Did you play as femshep?

buttholes too spicy

Why would I play as femshep?

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No I played as default male shep, all 3 games.

Customisation in that game was shit and Jennifer Hale is an overrated hack.

her dick is huge

No because Mark Meer put on a better performance as maleshep than Jennifer Hale did as femshep.

That's actually why I play as a woman, because it's fun to play in a fantasy world where I can imagine women aren't garbage for once.

how do you know that if you didn't play both?

It's amazing how many characters he voices in these games

they keep turning you down?

No, because i'm not a woman.

No, actually. I've had a few long-term relationships and done plenty of dating and just came to the conclusion that women aren't worth my time and effort so I stopped dating.

nah, i don't see the point in doing so.

I'm sorry you feel that way user. I hope that one day you meet a woman who is very kind, sincere and loving. I hope that she changes your mind about dating and women in general and that you can find happiness.

You seem very lonely and sad, I hope those feelings can get better too.

so you want to die alone? damn ,dude

you seem to be lost

I still have family, friends, coworkers, and plenty of positive social interaction with all of them. I even have a few female friends, I just don't want to date them. It's not as though I have no social life or am lonely just because I live by myself.

>I even have a few female friends,
>because it's fun to play in a fantasy world where I can imagine women aren't garbage for once.

user, whats the point in lying when we can see right through it?

There's no reason to not play both femshep and sheploo.

Women are garbage, but that doesn't mean it's impossible to enjoy any amount of time spent with them.

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Why is male Shepard called sheploo? I've never been able to figure it out. Femshep makes obvious sense, but sheploo?

Go away newfag

I'm sorry that you're incapable of thinking outside of binary structures.

Once, just to see the differences...it wasnt worth it.
Better VO than male Shepard tho.

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>seething

technically everyone dies alone

I played both Male and Female.

The face model for male shep is named Mark Vanderloo

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>I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.

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Spooky how they were able to make Shepard real like that.

Yes, but only recently did I notice how awful her voice acting is.

We all die alone user, why are you so afraid of it?

Eww, no.

Anything besides default male Shep looks fucking hideous, so no

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Yes but only so i could fuck Traynor. Something about her is so hot

FemRenegade for life.

I did on my renegade playthrough. Jennifer Hale has a good bitch voice.
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I play MaleShep because I want to bang all the alien waifus. Samara best milf.

I do have a new file with Femshep and I'm making her a total bitch lol

Yes, and I made her take as many dicks as possible.

First time I played male, second time which was in 2017 I went female for mods giving her a better face and edi's outfit.

>play fem
>image the sex
>self insert as the female
There is nothing wrong with this,prove me wrong.

>Playing as a female in an RPG
Unironically gay

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If you're a woman

>can't take the big krogan cock
fucking bioware

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if there is ever a choice between playing a male character or female character with no true gameplay differences and you pick female, you are a faggot

this is a universal fact all humans intuitively know. Most will ignore this post because it's like i'm saying "the sky is blue" but some select few heretics may be offended. You are wrong. Stop being wrong. Faggot.

how else am i going to romance garrus?

renegade femshep that only romanced kelly in me3, and male paragon shep that romanced tali only.

Just pick a female romance option.

To get used like a slut.

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This guy gets it

Why yes. I always play as a girl.

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I especially liked the hidden dialogue option when negotiating with the varren pitfighter.

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Someone should make a gigachad of Mark Vanderloo to use in Mass Effect threads

KROGAN COCK

>he has this pic saved

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sauce?

You kust gonna post that withou providing some salsa
Fuck you nigga.
Fuck you and your momma

This

e621 . net/post/show/970573

Based

>he doesn't have this pic saved

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No. As a game geared towards feeling semi-realistic, it would make no sense to have a female protagonist, as she would be completely ineffectual.

Worse than furfags

That's an old stereotype, and it's only really true for auburns, not true redheads.

I tried playing first ME as a male Shepard first, thought he sounded completely robotic, restarted and played the entire trilogy as femshep.

you have horrible taste in men, he's fucking hot

You're goddamn right I did. Got that blue alien pussy too, look at her, she can barely contain herself

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not my first run of the trilogy. after the sour taste ME3 left in my mouth, i redid the first two games as her.

I wanted to have lesbian sex with Chakwas so bad

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wild, drunk, slippery lesbian sex

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Whoah what the fuck!? Dude chill I'm just trying to see shepherd get fucked by an alien, what the hell's your problem?

>lesbian

Dilate. Chakwas was made to milk prostates.

the first one was based, some of the best worldbuilding I've seen, god it was good

No, but only because I was still in denial as to wanting to play as a girl all the time. Then again, she's not very cute so it's not like I missed out.

I'm actually playing Mass Effect with a FemShep.

I missed Kazumi's quest in ME3 and now replaying the game with a Sentinel.

Wish the game was better. I don't like I that I feel I'm like leading the X-Men.

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Should have made her a romance option.
>dropped everything to help Shepard
>doesn't have Joker's guilt
>piercing eyes and sensitive souls
Shepard made her sploosh

My first playthrough of 1 yes, but femshep is trash and I then replayed 1 and the rest of the trilogy as shepard

every time I play ME I remake same custom Shepard
>black backswept hair
>dark brown eyes
>strong roman nose
>landing strip goatie
>decent but not overly large jaw
>full renegade unless talking to my wife Tali

I play males in western RPGs and female in jap shit

You’re a faggot unless you fucked garrus

Only for my Renegade build because bitchy women get me sprung.

Nope
Cant nag the reapers to death

Can't bone Liara or Miranda as femshep.

no cuz im not a tranny

This is the best Mass Effect SFM pairing.

I played as Femshep, romanced Liara & killed Kaidan for not having a vagina

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>killed Kaidan for not having a vagina
That's essentially what I did too except I played Male Shep.

they get Netflixed

This

Based

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no but i suck big blue asari cock

>asari
>cock
user, I have news for you

>space him

come home earth man

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>Did
I still do. Actually about to start up a fresh run through the trilogy when I finish what I'm currently playing (And finally decide what class to play).

I always bounced between classes between games and want to stay consistent for at least a cycle. Was originally thinking infiltrator but realized I liked the special ones in the me3 multiplayer a lot more than the actual single player one. So now thinking Vanguard.

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Vanguard is some fun shit. It isn't soldier broken in 1 but it's very powerful. Team up with Wrex for max smash. 2 is honestly the hardest game for Vangaurd, and it's just silly in 3, easy solo on insanity.

Facts.

REMINDER FEMSHEPFAGS

90% OF ALL MASS EFFECT PLAYERS PICK MALE SHEP

Only trannies or betas pick Femshep

"but femshep has better voice act-"

COPE

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>he doesn’t
Get a load of this stupid fag.

Mass effect would have been so much better if the reapers had been stopped in th first game and th marquees has gone back to being space black ops and dealing with the fallout of advanced tech and power struggles. But no we got “muh ancient evil awakens” biofaggotry.

Yes.

Liara a best.

What's an episode?

I want to replay the trilogy now.

Do pirated copies have any problems detecting save files?

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Jack is better with a bald head than her shitty ME3 ponytail

Kek

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If you could pick a race and class for ME, what would you pick?

Quarian Infiltrator for me.

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MALE
HUMAN
VANGUARD

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Did full series play throughs once with paragon male Shephard and once as renegade femShep
Both of my Shephards exclusively fuck aliens

Why did they have to kill this series?

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Nope, everything is fine
Go for it, man

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Because

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Play Sheploo, then femshep
and if you romance anyone but garrus as femshep you are gay

>Playing femshep
>not romancing Liara or Traynor
I think you might be the gay one

Yes. Even though I am a male, playing as females in videogames has always felt more natural to me. I now refuse to play games where I can't play as a female. Even if I try I quickly lose interest if I'm forced to play though the perspective of a male. I wonder why.

It's because you're a tranny in denial

Yes, and i created a redhead drunk bitch with rage control problems, killing instict,violente behaviour and sexual feeling for depressed lizarman hitmans..........a pretty weird character.

What does that mean?

>liara
acceptable but inferior
>traynor
3 gay 5 me

at least nobody here picked jacob right?

>tfw played as Femshep and as a french woman with black hair, green eyes and big tits with a french accent in Saint's Row 4
>tfw can do lesbian scenes in both

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>Garrus
This is objectively correct. Also, r8 my Shepherd.

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>Play Femshep
>Romance Liara and then Thane while keeping Liara romanceable for ME3
>inb4 "gay tranny!"
>Do it because it makes for a compelling story of love, loss, and change.
Yea Forumstards still think everything revolves around their dick and that liking a character in a video game means you want to fuck them in real life. You lot need to get laid sometime if that is your only thought when playing a game.

Soldier 0-1
Engineer 2-3
Adept 4-5
Infiltrator 6-7
Sentinel 8-9
Vanguard 0

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no
Male shep was funier

disgusting swampbeast sticc.

She cute

wait what's 0

Vanguard

>played the trilogy 3 times
>every single time i was a soldier
I mean why the fuck would i play as anything else?

>Liara will never pin you down and inform you that asari conception is a voluntary action
>Meaning she knows for 100% that she WILL be pregnant after she takes you for the ride of your life tonight

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>play beef mcchunkhuge soldier male shepard
>play psychotic biotic vanguard femshep
I feel like it works well

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Soldier? Every single time? Seriously?

I've always used both male and female characters in any game that gives the option.

When it comes to Mass Effect though, femshep is the clearly superior option.
And of course I romanced Garrus.

>actually wanting alien freak babies
Disgusting.

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a few times, I played ME 1 and 2 a bit more than I should have.

As much as I love Infiltrator, I've always felt that Shepherd's "real class" was always either Soldier or Vanguard. Both classes get in the thick of combat and lead teams. Infiltrators are too sneaky, adepts are too pussy, engineers are too nerdy, and sentinels are too supportive.

No, i played as male shepard with custom face because i'm not a faggot.
I also shut down all romance subplots because this is a space game not a dating sim

Femshep loves shota cock

>doesnt have an impregnation fetish
Imagine being such a beta you dont get hard at the thought of achieving your biological goal.

Living Explosion

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I GET IT

>hello I'm the most boring person on the planet

no i played default man shepard and died on the suicide mission on part 2. great moment

No. The only good romance for her is Garrus, but narratively he works better as a bro rather than a bf. Also, I can never get a custom Shep to look right so I just go with the default look, and FemShep's default is fucking ugly except for in 3, but I can't play as 3's default FemShep in previous games unless I fiddle with the face customiser, in which case we're just back to the initial problem of the customiser being shit.
So fuck it, default ManShep every time. Also Mark Meer's robotic voice acting in ME1 grew on me after a while.

Why does this feel like a mass effect thing?
youtube.com/watch?v=zW3YB2ptGws

>m]150 / 36 / 93 / 1 [Update] [Auto]
I play as an infiltrator or an engineer because I like fucking up shit from a distance. also, HACK EVERYTHING. I am a loot whore; i lose my mind if I find a chest I can't open

Which character is that? It kinda looks like Vega but I can't tell.

The kid

sauce

>porn is non-canon
cringe

I've played through 1 and 2 4 times and went vanguard every time

I played the trilogy like ten time and only played as a soldier male Sheploo, got any problem with that?

do you seriously not know who starchild is?

>Variety is the spice of life user

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I only finished ME1 and ME2 with my Male Shep.

I still haven't finished 3 but will get around to it. Andromeda will be a fem-Ryder experience.

I don't like playing filler character.

Soldier Sheploo is the canon way

It's an RPG so obviously yes.

Yes. I've done the following full trilogy playthroughs.

Male/Liara
Male/Ashley
Male/Tali
Female/Kaidan
Female/Garrus
Female/Thane

Female/Kaidan is my favorite. It's probably the most natural, realistic, give and take relationship possible. There's no weird hero-worship or mentor/teacher shit like Garrus and Tali, no I'll always follow you and agree with you everything you do and say like a lost puppy like Liara, and no just general fuckyness like Thane.

They get together in a somewhat natural manner, fight and argue like real couples do, then work past their differences and disagreements to get back together. ME1 Kaidan may be boring but he makes up for it in 3. Don't get me wrong the other romances are good in their own way, but that's the one that feels the most like an actual relationship.

>hello i buy games for the romances and support the turning of legitimate games into shitty dating sims

This guy knows what's goud.

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I've played through both multiple times (at least three times each) through all three games. Male I've played through both ways, femshep is always renegade, always no romance, and always an engineer. I have multiple males, but only one femshep.

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There is no canon Shepard, that's the whole point. Though if we're talking intentions, before the option to choose your gender, Shepard was actually planned to be a woman. How's that for filler?
And ten times only as a soldier every time? You sound pretty fucking boring.

>Andromeda will be
>Will be
Don't do it user! It's not worth it!

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Facts:
ME is an RPG
ME has extremely high replay value
I've personally played through ME 7 times, staring on number 8, and I've played Femshep 3 times now.
Go back to rëddit you absolute omega faggot.

I tried a couple of times but it doesn't feel right and I go back to default male Shepard. I guess it's boring but the default face just feels more like an actual person which it is and not something that came out of a character creator. Also Femshep just reminds me of Neil Hamburger.

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I think it's just based on whoever you played first.

I did a femshep first and can't really get into manshep.

Copy that.

Soldier. Play on insanity and don't use any powers except for grenades. Immunity is allowed in 1 because of all the bullshit CC mobs throw at you.

Nothing else. Not even ammo ones. Take adrenaline rush off your bar and if you even accidentally press it once you have to start the entire trilogy over again.

Tell me about krogan cock, why is it so good?

SOGOOD

I guess now we know where that scale itch came from

He's right though. I like playing women in games because it's nice visiting a fantasy world where women are actually competent and not worthless garbage only good for the holes between their legs.

Femshep is a total fantasy. There has never been a woman in history even a quarter as badass, willful, and skilled at combat as her and likely never will be because real women are fucking weak and have the minds of children. There are a few unicorns that have the minds of teenagers but none capable of femshep levels. It's interesting to play as a female like her to study a "what if women aren't shit" kind of scenario.

cope tranny

Male shep, is better voice acted.
Jennifer Hale just can't do loud with the voice she use.

i really liked mass effect 3's multiplayer a whole fucking lot back in the day on ps3

how did andromeda's compare?

The universal complaint about MaleShep is his performance compared to FemShep.

No, because I'm not a tranny.

this is why biotics femshep is good
seems not so universal if people disagree

Cope with what? You could at least make your meme insults appropriate.

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Jennifer hale is a piece of shit VA so fuck no.

Mass Effect 1 meer's worse than hale.
Mass effect 3 meer's better than hale. Mass Effect 2 they are about the same.

I know of one who is neurotic as fuck and is a bar bum at 22. friend who dated her for like a year says she used to break his shit all the time if he didn't pay attention to her.

now she is single and a bar bum, has a beer belly too lolol. still hot enough to sell herself on the internet tho

Had this same issue. The truth, at least for me, was Mark did a better Paragon and Jennifer did a better Renegade so I went through all three games as both.

>being a talifag
>I tried playing first ME as a male Shepard first, thought he sounded completely robotic, restarted and played the entire trilogy as femshep.
the thing is that Meer gradually gets better as the games go on (and personally I actually like him in 1, though I won't deny Hale is better) while Hale if anything gets a touch worse

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No you disgusting tranny. I do not self insert as women and watch myself get fucked by alien cocks. I prefer to play a MAN character who I self insert to and watch MYSELF fuck women.

I did once just for kicks
also it's hilarious how meh most of the romances are for femsheps and is basically solely saved by letting you romance Garrus. I mean you literally get cucked if you were dumb enough to pick Jacob
>MShep
>hideous
shit taste not even memeing
it's actually about 20% according to Bioware's own stats
>he doesn't play both genders at least once to see the potential differences
seething newfag

About to start my first playthrough, which class? Is there a big difference if I kill the male or female dude at the start of the game?

>being a quarian
literally why? you're seen as a suitrat by everyone else who lives on ships all your life and will die if said suit happens to fuck up while not on sterilized ships. You can even take them off for years even if you retake Rannoch.
I'd pick Asari since I'd like 1000 years and life is basically on easy mode

>not being a Talifriend

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>spoiler
The massive irony is myself and other gayfags have played as femshep just for the garrus romance route.universal good taste though

based

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>no yandex
>no google
>no iqdb
>no saucenao
>no tineye
>no title.
god fucking damn it cropposters are the worst.

2>3>1 >>>ME:A (Minus 3's ending)
2>1>3 >>>ME:A (as whole)

Althrough, ME:A gameplay and crafting makes up for the bottom-tier story, there is close to no replayability because how versatile the pathfinder can be skill-wise and how shallow the dialogues are

You dont really believe in reapers do you? I mean really, immortal sentient starships waiting in dark space? what a silly idea

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I personally like soldier. Being able to use all of the different guns is more fun than having tech or bio powers that all feel the same

I'm a big fan of Vanguard, but it has a very specific quasi-melee playstyle that some people don't like.

Soldier if you want to breeze through it, adept or sentinel for fun.

>sentinel
*Vanguard

What a garbage statement from you. This was almost interesting to read until you puked that up. You're projecting hardcore. You don't know that user, to assume everyone thinks the same as you is disgusting. Think about your feelings and be ashamed.

"On second thought... let us not go to the Citatel. 'Tis a silly place."

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How's Palaven?

Chadguards rise up

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Yeah. I honestly preferred her default look in the first two games, don't see the reason why they changed it.

Vanguard lets you play as a shotgun wielding a shotgun

which is?
I've played all the games multiple times in both genders.
Meer has an easier time pulling out emotions to his lines, than Hale. Especially in the more bombastic lines, to which hale's performance falls flat sometimes.
Its probably because they both use the same lines, but its tailored more to Male Shepard.

I did hate how the Turians were shown to be getting fucked by a billion reapers but weh pls come help earth and ignore your own burning planet
Mass Effect 3 had so much focus on earth, but I want to go to the other planets that are interesting REEEE BIOWARE FUCKING PLEBS

to be fair the Alliance got utterly BTFO and the whole getting the galaxy together was as much about the crucible as saving Earth, really the only reason we even went back to Earth was because of the incredibly retarded
>Reapers moving the Citadel above Earth
bit

Surely earth is more important even if Shepard doesn't have any connection to it

exactly but even before the crucible is the big thing of the moment you are heading off to the most fucked race in the galaxy for help whose planet is about 40% fire at this stage, rather than, say, the Asari or Salarians who havent even seen the reapers anywhere near their main forces.
"hey i know you are all dying but uhh please help"
instead of saying yes but get us krogan please, they should have just said fuck off

After hearing Hale voice so many times in so many different games starting from fucking Baldurs Gate 2 and all the way to Halo franchise, I can't take characters she voices anymore. Not because she's bad, I'm just so fucking tired of her being everywhere.

I do, but the porn is non-canon. FemShep would have never had the opportunity to suck his dick outside of a dream sequence, and dreams don't count. Unless she sucks off the hologram starchild, which is not the form being portrayed in that webm.

The Turians were the policemen of the galaxy and had the single largest fleet of everyone, like the dreadnaught treaty allowed them 5 for every 3 the asari/salarians had and 1 the humans did. It's not like Earth's forces would be aware of the fact they were getting hit hard too.

As for actually helping that was purely due to the Primarch dude and to be honest was pretty logical
>hey I'll back you guys up at a later date IF you give me the forces to possibly unfuck the state of my homeworld

AGP

It does make sense I guess, I just hate the focus on erf
Fighting in the burning ruins of Palaven would have been some real kino but it was not to be, a massive galaxy spanning adventure shouldnt end in fucking london of all places.

>a massive earth spanning adventure
Fixed. ME wasn't about galaxy since ME2.

indeed

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yes, in ME1 and 2 i played as femshep

I have the same issue with Steve Blum. He is everywhere and always sounds the same.

Nope. Mark Meer sounds more like a space commander from a pulp serial, and that's what I wanted to play Mass Effect as. It always seems to me that people who extol the virtues of FemShep tend to either be female empowerment types, or tryhards who say things like "dude she sounds SO badass and battle-hardened! She actually sounds threatening man!" as if ME is anything but space shlock

I notice Blum in every role he plays, but that voice is like asmr to me.

it's a mystery. At least we'll be able to shit on the reboot in 2025

youtube.com/watch?v=sd7oC3wmpuA

Sometimes he fits rignt in (Dawn of War II Eliphas, Cyrus were awesome, MC from Bulletstorm, Oghren from DAO, etc), but other times it's feels like they pay him in food or something, because he just doesn't emote at all. And he definitely not the man to voice extras like random mooks in Arkham games.

Faux-hawk ponytail Jack is more fun, but I like bald Jack better, too.

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>Mass Effect has universal translators, so all in-game dialogue is technically translated
>Asari correctly use he/she, despite not having words for either in their language

That's because half of them have dicks,

> Alien language gets translated into English
> Instead of sounding like a human or an Alien, it sounds like a human with a voice filter.

Hey, he can't help it if they hire him for that voice only

>dude she sounds SO badass and battle-hardened!
She sounds like she has sore throat everytime she has to sound tough.

Nobody played as frecklebeast.

>I should thus have some revenge for the harm that no-good Nobody has done me.
Who is this Nobody and how dose he keep getting away with it?

It's mentioned in the first game asari understand the concept of two genders because their of reproduction involving a "birthing" parent and a "non-birthing" parent. The latter game say adopting the female gender is just a choice the majority of asari have taken. Some asari have actually adopted the male gender.

The asari would never stoop to the level of including unnecessary language features from an inefficient communication system like English, such as gender pronouns when referring to people who only have one gender. There are plenty of human languages without gender pronouns simply because they hardly ever contribute anything of value into any sentence and only cause issues when misused. Imagine how stupid that would be if they were being used by a mono-gender species just to appease the lignuistical sensibilities of specific language users of one bigender species.

I never played Mass Effect

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if you truly loved mass effect you played as male and femshep twice, both once as paragon and renegade.

underrated

No I didn't play as that tranny looking cunt.

Wrong, the people who died in the 9/11 plane crash died together

>Can't be a turbo space slut

Why bother?

Because it's a goddamn lesbian minefield
>Liara
>Kelly
>Traynor
>Allers
Or you get blacked and he leaves you
>Jacob
Or it's the nicest guy but everyone kills him ;_;
>Kaidan
Leaving you to rape an unwilling space catbird
>Garrus

>playing mass effect in the first place
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck off with your shitty series nigger

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no u

The series may be dead but it will live on as the inevitable Nexflix adaptation

Watched the Castlevania one and was pleasantly surprised, so that might be a fate more kind than an Andromeda sequel.

Those jetpack Turian guys look badass and are super fun to play.

Of course not, because then I'd be morally obligated to romance men. Thus I must play male shepard because then I can romance Jack and have her dom him with her mind powers. Very hot.

>your spoiler
bifag here and I do the exact same thing, although Garrus is the only male character I'd do lewd things with (except for maybe Grunt)

Garrus is such a shitty forced "bro" character I don't understand how anyone but normalfags can give a shit about him.

What an awful opinion

This, and also those playthroughs should have you save Kaidan as well as Ashley.

This.
ME3 plays exactly the same if he's dead lmao.

And what a awful character, though I could say that about pretty much all mass effect characters. Must be popular because it was normalfags first "rpg".

Wrex is the true bro of ME trilogy

Garis is for bro hugs and amazing friendship not interspecies intercourse!

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Ofc, her voice acting is 10x better than the shitty male one.

Really, could have fooled me, you look just like the kind of guy that would play it.

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>not putting him down during his chimp out in 1
Faggot.

Most be mistaking him for this guy.

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This, Wrex also has the best character development.
Meer is pretty bad, true, his canadian really shows but Hale is a conceited bitch who overacts and makes cringy attempts at a husky voice.

>there a people who think frecklebeast had a good VA

oh im laffin

Yes, you're special and better than everyone else

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Omg you're so edgy, wow please stop

You're fucking cringe please get the fuck out pussy

Never once claimed that, I just said mass effect is shit, which it is.

Sauce?

But I wanna self insert in romance so my PP can become THE BIG PP! This means I must play male shep. What kind of guy could self inserts as a woman, imagine the utter horror, the trauma, broken childhood, twisted genes and disturbing thought process of a man who self inserts as women, truely a chilling concept. The true patrician taste is to role play as a snail like alien trying to mate with humans, of course. But no one is based enough to give us the best gaming experience ever, yet.

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I can't not play her as Renegade.

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Studio FOW's red riding hood I think

Couldn't make her into a goth girl with long hair, so no.
That's my requierement for me to play as a girl.

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Lmao no, anyone who believes this must be fucking deaf. Both are shit in 1, Meer gets somewhat better in 2, and improves a lot by 3. Hale stays just as bad.

Fuck why the best looking animation are always with some animals cock or fucking futa

ALWAYS

FUCK

>2 is honestly the hardest game for Vangaurd
the fuck are you on about? charge + krogan shotgun is instagib
fuck outta here jenkins

The true test is finding out what they did in dragon's dogma, did they create a male arisen and female pawn or are they totally and undebatably homosexual?

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Its accurate for a women.

Yeah man, being a vanilla fag is eternal pain

>not into beast

What's wrong with you user?

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When will it end?

Is it too much to ask to have some normal porn these days?

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Sorry I can't, I still have my sanity

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... not really in to choking, I'm more of gentle and cuddly kind of person, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Does this mean futa with horse penis has the best animations?

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>femshep
No because I hated the gay nicknames you faggots give to these things.

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Maybe i don't know man, don't want to think about it

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It's an interesting concept, I've seen alot of futa pron, compared to vanilla, I have a really hard time finding stuff that feels quite as good. Especially stuff that focuses more on the girls pleasure. normally the guys that do futa also seem to do pretty good lesbian stuff as well.

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Goddamn, who's the character?

looks like Mila from Dead or Alive. Never played those games but I do know she's still my favorite.

Mila from Dead or Alive

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>female space marines
NOPE
The male voice actor was a lot more snarky.

>everyone hates krogan cock
>probably the one thing i've masturbated the most to

DUDE YOU ARE A NEWFAG RETARD NOOB

>the porn is non-canon.
All the best one is and who gives a fuck.
There is more porn of femshepXstarchild than my actual favorite pairing ;_;

>actual favorite pairing
who?

Femshep is for krogan kock

I am ashamed to name it.
Think of the most vanilla pairing possible, that's it.

Maleshep and Ashley?

The best female is the medical bay granny but too bad she's not romancable

Sheploo and Liara?

Not reverse it
I hate Liara

Femshep and Kaidan? That might technically count as vanilla af but considering how many people don't give a shit about Kaidan it's not as incredibly boring as Sheploo+Ashley

Yes
Ashley deserves the nuke

Only in my second play, I played a no nonsense military women with a stick in her ass that allowed no fun and would choose to murder everything in her way
My male shepard was compassionate and friendly, the kinda guy who will give a beer your first day and try to resolve anything with low casualties

Jennifer Hale sounds the fucking same in every sci-fi game, guff female soldier type

Mark Meer is goofy and endearing.

if their are romance options, the only feasible character is pic
otherwise female is kino

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he's a bro in real life to, actually plays rpg's.
Has said in interviews he's played the games multiple times.
Also dresses up as Shepard for conventions

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It was 10% in ME1, 20% in ME3

No

>dresses up for conventions

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I agree. Kaidan is a cunt at first but when he comes around he's vastly superior to Assley

I can never get over how that is Ashley Williams.
She doesn't sound like a fat negress in the games

It get weirder.
She also voiced Juliet's insane sister Rosalind.
A fat negress voiced a ditzy blonde 16 year old.

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Big place...

For you

>this happened
dailydot.com/parsec/mass-effect-cosplay-pax-east/

>took over a hour before someone said it
This board is dead.

No, I'm not a woman or a faggot.

>space gypsy
Reminder if you didn't let the geth exterminate these faggots and then pick destroy to wipe put the geth, destroying all traces of the Quarian people you are a fucking cuck. Also don't cure the genophage and shoot Wrex during his chimp out.

Well, at least Kaiden isn't half bad.

>Faggot BAAAAWWWWWW species

I like quarians but they are so fucking overated.

Say what you will about the quality but that was pretty based of them

It's the face model
A gay BR underwear model
A fucking BR
With the same last name as me and I'm not BR

>Obey your salarian jew overlords or else!

If the Jews were the ones keeping the niggers in check I would.

SOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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No but last night I played a flash game where I played as femshep working glory holes.

Man, if Kaiden looked like that in-game...

No homo.

Was he right?

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>tfw can't romance your own femshep

Reminder that Jackeline is Based and Redpilled, and she wants to be a housewife and its mama bear to shep and the crew.

Tali and the other woman are nothing but SJW whores and degenerates.

>Jackeline
damn secondaries

Cute face

>When you notice that Female SS and Cait looks in Fallout 4 are really Based on Femshep and Jack because both VA's worked in ME, with Nora/Fem SS VA being Jack with a longer 60's hair and no makeup.

Holy Mother of References Todd!

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Pretty sure she can't have kids, what with those vivisection scars everywhere

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>yfw she's 50 years old

she can bear children, but its reserved to Sheppard.

worth pirating these games or was the ending of 3 that atrocious?

>Cait
Utterly destroyed for me because she resembles the frecklebeast so much.
She farms tatoes full time at Sanctuary with MacCready like good Irishfolk.

if you can pirate the extended ending and leviathan it's not that bad

Yes, pirate with no fear, BiowEAr deserves no money
Mod ME3's ending, it becomes 1000% better

There's mods and Creation kit for that user, also Better Cait

Nope eventho I always go for f.

I'm playing through ME1 as Captain Kirk (TOS) right now, really fits

Huh.
So you're the same user asking for backstory advice the other day.

Can't be arsed with FO4 anymore, unoptimized piece of shit. It was running like ass with a new RX580.
Best companions are Valentine and Hancock anyway.
I just let the Irish farm tatoes, it's hilarious.

yes, having a blast

Be sure to post screenshots and greentext as you go.
I had a blast doing my 'only zaeed made it out the trilogy' playthrough

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Yeah, space lesbians are fun

yes. and i fucked every female i could too

I disagree and I prefer femshep. She was like a 40 year old nurse and it was believable. I didn’t like her but it made sense she was just an old bitch who gave up.

Been taking some screenshots of kirkesque moments, wish I could romance EDI
>MUH SHIP
post your ss/greentext

>ME1
>Tyrone Shepard, Earthborn, Ruthless
>The baddest, blackest Canadian in the Milky Way
>Punch Al-Jilani
>Kill Rachni Queen
>Ashley survives Virmire
>Kill Council
>Pick Udina for Council
>ME2
>Punch Al-Jilani
>Shoot Conrad on foot, dies later
>Kill Samara over Morinth
>No ship upgrades
>Crew gets kidnapped
>Do a bunch of random assignments and take my sweet time
>Go through the Omega 4 Relay
>Jack eats a lazor, dies
>Kasumi gets blasted, dies
>Thane gets impaled, dies
>Volunteer Jacob to vents, dies
>Legion leads distraction team, dies
>Garrus escorts Chakwas back, dies
>Cocky Miranda holds biotic bubble, Tali gets seeker swarmed and dies
>Kill babby Reaper, Mordin in squad dies
>Miranda leading the ground team dies, Grunt too
>Shepard makes it out alive
>Keep the base
>ME3
>Punch Al-Jilani
>Tell Allers to fuck off, later dies
>Don't recuit Javik
>Sabotage Genophage cure, kill Padok Wiks
>Female Krogan dies
>Kill Wrex in confrontation
>Kill Ashley during the coup
>Genocide Quarians over Geth
>STEEEEVE dies
>Kill banshee Morinth
>Low EMS, Vega and Liara die on the beam run
>Kill Illusive Man
>Pick Destroy, wipe geth, EDI
>Shepard dies
>Only Zaeed made it out alive that day

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Aww fuck forgot to say I shot Udina too

>Tyrone Shepard
I thought I was the only one who did this, but he was bald and had a big moustache

you got this scene right?
youtube.com/watch?v=O6Jm6UvC9xI

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>not telling them both to fuck off

Fuck off faggot

nice, sounds like that actually took a lot of work to kill everyone but Zaeed. It's especially annoying trying to kill that thot miranda

I really want a bones and spock, and I'm tempted to kill someone in the suicide mission so I can have a Wrath of Khan moment but I don't know who

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I did, but I nodded her to look like the ME3 cover girl instead of this goblin that Bioware ended up modeling.
Why can’t this fucking company do anything right ever?

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>being gay

but femshep x liara is the purest form of love

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Tyrone Shepard has no time for whores
except Sha'ira ;_;

What about Thane?

I wish Tali was bigger

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Haha I always forget that useless excuse of a cunt character, he fucking sucks, that alien Carth

Don't insult my waifu

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Why would you make muh father your waifu?
She's the only character that you know for a fact has been blacked.

Garrus.
Fucking do it, kill him for the drama.

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you are missing out user, it's a lot of fun

I wish I could romance fem garrus no homo

>minefield
Only because the only decent choices are Liara and Traynor.
>degenerate space dogfucker
>lmao Chobot modeled to be somehow even more repulsive
And even if you want to wait until 3 to romance Liara when she’s not A. basically a kid or B. a cunt, you gotta take care when talking to her because she interprets anything as romantic advances.
Which reminds me I still gotta do a Traynor fun of ME3 with no prior romances. True love route right there.

>not wanting to be daddy

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You can do that in Andromeda
Vetra is basically a female version of Garrus

Her daddy sure.
Not daddy of her children, what with her dried out ovaries.

Yeah but I wish she wasn't in worst game.

>Why would you make muh father your waifu?

Because aside from being the hottest character in ME she's a nice chemistry with Shepard and she is a nice tsundere.

>She's the only character that you know for a fact has been blacked

And she dumped him like the trash he is

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bad guys are never right :) source: i'm a good guy

And that's why I'm a Femshep/Kaidan vanilla cunt for life

It always amazes me how long lived Mass Effect threads are, especially considering they are a daily occurrence and are for a dead series.

tempting, but won't I be missing a lot in ME3
I've only played it twice

Kaiden is your bro and oldest friend, he can be the wrath of khan moment
>SAAARREEEEENNNN

I want it back

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ME3 plays exactly the same without Garrus, he contributes nothing to the main quest. Other characters that died in 2 get replaced with literal whos but Garrus's scenes are just not there.

because good games never die, i feel like i wanna replay it every day - i just don't have the time

Imagine having nothing better to do than to go into threads telling how dead their series are

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I remember making this pic, good times

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no, Kirk doesn't romance crew under his command so I rejected ashley
which sucks because she is my favourite romance

Yes, she is hot and badass.

*sigh*

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>It just smells like sweat, why would you even ask that

Absolutely based

It was for the best, fren

I love this series, but we'll never get another game.
The series is dead user.

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It feels like you're catching pokemon in space

I think it's perfectly fine for him to sound stiff in most conversations, feels more like a military officer. I personally found that he does a good job of showing the right emotions at the right time.
He gets way more expressive as the series goes on too, which is also fitting because Shepard becomes something much more than a military officer as the series goes on and he becomes more personally invested.

>Feel like playing ME trilogy to completion finally
>Already had 2 false starts

How do i get in the mood for space stuff?

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There hasn't been anything like it since, in spite of its flaws.

I still feel like I'm the only person who chose his ending

>reading
>comprehension

I chose his ending on my first playthrough, but I've always been Destroy since

>gotta wait for some specialist in help chat to merge accounts properly to get dlc since the first guy royally fucked it up and lied to me
should have just pirated it

Yup, you said it.

You know it's a realm shame that MEA got shitposted to death, because the groundwork for a fantastic game is there.

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Not it isn't.

Ruined by a B team of faggots and trannies, affirmative action yay!

No it isn't the premise is retarded, and the main plot is terrible.
the new friendly species is gay
and the new baddie species is a Saturday morning cartoon.

haha no reason, just a j/k ;P

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Yes it is
You still say this shit when it's known that it was the upper management who ruined the game because they had no idea what they were doing?
But the exploration is fun and driving the new car feels great, the combat is fast and fluid while being tons of fun and the game offers you many different ways to build your character.

Andromeda’s only has the “groundwork for a fantastic game” on the most basic level i.e. the premise of “going to an entire new galaxy”.
Every from then on out was done wrong.
>go to new galaxy, no crazy new biomes/alien planets
>aliens are just basic humanoids even though they evolved in an environment literal MILLIONS of light years away from the Milky Way (like, come on, even the MW had shit like the hanar which are far more alien than anything found in an entire different galaxy)
>story is crap, obviously
>bad characters which are also ugly to boot because of both affirmative action and B-team not knowing how to operate Frostbite
>Asari trannies
And much more shit I don’t feel like writing down now. My point is, to make a good MEA, you’d basically need to start from scratch with just the idea “Mass Effect, but in the Andromeda galaxy”.

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Come home earth boy~

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Quarian milkers

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For me it's Liara.

Look at one post above yours
>aliens are just basic humanoids even though they evolved in an environment literal MILLIONS of light years away from the Milky Way (like, come on, even the MW had shit like the hanar which are far more alien than anything found in an entire different galaxy)
Even that can be explained by just saying that we haven't seen all the alien live forms in the galaxy.

Actually it is explained by convergent evolution. Doubt most dumbfuck Yea Forumsirgins know what is.

Aliens coming from an environment similar to that of Earth's will likely posses some attributes recognizable to native Earth life. As well we can't ignore that Mass Effect is a game with limited amounts of time, budget, and memory for its development, and so giving aliens basic human skeletons and animations saves a lot on all of those costs.

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Xen wanted the D

How about you Xeno's come to my home
Our knowledge of Convergent evolution is 100% based on Earth life. But it's a scfi setting, don't be like that

Absolutely

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>Religion BAD the Anime
No, thanks.

Come to my house you damn gypsy

>Our knowledge of Convergent evolution is 100% based on Earth life. But it's a scfi setting, don't be like that

It's based on life, period. We have seen things like eyes and wings evolve independently many times in Earth's history. It is thus logical that similar things would evolve on other worlds under similar environmental pressures. Alien planets are still governed by the same laws of the universe. That goes for different galaxies too.

*BOMF*

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Yes, I'm sure the upper management were the ones who made a character hold a pistol backwards and animated the greatest fight scene in game and cinema history

youtube.com/watch?v=VQNcIfEURrI

Andromeda was garbage from the beginning and the people involved just made it worse. It killed ME.

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It didn't make too much sense, but the big daddy of the Reapers, Harbinger, was leading the assault on Earth, so I guess they wanted to take out the leader

It was upper management who had no direction for the game and had nothing to show for the game until the last 18 months
youtube.com/watch?v=D12n35evy0Y

I wouldn't say the groundwork is fantastic, but it does give way to some potentially decent stuff.
>SAM and the whole symbiotic AI thing
>The Scourge and Dark Matter
>The Benefactor and the true purpose of the Andromeda Initiative
>Background Kett stuff (ignoring the generic cartoon villain shit and the boring antagonist)
>Your Autism Twin being the only living being who knows about the existence of the Reapers and the potential fate of the Milky Way, and having to be the one who has to share the news with everyone else.
>Cryopod technology being half-assed and bringing into play the fact that many colonists have been changed mentally and are more predisposed to being violent criminals than they originally were.
>Exploration
Too bad the game focuses on being a Marvel quipfest and a broken piece of shit instead. Extra credit to BioWare for retconning and pulling bullshit out of their asses like Clan Nakmor having a genophage cure, the Asari pronoun debacle, and deliberately sending faggots who can't reproduce unless forced to on a mission to colonize an entirely new galaxy.

>like Clan Nakmor having a genophage cure
They didn't have a cure, they had a mutation that allowed to overcome the effects of the genophage. Which isn't the first time it happens to Krogans
>deliberately sending faggots who can't reproduce unless forced to on a mission to colonize an entirely new galaxy.
Sometimes the faggots are the ones with the skills needed to colonize

I genuinely think the problem with Andromeda came from the Citadel DLC for ME3 and how that was received by the fanbase.
The writing and banter is very similar

yeah until i realized i couldnt romance best girl Jack

>the skills needed to colonize
the skills needed to colonize is being able to breed. Faggots are a biological dead end, they don't breed.
It'd be like if the Asari decided to send out a colonization group of Ardat Yakshi

Yeah, but Citadel was a series send-off. Full of references, jokes and a not very serious plot line specially because of that. The whole of ME3 is not like Citadel, not even the other 3 DLCs.
You can’t just make a full mainline game as a self-referential parody if there’s nothing to parody or reference yet.

>a Marvel quipfest
Fucking this. It's so cringeworthy when it started in the original trilogy and now it's on roids. It's like fanfiction.

I get the felling that you don't know how reproduction works
>the skills needed to colonize is being able to breed
Sure that helps, but if all you know is how to breed how are you going to get your agricultural projects going? Communication network? Supply lines? Hunting? Manufacturing? Documentation? Environment study? Animal study? Sanctification infrastructure? Justice system?

Yes I know. But Bioware apparently didn't and thought hur dur people like this irreverent banter, lets make an entire game where this is the dialogue.

>help me save my sister

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Soldier in ME1, Vanguard for ME2 and 3. I justify it with Shep's revival adding some biotics and tech because TIM says so.

Dies no matter what.

Why colonize in the first place? It's not like everyone believes in the reaper threat
and the Andromeda initiative arks ae full of fags and trannies, some furthering of their species they'll do. Or maybe the fags and trannies were exiles to another galaxy all along and Bioware is secretly based and redpilled by breaking the 4th wall and killing a game and a franchise in one fell swoop

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sure many have pointed this out already but it's nice to pick a girl just to get something to look at. but when romancing is an option i'll stick to male.

If you voted for the blonde you should gas yourself

Anything that gets me closer to shoving my face into that ass

Nice

Double nice

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BRAAAAAPFFPFPF

Some ask "why the engineering"?

Then someone else suggested this gem: she wanted everyone to know you're hers. It's the spot Tali would be looking at and Jack works directly underneath that area.

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>Jack works
Er, sits/broods/whatever

Only ever played as Femshep. Whenever I tried maleshep I abandoned it quickly. I like the male shep's default look but his VA is just bad.

>you cant breed the female krogan that gets impressed by shep in ME2 grunt quest
shit game, shit series

Pity he literally never uses biotics in cutscenes and it's never brought up

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Why?

>shepard-kun!

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he had the right idea but he was too retarded and weak to execute it

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Well if everyone is posting bimbo Miranda, might as well go all out
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3106036

>pushes ass into groin after the momentum stops

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no way user

Watch Red Dwarf, Futurama
Hell, the new season of Archer is cool

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I remember sniping mobs out from under vanguards for fun.

I don't play female characters where they design the game where the character is (you)

Well, it's not really (you). You are just controlling someone else.

it's not really (you)
(you) are more like a voice in a schizo's mind guiding them towards certain actions

I don't play female characters when the character is either man or a woman. It always turns the woman into cringe dyke. Female protags are fine if the game is build around her

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Which?

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KROGAN all three

Yes but never finished ME, could not get her out of kitchen.

frecklebeast

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You can't have her. She's (you)

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Kinda like this.

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why must life be so cruel

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Playing as a woman is fine, but romancing men is not. Gay femshep all the way.

>WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGAAAAAAH?!

Water is the second most common molecule in the universe. Rocky planets which are the only ones capable of developing sentient life are likely to be water planets. -Which makes them Earth-like. Due to the fact that universal laws are literally universal, all life has the same evolutionary pressures. Humans are the most intelligent life on Earth because the humanoid form is a platform optimized for survival while also supporting a large brain. Any different configurations of the platform would be more difficult to justify. Extra limbs or extra eyes are unnecessary and fewer are too few due to the sufficience of bipedal locomotion and the necessity of two handed tool usage and stereoscopic vision.
The Hanar are an intelligent water-based life form but there's a scientific hypothesis that I can't remember right now that explains how underwater animals are basically a billion times less likely to be able to develop into sentience and form civilizations or technology. So the one alien species in ME that isn't humanoid is actually the least realistic. At least they weren't able to develop language by themselves to I guess there's that.

>all life has the same evolutionary pressures
Nice hypotheses you got there, now about you gather some data to turn it into a theory.
>Humans are the most intelligent life on Earth because the humanoid form is a platform optimized for survival while also supporting a large brain
But the reason we came to dominate this planet is not because of our brain, it was because of our Thumb.

>bioware game
>best girl is (You)
every
fucking
time

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had to, Sheploo put me to sleep

Or your sister

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Beth a shit

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femshep is fucking sexy, especially as a renegade, and maleshep can be an edgelord or a loveable boyscout
they're all great

You should also remember that the creators of the Reapers and the galaxy's only apex species were giant squids

They should have had both Male and Fem Shepard in the game at the same time. So you could romance Fem!Shep as Male!Shep.

You do know they'd be siblings, right?

there was no female option in 1, back when developers weren't retards trying to appease feminists.

youtu.be/sy-eRfupYbA
obligatory

Yes and im still angry i cant smang Tali

Go on.

Yes Jennifer Hales voice is sexy as hell

No romance

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Jack?

You could live 10000 lifetimes but if you never tasted your sisters forbidden fruit, were any of them worth living?

>no female option in 1
Why are you even in this thread

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>now about you gather some data to turn it into a theory.
The data is all the information we know about all the species of animals we know of and their relation to their environment. A theory is the best possible explanation for a phenomenon based on all available evidence that isn't contradicted by any other data and can produce reproducible results in experimentation. It's a theory before we discover aliens and it will be a theory after we discover them if we ever do.
>it was because of our Thumb.
Hawks and chameleons have opposing digits but you don't hear about them doing calculus. They do however have small brains and are stupid. Gibbons and gorillas have opposing digits too. They also have smaller brains than humans and are stupid. So if you're going to insist on reinforcing everything with data that absolutely proves something, you can't make assertions about the necessity of thumbs when brain capacity is better correlated.

Human Soldier, because I'm not a total fucking faggot.