Is it too late for a laid back CTR thread?

I'm not a furry, but I want to fuck the bandicuties.

Nice. Artist?

Bump

We can'y allow this micro transaction shit

It is too late my dude,
I brought the oxide edition
I have platinumed the game
I still find it fun
I will continue to play as long as i can do so without the mictrotransactions affecting me, and continue to get great enjoyment out of it
The game is clearly a passion project by beenox, and they have done a great job

But things will never be the same, the game went from being the herald of the Crash Renaissance, to just another activation cash-grab, its reputation is irreversibly ruined and while the core game is still fun, what it stood for is now gone, sorry my dude.

TL;DR
Yes it is too late, but it is not the games fault.

Crash will rise again.

Good taste

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>Baby characters voices are their adult voices pitched

Who thought this was ok? I want cute baby noises. Not Coco telling me to get in the slow lane on helium

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I appreciate the optimism friend.

I guess you could say the hype for this game came to a CRASHing halt am I right?

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Never played CTR. Why is the blue-haired qt always depicted as a psycho? Its kinda hot

The microtransactions are the stab on the back.
The baby characters the spit on the face.

If i buy the game rn, how do i get the bandicoochies?

Honestly each to their own, not hype for the baby characters but each to their own, however their voices just being pitch shifts really really reeks of laziness,
you have like 11 hours
>buy game
>play online for the 30 mins of wompa time (X5 coins for 30 mins, but only time spent in the race counts so it feels alot longer than 30 mins)
you should have enough wampa to buy at least 2 of the girls from the pit stop, and you will get tawna ontop of that,
With thorough grinding for the next 9 hours you might just get all of them.

Wait for them to be available in the store, which shouldn't be very long especially since they come in bundles right now which have a much smaller pool for the store to select from than the normal character slots. That will probably change tomorrow though

Nvm i think tawna is gone for now , but the other girls are still in the pit stop until tomorrow.

I think it's funny honestly.

Either way I don't think it's perminant. Seems much more like a placeholder. After all, the same clip they had them also had no music at all

>get spyro for 10k coins!

>until tomorrow
They will still be avalible in the pit stop, they will just be harder to run into since the bundle slot will be filled with new GP stuff and there will be even more characters potentially taking up the character slot

Great game that got jew'd

All of the characters, karts, and tracks are great, but I do wish there was a liiiiitle more CNK nostalgia bait in the game. Nothing drastic, but a chance of hearing it's menu music on startup would be nice. it's a better theme than CTRs, after all

A brainwashed Dingodile skin would be cool too

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I think Tawna was only like 2000 at the start. He's not gonna be a ton

Second campaign soon, CTR brother

CNK was dogshit. Should be thankful it and its forgettable characters were even added here

CNK's actual mechanics were shit, and the fact that it recycled so many CTR tracks were shit.
But everything else about CTR was fine. The new tracks, the music, the new characters. It's all pretty good.

Still had soul, boomer

>soul
Buzzwords.

is summer time coco still in the pitstop or did I miss that forever? I don't want to buy legendarys for characters I never use

>Buzzwords
Cope.

youtu.be/FWCoI5G1fbk

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>Cope.
Dilate.

CTR?
MORE LIKE NTR!

Everything that comes to the pitstop will always be in the pitstop, just sometimes buried under doezens of skins and Grand Prix content you might not be interested in. I think the only exception is N Trance but that seems like a glitch

You can dig her up if you just buy a bunch of skins and hope she shows up

alright good to know. probably gonna give up buying the rest of the previous GPs shit since its more shit I'll never use too

October can't come soon enough

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I still don't see the issue with the microtransactions when you can obtain everything from just playing still

Mind posting the leak again? I wanna know when I can't get my boy Velo

The people complaining about the microtransactions are (for the most part) the same people who were spamming the threads and telling everyone to go back to /vg/. They JUST want to ruin the thread.

The best thing you can possibly do is ignore them outright

>cope
KYS.

Microtransactions are the new 30fps

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This retarded mentality is why microtransactions are as bad as they are now. "Dude you can still get everything just grind for 100 hours!" Fuck off.

Emperor velo alongside king chicken are the two who have no confirmable release date. All you can do is wait and hope the leak isnt invalidated in 8 hours when baby cortex and baby tropy arent added.

>grind
It's called playing the game, not grinding, and it's more like 10-15 hours to unlock all the good shit that matters. Don't like playing the game? Spend money like a retard or don't play it at all then.

On the other hand those cosmetics only exist to make money. Everything takes man-hours to create, and those cost money

Youre proving his point dipshit

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Seriously, don't respond

Tossing Lizs salad.

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>The people complaining about the microtransactions are (for the most part) the same people who were spamming the threads and telling everyone to go back to /vg/.
Reminds me of prerelease DMC5 threads, because Yea Forums's contrarians hate actually discussing video games.

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Pretty much yes. The babies were giving ammo to shitters before hand which would have lasted a few weeks but now that microtransactions show that activision lied just to jew it up after the reviews fucks its up for a few Months. just avoid threads for at least 4-5 months because that how long it takes for shitters to jump on other shit around here

>how long it takes for shitters to jump on other shit around here
Kek you mean days? Everybody will be over it by the next grand prix. Some other game will have a black protagonist or something and everyone will move onto that instead

5 months is ridiculous, give it two weeks maybe

She's the most overtly cutesy of the trophy girls, so anons derive humor from imagining her as the type to break into your home, slip into your bed, watch you sleep, and hold your hand.

5 months and 2 weeks

It's literally just another shitter trying to drive traffic away from the threads

Don't respond to posts like this

No, thst stereotype was from before she was released and the only footage of her was as a turn character. So people were saying that since she was a garbage turn character she would be creepily obsessed with getting people to play as her.

This joke should really have died when she was revealed to be accel

>/vg/ tries to steal everyone from the Yea Forums threads
>discord tries to steal everyone from the /vg/ threads
Crash doesn't deserve this.

Trophy girls are overrated.

yes
but you should call them Nitro Squad now

Theyre just right.

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They exist for porn and nothing else

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It did get a bit silly seeing entire lobbies full of them, but now that the GP is changing, things will probably settle down a bit.

caaaaaaarloooooooooooooooooos

So the next Prix will start about 9 hours from now, right?

Now you'll see entire lobbies of babies.

Going for an afternoon swim and picnic with Tawna

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>Twana's stale and old now, baby Twanas where its at

Shes a robust woman in her 20s

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I'm doing the time trials and holy shit, Tropy didn't give a single fuck in the CNK tracks

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But it has to be the GBA version of the CNK theme, that shit is fire
youtube.com/watch?v=-QsszBPuzbM

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I did the thunder struck Oxide time trial and didn't even realise it until halfway through the 2nd lap. Neither of them gives any fucks for those.

based. man that game was fucking trash

yeah, it's quite surprising how little effort you have to put in the CNK tracks, especially considering how fast they were in some of the CTR tracks

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old hags out babies in, the future is now old coot!

Crash Team Racing: Review-Bombed

is that happening now? to lazy to look

Is this one of the Sly games? Any good?

Nah, it's a skateboarding game called Go! Go! Hypergrind.

It's not Sly, I can tell you that much.

did somebody say
K I N O

Hit the nail on the head. This just proves that any future Crash AND Spyro games could have them in future games. What if they made a Spyro game with a leveling system? Nothing can stop them from doing so.

>Spyro game with a leveling system
Didn't those reboot games have such a thing or am I misremembering things? I never actually played those.

dya mean the wii one, i think so, pretty sure it had some kinda skill tree for unlocking new moves
didnt play it all that much tho

Crash was just pure Crash.

youtube.com/watch?v=dDXBEpxqP94
Say it with me

PREDATORY
PRACTICES

What do you get for beating all the Oxide? i don't know if i should bother with that

Digital Tropy skin. Looks kinda shitty to me though, so I don't use it.

Remember to leave feedback and put your foot down on microtransactions in the game you paid for.

support.activision.com/articles/en_US/FAQ/Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled-Feedback-and-Bug-Reporting

Why is it a Tropy skin if you beat Oxide's times?
Shouldn't you get an Oxide skin.

Thanks, I asked them to bring back the Summer Pack and Princess Coco set into the Pit Stop.

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Uncrop this immediately.

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You get an Oxide skin for 101% on adventure mode.
And time trials unlocking Tropy stuff makes sense considering his theme.

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>CNK
>Soul
Zoomers, everyone.

I'm racing someone online who has the champian kart, is it being rolled out?

Nah they glitched it.
The Champion Karts aren't out yet.

Should be, yeah. It's about that time.

>Glitch that allows anyone to have the Champion Kart so you don't even feel special about getting it
>Will be released after the GP begins so you won't even get to use it because lol Nitro grind
Thanks Beenox

Look, MTX are stupid. But I'd rather have the current situation, than have to pay for tracks, karts, & racers with real money. It sucks, but you guys need to fucking relax and post some Coco.

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I really do want the Nitro Kart main theme in, not only is it super catchy, but if I hear
DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO
loop one more fucking time I will personally hunt down Josh Mancell and demand an apology

That's how it starts, and it gets worse over time.

>you now can buy in game currency
>oh no GAME IS RUINED

why are you guys so pathetic

Daily reminder that anthro girl were made for HUMAN cocks!

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I want to know this as well. It's not live yet, right?

Please add CTTR tracks to NF, I don't care how heavily they change them, I just want to listen to the tracks sick music

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>this entire thread

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why is everyone so fucking good at the game now? I'm so annoyed I want my wins back.

I think the main concern is that it'll turn into a slippery slope-type deal, with item costs rising and reward rates sinking.

Furry's unfortunately make some good shit with Milfs, so my hands are tied.

This character is not yet in CTR:NF.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
He needs to be in, and he needs to be speed.

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>mfw I so good at the game that I can dnf a lobby full of people
This is genuinely one of the most rewarding games to get good at

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no way can you do this now, unless its a long level like electron avenue or you got lucky and don't get orbed or clocked on USF

Do all the skins that say GP limited will be coming back?
Or are they going to lock them?

>Just got the game yesterday
>decided to do my first run through of Adventure on Hard

Jesus fuck the Crash Cove CTR token was a bitch to get. That one fucking racer who has a super charged Kart, and I can just barely keep up with them. I've been gripping the controller so hard my hands are starting to get sore.
The worst stages are the big open ones where you can drift everywhere cause how well you do depends entirely on RNG, and maybe you can get an item that'll close the gap or keep the gap closed.

Having a great time so far, Cant wait to see if I can keep up online.

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>mfw an Egg almost DNF'd me on oxide station earlier today
That shit was way too close.

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Some think Emperor Velo and King Chicken will be part of an expansion to Adventure Mode in December or later, since all of the other datamined characters fit neatly into groups of 5 (Baby T/Crash/Coco/Cortex/Tropy, Spyro/Hunter/Gnasty/Ripto/Sorceress, Brio/Nina/Moe/Koala/Rilla, Clutch/Pasadena/Willie/Chick/Stew) and there's already the King Chicken door next to Tiger Temple's warp pad.

first for elizabeth

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should note that even getting 3:20:00 on electron avenue I still cant DNF people, the people I get matched with are always crazy

eggcellent

When Chick n Stew are added in November, who is gonna host the CTR LIVE videos?

I really love how fuzzy they made him. It's a great contrast to how massive he is and a reminder that he's actually an adorable stupid little Koala.

>A brainwashed Dingodile skin would be cool too
wait for the real Velo GP, alongside post-ND Coco

I can't even unlock ntropy on Oxide station. I've beaten him on every other track and I'm close to beating Oxide on most of them as well. But when I do Oxide Station it's like I just break.

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This but with ami.

Cause theres a chance they might nerf the amount of coins you get from just playing normally again.

For now you may be okay with the grind, but they might make the grind even worse as incentive to buy the coins instead.

Tropy is actually only like three seconds slower than Oxide on that track

For some reason you need to get the same time as his ghost to unlock it in Oxide Station. The time is 3:30:14

why they have chad chins here?

Coco will only ever give this look to Pura, no one else, not even you, the person behind that computer screen.

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>20s
she looks more like the late 30s

The CNK bosses, Zem, and Zam should use the podium music from CNK. (Real Velo getting booed works with the evil doctor music because they're all heels essentially.)

you just know

Late 30's, unmarried and undesireable christmas cake.

THE GAME ONLY COSTS 40 DOLLARS. ITS NOT ABIG DEAL, JESUS. RELAX.

>ctr threads aren't deleted anymore since they became a continuous spam of muh microtransactions
Now we truly belong to Yea Forums

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meme

Electron avenue is the map I DNF the most lobbies on

Call 1-800-please-do-not-do-that

its the easiest but even being able to control USF and take the shortcut, there's always a few that can keep up

he's joining Brio, Nina and Moe in October, alongside Rilla

>N. Tropy's chest clock slows down and eventually stops when he goes off a big jump
jesus there are a lot of details in this game

why the fuck is her Ocelot skin so fantastic

Alright so I only got about 6,000 coins to start the next grand prix. How much Nitro does a Prix car alone give because FUCK using the first free one.

For sure. The last three or so turns of the track are critical. You can get very far ahead if you nail them. Lap 3 is single player.

I know what?

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The levels with the level 2 super turbo pads (Twilight Tour, Thunder Struck, Hyper Spaceway, Deep Sea).

With body, decal, wheels and paint it adds up to +35% and you get another 15% from a grand prix character in grand prix cosmetics

coco fills pura's nasty butthole with her 13 in cock soaked in foreskin that has a cheese wheel's worth of smegma.

Does the microtransactions really effect the normal work i already put in the game

chiquito redditto - can't post pun carlito

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WHERE'S MY EGGBRO BEENOX WHAT THE FUCK
HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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no, people are worried about implications of microtransactions with activision's history

Welp, this is it Yea Forums, think i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>just lost 4k in Wumpa Coins
>family wants to shield and missile and bomb me until im off the track
>keep hearing bandicoots giggling 10 feet from my kart every race
>get nitro squad stalked every single game
>older brother has recently came out as an Ami main and has admitted he has competitive feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my woah in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc
>stream URL + quick rundown:
>
>See you all soon.
>-C

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>older brother has recently came out as an Ami main and has admitted he has competitive feelings for me

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based

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I'd still stick it in this crazy, I dont even care. At least I'll die happy

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You'll get him in 6 hours stop shouting

Made me smile.

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Hypothetical

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Please tell me this is true. Oh god I'd be so happy

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Activision-Blizzard. They are trying their hardest to be EA, in every negative way.

The customizations don't really do anything stats wise right? The microtransactions would only become a problem if people can pay their way to win

It's still fucking obnoxious and I really don't want it. If someone is constantly screeching in your ear to buy something it technically doesn't effect your ability to do other things but I'd still want them to fuck off.

Characters have one of 4 preset stats, but the game launches with at least one of those characters unlocked from the start. So basically yeah, everything is cosmetic

Guys!
Speed

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Man I miss owning this game

It's all cosmetic. The characters themselves are what dictate stats, and they all fall withn 4 builds with 0 variation. You can unlock new characters, but every stat type is available from the start of the game

gamers have exactly the game industry they deserve, I hope they eliminate all coins and nitro gains from single player, nerf the ones in multiplayer, and charge out the ass for absolutely everything, fuck this enjoy the feel of activision's nuts sliding across your face

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>I finally unlocked N Tropy

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>Decrease coin rate for tracks already
>Insert microtransactions that lower grind
>Decrease coin rate even more
>Have to pay irl money because time sinks are retarded.

Why do people act as if this can't be fixed with a decent payout rate and unlocking shit in game?

>It's only cosmetics
What exactly were people spending their wumpas on exactly? The vast majority of content is in the pit stop and retards like this implying putting it behind a paywall is okay are absolutely asinine.

Thank fuck

Sonic chads can't stop winning.

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BASED
B A S E D

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>rideable animal buddy thats actually speed
Fucking finally

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Excellent

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Looking forward to every lobby being filled with dinosaurs.

man of taste

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>you can obtain everything from just playing still
Stop saying this shit. A grind for in-game currency added with microtransactions leads to inevitable lower payouts for regular players.

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>I'd rather have the current situation, than have to pay for tracks, karts, & racers with real money.
And watch when this inevitably happens.

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Made to have a human cock pushed into her banicunt

>Sure the devs and publishers lied to me and screwed over millions of customers, but surely they would stop there, right?

she's a little too sexy, ahe doesn't even have an ass but I can't not stare at it

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cavewoman skins for the nitro squad?

What a silly little goober.

>PLAY THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

What does this mean for baby n tropy?

this but unironically

Who's ready for babies?

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Fuck
YES

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Fantastic thinking user

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How many times have you faggots said "well it can't get any worse" and then it actually does get worse? Don't you morons ever learn?

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Last Prix had two acceleration characters.

baby tropy and cortex were axed. Also all GP skins grant a nitro bonus. krunk got a skin but I dont know what it is, only that he gets a bonus

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>actishill still typing the same shit in the same format
Yawn.

>we all thought it was gonna be baby madness this month
>turns out it'll be dino time
I'm ready

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Either not in the game or still speed because the 4 pit stop racers will cover every stat

AREOLAS
PEEKING STARFISH

bandibabies!!

Do you think he's been giving the devs handjobs?

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>the game went from being the herald of the Crash Renaissance, to just another activation cash-grab, its reputation is irreversibly ruined and while the core game is still fun, what it stood for is now gone
This. Beenox gave us something good but Activision ruined it.

Other characters get the boost too. Krunk does for some reason, even though we don't know about a new skin for him.

Nice to see my man Krunk get thrown a bone.

he gives very sloppy blowjobs because he loves the taste of semen
they're just rewarding him for his good work ethic

Why the fuck should we? The devs lied to us, we're going down a road of microtransactions that Actvision has done plenty times before, and we're getting baby shit in the next GP. Spamming the same bandicoot chick pics isn't going to make things better.

I guess Krunk does look vaguely prehistoric.

>get hit by a shield
>shoot missile back point blank with 10 wumpa
>literally purposefully veers right into a wall the second it's about to him them
Yeah I don't get this game sometimes.

>datamined characters could be axed
Oof
So who's heading to the guillotine next?
I'm worried, Rilla Gang

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They're probably just pushed off until later. Unless a new datamine comes out and all references to them are scrubbed, hold onto hope.

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>Activision adds MTX to NF
You know that whole Disney buying Activision doesn't seem so bad now, especially after their reaction to BF2's lootbox fiasco

Got any proof of them promising no mtx in the beginning?

>Baby T is speed
>Baby Cortex and Tropy are axed
If this is all true then this is the only good news to come out of this shitshow.

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is that robot wearing chris chans shirt

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Recycle butter

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You know its probably not a bad idea to archive/screenshot footage/news articles/interviews of them saying there aren't going to be microtransactions incase someone here is autistic enough to sue Activision for false advertising

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>I'm not a furry
>but

Found this
screenrant.com/crash-team-racing-microtransactions-gameplay-presentation-e3-2019/
>The biggest indicator? Despite featuring online content and DLC plans for the future, all of Nitro-Fueled is microtransaction-free. In a sit-down presentation and hands-on during E3 2019, a member of the Nitro-Fueled team stated that the entire game would avoid microtransactions, instead offering new content for free during the game's life-cycle.

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You have to agree to a 42 pages document when you first boot up the game saying that you can't sue because of microtransactions

>instead offering new content for free during the game's life-cycle
Oh shit we might have a actual chance at this

new kemp

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>im in heat. Make me a mother
What did she mean by this

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Where in the agreement does it say that?

But what if someone who hasn't agreed sues them? Though honestly I'm not sure how well that agreement would hold up in court anyway.

Zen is too green and basic, and I dont like how his eyes pop out when he burps. Looks unfinished overall

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She does tho it's just that shes wearing a skirt

Isn't that still false advertising?
>instead offering new content for free during the game's life-cycle
>sign this so we can add microtransactions

Yes. And Liz has a booty that was made for breeding.

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I see you there, Coco.

reminder that the MVP was nerfed

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F

They need to redo her head, it's too big and her mouth is weird

youtube.com/watch?v=Lypj5YO-Irc

? Also what does DNF mean

Can u imagine if like you got her pregnant and had a kid then her breasts got bigger due to lactation. And like she offered you some of her milk haha

Did Not Finish.
It's when the 30 seconds are up and people didn't make it to the finish line.

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Did not finish

Dog Naughty Fuck

no u

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How am I supposed to git gud when I have items being spammed at me nonstop the entire race no matter how hard I try?

Duke Nukem Forever

Dead Nigger Facility

How bout an egg?!

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Fucking finally!

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>regular characters who aren't the new ones can give Nitro Boosts
In light of this being the most mediocre GP of all, at least they fixed the basic problem with them

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Krunk got a new skin?

delicious nat fest

Yes. Rip papu

Denied Nacho Fries

Same. Seeing the same Nitro Squad fanart seems more like a desperate attempt to bump these threads now that there's ill-will from the lies and microtransactions. And there are confirmed shills going on forums, youtube, and imageboards to trying to downplay the issue.

The only things that can salvage this nonsense is stuff like these being real and more good news for actual content.

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>hit a fucking person with a red beaker right near the finish line
>specifically watch them spin out as I finish before them
>they someone still finish before me
??????

Boy these servers sure are garbage.

Do you know what it's called?

>we will actually see diversity in GPs
good. nice to know Beenox is listening about some complains. now they just need to fix lying stats, items and shortcuts

The artist is RoyalJellySandwish, looks like the original is WG comic blocked by a paywall.

Someone paid him to do this one.

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>snipe someone with beaker
>they spin out
>they recover like nothing happened and continue to stay in the lead

why are weapons so useless in this game?

I'm guessing the characters that get new skins this prix also get nitro bonuses added to the characters themselves.

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>summer pack and n trance are back
Finally, some actual good news.
Now just get rid of the microtransactions, bump the coin rates, stable the lobbies, fix the collision issues, and then we'll be good. Otherwise, it's still one step forward and 5 steps back.

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What a ride!

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>Is it too late for a laid back CTR thread?
Yes but we can go back if:
- they fix wumpa payouts
- they debug some of the CTR tracks
- the pit stop distribution is fixed
- the microtransactions fail
- more requested characters and skins are revealed tomorrow

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Has there been any official response from Activision regarding MTX in CTR or COD? Has Activision ever removed MTX from a game before CTR and COD?

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haha

>Krunk gets a new skin in the August prix
>Nash gets a new skin in September
>The Norms get new skins in October
>Geary gets a new skin in November
>Velo gets a new one in December
What I'm guessing, at least.

I really do not understand how it seems like most enemy missiles never fail to hit me around the most complicated corners yet mine can't even go in a straight line for two seconds without crashing into something. It flat out seems broken and unfair. Even with 10 coins my missiles just always act fucking retarded.

They're not going to remove them. The unlock system has been built from the ground up around microtransactions, this was always their intention - the review period is over so they don't give a fuck about negative feedback.

>microtransactions fail
Someone brought up an interesting possibility about this a few threads back around the same time the crazy shill showed up. We know that "whales" exist and fuel MTX crap even whenever the vast majority of a playerbase doesn't. However, with this specific game's format, wouldn't the potential whales' have already grinded for surplus coins or nearly cleaned out their pit stop already? Does this mean the future MTX could fall flat on its face because the people who were willing to spend time and money getting everything probably already did?

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Ten wumpa rather.

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You mean activision pulling back on microtransactions because the playerbase already saved? That would be too good be true.

Whales dont peak until 1-2 years into a games cycle, at minimum.

>the future MTX could fall flat on its face because the people who were willing to spend time and money getting everything probably already did
Don't give me false hope, user.

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Yes he is.

What is the best possible way to hinder or severely damage Activision's MTX revenue stream in the long term?
If badgering at them won't change anything, maybe force will?

Really sick of making excuses for shitty women in my life bros. They are total energy vampies too.

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lick the fluffy tail

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Need this but with a Crash babby and Dino edit.

*no tail only curves

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I'm on it

That's along the lines of what I was thinking when I made that post.

Still, we should all do are part:

Download PS4 Remote Play
Download an Autokeybord application like youtube.com/watch?v=jqXKVN9znbg
Go to Crystal Challenge on Hard in Lab Basement
Set the autokeyboard to press 'Enter' every second for a few hours.
Go do some errands or take a nape while you get 1000 coins per hour.

Fuck Activision, fuck microtransactions, and fuck shills. Screw over the system and let's go back to having fun playing the actual game.

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Best way to do this on switch?

Thanks, Brio.

>Fuck Activision, fuck microtransactions, and fuck shills. Screw over the system
kek. I read that in Brios voice. and thanks for the tips user.

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Will this work for nitro points?

god, Brio is so fucking based
every day without him is suffering

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>Have been shitting on MTX all week
>Just spent $4 on CTR Trident Vibes gum

WILL YOU SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE
THAT NO ONE WILL CRY
AT MY FUNERAL

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No. It used to but then it stopped about 3 days before the last GP ended.

I don't have a Switch so I don't know if Switch owners have desktop or laptop compatibility. If not, then you can try to spend an hour relaxing doing something else while pressing A a few times every minute.

based brio

turbo controller bro
I had an old knockoff gamecube controller from like 15 years ago and it worked perfectly

Seeing as krunk has a 10% boost we'd be getting a new skin from him too

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Sure, but then they would pull support for the upcoming gps. Which would you prefer?

>you can try to spend an hour relaxing doing something else while pressing A a few times every minute.

Yeah, that's the only option, but I still expect them to put the kabosh on it across all consoles. Either with an hourly cap, or no more getting coins by replaying maps after a certain time.

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Replace women with CTR and on topic video game discussion

>Either with an hourly cap, or no more getting coins by replaying maps after a certain time.
That would be self-defeating because of how people spend lots of time on trials for certain arenas and tracks.

That's pretty much exactly what I do, watch something while I press A.

But people spend hours practicing time trials on the same race tracks. They wouldn't do that. Would they?

these threads make me wish the trophy girls were just removed entirely

>That would be self-defeating because of how people spend lots of time on trials for certain arenas and tracks.

The satisfaction of new times and self-improvement is all that players need. If you want coins, pay up then goy!

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Wait, I just checked and tridentcrash.com isn't even fucking active yet.

ACTIVISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIION

What if I refuse?

Who is above Oxide and Norm? They'd be getting a nitro boost+legendary skins too

>In a lobby with six (6) Penta players
>None of them finish the race
You can't make this shit up
#PentaHolocaust2019

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it's Ripper Roo and Pura

>it's just a palette swap
oof

And here's one for future use.

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any full pics of the Krunk skin?

El Krunko verde

That's the Mad Scientist and Sabretooth, right?

I was lowkey hoping for base coco to get the cut, damn.

does penta have a GP boost or something?

yeah

you're doing Brio's work user
good job

>YFW they made wumpa coins require an internet connection just so they could take back the coins from people who do this

Did they really give Krunk a Pepe skin

Go away, bootlicker.

yes, spammers have set in

Is Krunk the saddest character from NK?

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Just sayin'. If you do this, spend your coins fast so they don't take them. j/k they'll just roll back everything you buy

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So, the update is live?

i'm expecting her to have the bonus for the Spyro GP with an Elora costume

>enter lobby
>overwhelming number of votes for Inferno fucking Island
but WHY
it's just a circle