Mario dating simulator when?
Mario dating simulator when?
Jaxon Reyes
Julian Rogers
middle one looks like a blow up doll is this what nintendies find hot?
Grayson Fisher
>snoygers are now also terrified of proper make up
you just don't make that shit up.
Jayden Sanders
Why do I have to date Mario
Jonathan Turner
never ever
Andrew Russell
It's not like the other eligible bachelors are any better.
Jeremiah Walker
For me, it's Pauline
Owen Nguyen
>Mario dating simulator when?
Ah yes! Mario: Match Maker is coming soon to the Nintendo Switch!
Yet another 6/10 game bumped up to 9/10 in review scores because Nintendo fans don't know any better!
We at Nintendo will be sure to shut down any fanart or fanfiction of our intellectual property dating anyone else, so that our Mario: Match Maker game does not have any competition!
Be sure to buy it. It'll only be $40.
Gavin Fisher
What’s the point, Daisy will be everyone’s top pick.
Christopher Moore
Aside from Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and Pauline. What other characters from the Mario series would even be in it?
Jacob Jackson
HOLY SHIT!
Christopher Campbell
yeah holy shit
Isaac Foster
Let's see the possibilities for a simulator that Nintendo will NEVER EVER do because the Mario franchise isn't focused to waifufaggotry, that's Fire Emblem before Three Houses.
>Petch
>Dayzee
>Pawlean
>Toadeat
>Berdo
>Starlaw
>Goombaet
>Vivien
>Any female Paper Mario character is a waifu for someone at this point even Tippi
Jayden Ramirez
Princess Shroob for the tsundere crowd.
Elder Princess Shroob for the BBW tsundere crowd.
Ryan Murphy
HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE MOTHERS OF CREEPINESS
Jaxon Cruz
Mario himself as the token male option
Jack Perez
Goombella > Goombette
Joshua Walker
Goombella is called Goombette in Europe here, senpai
Easton Rodriguez
Nah. A genderswapped Mario, like that SNK Girls game is doing.
Jack Gray
But they're different characters
Julian King
daisy is gross
Logan Hughes
She may be a fat slob, but there’s inner beauty still.
Brayden Campbell
She is BASED
Josiah Brown
>cucking my boy Weegie
"no"
Brandon Russell
No, they actually call her Goombette here. I know, it's confusing
John Anderson
damn, so that's what peach meant when she said she had cake for mario
Joshua Scott
Why would you not want to date a man who can break brick walls with his head?
Isaac Kelly
>talking shit about my 1UP girl
Jeremiah Reyes
Only if Wario is the MC.
Nolan Johnson
This but Zelda
Liam Brooks
Fuck/Marry/Kill