Playing WoW

>playing WoW
>inspect another player
>their current target changes to me
>knows I'm inspecting his gear
>log off and delete character

That was close

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Time for penis inspection

tranny

lol incel
get a waifu and stop being so lonely and anxious.

>not making a focus target macro to check targets

Nigga wat is u doin

>play classic wow
>there's not even a target of target option
problem solved, pussy

>cute goblin chick that happens to have my BIS gear
>inspecting her to see what kind of stats they have
>she notices and targets me
>walks over and asks if I see anything I like while emoting
>say yeah and mention shoulder pads
>we end up discussing gear for like an hour before adding eachother and doing some dungeons

Its fun being just introverted enough to make friends.

>go to inspect somebody
>accidentally press invite

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>chick
>her
>she

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Just tip them 5g for being able to inspect them

>play dota
>guy on the enemy team starts trash talking
>he loses
>ragequits 2 mins before the game ends
>change steam name
>add him on steam
>open private chat to taunt him

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>playing WoW
>call the tank a fag
>get kicked from the guild

wtf!

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i play on a roleplay server as a female goblin so I'm just using the ingame gender of the character. I'm aware its probably a dude
NO STOP

>playing WoW circa 2007
>there's a girl in the guild (confirmed over ventrillo)
>be an autistic orbiter who'd always find the time to PvP/PvE and play with her
>she'd often be out in obscure areas of the world doing things alone
>i'd stalk her into said zones and spam "/target NAME" with the alt + up arrow keys until I found her
>"Haha what a coincidence meeting you here, I'm mining."
>one day start doing this
>wonder why i'm not targetting her after 40 minutes of searching
>look in guild chat "?target NAME" spammed repeatedly
>i'm in her ignore list
>i get kicked from guild
>log out
>delete character
>start over on new server

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I actually cringed

>Just say lol sorry, meant to inspect you and leave group

I'm so glad I don't have autism

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Holy shit lmao

>Want to type something into guild chat
>Accidentally write it into public chat

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>”shit mog fag”
>mount up on your rarest mount and fly away

Ez

What the fuck user

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Shit I feel the second hand embarrassment.

All I can say is: good.

Sometimes stereotypes are right and the guy is a creep.

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>goblin
>she
Not even in-game is this true.

Absolutely based. I always used to turn my character sideways like I was inspecting a wall or hide behind another person to look nonchalant.

MMOs: all of the creeping, none of the possibility of it paying off

I thought I was the only one doing this

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>that kid in the "I Survived Barrens Chat" shirt who air-guitared and sung Rogues Do It From Behind in a high school talent show in front of 500 normalfags
>that kid was me
youtube.com/watch?v=kdEYVy6BF0w

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I even made the guitar riff noises with my mouth.

What kind of drugs did you take to make you think that this was a good idea?

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>2008

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Lol kill urself bro
Also

>be me in 2014
>start playing wow in a private wotlk server
>see resident attention whore on global chat
>put on my time to put the cumdumpster in her place face
>start trolling her
>she brushes it off and is nice to me
>she eventually start /w me
>we start talking regularly
>she has my on friends list
>she literally messages me before my load screen is done after logging
>at this point im still cautios but im starting to fall for her
>months pass like this, its a bliss
>one day she jokingly says she loves
>then she makes me tell her i loved her
>i actually did love her at that point
>i told her all my secrets like im still virgin and live with my parents
>she brushes it off jokingly
>i ask her to be my gf
>"lol u crazy? We live in different continents and i have a bf, r u trolling me right now"
>i realize she is messing with me but i love her so much at this point, i just ignore her but she keeps coming
>eventually i decide fuck it im done and we have a huge falling out on the global chat where im utterly destroyed and humiliated
>decide to do 2v2 arenas to forget it
>shes my enemy team. She destroys my in a humiliating manner (she kills my hunter pet and then walks sll over because i dont have roar of sacrifice anymore)
>proceeds to brag about it in global and calls me a pussy loser both irl and ingame
I guess she was the one that put me into place
All this happened during a 2year period
4 years later, the server shut down, im still recovering from the massive depression caused by her (im just not the same person anymore). Yet i still think about her sll the time

Just kill me please

I knew a guy who wore an I Survived Barrens Chat shirt and now he’s a literal Chad and head of his fraternity. Is it you?

If real then you should really off yourself and be done with it.

>but im starting to fall for her
>massive depression
pure autism

>barrens chat
I vaguely remember being DUDE WEED LMAO and getting into a tense four or five hour long argument with some other neckbeard over Gremlins vs Gremlins 2 in Barrens chat

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Aye, when I was in my early 20s I fell in love with a “girl” (turned out to be a gay Asian guy) online. They even went as far to hire a girl to do video chats with me. After I found out and broke things off, he proceeded to stalk me for over a year. The experience sucked, but I learned a lot and have moved on.

Im literally just waiting for my mother to pass. I cant stanf the massive pain caused to her by my suicide, shed probably kill herself right after.

Seriously after the depression all the things i liked (music, games, movies) are just meaningless boring shit, i have no reason to live anymore

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What was the argument even about?

My favorite time

Please don’t do that. If you need someone to talk to I’d be willing to listen

I was defending Gremlins 2 and he was insisting Gremlins 2 was a travesty and that Gremlins 1 was superior.
We started flooding Barrens Chat with paragraphs arguing our point for 5 hours straight while the rest of the chat either made fun of us or told us to fuck off and it became a server meme for a few weeks afterwards

Good, have fun an-heroing.

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>Legion, AFK at class hall
>Top geared rogue in server
>Use ElvUI
>Mouseover people and see Targeting: (You)
>Target them

>Be Dutch kid
>Barely able to write and understand English
>Got made fun of for over 30 minutes in Barrens chat because I wrote New Zealand as New Sealand.

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>an-heroing
Glad to see the old Yea Forums still lives, one of the few things i miss deeply

kids do cringe things
>wear xxl bright orange shirt with my characters name on the front
>back says "rofl you said lol"
>actually thought that was cool

I’m glad you stood up for Gremlins 2.

Been here since the 2006 old chap. Now hurry up and munch on that cyanide.

Don't worry about guys like that. It's all talk. Suicidal people actually go for it without nonsensical excuses.

More like 2009-2011

Nope, but I did starrt frequenting Yea Forums specifically around 2010 I think?

>New Sealand

Is that a rowboat parked next to the regular Sealand?

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STOP MAKING FUN OF ME IT WAS YEARS AGO I'VE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Man, I feel so much better about myself, thanks.

It will never go away user-kun.

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