You didn't forget about the newest handheld, did you, Yea Forums?

You didn't forget about the newest handheld, did you, Yea Forums?

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I've been away for a while. What the ever loving fuck is this.

Yes, I don't care about it

I'll be sure to pick one up on ebay for $10 6 months after it releases.

Can it run Doom?

>you strafe with the crank bro it's got crank technology

Is this shit hand crank powered?

If you could build a super low powered portable console that could be charged via crank and therefore always ready to play then that would genuinely be kind of cool

But no, the crank isn't for powering it

Nope. The crank is a ”joystick"

That's what i thought. They are retarded for not making it so.

I'm hoping this is some form of money laundering and not just people getting dumber each season.

What a massive oversight. It's entire existence is a gimmick, might as well make it gimmick powered.

>gimmick powered

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So you can only play one game on it? Im

user? Are you okay?

gotta mess with your head

Is there even a fishing game for this fuckin thing?

Hey guys my son saw me browsing and now he wants one of these things for his birthday. Could someone tell me what it’s called?

ever heard of google, dad? god

I like this post

it's called the soi boy advance.

I'm not you son, I only call you dad 'cause my mod told me to call you that or else you cry in your bed

>newest handheld

Oh? I thought the Gameboy Switch was the new hot handheld.

buy your son a 3ds or a vita instead, he deserves better

why the fuck is there a crank
I don't know anything about this fucking system but I already hate it just because that alone makes it fucking REEK of pretentious hipster bullshit

This is the sort of thing I expect to see a bearded 5'9" soiboi playing at 10am in a busy hipster cafe, sipping his $8 soi latte while the girl he's orbiting eats her $30 breakfast he paid for.

It's called a Playdate. But get him a 3DS since there's a lot more for that available already

That looks incredibly cute but I wouldn't pay more than $50 for it
why would this little thing cost only $50 less than a switch lite? how powerful are it's graphics?

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You know how much cranking you have to do to even run a flashlight?

If you had some kind of e-ink text adventure style console, maybe it'd be feasible.

no public dev kit

Why do they tout its "high reflective screen"? Isn't that something you wouldn't want? Do reflections not cause glare that would block the screen?

It forces you to view your own reflection so you remember who to blame for buying that piece of shit.

just waiting on my preorder
life moves on user

you throw this piece of shit at someone's head, it gets dented not the other way around

you're what?

Crank Dat Handheld by Souija Boi

it's what nintendo would be doing right now if they didn't have mario and zelda

>$150 dollery doos

Fucking wat

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a literal hipster machine. I wish I was joking when I utter those words.

The fuck is this?

Literally get a yellow version of this and download some good GBA/Genesis/NES on it.

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People talk about shilling but this was an extremely real case
Media outlets calling this the next biggest thing for handhelds were all over the place

>it has a crank
what the fuck? we got into a steampunk universe or what?

Thats the shitch, retard

kinda interested in that game Katamari creator made

>interested in a game made by a commie soiboi chink

?
why are you mad?

whats the name of that then

Not that fag but it's the LDK. There's a new one called the LDK Horizontal that's the same thing but GBA shaped

I think the most hilarious/soul crushing thing about it is their game release strategy (or you know, the most important thing when releasing a new console)
>Ultimately, the Playdate will have 12 games made available to it around the time of launch. Panic said that some of the games "are short, some long, some are experimental, some traditional." The company added, "all are fun."
>Games will be delivered over the air to the Playdate. Panic anticipates releasing one game a week for 12 weeks. After that, it's unclear what will come of the games on Playdate.

>1 game every 12 weeks
>won't even know what they are until they're released
>they're all the worst kind of indie garbage

I can't think of a reason anyone would buy this

looks pretty good but my problem with all these things is that they will never beat the convenience of just using your phone + ipega or similar. Sure there's the input lag problem but when it comes to performance even the shittiest 50 dollar phone will blow all these consoles out of the water. I can't see a good reason to get one of these instead of adding buttons to your phone, other than input lag.

>"HERE user, WE GOT YOU THAT SWITCH CONSOLE YOU WANTED"
>"T-Thanks grandma"

This shit looks worse than mobile games