What phone games do you play?

OBSESSED

lol

>thinking uncut is disgusting
the cope is hard. Are you sad that the jew took away your foreskin?

man that's an old one

i gotta give this man credit
his cock is huge

>2012
>old

this is literally what they look like

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>2019

foreskin is as durable and flexible as a vagina.
he will be fine.

>uncutfags are fucking disgusting holy shit

Listen Jew we're all poor here so go do what you're good and and scam wealthy parts of the world.

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>mom and dad didnt let a jew steal my foreskin

why'd they let them steal yours user?

>the natural human body crafted over millennia is disgusting
go watch newborns getting mutilated and tell me that isn't more disgusting

JANNIES

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My dick only looks like that when it's turtling. When I'm erect, the skin is pulled back on the head and it looks like any other erect cock.

Oh I get it, Cell is sucking an Android.

underlying muscle fibers will spring it back to shape

Someone please shop the screen to say it's charging

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What's the male equivilant to a roastie

circumcision within America is a christian development that originated during a period of US history when Jews were universally reviled by the majority of the population.

My head doesn't get hard for some reason so i have a like a hard stick with a little cap on it, looks super fucking silly

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2012 was 7 years ago.

There's no muscle in your penis. That's why you can't use it as a tentacle.

Would you show me?

>That's why you can't use it as a tentacle.
Maybe you can't, don't speak for all of us.

Prove it.
You can't.

>jews want to destroy this

I think it's fair to say that no one should have this much power.

Except you literally can. Read a fucking book. It was pushed by Kellogg (the cereal guy) back in the early 1900s. Everyone fucking hated Jews back then.

I'm slutty, but I'm not that slutty.

>not having a tentacle penis
dartos muscles and some other underlying smooth muscle on the skin
it's why shaft skin and scrotum skin tightens when it's cold

We can trade if you'd like, if that makes it better.

gutenberg.org/ebooks/19924
John Harvey Kellog is responsible for pushing circumcision within the US as a treatment for uncleanliness, phimosis, and masturbation.

>tfw phimosis and could never do this

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maybe if you guys spent less time arguing over each other's dicks on the internet youd actually get to use them
who am I kidding

American Protestants are autistic as fuck. The reason America is obsessed with protecting Israel is because of Boomer Protestants who think Israel plays a role in their End Times prophecy.

You're posting on Yea Forums at 4:00 AM, I doubt you're getting any pussy.

Except that's wrong you dumbasses the foreskin is a bone

>old sony phone used to hold charge for a month
>after 6-7 years it's down to a week
>look for new one and see the new nokia 3310
>dude one month of battery life lmao
>buy one and charge it
>begs for power every 6-7 days

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Yume nikki

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I'd be right happy to.

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How the fuck do people stretch their foreskin that far. Mine can be pulled back when fully erect, but it’s a little bit tight and I cum pretty quickly from the tightness.

I have no idea how you could fit a phone or a turtle in there. Best I could do would probably be a coin.

>T.Goldenstein

>gutenberg

I have phimosis and have literally never been able to push my penis outside of the foreskin to any degree. The opening is far too tight.

Should I be worried about this?

Skin can and WILL stretch you know.
Just force stretch it daily in warm water for 1-2 months. Rub some 0.1% betamethasone in the foreskin after stretching if your foreskin is too "stiff" too be stretched. This shit is very common and can be solved easily.

you need a fiveskin instead. gotta upgrade

me too man
how am i gonna have sex if the day comes?

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I'm always disappointed when no one replies with that.

get a fresh non chink battery

Anyone else kinda wanna try to suck a cock just to see what it's like?
Asking for a friend.

Nah, too much effort

Been there, done that.

this is old
and even then it was already in the 'newfag' era

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I have, it's fun but you'd be amazed at how tired your jaw gets. Anyone have any tips for dealing with that, or do you literally just have to keep practicing?

>tfw got semi-jewed because of phimosis
I miss my foreskin sometimes but at least life is not a pain anymore

Not at all, see Yours is simply called full phimosis and is only a problem if you had awful hygiene. e.g. Letting filth and fungi grows inside the foreskin.

If it's only a matter of tight skin, its easily solved.
If it had become a matter of fungi infection, see doctor, which, most likely, will recommend you some ointment for the skin.

I don’t see the relation between those two statements. Not that guy and I’m not getting any pussy at the moment, but I have dated/slept with women before and I used to post on Yea Forums at 4 AM then too on nights when my gf wasn’t staying over.

warm bath or warm environment is essential in relaxing the fibers

>Little brother mentions he thinks he should get circumcised
>lol wut why
>"cos its cleaner and healthier"
>dude wot
Hes already obsessed with becoming a social media influencer as well, god damn he's a gullible fuck.

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My 2 year old iPhone needs to be charged like every 8 hours so I think you’re doing pretty well.

NOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS

Yea Forums WAS ONLY ABOUT ON TOPIC CONVERSATION AND PROMOTING PRODUCTS UNTIL THE BOARD WAS RUINED BY /POL/ AND REDDIT

ANYONE WHO DISAGRESS WITH ME IS A NEWFAG REDDIT /POL/TARD INCEL

>if

Ask him if he also wants to cut off his hands since it's cleaner than having to wash them.

its not 4 here user and it might be hard to believe but not everyone has a problem getting laid.

I do :( give me a gf please

Only if I could transform into a girl. I’m not even trans or anything but the idea of turning into a hot girl and experiencing heterosexual sex from the female perpective turns me on. Gay sex, on the other hand, doesn’t turn me on in the slightest, and I have never felt attracted to another man.

Sexuality is fucking weird.

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I really have been considering trying it lately. I have a few gay friends that would probably let me. But, I don't want it to be too personal. I've also been thinking about just asking some random dude off the street but I don't want to a disease or raped. I just wanna suck on a monster cock one time without any repercussions but it's so hard in this society to do that.

Your parents must have done a shit job raising him. Sounds like his values are severely messed up.