30fps ingame, I don't want to play anymore.

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Yeah I'm waiting the jobs update or whatever. That first one with the change to map blips, defensive mode and poker was a good first step but now there needs to be more. I really like RDR2 and want to like Online but with no friends to play with to make the 'just messing around' part of the game more fun I'm stuck waiting for updates.

Is there a Yea Forums GTA Online group?

>came back to gta online after getting permabanned 3 years ago
>hack in millions and I'm still not banned
checkmate rockstar

there's a general over at /gtag/ had trannies then, and still autistic loser trannies now sitting in there blogposting and grinding daily
they made a discord server a few years back that caused a bunch of drama due to their autistic namefags and trannies and killed their general until the casino update
I don't suggest playing with them, they're almost as bad as the scp discordfags on Yea Forums

lol everyone is getting money trough the exploits in the casino right now
get fucked Cockstar, where the single player DLC

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>we'll never get RDR2 expansions
good
>or even a RDR3
RDR2 took 8 years to make. I doubt your non-alcoholic fatty liver will give you another 5.

>theres hours of recorded dialouge for Micheal/Franklin/Trevor that was intended for the story DLC
>its all locked away in the Rockstar fault never to be seen because why release story DLC that will detract from the infinite Shark Card cash flow
fuck Cockstar, never giving them a cent again

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How the fuck are people playing this. The gameplay is decent at best and missions are repetitive as fuck.

okay acfag

are you ok user?

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buttblasted as usual i see

>The only shitty thing about RDR2
there are multiple shitty things about it. the biggest being the mission structure
>RDR2 is by far the comfiest and has the best gunplay.
"comfiest" christ
>realism approach in gameplay
input delay =/= realism. there is nothing realistic about the gameplay or the shooting. having to cock back the hammer after each shot is a nice touch but that's something FPS games have been doing forever with things like bolt action rifles and at a certain point you totally forget about it anyway

Unless you are using passive mode you are probably going to be the target of a homosexual on a flying bike that has homing rockets and you can do nothing about it. Making money alone is tedious as fuck, so unless you are content with the little things you can do, you're better off just installing a trainer for offline to get the new cars and weapons.

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

sorry bud, RDR2 is fantastic.

Is it true that there you can now gamble real world money in GTA online?

RDR2 is SJW garbage, fuck off underaged shill
your online is dead too

I know what you mean. I bought GTAV at launch and barely touched GTAO.

A year or two ago I started seeing videos with races on crazy tracks in the sky with loops and shit that looked really fun. So I fired it up and went to go play this mode, but I had forgotten it wasn't like GTAIV online when you could just jump in to any mode. I would have had to grind a bunch of stupid tedious shit to access those races and then would have had to grind a lot more to get access to cars that would allow me to be competitive. So I just never played.

seething polcuck lmao

ok

The game lets you pick cars for game modes, sounds like you've never played it at all

I've heard if you only have money from cards you can't buy chips.

>ok

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>input delay
if you’re referring to that retarded webm that keeps getting posted, i tested it myself and it’s bullshit. if you’re standing still and flick the stick, there is a delay, this is so you can’t spaz your character around all over the place when you’re making small adjustments. however if you’re already moving and change direction, there is no input delay and your character reacts instantly. you can try it yourself, that webm is hilariously cherry picked and misleading.

it lets you pick unmodified stock vehicles that have no chance of beating fully modded ones.

nothing in GTA V comes close to rocket launcher matches in GTA IV

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So GTAV online is still fucked? My friend plays it, and the little I played with him was just doing some simple ass missions, shit wasn't particularly interesting.

what exploits you fuck, i need to know

I hate GTA online because i just got the game so I can dick around on single player, but these updates that i don't even use are bloating the game's file size to absurd numbers. Also the casino update broke my mods and i had to reinstall the entire game.

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there are shills in this very thread

>wah stop having fun
Fuck you

You can literally join stunt races without having to do anything in freemode, what the fuck are you on about

Sure, it’s genuinely fun fucking around in the open world with so much shut always going on in every lobby.

I see a lot of people complain about griefs and shit but running away from jets, tanks on oppressors is genuinely fun, I love getting the last kill on some trihard and gunning it to my apartment.
I think the reasons it’s still so active is because the level of chaos always leads to some organic experience every time.

considering 90% of the new content requires you to buy your way through several paywalls, i don’t blame him for assuming this. plus good luck winning races without a fully modified top tier supercar.

Lads, Most the OG fans seen this coming and jumped ship years ago, It's over. For us anyway.

Tanks, bombing runs, and armored vehicles can lead to great moments. Lock on missiles and explosive snipers are the most anti-fun shit I've ever seen

Every time I play it, what feels like 30 minutes of playing is 2 hours of actual time. Feels like I have to shut my brain down because of how slow it takes the game to get rolling. I thought going to PC was going to solve this but it still feels like being on the 360.

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Fuck off falseflagger.

God of all the uninformed contrarian views I've read on this board, this one has to be the most insufferable.

>GTAO would be perfect if you couldnt see others on the map
why did they do this?

>GTAV is the "life simulator" that supersedes reality in sci fi
The worst of all possible futures indeed.

did you sperg out over /gtag/ just as much as you did with /scp/?

Port the vanilla V at least, if PS360 could handle it then Switch definitely can.

this. the game was a million times more fun before all combat became lock on missile battles. i remember when the buzzard would only lock on to cops, and you needed skill to kill people with it. conversely, you also needed skill to shoot one down, and there were many options for doing this. now flying a helicopter is a death wish when everyone’s packing a homing launcher that lets you buy ammo for it at any time.

>watch the trailer
>"Is that Chris Parnell voicing the concierge?"
>look it up
>"lol shit it IS him"
Is voice acting a cheap profession these days or is Cyril/Jerry/Progressive Box just a bro who undercharges?

Of course the tranny's play GTAO

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>chink and russian gold farming bots
>players
Pick 1.

Every night i see the same squiggle text copy/pasted by fucking bots linking to malware sites. They join every fucking session, spam that shit for 60 seconds and join another. Fucking shitstar should buy a working anti cheat program with the billions they make off GTA online

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you can que for any open job with the ingame phone

this is pointless though because the randoms you will be matched with will have negative IQs and just leave after they die, which will be 30 seconds after the match starts.

Test

>People can now buy virtual money for gambling that cannot be cashed out and can't even be transferred to other accounts.
How does Rockstar get away with it?

Is this only on pc?

Good goy

They have recorded dialog for the DLC that never saw the light of day?

?

>between 6-10k daily players

why lie when the info is available?

GTA used to have comedians in small roles all the time

Many people just buy the money and only sometimes get into missions.

You're just a paranoid schizo

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>playing Apex legends
>doing okay
>suddenly DELETED FROM EXISTENCE
>it's a Wraith with 90000 kills
>memeboifaggot69TV
>he's got like 10 viewers
>one is probably some insane retard giving him 500 dollars a week

I barely have a life and these cocksuckers who literally make a living playing games make them a nightmare holy fucking god.

Now that that's out of the way, can I watch the video now?

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so is this fivem rp stuff anything worth trying out or is it just darkrp 2?

It's a grind and you can't do anythimg to skip it except buy money

yes but its actually just 10 minutes of explaining in various ways that high odds horses have high odds of winning but you break even because the payout is based on odds and it isnt even a glitch its just simple math

>gets 130,000+ views anyway

>RP
>WORTH TRYING

would you like to cringe so hard your skin comes off ?

i played gta online for a while but haven't logged on for a year or two. it's just fucking boring.

Who /Rockstar employee/ here?

Im not even kidding or trying to get you to miss out on anything good, just give up.

Just fucking give up bro, hope that a lobby you enter has a modder that will give you free money and just get everything that way. You will waste your life playing the same 3 missions over and over and over and over just to buy some building so that you can do the same mission over and over. The "heists" that they have can be fun but sweat FUCK play with people you actually know. They also cost millions of dollars to start. You cannot expect Rockstar to ever give a mission a money payout that is actually worth your time, since they want people to buy Sharkcards. The game is almost designed to be not fun in that way.

Oh and in regards to modders giving you money, as long as you pick up the moneybags they spawn in-world, you should completely avoid any ban like I have for fucking 4-5 years. I came back after each update and it was only fun because I already has billions of hackerbucks. The last update has made every lobby even gayer, you will probably have 10 people flying around in magic cars and bikes that shoot missiles. Oh if you blow it up he just spawns another right infront of himself.

The only real fun I ever had in GTAO was driving around and killing griefers. I would swoop in like fucking batman and continuously kill the asshole until he gave up or left. My favorite thing to do when some retard is trolling in a tank, was grab one of my crotch rockets, call up Lester so I can get off the radar, and then cover the back of the tank in stickybombs while he's distracted.

/wall of fucking text

>Game about driving cars and shooting things
>The ultimate underage fantasies, combined
Is there is a single thing or set of things that can really be more popular than a game about those?

Games that take less than an hour to load in

any game where you spend more time playing the game instead of waiting in loading screens

unless you think sitting in a lobby dicking around with retards IS the game..

>still no singleplayer DLC

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I feel like the first part of your post comes a little too close to real life
>give up doing things the 'right' way
>wait to hit the jackpot (via actual luck or scamming the shit out of people)
>'game' was never designed to be fun

>tfw you keep waiting for god to spawn money bags all around

FUCKING WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU FUCK

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Who's in the U.S.A and getting this message?

"This feature is not available right now. Please come back later"

art imitates life

only winning move is to not play

So uh...what the tax rate on trading video game items for amazon gift cards? Asking for a friend?

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It's not even a game anymore it's a machine to funnel money from addicts. Everything about the gameplay is designed to frustrate you to the point you give up grinding and purchase microtransactions so you can buy the latest virtual toy, which you'll get bored of after 5 minutes. The only way to play have fun is to use cheats.

Delete this image, it infuriates me.

No, have another

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>mfw duping
>repeating act 2
>glitching casino for max payout
>using all the under map/radar/god exploits
>always tell other players how to replicate these exploits
>+$2000 for good behavior

ahem, FUCK rockstar FUCK take 2 and FUCK sharkcards. never buy shark cards, abuse every exploit, this is the only way you will ever get these lazy fucks to start fixing game breaking bugs like still being unable to make drops on MC sell missions and cargo drops.

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Nah it's just the one image that makes me want to smash cars with a metal bat.

>+$2000 for good behavior

what a fucking slap across the face

what is that like... 3 stickybombs ? some ammo ? snack money ? what in the fucking name of GOD are you supposed to do with 2000 dollars ?

Get 2000 chips, turn that into 2mil

Say no more.

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There's no cap for cashing out, only buying chips

exploit horse racing till they patch it

join act 2 repeat discord

use suspend/resume process to sell in solo lobby every 3 hours

never register as MC/ceo till you sell because it costs you thousands per hour in upkeep costs

never do biker business solo. forget about it. you lose money. these are 4+ player activities. you will just get killed wasting hours of grind. bunker+i/e+crates for solo players. when you get a night club have it auto source your biker shit.

ask the modders you see in lobbies for money, dont spam them because they can crash your game via mod menu. ask once then change lobby before they fuck your game up.

If you have friends then
>Use your free apartment to do heists
>Beating them in order with the same group gets you 2M plus all of the payouts of the heists
>Use it to buy a headquarters
>Do the Doomsday heists with friends
>Uninstall when done
If you don't stay fucking far away from it

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I really hope you mean "exploit the gambling games to give you WAY TOO MUCH money" because I sure as fuck aint playing Blackjack until I get 2 million fake dollars.

Wrong, buy limit is 20000 but I cashed in over 3mil yesterday alone

Yeah use the ponies, get a few mil then buy whatever you want to play with.

right, so typical GTAO, find the exploit so we don't actually have to deal with rockstars jewish bullshit

who cares about those movies? red dead was already never going to get another actual game besides the one capcom made for them.

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I admit sometimes I do like to play along with their BS, I've got a decent head for odds so after they fix Inside Track I'll probably go back to Blackjack and Poker just cause they're fun