At a party

>At a party
>Getting my Jack Daniel's out of the fridge
>Overhear some casuals talking about Gone Home
>They're all saying the don't understand it
>One of the calls over to me: ''Hey user, you understood Gone Home, right?''
>I laugh and say ''Of course I fucking do.''
>I go over and sit with them
>I begin to go over the themes and symbolism in the game
>I explain the issues that the game tackles
>I tell them all of this in a way that's easy for them to understand
>The whole party has stopped talking and is listening to me
>Every girl there wants my D
>I notice it's getting late and I have Japanese lessons in the morning
>As I'm walking out I stop in the doorway
>I turn to face everyone
>My fedora is tilted so it's over my eyes
>I utter ''It's time for me to go home'' in a hushed tone
>As I turn to leave my long coat swishes up in the air
>Everyone there is in awe of me

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Toasting in epic bread

>>Getting my Jack Daniel's
Stopped reading right there.

the guy in this greentext doesn't even seem that obnoxious

U missin da punchline

I was at a LAN and the girlfriend of an actual guest was playing gone home. She was stuck on a part near the beginning and asked for help. Nobody else gave a shit but I just remembered the under a minute gone home speedrun webm and volunteered to help. She got up and got a drink and when she got back the credits were rolling, I expected her to be mad but she was just impressed and asked me to show her how I did it.

later that night I got her to blow me while her bf was getting food. Coincidentally that's the night I learned all lefty chicks are loose sluts.

well, i read it.

Definitely not as obnoxious as this tool kek

Eh not that entertaining of a read

he cute