Objective: AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

schnishnababagin
schnishnababagin
SAYAYAYAY

SNITSERBOBERSON
SNITSERBOBERSON
SEYEYEYEEAT

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How could he be so cruel house?

Will, why'd you shave Ashley's ASS CHEEKS?

You can have a leg in one hand

and a BREB in the other

let me tell you boys something about women

fuck niggers_________

Do you know how embarrassing it is to have a son

what are some games where the main character feels pain when he's hurt?

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banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks

Pizza hut in the garage?

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MMM M MM MM M M MM M M

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(YOUUUU)

but dad aren't some of those banks?

Yea Forums, your opening statement?

sex

YES!!!

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Statement

What's on ?
Fesh pince TWO!!! you're nastiness
How many feet!?
TWO!!!!

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>Come on. Sit down, relax, turn on the radio. Would you like AMMMM or FOOMMMMMMMMMM???

Makes me laugh every time.

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Why did Carlton want to be made into a sandwich so much? Was his psychology ever explained?

Is Fesh Pince the one thing that everyone on Yea Forums enjoys?

You might aswell kick it.

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I think you're a big boy.

What can you say about Carlton?

Yo check it out, Hey G ponies are comin' on!

That's the way you want it...

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Philip Banks you should kick my but.

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he's Carlton

What the heck is this?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You let those damn boys out of there or i'm going to sit down YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS

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Did he not feel paiaiaian when he was hurhurhurt
I mean I mean did he not shit? Did he not drraer?
Yes was was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles.

My mum My mum

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I'm Henry Firth

And i fail to believe that the world can profit off a man's dick

And i fail to believe
That the world an profit from a man's DICK!

clap yo hands clap yo hands clap yo hands clap yo hands clap yo hands

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The phone's DEAD, WILL!?

e e e e e e
e e e e e

>game has a weight limit
I'm not carryin all of this WOOD

I was minding my DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit

Objective Updated: Break out Lucille.

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Hey G, can you make me a sandwich?

What's a woman?

You sell fish

Big titties

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Carlton, man, I am not a KILLER!

SEX.

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STUPIT

UNCLE FILL

I'm sorry
I can't read

Fuck your father

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This symbolism is easy to miss if you're a novice viewer. Each member of the Fesh Pince of Blair represents a food group. The classic example is Will representing the Fruit. He relates his illicit gay relationship with an older many, and famously states "he was minding his DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit".

The rest of the family is much easier to miss if one isn't paying attention. Uncle Phil is the carbohydrates, the basic foundation, the "bread"winner of the family - but also the source of fat. Hillary represents the meat: her legs and thighs are prominently on display, and Will's later monologue about Chicken and Winnigish only reinforces these themes. A leg in one hand indeed.

Ashley is the vegetables, never really seen; she has nothing to offer a carb and meat-based African-American patriarchal family. Viv is the spice, which encourages Uncle Phil's obesity.

And this brings us back to Carlton, the dairy. Why do you think his jokes are always so cheesy? His character is a representation of the most decadent, yet embarrassing of the food groups, the desired yet forbidden.
When Carlton says "make me a sandwich", he doesn't want a sandwich - he wants to be made INTO one. Think back to the themes that we just covered.
That's right. "Make me a sandwich" is a euphemism for Carlton's repressed desires to have a threesome with Hillary and Uncle Phil. This forbidden marriage of meat, cheese, and bread can never truly exist, and so we come to the final actor, who so eloquently states: "No!"

What is Geoffrey, then? He is not a family member. So he represents the food group that is the lack of food - hunger, and starvation. Hence his brief role as a waiter where he never gets to serve any food. "No!" is not just the rejection of Carlton's repressed sexual desires, it's also a commentary on the Malthusian struggle of man to feed himself in an entropic that would see him waste away. "Find Geoffrey, and find Geoffrey"- forever. That is the destiny of man.

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... I'm having a heart attack.

Fuck you nigga

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>tfw you're scared of babies

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It's it strange that only Yea Forums really still posts youtube poop nostalgia? It's like only Yea Forumsirgins even found that funny
PHILLIP BANKS

Uncle Funcle*

holy fuck who wrote this

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You're a PHONE

Fuck Philip Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks.

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You're a PHONE!!!

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BWA HA HA!

no more hugs, Will

I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's dick

Who made this copypasta, they deserve a medal

GIMMIE A HUG MAN

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Ointments.

THREE YEARS LATER

Tell me this is pasta. Goddamn it Yea Forums

I see you brought your lovely family with you, including your daughter, KFC

AHAHAHAH YES

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HEY
You don't talk to my wife like that

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My dad just got an ERECTION

put me in the screencap

Would you like a Swedish meatball, sir?

Nooh

WEEEEEEEEEWW

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I wanna grow, whoa

>Objective: Keep Jazz out of the house
What the fuck? Why did they include an unbeatable quest?

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This is a black thing isn't it?

JUST one, sir

You called?

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Philip, you have to kick that man's
B U T T
BUTT
butt

STUPIT
STUPIT
UNCLE FILL

Shit, that's deep.

(claps and cheers)

Whaddya say, Jeffrey?
Wanna W?

>that episode were will remember his dead and start to cry
:(

YOU OWE ME

I just wanna say I got fired over some bullshit today and this thread is really raising my spirits

Yea Forums has really gone to shit hasn't it? but this threads still make me smile that old stupid smile.

Heavens has to be like a cross between a DIKEIKE video and CHIKIN N WINGISH

YOU OWE ME

Hey this thread is really fucking gay

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I love these threads so fucking much.

you can drop DEEEAD

e

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey man you'll bounce back in no time

care to make a little wager?

DIE

This is nice and all, but...

Whats a woman?

I was planning on using that money on pot.
Now if you'll excuuuuuuse me, I'm going to go enjoy the one thing you can't swindle from me.

___'__ _______ __

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what do you say, thirty dollars?

Can YOU kick my butt, Yea Forums?

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ahaha fuck

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>Search this
>No hits on google
Bros I'm worried

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Women is a trip Uncle Funkle.

Phillip, I wanna kill myself.

PONIES ARE COMIN ON

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HA HA HA HA HA HA Hᴀ ᴴᴬ

wat

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Nigga what

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I’ve got bad news, everyone. I’m Steven.

I need to think a long, long time about just what I am going to do to you.
In the middle of the night... *click click*

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user, What's this shit?

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lol

I WANNA GROW
woOOAAaooh

*honks u*

Hey G would you make me a sandwich?

GET VIV SOME COOKIES

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This is unacceptable.

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>check archives
>0
the fuck

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IM A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN

I've got bad news, everyone

I'm Steven

Well, gee dad, why don't you just make me a sandwich?

ORDER IN THE COURT

WHAT is so exhilarating about strapping two dicks to your feet, and slamming into a tree?

when in fesh pince was this?

What about Will's dad then?

SPLERBS

Wait, what?

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>her legs and thighs are prominently on display, and Will's later monologue about Chicken and Winnigish only reinforces these themes. A leg in one hand indeed.

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Put me in the screenshot.

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oh okay

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How COULD he be so cruelhouse?

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yo let me get in this shit

Put a titty in a nigga stomach and do the Mario cause I got a 100 in the ak drum

>nothing on google
>nothing in the archives
Holy fuck, user.

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ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?!

I KNOW I AM

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put me in the screencap. fucking golden.

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I can't actually remember what they did to Geoffrey anymore.

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Toasting in epic bread

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Someone screenshot this please.

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>tfw ebin post in the thread I made just for the fuck of it

feels good, gimme a hug Yea Forums

A souvenir.

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OOOOOOOOOH

I WAS HERE NIGGA

screencap the reactions

>i am will smith
>just let me talk to geoffrey
>[Speech 100] I'M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN BLACBLACBLACBLACBLACBLBLBLBLBLBLBL BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUuuuUUUu

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fine one sec

Holy shit!

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Fuck off with that reddit shit

>I'M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN
subtle

>Fesh Pince is too deep for anons too understand
Truly the Shakespearean work of our generation

Ah. I understand now.

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PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT REDDIT

They told him he was allowed to leave, and then he got giddy and broke two pots and left

only Yea Forums can mix food, faggotry, and black people in one post

MAGNETS

>phase 1:
>genuine reactions

>phase 2:
>memearrows of quotes with LOL reaction images

>phase 3
redditors scraping for screencap attention and "HOLY SHIT!" and "MY SIDES" reaction images

>Speechcraft_100.jpg

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>this post

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What did user mean by this?

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holy shit user

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Sometimes Yea Forums can be really fucking good

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BEBEBEBEBE

You've swindled me

FUCK YO FATHA fuck YOU nigga YOU'RE A PHONE

Now how do the Swedish meatballs fit into all this?

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>took only 16 minutes to think and write this
you're /ourshakespeare/

11/10

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>Dad walks in

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Geoffrey is the one denying the Swedish Meatballs to Uncle Phil. Remember what he represents.
Besides, remember what his line is. "Only one, sir" - is he speaking to Uncle Phil, or Carlton? Think about it.

They really need to nerf carlton's shame bolts. Just one charged shame bolt can cause any will main to cry. They say just dual wield a leg and a brerb but any good carlton main will never let that happen. His zoning is insane and only uncle phil with a pizza hut in the garage can consistently beat him

this is my favorite joke from fesh pince

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!

It's all so fucking clear now.

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But then what about
>YOU SELL FISH.
How does that fit in the great scheme of things

Thank you, wise master.

Hey G can you make me a sandwhich?

this just might be the most based post on this entire godforsaken board

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Is this a s4s raid?

Nice

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PLEASE PUT ME INTO THE SCREENCAP

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Are you new?

A
SNINS

*waves at /r/Yea Forums*

Lest I get too giddy for rubbing my cock

THE HANDY SWITCH

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NO

>screencap this
>uploading files from your IP has been blocked due to abuse
Why does god hate me so

Nooh

Based

done

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r e d d i t
e
d
d
i
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... alrighty then

You a better man than me?
e?
E?

e E E e e e~

Even though it's "you sell fish", i always hear it as "you shellfish"

Hey look that's me

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You happE?

virgin png vs chad gif

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Do Zoomers even now what the Fresh Prince is?

yeah i made a normal version but some guy asked for the reactions so i made a r e d d i t version