Hr just sent me a notice of disciplinary action

Failed penis inspection day

Make a DOOM map of your workplace then upload it

Got tested positive on this months drug test

>tfw constantly late and always leave right on the dot or earlier
Going to go home an hour early today since there's barely anyone in

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Someone caught me padding out the toilet seat with toilet paper.

I quit my job and went self-employed the the second time that happened. I'd rather be working longer hours for less pay than have stranger that don't care about me chastise me like a naughty little boy. Very demeaning and soul crushing.

that sounds scary as fuck, knowing myself I'd probably just have a panic attack on the spot

>"Are we finished? I'd like to return to work now. Thanks."

Something similar happened to me but it was the same day I was going to turn in my resignation because I just accepted a position elsewhere. Greentext is what I said after supervisors wasted a bunch of time talking down on me when I put in my two weeks at the end of the day.

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>Postal 2
Damn you beat me to it.

>I'd rather be working longer hours for less pay than have stranger that don't care about me chastise me like a naughty little boy.
This, also being self employed basically makes the sky the limit as far as your income goes. As a regular wageslave your income will always be very limited compared to what you could achieve with your skills in self employment. You are selling your lifetime for a shit deal.

>similar thing happened to me while filling in for my boss
>head of each department there
>asking what mistakes are being made and where
>its pretty even across the board but it all ends up falling on my department (security) because we are the final check before shit leaves
>we end up having to double check EVERYTHING because every is constantly fucking up
>we are also the lowest paid in the plant
>as they're talking about "expectations" and "action plans" they ask me what I think
>just blurt out what I was thinking, basically along the lines of "the lowest paid department should not be the ones doing final checks, there is little incentive to do a good job and our turn over rate is so high we cant even keep a full staff so I've been working 56 hour weeks and all of my officers have been working 48 hours for 2 months. We are exhausted and the constant scapegoating is making it worse"
>they thank me and everyone leaves
>99% sure I am going to be fired when my boss returns

Fuck them if they want to be willfully ignorant. People arent fucking robots.

Looked at a female without consent for 2 seconds while not being tall, rich and handsome. It's considered stare rape.

Are you going to keep your testicles in a baggie after they castrate you?

>working from home, get sent work, dont really have a "boss" per se, but the pay isnt great and the work boring
>thinking about moving away and studying in a couple of months but i know it'd eventually lead to some office job
>dont want to give up the freedom i have now but dont want to be antisocial working from home forever and not feeling like im living life
reeeeeeeeee

While working at a company similar to a call center, my boss wanted to fire people because they want to make new contracts that fucks over people even more than the existing one. I got called in for reading a gaming website article (I cant recall which one) and they end up firing me and another one of my fellow workers for listening to an online radio during his break.
Recently they are dying because their staff turnover is something like 60% every month and they email their previous staff begging them to come back. I don't think my loins ever felt so good.

my coworker was talking about food that makes her gassy and I said "imagine the smell"

There needs to be a serious response the the boomer problem.

>be fucking my boss
>when i screw up I easily get off the hook
you negros need to step up your game

We can't all work for our daddy's.

How much do you get paid

>go into maritime transport thinking it's cool for an introvert
>be stuck with pinoy prison gay incels for 6 months at a time
>get fucked by the office full of cunts who haven't seen a ship up close for years
>be fucked by senior officers
>be fucked by deck ratings
>be fucked by engine department
>be fucked by lazy catering department
>be fucked by weather
I'm thinking of calling it quits and doing whatever else on graveyard shift. I hate this life.

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that's a lot of fucking, sailor.

'tis lonely out there in the sea.

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>finish school
>Get a shit office job
>nice boss at least
>quickly become bored with the office slave life
>18 year old horny idiot
>fetch the drinks every morning
>you know how it went from here
She didnt deserve that and if I could apologize without going to jail I would. Not sure how that would even go. "It seems I fed you something like a liter of semen over the course of two years, sorry"

They don't call them seamen for nothing.

>taking that shit like a cuck
lmao, just tell them to fuck off and get another job

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>suffer through middle school
>suffer through high school, which was worse than middle school
>suffer through college, which was worse than high school
>finally get an office job, which is worse than high school by a huge margin
I dont even have time to be upset anymore. I dont have time for anything now. Life is basically over but I'm still alive

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>Very demeaning and soul crushing.
That's the point. They want to turn you into a mindlessly obedient worker drone.

>Never do anything fun because no allowance and mom would always go "you'll have time for that when you're older".
>tfw I'm older and all I want to is to not wake up in the morning.

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Nigga what is you going to cast using smelted office chair?

That sounds like something straight out of a doujin I read, I can't recall what the name was though but it had the same sort of thing (secretely feeding a girl semen)

Based

>Zero skills
>Somehow landed a backroom job scanning notes and helping the IT guys with mundane shit like replacing printer toners
>Work's piss easy, finish it half way through the day and everyone's fine with me slacking off
>Still feel my soul depleting every day
Work should be optional, I shouldn't be feeling this way.

She clearly liked whatever you were giving her enough to keep having you deliver her drinks if that continued for 2 years and never found it tasted weird/bad.

How can you imagine a smell?

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Its over bro

part-time and short-term jobs should be the norm. Only the most dedicated should be forced to work full-time.

>I have no ambition or passion and live an empty life of my own accord
>now my life feels empty
>other people should fix this
The only person making you miserable is you.

Imagine you're in a bakery.
Imagine you're in a fish shop.
Imagine a bus drove past you.
Imagine you took a shower filthy frogposter.

>get my job through connections
>can't get fired because I'm a friend of Mr.X

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I do have passions, they just don't relate to the working world.

I can imagine pictures but how do I imagine a smell you idiot? Smelling with my minds eye?