Meanwhile at the Yea Forums Game Studio

Do you get some message about piracy?

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You faggots stole my idea, get ready to die.

NO PLEASE PUT THE GASOLINE TANK DOWN

Is that a nigger I see you drawing? get out GET OUT GET OUT!

GEOFF I ISE THAT MONITOR BECAUSE I NEED IT. YOU DON'T NEED TO PROGRAM IN 4K NOW GIVE ME IT BACK

It's Mario, not a nigger.

>he doesn't know

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I need a detailed report on how much progress has been made on the anime tiddies for our newest product

Hey Gerry can you tighten up the graphics a bit on level 3?

Ohhh hurry up man! Boss is coming in!

best interaction ive seen in a while

>tfw i fell for that commercial too

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWvfMLl4ho

WHERE IS THE HEAD OF TRANNY RESEARCH?

WHY IS THE SISTER OF THE MC STILL NOT ROMANCEABLE? HURRY HURRY!

DIVERSITY MANAGER TO THE MAIN OFFICE, I REPEAT DIVERSITIY MANAGER TO THE MAIN OFFICE

but our publisher told us the west wouldn't be on board with the sister route

No, we can't use rust, or javascript, or go.
This is a game for the 68000 CPU, so Assembler for the main engine and C for the script crap or fuck off.

Here's our protagonist

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And i'm DEFITIVELY NOT including a ARM CPU on the cartridge so you can run Java on the shit.

Who did we base this off of?

WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY MOUNTAIN DEW AND ATE MY DORRITOS, THAT WAS FROM MY PRIVATE STASH

MEETING IN CONFERENCE ROOM NOW, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

We are making a fps game user.

You wish you had a job like that.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE FINGERLESS GLOVES METER WITHOUT ANY FUCKING GLOVES

Wouldn't those supplies last only for 3 days, at most?

We had several meetings about this. Players will derive a sense of pride and satisfaction upon being able to look down in first person and see justice.

youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

How many different outfits have been completed? I said I wanted 8 unique outfits and lingerie by Friday, give me an update!

It's for the european market version. It must have pedo undertones and no violence.

>FPS game
>2019

should i just quit and get this over with? i heard blizzard is hiring.

Alright guys after a few sleepless nights of overtime I finally finished the first track. Lemme know what you guys think.
youtu.be/0kcF7E69C6Q

Shitters broke. In all three options.

I have school swimsuit and mahou shoujo about 50% done, idol suit 25%, rest haven't started
also I want a gundam suit but I don't know how to model it so I'll leave it up to you guys

Wait what kind of game were we going for again? I had an intern work on some music too, but I don't think it fits the theme of the game we're going for.

youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd6NBvVA0

>also I want a gundam suit
One of the few times I'm going to say anyone on Yea Forums has good taste.

those disgusting neckbeards want it!
just hide the option

I like this

Christ, this is a fucking disaster. Scrap everything, pack your shit, get out. We're going to have to outsource the soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?v=6o47N-aYd08

>lingerie
but chief, don't you know it's a boy?

Do I really have to model her vagina?

And?

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>funds are being diverted to creating highly detailed female models
are we ever going to start working on a fucking game

game?

I'm modeling 6 different kinds of jelly donut right now

>our studio only hired modelers
>we don't even have an idea guy

We're fucked, aren't we?

>doesn't understand what freckles are
>slaps on blackheads instead

Nah, i'm pretty sure we're completely fine, given its an sega genesis FPS shooter.

D-don't panic. Everyone make whatever comes to mind and we'll make something out of them!

Who diverted funds to a gacha game? I didn't approve of this and then a truck loaded with money just arrived near the company front door. I wanna give you a promotion.

Hello guys! I'm your new PR and Social Media manager! I was hired by your publisher and was told to also keep an eye out for, you know, problematic behaviors in order to keep the workspace clean of any wrong ideas! Are there gluten free vegan sweets in the cafeteria?

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*Orders 60 wings just for myself*

Gabe, we appreciate you coming by our studio, but uh, we kinda need those funds for game development, y'know?

You will work under ThotSlayer69 and have to route all your decisions through him.

I've been at the company longer. I'm autistic, and identify as trans-gender/species. So lick my asshole, which is how foxes show camaraderie or else you're hate crimeing me.

That type of character is ideal for fast paced shooter games. Don't you know?

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why is there a room filled to the bring with the #3?

I don't fatty could make it last for several hours. Probably eat it as he packs his bags.

THE INVESTORS ARE IN THE BOARD MEETING

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GAME-DEMO READY FOR THEM. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

ass poster, you need to go back 2 Yea Forums

For the last fucking time John. She is too old. Nobody likes playing as old hags!

I have some napkin doodles will that do

*KNOCK KNOCK*
Did you guys order some pizza? Hello...?

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Don't worry. I've got this shit. I'll show them my penis.... and tell them it's a growth opportunity.

trick is the 2 inches they see is the whole thing.

ah finally, the hawaiian pizza I ordered

Can you wait a bit? we're still burning the eproms, and we will have the build ready in 15 minutes assuming no clown trips the power cord or serial wire again.

Please refer to our new manager with your design, I'm sure she will be...pleased

hell yeah, let me get in on some of that based pizza!

Ok I finished my concept design for the first secret boss fight. I call it "Legion". Thoughts?

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Hi, Diversity Manager here, and I want everyone to welcome our new diversity hire! This is Tyrone.
His favourite videogames are Fifa and Call of Duty, and he said in his interview that he "knows programs".
He'll be joining the coding team from now on!

Say something nice to him!

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We don't talk about the loli room

Dude, that's just a webcam from the presidents bedroom.

WHO THE FUCK LEFT THEIR MEATLOAF INSIDE ONE OF THE SERVERS AGAIN????

IT'S INFESTED WITH COCKROACHES NOW GOD FUCKING DAMN

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FUCK UNITY
FUCKING BUGGY ASS PIECE OF SHIT
I HATE WORKING ON THIS FUCKING ENGINE
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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Right here.

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Watermelons in the back, please try to stay out of everyones way. And no robbing people.

Who needs to carry all that shit just to go for a walk in the woods?

I take a notepad, pen, wallet, keys, binoculars, and a camera.

We can start programming once I finish my engine. Take your time people, relax a little :)

*sniffs your chair*

Only one in 20 black people will rob you.
So be sure to carry a black counter with you.
Because the 20th will definitively do it.

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Class select screen is done.

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Can we please have actual computers instead of toasters? I'm tired of crashing

Yes make her chest flat but give her a big butt and hips

I think we might need just a bit more.
Can someone hold the investors for 4 hours?

WHO STOLE MY BASEMENT KEY?
COME ON MAN IT WAS MY TURN ON THE LOLI ROOM TONIGHT.
I WORKED OVERTIME FOR THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
GOD DAMN IT

Herro, everyone, we're serring out to chinks.
All hail the Chinese Communist Party!

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Alright whos stupid idea was it to have the announcer yell "Badass!" every time you level up?

who is this artist? I've been seeing him lots more recently.

>japanese shadman
alright who the fuck approved this shit

This is a FPS/Dating sim/Rhythm game/Stealth game/Platformer, I think we should wait a bit before implementing classes

goddammit user didn't i tell you to refill the fucking onions milk supply?

nvm found

Cunny Slayer

>No dicks
We should probably fire you

Fatalpulse\Asanagi, aka Japanese Shadman

me in the bottom left with the tea

Alright who the fuck invited that /g/ tard to be part of the team he's been installing broken linux distros and constantly "correcting" our programmers into making a garbled unoptimized mess. Fucking hell

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The stench in the room alone will make her quit. She is an non-issue.

Wait what do you mean we need to add Transwoman ???

Do you think its wise to use classes on a machine with 64KB of memory?

is someone going to tell the finnish guy he can't rip off Pokémon for enemy designs?

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Okay, uh, artist here. I just got the notes back from the director about the concept for Thiccania the Goddess of Dark, our villain. And uh, I'm not sure what to do, the director's notes only say "Bigger", is that right? Can someone check that for me?
What did he mean by that?

I've already fired him. Don't worry, I know just the man for the job.

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It's just Kyles way of telling you he wants some futa action

ahhhh guys help I got my arm stuck in the vending machine

Me on the bottom left with the white neck ribbon

Look, he SEEMED to know what he was doing. You should've seen his riced desktop.

Tim Sweeney just called and is offering $2 million for exclusivity on the Epic Games store. The Steam store page is already up though. What the fuck do we do?

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We tried but he keeps replying with nonsense like PRRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHH :DD :D

That means she needs a bigger head, because she smart

Knew this pathetic cumsucker when he hit 30 and was still virgin living at home. He aged worse than milk.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How are you typing?

Got damnit Ulrich use the brush when you've taken a massive shit you animal

>open floor plan

Yikes

What are out projected sales for Steam?

Okay, we just finished programming the 89+ genders into our character creator.
Anything else you need?

I'm on mobile dude help, Kyle just walked by and laughed at me

We have 2 options

A. Take the money, put it on the EGS and sell 0 copies after that

Or

B. Put it on Steam and gamble because the store is a mess and we have no money for advertising.

Most of us still have a second arm, Captain Neckbeard

FUCK YOU GUYS
I JUST WANTED A COOL JAPANESE AESTHETIC FIGHTING GAME
AND YOU FORCE ME TO MAKE THIS SHITTY GRIMDARK DARK SOULS SHIT
I'M OUT
GOODBYE

But we promised our backers it'd get a steam release

I FUCKING HATE WORKING WITH YOU GUYS

Sonya finally replied back and said we can develop on the PS5, but we have to keep the rating at E. What are we gonna have to cut? The Director is saying this is an absolute must.

Onions

Honest question here. Are you just holding onto the can?

A concept artist that we employed part-time. One of our directors asked for someone who could draw amputees for his fetish game and nobody was around to stop him.

...but he said they don't take crappy games

Fucking bigots

Are you gripping the can?

Mo- I mean madam. Should we remove all traces of "loli" and "shota" characters? We wouldn't want to be supporting CP after all.

We aren't going to sell our souls just for 2 millon dollars

Sony*

I didn't even think of adding Souls elements, that's a great idea.
You're promoted!

THAT'S FUCK IT, I'M GOING TO HR.

Maybe we should take out the mandatory rape scenes?

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Who the fuck stole my Shasta from the fridge?!

I am just a little girl! I told you I didnt know what I was doing! I am only here because I was promised candy!

>madam
Oh shit...

Just make a half-year exclusive deal. We can get good money from the outrage because it's free publicity.

dont worry user! our protagonist is a little girl it should be okay right?

But rape is for everyone.

GET BACK INTO THE LOLI BASEMENT, THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF CANDY TONIGHT

Drop them. Let's talk to Microsoft and Nintendo.

are you the scan model? larry told me you should wait for him in the bathroom

no worries i'll just try to push it o- OH FUCK, user? YOU OK?

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>*secretly adds more black charactets every update*
Bwahaha

WHAT'S THE STATUS ON THE C64 PORT?

Get back in the watermelon room Tyrone.

But if we do that no one is going to trust us ever again

Who left their beastiality folder in the game we just released? The players already found it!

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DUDE WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS ARM?!

GUYS. WE GOT A CALL FROM CORPERATE. THEY WANT US TO REMOVE 25% OF THE GAME TO SELL AS DLC LATER.

WHAT DO I TELL THEM?

>all that meme food

just bring a jar of peanut butter for fuck's sake

DO NOT TIP HIM!

c64? oh shit, I've been stockpiling c4.
Look if the ATF and or the FBI come around, just ... just don't let them in the basement.

user ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY user?

youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

...the kitchen?

We have a watermelon room too? I was only aware of the KFC room

God damn it, people

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It's only feral on female, don't worry
everyone enjoys that, r-right?

*shoots you*
Uhhhh... user tried to kill me i dindu nuffin.

That's literally a picture of the dev team. What the hell is your problem?

Guys I got great news! The N-Gage port was approved!

Look at what happend to No Many's Sky and Bethesda. We can fix our rep eventually.

Vast Majority of Consumers are brainless dolds that don't don't give a shit as long as they can play for 2 hours after work and enjoy themselves.

I thought it was odd that Jeb had been out for there last 3 days.
Tell them to fuck off or they have to fire all of us.

WHO SHAT IN THE COPY MACHINE?! THE BOSS WANTS THE LOLI MINIGAME PRINTED OUT ON DOUBLE-SIDED PERFORATED MAGNOLIA-COLOURED PAPER.

THIS ISN'T MAGNOLIA, THIS IS YESTERDAY'S CORN.

oh thank god it was your folder. if they found mine I'd have to deal with green peace.

WHERE THE FUCK IS LARRY? SOME LITTLE GIRL IS LOOKING FOR HIM

>HEY TOOTSE, SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
>I AM A BOORISH MALE STEREOTYPE AND YOUR BOSS
>GIB SEXUAL FAVOURS OR UR FIRED LOL

GUYS. WE NEED A SWITCH PORT BJT THE GAME CANT RUN ON IT

DO WE CAP IT AT 30 OR LOWER THE GRAPHICAL FIDELITY?

Hey, cumbrain stop putting anime titties in our games.

Hello guys! I'm your new PR, Sanitary quality control inspector and Social Media manager! I was hired by your publisher and was told to also keep an eye out for, you know, problematic behaviors, and problematic odors, in order to keep the workspace clean of any wrong ideas! Are there bacteria free vegan sweets in the cafeteria?

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Ok anons I like how this character is so far, she is fearless, sexy, can probably kill someone with good sex but there is one problem which I already came up with a solution. Make her black and everything should be good

We're saved!

Guys i bought everything you asked for, can i take a break now?

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Guys, Mr Gottfried's out, he's not voicing the protagonist anymore now that he found out about the shota cave.
Who the fuck do we call now?

*Locks the roof and calls buddy to burn down building from the only entrance*

IM TAKING ALL YOU FAGGOTS WITH ME.

Both!

Get it together people, what's our lootbox plan? That's where the real money is at

Cut the game in half, sell part 1 for $60, delay the second part to spring 2021
720p docked, 30 frames
simple as

Where are the drinks?!

Sure. It's right out that open 20th floor window.

How did she know we were trying to gas HR?

I'm missing a nugget. you have to go back.

>only one drink
YOU HAD ONE JOB user
FOR FUCKS SAKE

Did you remember my flamin hot cheetos?

WHO THE FUCK RIGGED HALF THE WORKSTATIONS TO PLAY RANDOM SCREAMERS ON MAX VOLUME

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That's Japan you mong, for europe we just turn everyone into robots

Per central managements directive, we are now instituting a corporatewide microtransaction store at all facilities. You can purchase bathroom token daily from vendors around the office or you can save and get a season pass deducted directly from your paycheck every week.

Ok, the publisher just called. It'll take 5% of our game'a budget to remove the vending machine and give a proper funeral to Larry.

Do I approve it?

Hey anons, bad news the latest ip did not get well received what should we do to fix any future installments?

>Tell them to fuck off or they have to fire all of us.
There's a lot of mexicans standing outside. DId someone organise for the lawns to be cut?

What the fuck is that SMELL is there a literal corpse down in the server room????

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Alright guys.... Im gonna take a fap break. I get anxiety cumming around others. All of you get the fuck out for 15 mins

somebody knocked over my piss bottles

what's the counter offer from the mafi-ahem... from the union?

WHAT THE FUCK? HE'S FUCKING DEAD, I TOLD HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!
LARRY YOU SON OF A BITCH COME HERE!!!

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*cums on your keyboard*
what now?

Probably. Mexicans are too stupid too know how to program and script.

Maybe...

let me check... ok anons I got some good news and some bad news do you want to hear the good news first?

>*comes out of the trap room looking refreshed*
So this... Is the power of boy pussi....

Guys, the roof exit is stuck.
Where should i put these gas canisters?

EMPLOY DYNAMIC RESOLUTION DOWN TO 270P IN HANDHELD AND 480P IN DOCKED MODE THE HACKCHADS WILL BOOST THE GPU ANYWAYS

Why tf do you need a notepad and a pen for a hike? Or a camera? What kind of fag are you?

How do you cut 25% out of nothing? Gotta give it to the PR lads, somehow they're able to keep selling to nothing to idiot corporate heads. Probably the only team really putting in the work.

fuck it's kind of dark in here, don't worry user I have a lighter now let me take a look at those canisters...

God damn it user I JUST FIXED that sticky keys shit

No, that's called hallucinogenic darts and poison

>loli
>not third person
what's the point?

I AM ON MY WAY
I'll still get the job later, right?
Cheetos should be in the bag #3, i know i ordered them

dont tell me is the little girl that was walking around the office

Cool.

"Cortar el césped!'
"Cortar el seto"!
"Arbeit macht frei!"

Does anyone else smell something burning?

Okay user, you handle programming, art, music, sound effects and marketing. I'll be very busy in the ideas department so next week i'll see if you have everything ready.

We have working mirrors and masturbation animations in the work

anons Corperate called, he said no anime girls that we need realistic looking and proportioned black girls, I guess it shouldn't be that much of a problem how deep are we in the game with the anime girls?

OH FUCK
SHE FOUND THE PISS BOTTLE STORAGE CHAMBER
SECURITY TO PISS ROOM EIGHT

nah man i want to end the day good
what's the bad news?

WAIT i want a coca cola NO WAIT pepsi!

>sits in the basement behind some boxes
Down here. No one will know I look at porn my phone!

>feel the weight of multiplie hands on my shoulders

Hey guys I’m outside. I’m here to talk about my stolen idea.
Open the door.

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Oh, those tanks are my helium cans for our mass suicide. They're non flammable so just pile em up anywhere you find room.

isn't that splatoon?

ah geez, we're too far in...what if we put dicks on these girls instead?

Cut the cord, we're going indie. Time to launch a kickstarter.

WTF user WHERES THE GUARD?!

THESE ARE REGULAR CHEETOS

DONT OPEN THE FUCKING DOO-

Just make every female in the game a Futa and people have to buy the "Cis male shaming pack" to remove them
but replace it with underwear

SHE'S POURING THEM OUT OF THE WINDOW!

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Uh larry the guy that stole your idea died by vending machine

CONFERENCE CALL ON THE BIG SCREEN
Hey guys! I know we are only 2 months in our 4 year developement cycle, but we are going to need you guys to put in some crunch time for the rest of the cycle! You're gonna be able to spend more time with our wonderful team here in the Yea Forumsideo game company, and only for 4 extra hours per day! Unfortunately we won't be able to rise your salary for, *smirk* obvious reasons but I'm sure you'll all be able to understand. Thanks, and have a great crunch time! and as always remember, work time is HAPPY time!

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Alright.. I have suicide proofed the building to protect my fellow anons

>destoryed all spiral starcases and replaced them with proper stairwells
>multiple exits on the bottom floor and to roof with push doors
>net to catch window leapers
>on site therapists for mental breakdowns
>no pills or weapons allowed on the premisis
Alright how are -

user KILLED HIMSELF BY DOING WHAAAT????!!!

But user, we got her model and you can actually see your own loli flat cleavage if you look down.

EA's next door

GUYS
SAKURAI JUST CALLED
HE WANTS OUR MAIN CHARACTER IN SMASH BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE THE GAME A SWITCH EXCLUSIVE
DO WE TAKE THE DEAL?

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A-user, why are you holding a gasoline cannister?

well I think the realistic loli petting and dating side mission that is more than 940 hours long and takes about... just a small amount of Yottabytes should stay I mean it's just hanging out with friends so hopefully no one finds the easter egg

WTF ARE YOU DOING GO STOP HER

We just switched back to Unity this Monday, development should go much swifter now!

He literally had himself crushed by the vending machine.

Gabe jokes never get old

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Dont lie user you fucking pushed the vending machine

OK boss. ;-;

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well at least I still have my dignity

I'M ON MY EIGHTH WARNING FOR MANHANDLING PEOPLE, JUST GET THE GUARD PLEASE

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WHO THE FUCK IS USING OUR SERVERS TO HOST THEIR MINECRAFT AND TF2 SERVER??

Guys, step up the fucking game.
The sega genesis port is running at twice the frame rate of the main build.

He wanted it to look like an accident, i swear
holy shit was actually me

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FUCK IT I DO IT MYSELF...

Yeah, but their door guard won't let people past anymore after I broke their shitter.

WE JUST GOT SALES NUMBERS! IT SOLD DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF WHAT WE EXPECTED!

2 COPIES!

IF CALLED CRUNCH TESTING, DAD!

Umm...who used the toilet last?

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It was that fatass intern, Jerome.

this guy says he's her father

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I PANICKED AND THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW

Bros the new guy needs to pee, should I let him leave his office?

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Uuuhhh that was me sir. I didnt want want you guys to feel bad so I bought 2 myself.

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Open office spaces are fucking disgusting, especially when everyone uses Slack to communicate. Funny how the boss and the most important dev where I worked a week had a more closed space.

Hello Employee #92, excuse us for interrupting your work but we need you to sign this document that certifies that you have relinquished your dignity for us. Thank you, have a nice day.

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What was the product again? Great Jewish sports stars?

well that's awkward
you tell him

Ah, it's so good being the CEO of my own game company. Hm it's been a while since we made games though let me check what people want... that's funny they want some weird fps we made years ago... OH I get it when you play table top games in real life it's like if you were playing a fps but without the guns so what they want is a table top game... well Uno is a pretty cool game let's just make something like that the development team comes up with the rest anyways, now let me check on the other teams... hey where is the rest of the team that I left in charge of this game? I thought I left you all a pile of food and truckloads of water why is no one here?

Uh sir?

HE'S BARGING IN!!

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IMAGINE
THE
SMELL

Whoever keeps putting sand in the coffee machine, I'm going to fucking kill you.

weren't you gonna use that money for your daughter's medication?

Is he still at subway for the drinks?
I told him no breaks! Next lunch is on him, don't eat breakfast tomorrow guys.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THE DELIVERY BOY SET US UP HE DEMANDS A BETA COPY OF THE GAME RIGHT NOW

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some asshole just threw her out of the window, there's no saving her anymore.

Haha sucker, you liked your coffee didn't you? Sip on THIS instead! *BRAAAAAAAAAAP*

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user did you came in your pants?!

You know I think this game is missing something, OH I KNOW how about we put in more Jewish people? these game company still owes them since the co-founder of the company probably had a family member who lived in Germany at that time

yeah sorry steve i panicked

Guys, IT here. There’s a guy pooring gasoline at the office on the cams. Did we hire the security guard?

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Look sometimes your fantasies become a reality with out you wanting it so don't judge me

How do we fit in Albert Einstein into this?

FFFFUUUUUUUUCK

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who cares, people are gonna love us for being so diverse

tell him kyoani is two blocks down

Goddamnit Homer, how many eggs did you eat today?

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Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to set the office in Silent Hill?

WHY IS THERE BABY OIL SLATHERED ALL OVER THE PING PONG PADDLES

Pretty sure that's one of our contractors.

well I guess that problem... is out the window

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Must smell like candy and dog cum. Really nice!

Hey, what can I say, you can't beat that rent

CARLOS!

you never played extreme ping pong?

d-did she died?

go check on her

No, it was just some asshat intern who dropped the coffee

It's just like regular tabletennis but with baby oil

Son of a bitch

IS THE INTERN BACK WITH THE DRINKS?

Hey cunts, i just got a call from the investors and they want the game to be targeted at teenage males

>*fucks every small white boy with my bbc*
You gonnna learn to- why is this vending machine leaking blood ?

DONT PICK IT UP

Here's some advice: Try not to get anywhere near the bathroom
It's fucking fucked

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Loud and clear, adding in an unskippable homosexual subplot that addresses societal issues

Yeah,
i got 2 large sodas, 3 Jumbo Oreo Milkshakes and 5 Wodka
but i couldn't find any Pepsi so i bought you a Dr Pepper

just a prank bra

WE NEED MORE LESBIANS

AHHHH THE BATHROOM WATER BLEW THE FUSE.
THE VIDYA HAWKS ARE LOOSE AND THEY'RE PECKING OUT THE INTERNS

I guess that okay... oh did you see the little girl splatter on the ground?

You're using it wrong Ted

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KyoAni is three blocks down.

/ll/?

Yup, did Clint lose his mind again?

Where are the testers?

no i panicked and threw her out the window can you clean it? you can keep the body if you want

It's mandatory penis inspection day at the office, boys and girls (boys).

Right here sir.

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GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK LOSERS THE GAME DEADLINE IS IN 24 HOURS TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS

KyoAni just called, they're sending the guy back here.

can you tell me what kind of game are making again?

Have you jiggled the lever? Try jiggling the lever. e

Uh, who is this strange man in the Boss's office counting a large stack of bills? Did you let him in, Jeff?

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fuck uhh send him to EA tell him larry works there now

Got your testers right here, sir. The best this country has to offer.

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Have these always been here? I need to contact my parole officer.

Hentai game for Steam

Hey the guy asked that have we thought of making people pay for mods. He would call it "Creation Club"

is it cute and funny? if so great work whoever hire those tester

Okay the sex minigame is mostly implemented, just need to record the 1600 lines of dialogue.

Which VA are we using again?

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LEATHER
PLEATHER

Jesus how many of those still live with their mother?

Maybe he's going for an extended hike deep in the woods or mountains or some shit?

Allan please add details.

microsoft sam, just pitch shifted a little

>Diversity Manager
How odd, you're not a middle aged white woman.

Marketing here! Submit your ideas for the sub-title of our Yea Forumsideo game!

Yes, it's called Cunny Adventures 2

I'm currently on the line with Lowenthal, I'll get back to you in a bit

Brilliant! Let em' in.

A Melancholy Love Letter From The Edge Of The World ~ Re:MiX: You Can (Not) Undo

Minigame?
No no we're shipping it as a full title

Also there's no budget for hiring a VA, the retarded intern accidentally spent the money on licensing a library of animal mating noises, so you'll have to make do with that

I don't remember we making Cunny adventures 1

Super turbo HD remix fever dream VII pottery making simulator

That's because Obsidian studios was responsible for making that one. Remember? Pullout: New Cunny?

When we lost the silent hill license we had to quickly throw something together with the assets we had laying around

GAME OF THE CENTURY EDITION

ft. Dante from Devil May Cry & Knuckles

sure thing

>no Virgil
They're shit, throw them out

Guys was it really necessary to model the inside of the MC's urethra?

The genitals alone take 60% of the vertex budget

W̞̫̳̾̀̆oȑ̙r̼̙͑̈́ȳ̈ͫ ̠͎͚̙͚͖ͭ͂̈̆̿͐n̹͕̗̙̮͉oͣͧ͊ͦt m̥̯̪̮͕͓͇ͩ̀̂̈̾̃̚y f̾͂̈́͊ͬ́ͩri̮̘en̪̬̘̺̯͋ͮ̄̈́d̖͇̰̻̙̤͍̒͐͂͒ͣ̈ͬ, i̳͈̬͈̦̪ ̣̼͚̮̺͚̄̒͋̃̇̚rew̐rͤ̎̆̏o̫̺̟͓͇͎̊̉͆̽ͤ̚t̀eͮ͋̔ͬͤ ̒̌ͤ̄͂̐t͔͈ͭ̚h̩͓͕̺͇̪͙ͫ̓̓͐̂ͩͫe ͙̗̱̈̊̈ẘ̓h̠̝̹̭̩ol̘̮e cod̜͉͇̗͔̹e̺̜͔̻̯̜̓́̈ͧ̈́̃ͅ an̰͖̹̫͙͔̒ͦ́͒̇̃d̪ n̯̆ô̺͇̾w͓̟̺ ͇͎̬̞ͭͫḭ̝͓̫̳̺͚̏ͣͩ̔̈̆͌t̙s̠̥̠͍̯̖̮̎͑́̆ͤ͊͌ ̽a̮ͮl̼͎̣̫̪͛̉̇͑̈́̂lͣͭͩ ̜̬͚͕̝͈f̺i̖̪͇̖̣̪̰͂ͣ͊͒̏̾ṅ̤͕͎͔͙̠ͯ̆͑ͬ͂̚ͅë̻̤̰́̈́ͦ

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The one with docking vore? I thought Satori Iwata was working with the dev team

But this is a vore game. We need to model everything.

But sir! We've booked them for a month! They've already been paid in advance! We can't just throw them out!

DO WE SWITCH TO UE4 NOW? WE SHIP NEXT WEEK

Guys, Stefanie is ready for the mocap,
when we will fucking start??

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Fuck. Make them clean up the "break" room and the toilets. That should sort them out.

Tell me why Johnathan thought it was a good idea to chose the Red Dead engine to build our game on?

No, we can't add a break dancing magician to a modern military shooter.

Okay guys I need 6 races for our new MMO. Any ideas?

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Why isn't she naked?

No, no Kojima.
It's "when will we start fucking??"

Human, elf, human with cat ears, human with horns, bulky human, short human with child-like proportions, and a human with rabbit ears.

Yeah! We agreed, she has to be fully naked and we all have to watch.

Fuck jannies part 2 episode fuck niggers is going to be a hit i can feel it

Lizardmen
Mothmen
Catgirls
Lolis
Humans

Human class, Barbarian class, Succubus class, Greedy space merchant class, Neko class, and elves

Hey guys what do you think about this Job Application? His name is Christian Weston Chandler and he wants work with the game art department. He even send some of his works!

Can we afford such a master?

>His

Shortstack Goblin women are must!

What do you think? We make porn games for horny 20 year olds.

Perhaps we should consult the totem on this one?

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Sonic Totem, should we hire CWC for our art department?

THE TOTEM HAS SPOKEN

Oh god this is fucking awful

Should we spend half the budget to license the sonic theme to play when the player hits a combo in the sex minigame?

Team I got Tim Sweeney on the phone, he wants our game as an exclusive on the Epic game store ASAP!
what do I say?

Which one of you niggers brought fucking fish again and nuked it in the office microwave, without opening the FUCKING WINDOW?!

Tell Tim to STOP FUCKING CALLING

Sonic totem, should we divert our entire budget to opening a patreon and become a high quality H game production company?

Tell him that we will give him the sega genesis version, as long he port the Epic game store to the genesis.

fuck you

tell him it's a deal and that he should wire half the money to my cayman island account

Suggestion for the Loli minigame. What if we implement crosswords and every correct words removes clothing from the Loli.

Here is a example minigame:
>6 letters
>starts with N and ends with R

Guys I just found this PNG in an old cute and funny hard drive, did Konami asked us to make MGS V chapter 3 and we send zombie MGS game?

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He got dilated.

how dilated? Can he ever pass?

What? I thought we adapted Wordpress into a 3D engine

How the fuck 40% of the tranny department has committed suicide?

It was a chink one and it exploded during his first usage.

Kero from the marketing asks that do we have baby furries in diaper for somereason. Who the fuck even hired him!

GUYS, I CAN'T BELIEVE SAKURAI HIMSELF IS PLAYING OUR FIRST GAME!

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give us half your money so we can spend it on "marketing"
nuthin personell kidd

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Which one of you fags made the last boss inflict paralyze, sleep, poison, slow, burning, freeze and self-healing in the last update?
We're getting review bombed now

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since there are no males in our game just make some hot girls and tack random animal shit onto them

I want to give the far right girl my business.

Hey totem, should we make that generic fantasy MMO with the worst grind imaginable?

just tell them to get gud and play an easier game, Soulsfags will defend our game

Just remember to censor the "risky scenes for Sony and European region. Burkha is halal and pantyhose is haram!

I did. Fuck those casuals they need to git gud.

Just block his fucking number already. Sick of him begging day in and day out for our latest game to be exclusive to his platform.

>4 diffferent knives
>no water

yup looks about right

No because Sakurai doesn't have that kind of power.

Ok, who the fuck is in charge of character design

>Some autistic weeb stealth-buffed katanas again

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We outsourced the art design to some guy called
>shadman

It's their own fault for forgetting to use reflect items and spells. You'd think people would use them more often.

Alright boys, we decided on the final character design of the MC's sidekick in the last meeting, but we had quite the dispute about whether to go with the male or female version. Budget's tight so we have to decide on one. Which one will appeal more to our audience?

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Do you have any complaints?

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Lets make the Ultimate Twist! Leave the female design but call it a boy!

Umm, y'all, the diversity manager t-took all my Halo Top ice cream from my personal d-desk freezer. How am I supposed to work under these stressful conditions?? Who can I report this to? I have necessary features my Twitter followers asked me to implement!

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Before we ship, we need to do a smell test

I didn't finish loading the image but...
what is that

You guys don't mind me teaching the interns?

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Visual designer Alex here! Could someone provide pics of armpits please? For smell testing.

Mods

RIP

why is there a dead little girl in the parking lot?

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Oh yeah that. I though they cleaned it up.

They are SUPERIOR WEAPONS

Dredd, you're in the wrong place. The apartment complex thread is a few doors down.

Sonic totem, is this studio going to be profitable one day?

i panicked and threw her out the window i told a inter to clean it up i even told him he could keep the body i guess he didnt want the body

Guys theres smoke coming from down stairs

PROMOTE THIS MAN!

user, you've been falling behind on your work lately. Now, we have lots of deadlines to meet so I can either give you overtime or you can make it up to me in some other way...

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That it, I'm putting my two weeks in.

see you tomorrow