Post your gamer pose

Post your gamer pose

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>dead space mocap session.webm

Isn't that just krav maga?

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This is fucking uncomfortable.

I fucking love Tips

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this is literally me

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boss is better, tips a meh

lol. I know for a fact you gettin at least a warning. That some nipple.

pls be my AI gf

you guys said the same thing to the nice lady breastfeeding her baby on Twitch. that's very rude :'(
sorry sweetie im not an AI

>tranny
>"this is literally me"
big yikes, cringe, and retarded

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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>that foot

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>me waiting for Timesplitters 4

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Is it really that comfortable to play games naked?

Ugly tit

try it sister. the breeze going through your tits and vagina will feel refreshing!

if the time ever comes it'll still be worth it.

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What if someone walks in?

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Jesus christ how are all those people staying on the side of the wall like that?

his head would be stomped in a real fight and then while he's blind sided his legs are shoved forward and he's in a rear naked choke

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Literally me.

Feet are gross.

it's not a real fight, it's a wrestling match and he's obviously fucking around you roid raging retard

>I'm a girl and want to take a picture showing I play video games
>I'll either have no emotion at all, or act like I'm screaming at the game and not at all noticing the camera 3 feet away from my face
>Might show a titty or cleavage too haha
Literally every single girl gamer picture

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Like this while wearing comfy lingerie

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Being naked in your own home is about as comfy as you can get. I regularly play games in either just pajama pants or boxers

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thanks doc

>Likes wearing short shorts and comfy pants
>Gets extremely embarrassed to wear anything that exposes my stomach or chest

>and he's obviously fucking around you roid raging retard

It looks stupid but that position is better than giving your back up

That's why I have a blanket near my table.

Everything is more comfortable naked

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100% yes.

Are 'ya winnin' son?

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It is but I can't really do it often sadly
That actually makes more sense.

In the privacy of your own home/bedroom you have nothing to be embarrassed about

Too busy working

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True but I got shit tier roommates that would absolutely say I would look like shit

>dog shirt

you just know

>saggy
why is 3D so shit

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>not appreciating sag

pleb

you're in for a world of fake titty hookers if you think that chicks sag is unattractive, kid

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how does he breathe?

same

of all the games you could've had her playing why choose DMC5

based rippenposter

Through the ass

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This is me waiting for mgr2

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This sums up Yea Forums perfectly

>Giving your back up
Is that a euphemism for anal sex?

welp bros, me in the middle.

>has couch behind her
>doesn't sit on it

rename to voldo

this is unironically how i sit down playing vidya

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>you will never play video games with others while sitting on a couch togather
I've literally never done it in my life.

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>pulling guard
lol

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I've done it with my girlfriend and after that we had sex on the couch.

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>not liking a little bit of sag
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

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Really cruel of you to post that after what I said. Apologise right now.

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good tip

>Saves lewd anime images to his PC
>Has a girlfriend
>Has had sex

How fat is she? How fat are you?

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is that you cosplay user

None of us are fat but we are really autistic.

Same
tfw unironically look like 9s

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He doesn't

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lmfao no
we are not bringing this back
and no, you do not

no i dont cosplay i just sit like that playing vidya

Fuck yeah dude

God I wish that were me.

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I'm not that user but neither me nor my gf are fat and we both save lewd anime images to our PCs.

>double arm amputee plays Atari 2600
>1982; de-colorized

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I can't for the life of me understand how people can enjoy being naked casually.

is giving myself a blowjob gay?
i mean i give myself handjobs quite frequently and that's considered okay.
but if i suck my own dick is that gay??

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No. It's masturbation. If you're attracted to the thought of sucking/jerking said dick then yes. I never did get close enough to do it.

you ever stuff a sock into another sock, put a latex glove in there, then grease up your dick and fuck that thing? feels good man.

The question of whether or not it's gay is irrelevant, as it's ultimately pathetic as fuck either way.

it feels comfy and hot.

It depends on the weather and shit. Being able to just ditch the clothes and crack open a cold one to play some vidya feels amazing sometimes.

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Is using your hands gay?

Its actually double gay because you are sucking a man's dick and at the same time getting your dick sucked by a man.

This is my gamer pose

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retarded hairstyle

if you can suck your own dick just do it you dont know how many people want to and cant

It depends if you plan on swallowing or not.

i knew a guy who could suck his own dick and from he says yea. in his words "sucking your own dick is overrated. on one hand you're getting your dick sucked, on the other you have a dick in your mouth and then you have to cum which feels amazing to cum in a girls mouth, but do you wanna finish into your own mouth?"

it's not gay, but from then on you'll only get off to futa

>focusing on the hair
Gay nigger

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is it actually that nice? seems like too much work for little payoff

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