How the FUCK do I beat this minigame in Yakuza 6?

How the FUCK do I beat this minigame in Yakuza 6?

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Take your hands off your dick

Don't mind me, just monitoring this thread.
Have a free bump on me.

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god fucking damn

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Literally me.

Have sex

No.

Sure! Is Saturday okay for you?

impossible

There are better JAV titcows than Anri. Girls like Ruri Saijou for example.

>sir, these plummeting sales figures suggest players have started to notice they've been buying the same game for 10 years, what should we do?
>bring me some cheap JAV whores

Based retard.

Judge Eyes is literally one of the highest selling ps4 games in japan despite just coming out last year, you braindead fuckwit

anri has cutest face

the sales were plummeting before they put live action JAV footage in the series, and now it sells better. all you did was prove his point but then called him stupid at the end.

lol this
>you're absolutely right you braindead fuckwit

Oh right, my bad, I guess I was the braindead fuckwit all along

true

a decent amount of jav girls have jacked faces

Yuria Satomi, that is all.

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I love Anri!

>getting this mad at a joke
calm down you sperg
no wonder this place is no fun anymore

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judgment had no jav whores retard.

nobody said it did

oh yeah. sorry, the post sounded like it was criticizing the yakuza games and I just got so angry I posted before thinking.

no worries, we all have our aspie moments now and then. it's cool that you can at least accept when you were wrong rather than double or tripling down on it, like most retards here.

>mental ill hapas shilling grotesque Asian women
Blow your brains out

How the fuck aren't the Japanese having kids? Jesus Christ, Japan.

too busy playing Yakuza.

Time to make an exclusive Yakuza game that can only be played if you have 5 kids.

I would do literally anything to get my hands on a new yakuza game set in the same location with the same combat for the 10th time

To be fair, Anri did have a kid.

Because the men really are just that pathetic.
Though to be fair, Japanese women tend to have unreasonably high standards, even compared to American women.