What's the last thing that you want in your video game?

What's the last thing that you want in your video game?

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Lettuce

Number 15...

microtransactions and dlc

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Haha he said the funny thing xD

Number 15

Buuurrger king foot Lett-uce

Shovel Knight cameo

feet fetish

using trannies other than comic relief characters

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Burger King foot lettuce...

hihi he quote the funni man

A patch that fixes all remaining bugs and adds a nice little message thanking players for sticking with the game for all these years.

Blacks desu

But it turns out

That's what you get

>”Mobile Task Force unit Epsilon 11 has entered the -“
>Intercom screech
>”NUMBER FIFTEEN”

yeah fuck that shit
more gambling mechanics please

multiplayer/online gameplay elements

Forced faggotry agendas

A bit meta in context to the game, but aimless, lazy devs. Mojang being the prime example.
You have a concept as amazing as minecraft and all you get are parrots and polar bears every 5 years when they can get off their ass and program for an evening.

games for windows live

Black people

GÆT

gameplay

windows 10 required

multiplayer

This, fags in games has made them unbelievably awful to bear.

keep saying it

I don't want digital distribution

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autistically small details when the base game has little to no interesting shit
>normal game sucks balls
>but look, details that took more time to do than to make the game

Patches shouldn't exist, games should be released without needing a patch

multiplayer achievements

How did he get caught again? Was this back when Yea Forums allowed exif data onto pics?

imagine being this naive

user get out

Paid mods.

Ain't it fUUnnyy youwithhimyousayyouloveme

All games will need a patch eventually due to increasing resolutions and changing operating systems.

Y-yeah that's totally what he suggested haha fucking fascists am I right?

The last thing you want in your video games Yea Forums thread is another boards shitposting but that just might be what you get

Anything presented as a living entity that you must care for on a routine basis. Pet simulators, escort missions, families, cities...I want video games to be a place where I can actually enjoy my solitude, as opposed to real life where it's just soul-crushing.

you can easily make games with arbitrary resolution and framerate support, and as long as future operating systems are dependent on x86 you don't need to do anything other than making a good game

>A dinosaur committing tax fraud

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Lesbians

brump btfo how will he ever recover

old memes

youre mom probably
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a tranny

Number 1: Minorities and Women
The last thing you want in your video game is women and minorities but in todays culture it might just be what you get.
Battlefield players were alarmed when BF1 included a striking amount of negros but that pales in comparison to the next entries creepy creature.
Not only did BFV include a women, which are basically the negros of gender, But it also had a cripple woman. It's unsightly prosthetic arm and feminine figure deterred many from playing it to this day. One Reddit user even claimed: "When I saw the box I knew the Battlefield series was dead".

Stamina bar like on mobile under pretense of introducing healthier game sessions.

to be playing it

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randomized stats/gear drops

Why is it called foot lettuce when it's clearly shoe lettuce?

number 15

Being shocked by electricity to simulate being hit.

NUMBER 15...SEFARRIOT

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thanks user, now it's stuck in my head again.

Because that just makes it woooorrrrse

wtf Yea Forums and /x/ is so scary good thing we're on 4channel

user
Chan is short for channel

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virtue signaling

foot funGAS