Let's figure this out Yea Forums: how big is too big?
Let's figure this out Yea Forums: how big is too big?
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That.
Unnatural shit like that is for weebfags and other cumbrains.
Can we figure out the source first please
For tits, probably that.
For ass, no limit.
For belly, almost no limit.
Proportion is important even in 2D
Tits:
>After they're so huge they hang down to her knees, they're too big, even past the navel is too much overall
Ass, hips, thighs, calves:
>When she can't use double doors anymore and you could fit several people on her ass like chairs
Belly:
>Anything more than just past a pot belly
Sorceress of Dragon's Crown by Ph.
There isn't "too big"
>too big
What the fuck?
I wish more games would let you increase the size of your character's bellies instead of just their chest or head. its more inclusive this way. what games let me do this
No such thing.
Made for bellyjobs
>cumbrain
Opinion discarded.
>not the other way around
No such thing. Especially if vore is involved
Ones you can't hold in one hand
basically this: I like tits n all paizuris are patrician, but when they're little fucking massive bags of sand that just look unnatural. Then i'm a little turnt off. Paizuris are good though
Nice. Growth by vore that leads to stupidly huge sizes is 10/10.
when they get unshapely and look terrible without clothing
those are more ugly and misshapen rather than too big
>too big
no such thing
To the belly button. No more than that.
Agreed, except for tits and belly having a limit
>GEORGE HOW DARE YOU !!!!
To the knees is good.
Imagine these two against your dick.
You can have them as big as you want, just don't let them interfere with the gameplay. The moment you start shoving me into unskippable cutscenes just to show off your game's stupid jiggle physics, I toss the game into the trash.
>gay good
>ugly women good
>sexy women bad!
we need to rise up
user dont do this to me
That is ideal desu. There is no limit.
i fetl the tingle
They need to be able to comfortably and easily wrap around a decently sized cock, to ensure that dicks of all sizes can enjoy them
It’s not gonna catch on man.
src?
wild life
Maximum oppai.
HNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
This is peak female form.
truly, we have come far.
Why is anyone big
shortstacks are the absolute best
Hitomi has a freaky fish face.
All of these western games have this exact set of snap on tits, like they're actually just using fake tit jobs in pornos as a reference for attractive tits. It's a disgusting shape. Shape is genuinely more important than size which is why shit like this
is considerably better. West/eurocucks that do 3d shit have consistently abysmal taste in women.
>none of them are mouth height with the cock
based george
Gets tricky on shortstack since normal big size on an average height woman could look freakish on a shorter one.
>Too big
??
And her tits are lopsided as fuck to the point where it's distracting
This is too big. Looks shapeless, disproportionate and nonsensical.
video games should never cater to the mentally ill
I wish someone would make a quality action-adventure game with huge tits. Besides porn games, it seems like only fighting games, gacha games, and lazy rehashed JRPGs include huge tits.
This guy sucks at nipples but he has amazing fetish fuel ideas which is why I keep going back.
I wish you cunts actually played Dragon's Crown.
we need more games with /d/ tier tits
Same user, same.
>Look mommy the latest fad word! We made it because people constantly tell us to have sex and that makes us really mad so now we are going to pretend not getting laid lets us pursue higher goals! It's like the old wizard meme but for us modern inceloids.
Being fat is a moral failing that shouldn't be encouraged.
i just finished an animation i've been working on for a month i think i deserve a good wank
>the guy is 170cm
Okay manlet
Anri Okita is essentially a better version of Hitomi anyways.
post it
If they sag past her navel, they're too big.
Is it so fucking hard for the sadacts making these memes to not have to rely on wojak as the base? Christ.
cumbrain is a good meme
but those aren't too big
its furry porn
That's hot though.
God I love this guy's animations
>animations
sauce?
Just reverse image search, they're all on Sankaku
The biggest Sorceress should ever be. Too much mana can lead to mana poisoning.
are they just these ecchi animations or is there actual porn
>Tits
If unrestrained they're below the navel; fake tits that just stay stationary need not apply.
>Ass
No size limit, but a texture/shape limit. If the skin is smooth and there's a roundness to it, there is literally no ass too big; seeing that is just rare because of how people normally work.
>Belly
Just a paunch really. If it sticks out beyond the bust or visibly hangs over, it's too much.
>Thighs
See Ass.
>Hips
As wide as possible without breaking reasonable proportion.
>Height
If she can enter a building and live in it with relative comfort, even if she has to duck sometimes, she's not too big.
go home weeb
>by Ph
Full name?
it's never big enough, faggot
Why don't you stop being a bitch and find out for yourself?
Poast it vro
This fucking guy gets it.
ecchi is porn
galaxy brain post itt
They're all so short
>Ass
>shape limit
That is, in effect, a size limit. Unlike tits, ass are dependent on how they conform with the legs and the lower back, therefore, increasing the size will logically alter the shape. Increasing the size without changing the shape would basically just make the ass look like a turtle shell or something, because it would need to break the bounds of the ass region.
Absolute chad opinion. Although belly could do with being bigger.
That's the point of Draph girls.
Anything about hand-sized, smaller is better
>Unnatural
virgin detected
Its been way too long since a good porn game with giant tits/BE came out. Can not think of anything newer than nyotai kyouran 3.
Tits>ass
but a girl with small tits and a big ass is better than one with big tits and small ass
Agreed.
Huge bellies from pregnancy, on the other hand...
no such thing.
>height
Nice. Although a little more than that so she's constantly being inconvenienced by her size is nice too.
>cannot even be bothered to post something Yea Forums related
>Unnatural
Nigga plz, I know women with natural tits bigger than this. Unironically have sex. Learn something about women's bodies.
>too big
Doesn't matter. It's fiction, as long as it looks visually appealing and/or fits the character it's fine by me
no such thing
i've never filtered incel but im absolutely going to filter cumbrain, every single post i've seen with that word are beyond rebbit-tier
>Y is bigger than Z by a fairly large margin
Shit chart.
Lamretta needs more doujins.
Surprisingly, the more recent Oneechanbara games are remarkably fun. Nowhere near as good as a Metal Gear Rising or the like, but far better than they deserve to be
This doesn't actually have each letter larger than the last. G is bigger than H, I is bigger than J, Q isn't as big as the previous few, Y is bigger than Z, etc.
Regardless, anything G through Z is a-okay with me. Anything below C is trash.
>Thicc thread evolves into macro thread
Now we're cookin
>Can't even scale right
Dogshit. Whoever made this should be ashamed
I remember being young and repressed and full of hormones. Between the ages of 13 and about 22, I just needed all the giant boobs all the time. No boob was too big! Make 'em bigger! Oh shit, there's a chick with FOUR gigantic tits? FUCK YEAH!
These days, in my 30s, I find it's less about SHEER SIZE and more about proportions and context and shape.
Size doesn't matter as much as, like, what is she doing with them?
We haven't reached it get. Manga and anime have had breasts grow to rediculous levels, but vidya refuses to adapt.
There's a point of ridiculousness, of course, but aside from that I wouldn't say it's necessarily about being too big but rather body types that are just not appealing. For example, torpedo tits always look like shit even if they're not "too big".
>Unnatural shit like that
You have no idea about realism. You just assume all big tits are fake or unnatural.
so
It depends in the situation. Pic related is about max for actual character design, but for fetish or gag purposes, the sky's the limit.
I love tits
Yeah I mostly stop at Huge, there's only a few in Gigantic that I find attractive.
Only nonhumans dont. Straight, gay, man, woman, white or black. Breasts are the source of all life.
>too big
you have to go back
dfc fags are indeed nonhumans
When you can't reasonably make love to her anymore.
That's pretty much it, though.
Why not both?
>t. seething chestlet
There is no upper limit for tits. I want the biggest bounciest fakest bimbo juggs.
A man of wealth and culture
>fake
>bounciest
user, I'm not sure how to put this...
And as I slide into my 40s I realize what a pretentious twit I was in my 30s, and went back to looking at gigantic quad boobs.
Same.
Wished Francis was a bit more popular.
There's absolutely no reason not to make BIG titties on characters that are LITERAL objects.
>m-muh realism!
Not an argument.
This right here?
This kills the man.
Anyone got this in non ant resolution?
No such thing
We can have universe sized tits and it still won't be too big.
Fake tits can bounce virgin. They don't jiggle much, but they can bounce.
up to the point where I can't hug her anymore
also if the nipples don't fit into my mouth
>this is the only BOTW Great Fairy art with this fetish
Mmmmmm......
based
all things being equal bigger is better
No such thing as too big in anime. Anything bigger than a D cup irl is too big.
there's a whole doujin for that, lazy user
207374
Sure, but after a certain size, I feel like I'm being talked down to.
Like, if I'm there *expressly* to fap, then fuck yeah, the bigger the better.
But if I'm playing a video game, and someone with tits the size of jupiter comes on, then I'm just like, man, you really must not think very highly of your target audience.
Literally go look up any fake tittied bimbo in porn and watch her massive fake tits bounce as she gets her brains fucked out. I'm not spoon feeding you anymore zoomer.
Thicc literally means fat you disgusting subhuman weeb niggers.
kys asap
based schizophrenic
Sometimes a bit of fat can be sexy.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Retard.
>Thick is thick, not chubby, just thick
>Thicc is chubby
>Chubby is not fat, but it's on the border between not fat and fat
Now fuck off.
thicc can mean a fuckload of things, retard
fat is just fat, there's no way around it. if you go beyond fat you're obese. that's pretty specific.
This is peak.
I think it depends on the character. an athletic woman will not have huge boobs. She would burn off all that fat running around. And, if she had huge boobs, growing up, she is pretty unlikely to have ever gotten into a really athletic lifestyle. Running with huge tits is just misery.
I think Miriam is a pretty good example of reasonable maximums. She has pretty big boobs, but not humongous. she spent most of her life training for combat. She is pretty thick, all around, so the boobs fit.
Sorceress, from Dragon's Crown, is just cartoonish. I mean, it is fine, because she is obviously intended to be a joke. Especially if you see her run cycle. But, that only works because the entire game is crazy designs and outrageous proportions. a stupid titty monster, in a realistic game, is just going to be a pointless distraction
holy shit based
>flat chests
I like it
>average chest
I like it
>big tiddies
I like it
>MASSIVE tiddies
I like it
>tiddies big enough to engulf my head
I like it
I'm thinking I might like tits bros
Done made these mofos mad
I fucking love Yea Forums :D
I bet you kiss girls too, faggot.
when most people say thicc what they mean is cellulite ridden whores
Anything below this is a boy
I haven't fapped to a fat 2D rack in several months. Post some good stuff for me, Yea Forums.
I don't even... wat?
As long as they have both a decent weight and sag to them, the bigger the better.
>that one "belly thread xd" from a few weeks back that derailed immediately because the fat-fetish artist was terrible and everybody thought the image was a pregnant 2B
S3 when?
Chifusa after absorbing the diver is peak.
>no video game with that mechanic
Damn shame
women typically get called "thick" when there is a lot of muscle, under their fat. Woman carry more fat than men, and they have a thicker layer of fat between their skin and muscle. this is what makes them soft and curvy. But, if a fat doesn't hold its shape, very well. if a woman has a lot of collagen, then it can look good, but dense muscle is really what makes the difference between a fat blob and someone that makes your dick rage.
Thick is literally just that: a woman who is thick. she has the same proportions as a skinny woman, but is just thicker, for whatever reason. Unless you are going to slice her, like a salami, to see how much fat she has, don't bother trying to nitpick. just enjoy the show
MissClick Gaming is the sluttiest, and stupidest ETHOT around.
I think Curvy is still a better description
Explain how so, I'm curious cause to me while size is like the foundation it simply isn't enough.
the dude is 5.5, so the average height for most should be fine
Boobs are great; however, they cannot make up for no ass. A good ass, on the other hand, can make up for a flat chest.
Therefore, ass > tits.
it isn't something you can put a number to. it is all subjective and contextual. I am sorry, if you have autism, but if you try to nail it down to specific measurements and categories, you will fail.
"More is better, until it is too much." that is the only rule you are going to get
god i wish draphs were real.
this is what crispr should be used for.
nah, you're just a closet homo
Take away make up and Hitomi ends up having a better face than Anri
people who say "have sex" and people who say "cumbrain" are one and the same.
>no pubes
Tits that are too big are a lot like porn: it’s impossible to define, but I know it when I see it.
DO YOUR TITS HANG LOW
DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO
CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A KNOT
CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A BOW
CAN YOU THROW 'EM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SHOULDER
DO YOUR TITS
HANG
LOW
I like this body type
No such thing as too big. Only when it becomes too small it becomes pedophilia and a problem.
their ears are a bit of a turn off
The point is they're all standing paizuri height
I've never been so physically repulsed by a picture
>funimation on the brink of collapse after pissing off their viewers and getting tied up and the vic lawsuit
>piss off the few people still pay your sub fee
lmao
The only people they're pissing off are pedophiles like you and no one wants your dirty money.
>LIKE A CONTINENTAL SHOULDER
it's called "immersion". maybe you are 100% aware of how fake the experience is, but I guarantee you that the majority of people don't experience games like that. if a game is going to try to present some level of realism, it needs to be consistent. Yes, Realism is very much an argument.
if the game has realistic physics, why are those physics not applied to boobs? if the game has realistic characters, why are not those traits applied to a character with huge boobs?
running up and down stairs is awful when you have huge boobs. it is also results in some spectacular bouncing. a character with huge tits will not be able to go for more than a few hours, without them impacting her life in some way. Either someone commenting on them, bumping into something. not fitting a piece of armor or equipment, SOMETHING.
if the game is going to be silly, then be silly. if it is going to be serious, then it better be serious about them boobs
>ywn be smothered into Sorceress's enormous soft warm silky breasts while she rides you to the hilt
there's something about big wide bodies that just make me go nuts.
i wish reality wasn't so boring and all of these crazy bodytypes in the thread were possible and more common
yes every single one of them
>CONT EH NENTAL SHOODER, AYE?
Imagine the blowjobs and the paizuri.
>If unrestrained they're below the navel;
Most anons that watch too much porn would call that pancake-tits but big natural ones are a thing of beauty.
>she spent most of her life training for combat
>no muscle tone at all
it doesnt fit, shes just fapbait
If they sag below the navel it's too big.
I don't care about that, I only care about the state of her cunt/how neat it looks and how tight it feels
When it comes to butts, these are perfection.
I'm sure their virtue signalling will be worth living in the poorhouse next to jamal.
I love variety in character designs. I would love to see a character like this in a game. I get that video games are for teenaged boys, and little boys like skinny girls. But, a lot of other people play games, too. can we get some thick, voluptuous women in there for the men in the room?
tiddy robots when?
we are one and the same
No such thing
Everybody that says otherwise is a body shaming faggot
Real life strong women don't have much muscle tone. Unless they're bodybuilders taking hormones and steroids and shit.
>ywn use a fruit loop as an inner tube and use a bimbo's throat as a waterslide
Why is Capcom one of the last few developers making ACTUAL thick chicks? Every weeb looks at their favorite waifu and says "she's so thicc" just because she's wearing thigh highs or some shit; Capcom is actually making proper thick character models, especially Kolin
>girl with huge tits and no ass
it will never look right, no matter how much i love tits
Capcom knows what's good and what people like.
>for the men in the room
Posting women like that you are clearly a sub
fuck
>too big
Literally no such thing. Her tits could be a natural disaster and they still wouldn't be big enough.
>titty thread
>instantly devolves into grotesque fetish posting, off-topic 3D whores, fatfags arguing
You guys are so fucking bad at this.
What if bust 3 or 4 nuts a week having sex, am I still a cum brain?
Is it the method of which nuts are busted that matters?
Posting realistic sorceress.
Real life sucks
So she would have some muscle tone then, as opposed to none at all
There is no such thing as too big.
they are for their fans.
the amazing thing about resident evil is that each girl has their own specific ass, hardly any reused models.
Is there something wrong with having a woman like that ride you and control the lovemaking?
Wait... giving the boot to pedophiles is virtue signaling, now? Like, there is no other reason to shove pedos overboard than to look good to... whoever? Like, there is no other reason to not like pedos?
I don't know who this character is, I was simply interjecting with a thought. Hypermuscle amazons are just not a thing that occurs naturally.
ph
you fail at proportions, buddy. that woman is 5'5", at the MOST
sauce
Nobody fucking cares about your autism.
You cared enough to reply.
Beshine and Chelsea Charms are pretty bouncy. Not as much as Himiwako but still pretty bouncy.
This. If I could find a woman with k cup tits I'd have her smother me every day
Those look good
But to answer your question Hitomi Tanaka is too big
I'll take exaggerated hentai size anytime. Even I'd go a little into the hyper realm, but just a little. Let's say.. I'm okay with tits bigger than humans can get, just not something as big as... well, a whole person or something.
What the fuck does height have to do with it? If you have a thing for women with the body of a post childbirth dyke with the face of lady gaga, you are already your own worst enemy so good luck I guess.
It was a pretty stupid thought
Admit it. You'd smash that
>musclegirl/amazon/titcow thread
>people start arguing about what's possible in reality
Stick to vidya, folks.
>lacking this much understanding
This is why you're bleeding the few subs you had left, funi.
>Not wanting titties so big you can live within them
>Not wanting asses so big that you can dine on them
welcome to fetishes.
they don't have to have a basis in reality to like them
>ass > tits.
baboon ass monkey detected
It's a deliberate artistic choice. George Kamitani has his own view on necromancy as motherly 'giving life' vs classical 'commanding life' old necro geesers
based and asspilled
>Ywn get crushed by this
fake tits are unattractive. there i said it.
It's not about the size but the shape and proportion to the rest of the girl's body. You can have huge boobs as long as it still looks good on the girl. Problem is, most artists want to draw girls with anorexic proportions and huge breasts. Which throws the proportions off. The bigger the tits get, the more thick the rest of the body needs to be.
Can we all just agree liking underage looking characters is just a fetish like big tits or feet, and doesn't make you worse than hitler?
No it wasn't. It was a perfectly reasonable addition to the conversation. Stop getting your knickers in a twist.
kek
all 2d tits are fake tho
>hurr
That's fantastic and also nothing to do with what I was talking about. I wasn't the person who brought up realism.
if you are talking about muscle definition (have no idea what "tone" means) then you will almost never see that, on a woman. look up "subcutaneous fat layer" and get some education. Women have to starve and struggle to get lean, defined muscle. a fighter needs to dedicate her time to breaking faces, not looking good in a bikini.
Check out Miriam's in-game model. she isn't huge, but she is pretty thick.
yeah i wasn't really paying attention
oh well, robots
don't pretend to be stupid. no one has ever said that. the argument is about how women are presented in media, not about causing rape.
H through Z is perfection, but E looks very scrumptious as well.
okay... I guess I don't know what you mean by "sub" or what that has to do with thick bodies
it was pretty moronic, no one even mentioned she had to be hypermuscular
Big fat pirate chest
>getting this irate over drawings of sexy women
>that flat
no such thing
absolutely cute as fuck
says the one whining about Amazonian women
>old and saggy
Fixed.
In this day and age you will never hear people say that even though it is absolutely a fetish.
Everyone with a brain would smash her, even the non-existent girls on internet.
Not that user you are arguing with but I am very sure fighting and breaking faces all the time is a struggle in itself that would leave a woman looking good in a bikini.
You're faggy
More for me
>impling I haven't fetishised it
>titties so big you can live within them
Imagine dating a girl with hammerspace cleavage.
I love these people who get angry at others having healthy sex drives.
where the FUCK are her pubes?
nope.
I love tits but I know where this fetish is going. So NOPE.
The user I was replying to said that a female warrior character having no muscle tone was unrealistic fap bait. All I said was that strong women aren't usually -1% bodyfat stone-people. I really don't understand how this is a scandalous thing to say.
>Cropped
You can't keep getting away with this!
>Ywn date a girl that will force you into their cleavage for extended periods of time
>Ywn hear her talk down to you as you are completely helpless as she squishes you over and over
What is it about those two that drives me nuts? Is it the pink hair?
This is my starting size
>macrofags
I like tall girls but what is the point if they are literally too big to fuck
Intercourse should at least be hypothetically possible
For me it's the clash of such crassness and unfeminine personality with bodies made for breeding.
Words of wisdom.
>gf wasn't fat, not even chubby but she had great tits.
>she lost a lot of weight to be super skinny and her tits got smaller as a result.
>she is supper happy now cause she always wanted to be petite, asian-like, so I have to put up with it.
I still love her but... damn, I miss the tits.
Tall girls are great but being able to become a plaything to a giant girl is also great.
Time to commission these two and/or make OCs off these themes.
Yes.
>All I said was that strong women aren't usually -1% bodyfat stone-people.
thats not what you actually said or implied but ok
"lolicon" being translated to "pedophile" isn't far off the mark in actual intent and meaning behind the term, this is like the one time where liberties weren't taken on a direct translation
Hm, do I want to watch 7 seasons of Fairy Tail just so I can watch this scene in context?
giantess is a high IQ fetish, not everyone can understand it which is fine
Double paizuri naturally
pixiv.net
>Ywn climb a giant gf
It's from a movie
>he hasn't heard about rape culture yet
Big booby drawings make men do rapes, I've got a degree to prove it
>ywn hear her powerful heartbeat when she isn't talking down to you with her booming voice
>you will never end up completely drenched in her sweat on hot summer days when she forgets to take you out of there
Mana tanks
>Real life strong women don't have much muscle tone. Unless they're bodybuilders taking hormones and steroids and shit.
Sounds around about exactly what I said actually.
Why would you fawn over those granny cans?
I mean; once you get to about 20ft it shouldn't be hard for her to overpower you, why go higher
That blouse just makes me want to do this
Gimme that chocolate milk
Ganbare, Yuri. Grow big and strong.
Artist?
about this big
Because you can't get in a situation like
Fucked that up
If real that's actually an interesting design choice that I overlooked simply because big breasts are good.
He is 15 years old.
So I don't need to watch the anime to understand the movie?
hataraki-ari
you can find him on the normal panda site
To all you niggers itt, "Cumbrain" was a /ic/ meme like a year ago or so. It's not new, you're just slow because all you cared about in the mean time was porn and politics
And secondly, you're ARE all cumbrains. That's all you live for, leeching off of the unobtainable.
It isn't fair, bros.
All breast sizes are perfect, from flat to galaxybreast and beyond
That hasnt reached “too big yet”
The 6-year-old one is
Source?
The fact that you're literally boasting over knowing a meme slightly before other people is a testament to how you don't have a lot going on in your life and ironically your usage of "cumbrain" as an attempted insult doesn't work.
monk milkers
too big doesn't exist
>I-I don't have a problem, it's perfectly normal to spend hours a day discussing fictional breasts with strangers while jerking off! It's HUMAN INSTINCT! I'M NOT AN ADDICT!
>pelvic curtain
holy SHIT boner
For me, its not about "how big," and more about "what shape?"
You can have huge tits - massive, fucking mammoth tits - and I will be so on board. But if they look like perfect spheres like a fucking globe? Fuck no. They look saggy, wrinkly, veiny, moundy or pastey? Fuck off. They gotta be so fucking specific for me that a lot of the time I just end up ignoring tits and look for dicks instead, because a lot more of the time people can do dicks near perfect if not absolutely perfect (that is if you're not a native Jap who draws manga - quit drawing everything weird).
what happens once she runs out of mana?
lol but why are you here user
I just want a ditzy bimbo with massive tits to call me Daddy.
But I'm a big fatso who can't get a date with a normal girl, let alone a sex hungry plastic bimbo fuckdoll
> I-I don't have a problem, it's perfectly normal to spend hours a day shaming strangers for discussing fictional breasts while jerking off! It's HUMAN INSTINCT! I'M NOT A PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT!
>It's perfectly normal for me to spam the same image for hours a day in a vain effort to get people to stop masturbating
>The fact that you're literally boasting over knowing a meme slightly before other people is a testament to how you don't have a lot going on in your life
On noes, I go on to a board for critique and advice once in a while means I'm a neet.
Kill yourself sack of shit.
my wife
>individually defined tits, as if the shirt has separate large containers for them rather than both pressing out at once
i hate this in big boob art
lol just get rich and let her fuck on the side
i wish giants were real
>addicts often react with hostility to statements or insinuations that they have a problem
I've met some 6'8 or so basket ball players. Too bad they were all lesbians.
>there's precedent!
"npc" had precedent and then a resurgence, nobody liked it the second time either
Same.
I'M NOT MAD!!!! I'M NOT MAD YOU FUCKING PORNSICK CUMBRAINS
> I've done it! I've come up with the perfect plan!
> I'll post vaguely scientifically backed up bullshit that "proves" being anything but a literal celibate is the worst choice you can possibly make!
> And when they tell me to fuck off and stop being a pretentious retard, I'll accuse them of being addicts!
Therein lies the problem. I don't want her fucking on the side. I want to own her. I want to be the only one she craves. I want her to worship my cock and beg me to fuck her senseless.
I have a good cock...it's just attached to a shitty obese body.
She'll get more.
I wish muscle girls were real
bigger
Light as a feather, flat as a board.
It's k though, a snack and a nap and they'll balloon right back up. That or mana pots, but you have to be careful not to OD on those. Going a bit over capacity is fine but overdo it and your magical waifu will be left painfully swollen and leaking liquid mana all over her nice robes.
but that's not much fat at all
that's just muscly as fuck
this
it's all about proportions
So lose weight, Hambo.
>I'll post vaguely scientifically backed up bullshit that "proves" being anything but a literal celibate is the worst choice you can possibly make!
>hey maybe you should take it easy on the porn dude it could be bad for you
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT WITH A HARD ON LOOKING AT DRAWINGS OF WOMEN AND DISCUSSING DRAWINGS OF WOMEN WITH STRANGERS THERE IS NOTHING BETTER I COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW THAT COPING OVER MY PERMAVIRGIN STATUS BY CONSUMING SO MUCH PORN IT LITERALLY ALTERS MY BRAIN STRUCTURE THESE STUDIES ARE FAKE I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM ADDICTION ISN'T REAL I CAN QUIT EVERY TIME NOT THAT I NEED TO IM PERFECTLY FINE
Now I'm interested.
Fat people don't have good cocks, user. That's a doujin fantasy. You just THINK you have one.