I'm Brazilian

Kek

I made it with the very plastic that this switch came with involving it. plus tape. and used scissors.

Donkey Kong was the monkey actually. I beat him at the Finals.

The best one I could have at december, when I bought the Switch just because of Smash Ultimate

10/10 you mean?

sopa de lucario

Most brazilians don't even have a Switch. There are no official sale of Switch in Brazil. They are only sold by normal sellers who import them from Paraguay or USA to try to sell at their own risk.

Why does your government hate videogames so much OP?

OP here, I'm the only brazilian who uses screen protector here. Most brazilians who has switch don't use screen protector.

Most brazilians who has switch don't use screen protector. Cause neither Switch nor screen protectors for Switch are sold in Brazil officialy.

>I guess smash is so easy that even monkeys can play it

Go, and try. Then, come back here to tell us.

Brazilian Government wants brazilians to work as slaves in farms or low-tier jobs in cities. Not brazilians at home playing videogames all day and not working.

One of the eight losers is here for sure.

>Brazilian Government wants brazilians to work as slaves in farms or low-tier jobs in cities. Not brazilians at home playing videogames all day and not working.

Last brazilian governments acted the same way. And Bolsonaro didn't change it, and will not change, cause he hates NEETS.

YOU
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>only Brazilian who uses screen protector
>most Brazilians don’t use screen protector
So are you the only one or not?

KEK... OP here. Stop making me laugh.

I'm Brazilian and I use screen protectors, so no, he's a fucking liar.

>>bragging about beating what were probably children

OP here. I'm not sure, maybe. But appatently there were two woman amongst us eight. Not me, I'm male.

You can buy screen protectors on Amazon

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plastic.

CALL ME ETIKA

CALL ME ZeRo

>I'm Brazilian

Buddy, you haven't won anything then. You're an eternal failure and waste of space.

CALL ME ESAM

I know bro

Well played OP
How much did you pay for your Switch?

CALL ME HUNGRYBOX

CALL ME Armada

CALL ME MKLeo

CALL ME Plup

sopa de macaco uma delicia

CALL ME Leffen

Any of you guys play a lot Smash Ultimate online?

Uma Delícia Mesmo

/thread

>haldheld mode.

OP here. haldheld mode sucks, by the way. it is so fragile, cuz joycons are very expensive here, and weird to hold on hand. GC controllers are way cheaper, but somewhat still expensive.

>6 da manhã
>branco
>switch
>smash
yep it's a 12 years old kid

1800 Reais

Switch costs 300 dollars in the USA.
4 Reais = 1 Dollar. So the fucking price should be 1200 in Brazil.

But I paid 1800R$. And now the price raised. You won't find a Switch for less than 2000R$ in Brazil.

/idontcare

No bro. I'm 24.

Thanks

CREATIVITY

That is even more sadinho

dude a decent one costs exactly 7 bucks on ebay. It even comes with a cute thingy to clean it and you get 2 if you ever want to replace it. Fuck you for being this 3rd world

The best one I could have at december, when I bought the Switch just because of Smash Ultimate and I was too much fearing to get any scratch at this new screen, when I saw the dock the first thing I thought was: "this shit's gonna scratch my new screen for sure"

lookinho
its a faginho
playing wahooinho
from third worldinho

Hahaha Boa

KEK

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kkkkkkk

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>lucario
The first loser ..... kek

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Haha ha

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Taxes on every electronics are too expensive here in Brazil

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Based favela user

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Suck a dick richie rich

uma delicia....

...

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kekeke

Gosta mesmo?

BR? BR? huehuehuehuehuehue

Volta pra favela macaco

OP here. I also got this. Adapter and GC controller. But I thought: " I'm gonna try in handheld mode, cuz I'm already using it like this, and I'm not edgy to win, I just wanna test this new mode "

With GC Controller wired one, Smash is so much easier.

I forgot the pic, of now.

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Super Smash Bros. 大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズ

Dairantou Sumasshu Burazāzu

é uma série de jogos de luta e ação com crossovers

criada e dirigida por Masahiro Sakurai, na qual

o jogador controla os personagens da

franquia de jogos eletrônicos da Nintendo,

onde se enfrentam em batalhas. Pode ser

jogado nos modos single-player e multiplayer,

com até quatro jogadores simultâneos.

O jogo tem como objetivo de arremessar os

adversários para fora da arena, em qualquer

Why Brazilians need to always say they're from Brazil?
Is Brazil a country of attention whores?

Third world.

uma das quatro direções possíveis: para

It feels weird knowing that what I make in an hour would be enough to pay your mother and sister for sex.

Probably cause the other brazillians they meet irl are favela monkeys and when they meet other BR's who share the interests it's a rarity so they try to be visible for each other.

This is just a guess though I've never been to brazil.

The ones I see online act like favela monkeys too though

cima, para baixo, para direita e para esquerda.

Cause when you don't say your location in Yea Forums everyone thinks you are american. And I'm brazilian.

O dano de cada jogador é representado com

porcentagens mostrado na interface. Quanto

mais alto for o nível de dano, mais distância

um mesmo golpe irá provocar, até fazer com

que o personagem seja colocado de fora da

tela, perdendo uma vida. Durante as partidas,

Why are you Brazilian?

Poorfaggotry: The thread

go back to your tree disgusting monkey

caem itens ligados às séries dos jogos

representados pelos personagens presentes

no jogo, que podem ser usados por qualquer

I'm British and I don't find it to be a problem.

Surely if identifying is important to you with your country you could post in a thread on /int/. In the nicest way i don't get what you being brazillian has to do with your post (assuming you're OP). Unless it's to explain your ghetto screen protector.

um que esteja na arena. O jogo difere da

maioria dos jogos de luta tradicionais, que

brother vá a merda vc já teve sua atencção pq cv provavelmente é um incel, faz um favor e se mata

representam a energia dos jogadores em

Hahahaha you killing me

Vc que é um incel, seu Bosta.

>try with my mains over and over
>3rd at best
>randomly pick a top tier, pick daisy, never played her before in my life
>1st place

so this......
is the....
power..........
of...................
top...
tier..........

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barras, e tem como objetivo subjugar o

adversário. Depois do grande sucesso do

comi mais do que vc tem pesadelos que sua mãe deu, só chora e se masturba, de preferencia se mata

How very Brazilian of you

Probably won with your godawful internet

primeiro jogo da série, a Nintendo produziu os

Yes.

novos jogos conforme foram saindo os novos

consoles da empresa.

It's not summer in Brazil you retarded mutt

Third world monkeys fucking disgust me.

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Caralho mano tu é rico, to querendo comprar essa porra a um tempão mas é um roubo
E vai durmi desgraça, 6 hora da manhã e ja ta shitposteando

1800 mano

nobody buys consoles in brazil, you just """""import""" them to avoid crazy taxes. Lets see if that will change with Bolsonaro

/Thread

Pigs can't, because you don't have hands.

UMA DELICIA

... cool. so what?

My internet connection is somewhat good

DE MACACO