Bing Bing Wahooo

Port box is fucking cancer.

Onion boy

vr done right

Looks fun.

unironically looks fun

You mean the xbox... A fucking console?

you just don’t get it

It looks cute

I thought that was well establishe

No I mean the pc. All pc games are ports.

Virtue signalling to other tendies.

Can the Xbox or Ps4 do this?

labo set that features vr googles
vr looks stupid on the outside anyway but that doesnt matter to shitposters because LOL LABO BAD LOL NINTENDO CARBOARD HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER HEARD OF ORIGAMI IN MY LIFE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS BASED BASED BASED

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Nice cope

Can I get a vita and glue it to my face so that I can pretend I'm in VR? Yeah. I can do it with my phone also. Doesnt make me any less retarded

Play with toilet paper? I guess so?

>Toad bullying simulator
Sign me in

I think you are coping there with all of that waiting you do.

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Thats so nice sweaty

>white """people"""
beyond embarrassing at this point, just die already

Can someone make a version of this on youtube where Toad is moaning in pleasure

What the fuck is this shit

Toad footjob

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>white
He is american

because nintendo

Uhm sweaty, you are the pc player. You need to wash and leave your room kay? With all of the waiting you do you can pick up another hobby.

MEANWHILE

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What if you dont like mario games?

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All of those well written reviews written by Basedyylent poisoned man children. Just like YOU!

well what the fuck do you like you unbearable furball

Hollow knight, deserts of kharak, risk of rain, any fps where I can strafe jump with custom maps...

HEY GUYSH ANDRE HERE

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Average Nintendo fan.

All of these butthurt coin collectors in this thread.
JUUUUUUUICY!

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>BING BING WAHOO x 5
You're not really helping here.

>Have unlimited games on tap, including literally every previous console gen
Oh no, how will we cope with waiting for the AAA trash release of this fiscal quarter?

>was about to post how he'd look good if he slimmed down
>breaks his fucking leg while dancing

Unlimited games from previous gens that I can also just as easily play on my fucking cellphone?
Woah, what a fucking great platform.
Keep seething, pig.

Care to explain why you save links of fat kids dancing, user?

>complimenting my writing skills

well thank you :3c

I can play decade old shit on my compooder!!!!
Shut the fuck up seething waiter.

Its CUTE

Hollow Knight has a really good port on the Switch, shooterwise the Switch is lacking tho.

imagine willingly missing out on the best games your hobby has to offer, gen after gen, for bing bing wahoo

tendies have a mental illness

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Kek, keep seething bootlickers

nintendo fans are like capeshit fans

Putting uncharted on the webm really kills its purpose

No time. You on the other hand, have plenty of time due to the waiting. Have at it.

>Port
>SJW-shit
>Game
>Port
>Movie
>Port
>Movie

You can play Persona 5 on PC already, though.

Every single game on PC is a port these days. Nintendo is a coin collecting simulator machine.
I will stick with the based4 thanks.

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based.

>nintendo

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Teething.

wasn't it snoybois who hyped up Spider-man for 3 years?

nah the purpose is to show top tier games and the variety sony offers

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>231 results found.

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And you are still jelly to the bone (((onions)))bro, GET FUCKED.

Yea Forums's mods(mod?) have been asleep all morning. Console war and wojack shit has been hitting the bump limit.

I wonder why

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Nigger, I have platinumed Spider-Man (ain't no accomplishment as it was very easy), it was the best game for the PS4 last year no doubt, its just delusional of you thinking that idorts don't exist lol

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THAT MAN HURT MY FEELINGS, HE IS MAKING ME CRY.
HELP ME PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

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I really hope Sony's paying you for this level of unabashed shilling.

Why can't we just rejoice as one?
I play both Sony and Nintendo. Can't we all just get along?

>U MAD U MAD U MAD?
No, I cringe, because you're cringe.

eh let the snoibois be, they will call idorts like us nincels no matter what.

Nothing is more cringe than playing Mario as an adult. But cringe away little bitch.

nooooo
Noooooooo
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

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DELEEEEETE THIS!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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I don't like nintendo because their fanbase has mostly ruined this board with smash threads. I hate their rehashes, gimmicks, low effort tech and overall business practices that hold the industry back.

Plus it's too easy tease manchildren and mentally ill.

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Did I say I do? No? Then fuck off, you walking embarrassment. Console war whining is cringe and you're a source of it.

Snoyboys jealous again huh?
Switchchads are busy playing all the amazing exclusives the Switch has to offer

Switch exclusives:
>Mario Odyssey
>Smash Ultimate
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
>Splatoon 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
>Snipperclips Plus
>Fast RMX
>Arms
>Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle
>Gal Metal
>Kirby Star Allies
>Mario Tennis Aces
>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
>Super Mario Party
>Pokémon Let's Go
>Dragon: Marked For Death
>Yoshi's Crafted World
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Town
>Daemon X Machina
>Yokai Watch 4
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Super Mario Maker 2
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
>Astral Chain
>Box Boy! + Boy Girl!
>Tetris 99
>Rune Factory 5
>Cadence of Hyrule
>Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
>Bayonetta 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Shin Megami Tensei V
>Steamworld Quest
>Blaster Master Zero 2
>Mary Skelter 2
>Omega Labyrinth Life
>No More Heroes 3
>Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega39’s

Nintendo exclusive multiplats/ports:
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Pokken Tournament DX
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Bayonetta 2
>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
>Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition
>Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
>Code of Princess EX
>Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
>New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
>Rune Factory 4 Special
And more to be announced

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Upsetty spaghetti!
You make my penis big penis.

see

>finish work
>get on train
>see this
>turn around and head back to the carriage with all the sketchy druggos and gang members in a haste

I wish I could be this happy

goo goo gaga to you too

what a fucking awful thread
imagine ACTUALLY giving a shit or participating in console war garbage

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>bought a "gaming laptop" for LoL

hope you dont accidentally step too hard on it and smash this stupid shit

>mario
>mario
>mario
>mario
>mario
top notch argument friend, very cool, i'll be buying a switch this afternoon

>censorstation fans calling others soi

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Ampharos

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Looks like it plays PS4.

Based,

You're right, why am I even in this shit thread. Thanks based ampharos poster.

BASED

Looks like it plays Switch.

Oof.

>niece is a tranniy
>when the kid has mostly myopia of the world
>defends that shit
fuck people who are okay with their family being like that before they can even drive

I'm a little Tendie
Short and stout
Here is my switch
Here is my pisspot
When I get all butthurt
Hear me shout
Tip me over and wipe my bum!

I'm a very special tendie
Yes, it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can turn my toilet paper into a fun
Tip me over and wipe my bum!

who are we talking about, who is that fag?

I cannot imagine playing rehashes of Mario/Zelda/Pokemon/Donkey Kong for three successive decades all with the exact same gameplay.

Actually, is it durable enough?

What, you think a Switch owner is capable of destroying cardboard?

Its cardboard what the fuck do you think?

>Nobody gives a fuck and stays on their sits
As it should be

just like smash fans, its afraid of water

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Even if the fatlard broke a bone, it's not something that's immediately dangerous. Just get him to the ER and have them fix it.

Unsubscribe from GameXplain right now.

Haha holy shit what is that body lmao.

>Developed on PC
>Then ported to console and ported back to PC
Hmm

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>3d wolrd
>93/100

yeah sure

>2 Wii games
>2 Wii U games
>1 Switch game

Woah. I guess you really showed everyone why the Switch isn't just a children's toy tablet. 2007 Mario Galaxy??? Switch must rule!!!11

>Those forced and scripted animation
Lmao, slides on the table and ports direct into the air

>game reviewers trying desperately to justify their wii u purchase

Yeah it's not my problem that he broke a bone. Fuck having any sort of reaction, or at least looking to get the nurse, or calling an ambulance

when will Yea Forums learn how to let other people have fun.
>I DONT LIKE HOW HE ENJOYS THINGS
>STOP ENJOYING THINGS LIKE ME
hrrr

>Nintendo makes Labo VR
>Kills VR again

haha that would be horrible haha imagine if she stomped your balls into pudding haha ouchie!

you mean amputate so they can finally feed Africa

holy based!

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Why are there more consolewar threads than usual? Is it because it’s still summer?

Everyday OP wakes up in a world where:

Nintendo are the most celebrated name in gaming history
Nintendo have sold more consoles than anyone else
Nintendo hardware innovations are visible in every rival system
Nintendo games DOMINATE every GOAT list ever published
The Switch is one of the most successful systems ever released and home to some of the most acclaimed video games ever made.

The never-ending ass-sting is hysterical. He has no answer. Nothing but seethe.

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>Despite being nearly six years old...

>Why are there more consolewar threads than usual? Is it because it’s still summer?

Its especially bad right now because Sonyfags are faced with the fact that their system is dead while Switch is getting drowned in hit titles.

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You sure do have enough time to shitpost though.
>I-I can just play on my cellphone!!!
Holy shit the massive fucking cope, that doesn't diminish the fact that PC gets all modern and retro games while consoles don't. LMFAO

Reminder

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summer is a meme, newfag

hows the drought?

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>Sonyfags (all console warriors though)

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all you had to say what nincel you idiot

I really don’t get it. As far as I can tell, the switch is supposed to be something you get alongside your main machine (like either PC or PS4). I’ve only ever played my friend’s switch when we have a group hangout, and it seems like it’s a good time. I usually buy consoles a generation later to play games off PC I missed, but the switch looks fun so I might get the new one

COPE

God that game looks fucking ugly. Seriously looks like CS:GO map that is badly ported
And what the fuck is that gameplay? From one scripted animation to another.
2/10 not impressed. I thought Uncharted games had good set pieces at least, but if that kind of gameplay is in between them, is it really worth it?

holy actual shit user
you literally posted a fucking gif of literally QTE actions while the fucking AI didnt even shoot you half of the time
you actually call this top tier?

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>new
Haha, no. It’s just that Snoybois have been really active. Haven’t you noticed that the PS4 is also a piece of shit outdated box? Almost the entire generation of games on PS4 were ports that struggled to hit medium graphics settings at 30-45 FPS. You guys couldn’t even get sekiro right, and that game runs on my 7 year old hardware at 900p/60 FPS
Your box is not worth advocating for; it is literally just a bad 2014 pc with fewer games and no mouse and keyboard for shooters

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Imagine owning a console at all.

Imagine being a "gamer". Imagine giving a shit about games.

Imagine playing more than 3-4 games each year.

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NO NO NO NO NO NO! DELETE THIS RIGH NOW! SWITCH HAS NO GAMES! DELETE OR ILL CRY!

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Ah!
A fellow Amphabro

at least you admitted it manchild

In a world of degenerate, fanboy faggots, one user must rise to restore order by posting cute electric sheep.

never fucking reply to me again cretin

You should probably include the definitive edition of dragon quest 11 somewhere there

There are spoiled techbros who buy an expensive PC as a dota 2 benchmark machine and nothing else. I personally think that if you’re on a budget, targeting max settings at 1080p doesn’t break the bank if you save up for like a year. Just buy parts for 1440p for around $1200 (assuming you have a good monitor / keyboard / decent mouse ) and it’ll last you for so long
PC + 3DS (the DS has such a large library + PSP for old emulators is like every game you could ever imagine. I just finished battle network and I’ve never fell in love with a handheld series like that before

its because S(n)oyboys have literally nothing to play.
They have been in drought since Days Gone and are pretty much bored.
Nintendo just released Mario Maker 2, MUA 3, and Fire Emblem: Three Houses in 3 months, so it makes sense that 80% of nintendobros are too busy playing games

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>Owning several platforms and playing whatever the fuck you want

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DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

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Sonyfags are incredibly immature, jealous and utterly threatened.

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They give out free games every month on PSN though
Don’t snoybros like Detroit become human or something?

>threatened
By what lol
It’s just a choice of console / platform

>Mario Maker 2

aha...ahaha...hahaha...HAHAHA...AHAHAHAHA

>70 million favela monkeys

Whats wrong with MM2? Its like the first one but improved in every single way.

OH NO NO NO NO NO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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One. Hundred. Million. Stay mad :)

dont start crying once Switch eventually hits One. Hundred. Million
kek

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Because its a game designed and marketed to fucking children who enjoy building and being creative. These 20+ faggots arent the target audience.

PS5 will utterly crush all the momentum of the Switch.

mhm
trustedreviews.com/news/ps5-super-expensive-sony-hints-customers-bear-burden-us-tariffs-3926382

Sorry but Nintendos don't have the longevity of Playstation.

>100 millions sold
>3 years older than the switch
>still outsells it every month

mhm
techcrunch.com/2019/06/10/its-2019-and-the-nintendo-wii-still-isnt-dead/

Just Dance is still used in Elderly homes to prevent grannies from strokes.

>232 posts
somebody post that mod talking about a retard

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>>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
At the current numbers, no it won't.
35 million?
gtf out of here
It will be multiplat and released in possibly 5 years.

>The Switch is one of the most successful systems
What a weird way to say loser.

PS2
DS
GB
PS1
Wii
PS4
PS3
360
GBA
Playstation Portable
3DS
NES
SNES
Xbone XXXXX

That's all the systems that sold better than the Swosch.

And what's worse is that the Swosch pretends to be portable and home console. Except for the Mini Swosch, which pretends to be a Switch without a way to Switch.
Like a man with no penis.

So see ya at 250 million sold.
NOT.

>janky animations
>QTE "gameplay"
>push the stick somewhere and the game will guess what you wanted to do
What do you want to tell us?
That the state of gaming industry gets worse and worse?

Except that there is no way anymore to press a button and play a level that you just built using touch controls on the big screen like it was on the properly designed Wii U.
Also no Miiverse.

Snoybronies suffer from a huge game drought since march so they shitpost anything coming from the competition in cope.

>232 posts

Jesus Christ that kid is mentally ill.

Why are tendies like this?

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>That's all the systems that sold better than the Swosch.

Uh kiddo, the Switch is only two years old so far. Whether you can handle it or not the Switch has bee breaking records since launch.

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>92
Uhh, that's not so good...

but Judgment just came out, why aren't they playing that?

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>Just ignore that it should sell at the very least as well as portable + home console combined
Nope.
It's a failure.
Be me
Be Nintendo
Sell 250 million units 1 generation before
Now sell 35 million in 2 years
Wow, such winning

Man was mario odyssey THAT good though? Literally has no aftergame. Most likely the hype surrounding the title.

Because they are faggots and like to fuck each other in the ass.

thank you white bois for wasting your time with shit like this while I fuck your white women

Bécasse I don't waste money on mediocre games I don't want just to pretend my "favorite brand of console" has games to play desu

Cope harder boy

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but its probably the most fun PS4 game of the year....

Pic is a bit outdates since the Ps4 is at 100 MILLION now, but you get the message.

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he shitposts for free

>Greatest
>not most successful
Loser

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Why play an FPS on a console though? It's clearly better on a PC.

Reminder that those "racebait" OPs are ignored and anons talk about the game being shit until the anti-/pol/ brigade shows up and starts bitching and moaning about muh raycizm.
>LOOK AT THIS GAME WITH THIS TRANNY NIGGER IN IT
>yeah its a crappy game and no one should play it because it sucks
>GTFO /pol/ AND STAY GO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS BAN HE
That's what happens every fucking time. Good job being a salt farm, retards.

>another snoyfag COPE thread
LOL, nice organic thread, snoyshill

Haha, really cute. My children will love it, thanks for the post Original Poster!

We prefer the term "race realists".

this is why white women don't fuck white "men"

>Greatest
>not most successful

??????

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>The one who sells the most units wins.
>Even when that one had a 20 year head start
>Even when that one failed for several generations by now
Nintendo wouldn't survive the PS3 failure.
Sony barely did.
>Wow, I did sell 35 million in 2+ years
>I'm a winner
>(previously sold 3-digit million units)
ha-ha

>30 fps lock on every game
>ps4 has no games that natively run at 60 fps

>no costumes
>any remotely challenging level gets censored because twitch streamers and their zoomer fanbase downvote them
>most of the game is now paywalled behind switch online
wow, what a massive "improvement."

How has a janny not cleaned my mess yet?

>Nintendo wouldn't survive the PS3 failure.
It did, it's called the Wii U.

>>ps4 has no games that natively run at 60 fps
dark souls 2

Is it really terrible to look silly in the privacy of your own home?

Wii U was nowhere near the PS3 flop.
Thanks for playing.

Check this out

Not too bad considering I still have a PC.

It's just the same FUCKING arguments over and over again
the same empty bullshit circular non-argument crap every fucking god damn time
sales this bonus that soi there
What the FUCK happened? Why am I still here? Why can't I leave?

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>nintendochads are not allowed to use PC and a scapegoat according to s(n)oytards
>s(n)oytards can only use PC as scapegoat when it suits to them
fucking grade A retards

thats your example? Just Dance 2019?

>sony consoles outlast Nintendo's!
>2019 game coming to Nintendo Wii successfully outlasting PS3
>NO! T-THAT DONT COUNT!
love it when snoyboys move goalposts whenever it does not benefit them :)

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god you're pathetic